House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode · 8 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBTQ+ Podcast; WLW History

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! We had a small talk on religion and then also went on a rant about getting your vaccine and how some terrible people are using the vaccine as an excuse to be anti-semptic. Please make sure to get vaccined to help those who can not! With a simple google search, I am sure you can find a place that will be happy to poke you with safety! Moving onto the topic we talked about WLW history, and went into some depth about that. With a few issues with Jaxson not being able to say words, we were able to finish the topic. We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello, welcome to the House of cards podcast and lgbtq plus podcast. My name is Simon. I have a big Dick. I us. She a pronouns. Yeah, good for you. As Day, I am Ariam. I used to her pronouns as well, and I drew a mushroom fairy. Well, I painted one, but I made her face way too small and it looks kind of dumb, but she's still cute. We love her. She's okay. My name is Jackson. I am your interrupt me much. I didn't know you were starting. I was speaking. I know you were starting me in the middle of my introduction. Will you talk? I love fast, I love you, I love I would I love all the thing. Markaul, you were in the middle. Love it. I wouldn't say you're in the middle of your introduction. I'm Jackson. I am your final host of tonight. I use EI them pronouns and I'm currently ward building and I am not even been close to done, but I've written a lot of words. We love words. My handhood so much. Oh you're a handwriting. Yeah, I'M gonna handwrite it all. Oh the pain. I'm handing it all and then I'm have to bat and copy it down onto the computer, could have like a second copy. Yeah, that way, I can put that way I can like copy out experts. So if you get like if my players have a history pot, I can copy it, paste it on our document and then give it to them. Oh clever. Instead of...

...having to just like pull out my notebook and read through it, they can read through themselves. Anyway. Where can you find us? On the Internet? On instagram, which is up again. You can find us on House of cards, underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck and on Ticktock as House of cards podcast. And do we still have the Patriot? We do? I don't. I don't know. I know I don't. It's funny. Before we get into the whole thing, does we have a few things we want to talk about? I see. Yeah, I want to say this quick because I just thowt an in all chat. So I made a statement in our group chat saying that. And it's for a wood. Isn't it that hockey players out of so an age they stopped wearing a lot of clothes, like normally it's it's either underwear, socks and then then gear, or jock strap socks, gear. Oh not know, under wear, socks, gear, depending on the guy. That's offensive. If you don't see anything in there's no way you would, because I also but like what about the chafing with the gear? Like I feel like that'd be a thing. No, because men wear a cup. Yeah, I know that. I mean just like on your skin in general. I mean like and it kind of depends on which position you're playing, because like my brother, he's a goalie and he has kind of like like kind of like a not a swimsuit kind of thing. I don't really know how to describe it, but like it goes up. Yeah, Chin, but I'm not sure if that's because he's a goalie. I know has like kind of a leotard. Yeah, when I was younger, for sure I would that, but I do know it's like as we got older, kids stopped wearing like those extra things and truck like. I'm telling you this right now, Simone. Yes,...

I went to this arena. We were playing the game. I was fulled up. I had a like warm and slate at then onto and when this arena we were all cold. My first time, like I go on the arena to play like for my first session on you know what I mean? Yeah, in the fourth period. By the end of that I wasn't cold for the rest of the game. We are moving so much and being so active up ball we just don't get cold. A body. I used to get cold during soccer games and I'd be running my little lass around everywhere. That actually but no, you don't really shape because of the cup and and everything's kind of position in the way that you don't really shape. But I don't know about goalies, because goaliels to wear a lot more, I think because, yeah, they do, because they have to take like like a normal hockey player isn't getting a pocket in the stomach. Nope, that's for the goalies only. Dude, I feel like soccer goalies are so much like wilder than hockey goalies, only because the only gear we get is Shin Guards. We have the same gear source of players and we said hit in the face of Shit. Yeah, I don't understand them. Like and buches will come up and punch you. Seriously, they'll just come up and punch you. Yeah, that was a soccer goalie. I couldn't tell. Well, I'm there is actually something else on the gay age in the there's actually two things. That too things. ANYWAYS, there's this book I'm reading, cloth and there's this one quote myth, and I just I think it's really important and stuff. So a religion that took no count of people's way of life, a religion that did not recognize spots with beauty and truths in their way of life, was useless and, like I feel, it's just open to so many things and it's very excellent. That was so cool. I love...

...it. You stand, we love it. We love it than to move on to the next statement or yes, so I don't know, that's not mine. That's my hope. That's mine. JEP. So I'll going into this. So I have I'm on Tick Tock and I've seen a lot of this stuff and I really think we need to talk about it. I really do so. Well, I'd like to say this is only a United States thing. It's not. It's really not. And I've heard people, I have been someone who has appared someone made this reference. It is not okay to relate the vaccines to the Holocaust in any way. Absolutely, I have seen. I've seen. I have seen people rest, to see that non vaccine people going to concentration camps. I've seen people representing like doing all sorts of things that are just relating to tall cross. That's not okay. Yeah, it is no way on the same level. No, and it's disrespectful as fuck, because those people like for most of all the most. There are so many ys that wrong, but any thing is they didn't choose to be Jewish, jersus Jewish. You're choosing not to get vaccinated, so the consequences that are happening to you are your own fault. You made that choice, not anyone else. They did not get a choice in the statement. They will forced into that. And then there were a bunch of other levels in how disgusting it is and how no one would go that fall because of vaccines. Yeah, but we're not going to get into that whole depth. We're not going to like really dissect this. Vaccines. There was a vax code x scene that is now FDA approved. It has been made by scientists. You say you don't trust the government with it, yet as soon as...

...you find out it was made by a commercial company, you said that you don't. You're just making up excuses. Get vaccinated. There is no issues with it at this point. This is beginning to blow out of proportions. Get vaccinated. Stop being a puts. It's a fucking needle that put in your own that is helps you and make sure you don't have to go to the hospital because of all on your body pierced. You should people to get that. You have eaten McDonald's, you should be able to get back in between when Doy, you have eaten anything that is not food. Place, you have had sex, suck dick or eat pussy, get the back sea. If you've vaped, smoked, don't any drugs, get get back seat. You have no excuse why not to, and I'm sick and tired of hearing that. I'm sorry, this is supposed to be light hearted, but it's just going to the point. What's getting disgusting. That being said, if you are medically exempt from getting the vaccine, like if you literally cannot get it because I'm a medical reason that is authorized by a doctor, then put yourself first. Best understandable. Exactly. Yeah, this doesn't include you. Ignore us. People need to get backs to protect people who can, yes, hold immunity and we I read article. Not sure how to how true it is, but it says at this point, will need about ninety percent people vaccinated. I'm down. That sounds like a slam. Just let me do college in person, please, please, let me get medication. Yes, I'm dumb. Let's not get into that yet. Come on, it's I do want to say this that in our nation that we live in,...

Canada, cases are going down, but I'm not sure if vaccines are going up. So what does that tell you? What is that show to people who UN vaccinated? We want to talk about that. Sorry, my brain turned off for a second. Huh, if our cases are going down and a vaccines on going up, do we see a thing happening here? Intriguing? What I'm saying? What I'm saying is people who want vaccinated or dying. Yeah, yeah, and I don't. We don't want that. We don't. I know you may think we do, but I don't want I don't want people to die. I don't think that should happen. So get vaccinated so people don't die, so that you who don't die, Bro, so that you don't die. Fuck, I mean the vaccine for texts like yourself more than anyone else. It really does. Yeah, because you can still spread it, but your symptoms won't be as bad as you get it, you know, but and that let's lit on that. Let's move on to not up more lighthearted topic, but it's topic nonetheless. Is it not light hearted? I thought it was gay. Yes, yeah, it's pretty lighthearted. Yeah, but we still remember that, like, Gay people did also go through women went through issues. But so it sounds like it's...

...not. It's not a dog thing. I wouldn't say it's exactly the most lighthearted, but it's still pretty good. It's still pretty good one. We didn't actually talk about anything dark. Now, well, you know that was that right. Honestly, read my pots and memorize those vibes. I was. I was like, I am too. I did chemistry all day. I am not in the mood to reach port a free Simonia to say that I love I love it. That's a bag. So because we're okay. Sorry, I want to have a quick disclaimer. I really easy. We may not touch on everything in women love, women history of lesbian history. I don't know why you think we would, but just as the statements of people don't, you know, get pissed off, because we know how people walk. They get pissed off for the tiniest thing. We got it. We got as much down as we need. Avery has an amazing judgment with this. Just because we don't have everything doesn't mean that we're knowing pots of the history. It just means it's not. We chose not to talk about it, or maybe we don't know about it. Maybe we don't know about it. That like we didn't get to it all. Yeah, it's just we didn't get that we had a lot. We had the pots we want to talk about at least. So we're all teenagers. Yeah, and also, this is all podcast, not yours, by our world. You're just living in it. Yeah, we get to choose the we talk about. If you have an issue with it, you can leave this the door, but please give us money on your way out. A very sorry to interrupt you. Go on, Queen. So we're gay. We Love Education.

I'm sorry, will worry. I love the education. Will Gay. Who told we're not yet, I know. Who Knew? What a shock. So we love, no, we love knowing more about those who came before us and those who fought for the freedoms we have today. And we loved shamelessly reiterating the fact that lgbtq plus people have been around for longer than people think. Similar to our episodes on LGBT QS history in western eras and bisexual history, today we're going to be talking about lesbian and women loving women history, which is shortened to like wlw, as I would also like to state it. It is also women loving women. It's not women Love Women, Women Love Fun. I've actually never so said eyes wlw out loud before, so reading like, actually saying, reading that as the letters and not as like when literally will write very weird. I would also like it to be known that I'm math lesbian and I'm mask lesbian. Are Two different things. I don't even think I know what a MAC lesbian would be, and all I'm imagining is Mac and cars. I would like be known that in earlier. Yes, Oh my God, that's so funny. Should I tell the story? Yes, my OK. Before we go on to that, I just want to say that he really is that. I would like it's be known like as a for in caught, for my case. Oh my God, yes, girl, he totally anyways. Okay, your story, Darling. So Um origin of the MAC lesbian comes from my adult brother. He's...

...eighteen and still doesn't deserve to read the oxygen, to be completely honest. But that's it anyways. So, so me and my brother both in with it. So I was like yeah, Oh my God, your friend is so hot, and he's like yeah, sure, yes. My brother was like, oh, yeah, but she's a MAC lesbian. I was like what the Hell is a MAC lesbian? He's like, you know, like a lesbians, like much. That was like Huh. He's like yeah, Mac Lesbian. I'm like here, no, no, no, and I try to explain to him for like a solid hour. It's mask lesbian as a masculine he's like no, no, no, that doesn't make any sense, but MAC does. Mac does, apparently, besties, bestie. So I decided to Google it. Right, because we don't, we didn't know what it was like. Right. Okay, I'm scared it is actually able as to act in a masculine manner. Mac Mac Lesley lately lap not only with prison saying, but also with folk really vough cab of other groups who involve in other groups, who members who engaged in illicit sexual activities and act and examples of for Mac applied to lesbians. It's meant to be masculine man. Did you find that on urban dictionary, because when I searched MAC lesbian, I found Alison Mac from lesbian actress spouts for divorced from her wife. Well, first of all, I search define mascus man, but it's a sub length. It's it's apparently from language. A feminist guy. To take lesbians all of that. There's Lesliean Bake Max, which is an open Oh,...

I don't like that. I don't I don't like that. I don't like that one. No, no, I can, because I feel like. I feel like you would make you feel worse. It's probably would. So none. Please carry on. We're a quick refresher. Term Lesbian comes from the Greek Island Lesbos, which is where the famous poet Sappho was from. Sappho gay as Hill fucking. That's actually that's it. That's the entire that's it. That's like. Also, that's noble episodes. After this, we're done. All you have to know that homosexual. That's it. Much of her poetry included a fiction for women. Pre nineteenth century. The word lesbian referred to anything that related to her driving to the island lesbos, including a notable wine called Prambian, which is similar to the Hungarian sensia. Fun fact, the Word Lesbos is thought to have originally translated to forests. For whether or not this one means what are you from? Toy Story is a lesbian is unconfirmed. I think he's a lesbian, just I would like to be known to call it a rooted. Do you hit the glitch from Simone? I did. That is we had one episode when you weren't here and Jone was doing that the entire episode and it wasn't. I didn't. Was it the byhistory? It was the aborption, it was the appostion portion. Yes, I listened to it and you did you hear the Glitzen to the entire thing? I did it. I loved that. I loved it. So my favorite bought because saddles mom would go and Oh my God, y'all are bullies. We love you. We y'all are bullying me in ancient okay,...

...correct, an ancient Messo Phemia, no, Mess Mezzo, Mesopotamia. I think Mysopania best potatious. So solve come on. I'm so sorry. There were two terms, sal Zick Ra rum. Sell Sick Rum, I think so. Yeah, and sell new ball, combs up, combs up, and an issue. Okay, so I write the first one. I will probably Miss my mouth a few times. That is just because of the are in it. I cannot pronounce my Hoss. Just to heads up, DAL Zick rum meant man woman and referred to women. I can all just say woman. I say women now and and of statement who are allowed to marry another women and inherit the same wealth as their brothers would hold up avery. I need a quick, quick, quick. Okay, thank you for the correction. I was going to be like, Hey, what, what? You're welcome. Which one did I mess up? Thank you, love you. Tell New Ball. We Ford to women who are allowed to marry but not allowed to have children, like me. No, sorry, like some mouth. That's a mouth someone. You're not allowed to children, you're not allowed of children. Okay, so they would marry women or women that would bear children for them. No, I'm not. We Love Lesbian mops, we do. They're amazing, but the best ones and the only thing that sucks is you'll get stuck and end the statement of go as your mum. It never ends. I've lost a friend to that. He's still there...

...when his best so funny. lesbianism is ancient. Sorry, lesbian is a hient Egypt. I'm sorry, that's just the statement. Letsbs mm. In ancient Egypt is left often recorded, so there are many instances. But during the Egyptian Empire there were many depictions of scatally gambling, scan scantily, cantilely. Is that like scandalous? Yeah, Oh my God, I'm English Major. Me, I am scantily clad and suggestive woman who enjoy other women's company. Wow, that sounds a little gay, and of course we already know that. The Greece of gay. So no need to get really into that. Except, like it wasn't as publicly allowed for women to be gay. They still existed there, though. Yeah, they were more just like the penis gays. Yeah, they were more intimate, okays, but there were still evidence of Vagina Games. Yeah, they're definitely were. Yeah, yeah, can confirm and faithful avery one's that he was there. That is how old avery is. I am sapphos oh. That's why she's an English Major. She's reading her own poetry in class. That's me in the metamorpho souls, a collection of works by ancient Roman poet Ovid there's a love story between the ovaries. I mean, I suppose so, exactly, like there's a love story between a girl named I fisk who is forced to conceal from gender because she would be killed by her father. So she acts out of as a boy and her bride Ianthe, as the wedding girls closer. I fits...

...experiences internalized phobia and caused her love for Ianthe monstrous. So she eventually gets turned into a boy by the goddess, says. By the Romans weren't exactly loving, grim and friendly. They definite Jackson is good for and we stand transgender men. We absolutely fucking do. Maybe, Bastin, we we don't. We don't know if that's a statement towards being transgender or a statement of hating same sex marriage vibes, but we don't know either of them. You like gender? Or was them saying we hate the gays? But we know it's regardless. The Romans like the gays. They also were more like forward about like male homosexuality and female jobs. I don't think you said the Greeks, you said the gays. I said it confirmed. Let the gas. That's so funny. That's total. Oh my God, so if he needed any more confirmation that the Greeks were gay. We now. I'm for them at maybe got and in the medieval arable, lesbianism was considered heat in a woman's vagina that was cured by creating friction against another woman's genitals. lesbianism as...

...a disease and SCISSORING was a cure. I hold up, hold the fucking or put that on a shirt. That's it. That's a house of cards. March lesbian was the disease, its Aren was a cure. Well Rich, so far. Someone right. That's how second being next to valid as fuck. As soon as we come up with five of them, will make March. Yes, anyway, moving on, moving on. It was believed that lesbianism was actually the result of nursing women eating certain foods. So when a woman who is breastbeating eight celery rocket leaves, which is a real Gila, I think it's like Melliot leaves or something like me a lot leaves and Jackson's as a pussy, which is probably right, and the flowers of a bitter orange tree. I would like to confirm. I asked my mother if she ate any of these foods. The answer was no. Which is why I'm only bisexual. She had she she actively swallowed some salary celery. I'm sorry, like she had like a small bite and I was a wasn't able to fully develop. Yeah, got it, got it, got it. Someone's right now, like someone was gonna get pregnant. It was going to get pregnant and just begin chowing down cellary. Oh my God, no, salary makes me so ill. What? Oh my God, really, that's...

UNFORTNT. Yeah, it makes me throw up. I'll leave be a Rugula. Come on your next festill. No, it's just you. Guys keep cutting out, so I don't actually know. Rip. In the S, the idea of political lesbianism arose and basically stated that a political lesbian was a woman who did not want to fuck men. That is me. However, the idea of political lesbians will a bit of an anti man campaign. So do it. That would be will lesbian feminism, which was most popular in the s and Nineteen S, so was encouraging of focusing their energy on other women and sporting one another. We love that. Since then, lesbianism husband steadily rising in popular verty identifiers. In Alley, Shit Beastie, I think it's wait, it isn't this. Hold Up, hold up, hold up, I'm sorry, hold up, hold up, I got I'm doing research. Okay, do we research? Yeah, okay, okay, it's true. It's true. The House of God's the house of Gods is gay. WHOA, my God. Whether or not your time travel has been from ancient Mezzopotamian, Rome, Egypt, Greek of the Medieval are bold or even just currently residing in the twenty one century, to our and always will be valid as fun. Lesbian has existed for years, even before Staffo was born, and we'll keep existing long into the future. SWEAG, you did it, I did it. That definitely didn't talk about twenty five takes. We are so proud. I didn't it took one. It took one, one,...

...one, one. Well, I don't think there's anything else to add. Do you do we do? We know? It is fuck, not, not, not, not yet, not yet. So I am in like, actually, I'm an. Actually, do we have any dad? I mean so, of Lesbians. Yeah, was speaking of Lesbians, you said speaking of lesbian than didn't say anything. Oh, speaking of Lesbians, I asked out a girl, but she just texted me during this episode and said that she can no longer go out with you. What I'll go out with what I know. It's so sad, like the Patito Alex, the plays Passito. Yeah, let's play my mode to playlist, LAXA, play my arson playlist. Thank you so much for coming today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it. If not, well, have a good risk your life. Make sure to check in next week to see if we've posted or not. If we haven't, well, I'm either dead or depressed. You'll find out later. Is there anything else to add? My a fellows valid is fuck. I for one really hope that Jackson does not die. You're the you're the only one.

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