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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 3 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBTQ+ Podcast; WLW History

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! We had a small talk on religion and then also went on a rant about getting your vaccine and how some terrible people are using the vaccine as an excuse to be anti-semptic. Please make sure to get vaccined to help those who can not! With a simple google search, I am sure you can find a place that will be happy to poke you with safety! Moving onto the topic we talked about WLW history, and went into some depth about that. With a few issues with Jaxson not being able to say words, we were able to finish the topic. We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello, welcome to the House ofcards podcast and lgbtq plus podcast. My name is Simon. I have abig Dick. I us. She a pronouns. Yeah, good for you. As Day, I am Ariam. I used to her pronouns as well, and I drew a mushroom fairy. Well, I painted one, butI made her face way too small and it looks kind of dumb, butshe's still cute. We love her. She's okay. My name is Jackson. I am your interrupt me much. I didn't know you were starting.I was speaking. I know you were starting me in the middle of myintroduction. Will you talk? I love fast, I love you, Ilove I would I love all the thing. Markaul, you were in the middle. Love it. I wouldn't say you're in the middle of your introduction. I'm Jackson. I am your final host of tonight. I use EIthem pronouns and I'm currently ward building and I am not even been close todone, but I've written a lot of words. We love words. Myhandhood so much. Oh you're a handwriting. Yeah, I'M gonna handwrite it all. Oh the pain. I'm handing it all and then I'm have tobat and copy it down onto the computer, could have like a second copy.Yeah, that way, I can put that way I can like copyout experts. So if you get like if my players have a history pot, I can copy it, paste it on our document and then give itto them. Oh clever. Instead of...

...having to just like pull out mynotebook and read through it, they can read through themselves. Anyway. Wherecan you find us? On the Internet? On instagram, which is up again. You can find us on House of cards, underscore podcast, ontwitter at lgbt underscore deck and on Ticktock as House of cards podcast. Anddo we still have the Patriot? We do? I don't. I don'tknow. I know I don't. It's funny. Before we get into thewhole thing, does we have a few things we want to talk about?I see. Yeah, I want to say this quick because I just thowtan in all chat. So I made a statement in our group chat sayingthat. And it's for a wood. Isn't it that hockey players out ofso an age they stopped wearing a lot of clothes, like normally it's it'seither underwear, socks and then then gear, or jock strap socks, gear.Oh not know, under wear, socks, gear, depending on theguy. That's offensive. If you don't see anything in there's no way youwould, because I also but like what about the chafing with the gear?Like I feel like that'd be a thing. No, because men wear a cup. Yeah, I know that. I mean just like on your skinin general. I mean like and it kind of depends on which position you'replaying, because like my brother, he's a goalie and he has kind oflike like kind of like a not a swimsuit kind of thing. I don'treally know how to describe it, but like it goes up. Yeah,Chin, but I'm not sure if that's because he's a goalie. I knowhas like kind of a leotard. Yeah, when I was younger, for sureI would that, but I do know it's like as we got older, kids stopped wearing like those extra things and truck like. I'm telling youthis right now, Simone. Yes,...

I went to this arena. Wewere playing the game. I was fulled up. I had a like warmand slate at then onto and when this arena we were all cold. Myfirst time, like I go on the arena to play like for my firstsession on you know what I mean? Yeah, in the fourth period.By the end of that I wasn't cold for the rest of the game.We are moving so much and being so active up ball we just don't getcold. A body. I used to get cold during soccer games and I'dbe running my little lass around everywhere. That actually but no, you don'treally shape because of the cup and and everything's kind of position in the waythat you don't really shape. But I don't know about goalies, because goalielsto wear a lot more, I think because, yeah, they do,because they have to take like like a normal hockey player isn't getting a pocketin the stomach. Nope, that's for the goalies only. Dude, Ifeel like soccer goalies are so much like wilder than hockey goalies, only becausethe only gear we get is Shin Guards. We have the same gear source ofplayers and we said hit in the face of Shit. Yeah, Idon't understand them. Like and buches will come up and punch you. Seriously, they'll just come up and punch you. Yeah, that was a soccer goalie. I couldn't tell. Well, I'm there is actually something else onthe gay age in the there's actually two things. That too things. ANYWAYS, there's this book I'm reading, cloth and there's this one quote myth,and I just I think it's really important and stuff. So a religion thattook no count of people's way of life, a religion that did not recognize spotswith beauty and truths in their way of life, was useless and,like I feel, it's just open to so many things and it's very excellent. That was so cool. I love...

...it. You stand, we loveit. We love it than to move on to the next statement or yes, so I don't know, that's not mine. That's my hope. That'smine. JEP. So I'll going into this. So I have I'm onTick Tock and I've seen a lot of this stuff and I really think weneed to talk about it. I really do so. Well, I'd liketo say this is only a United States thing. It's not. It's reallynot. And I've heard people, I have been someone who has appared someonemade this reference. It is not okay to relate the vaccines to the Holocaustin any way. Absolutely, I have seen. I've seen. I haveseen people rest, to see that non vaccine people going to concentration camps.I've seen people representing like doing all sorts of things that are just relating totall cross. That's not okay. Yeah, it is no way on the samelevel. No, and it's disrespectful as fuck, because those people likefor most of all the most. There are so many ys that wrong,but any thing is they didn't choose to be Jewish, jersus Jewish. You'rechoosing not to get vaccinated, so the consequences that are happening to you areyour own fault. You made that choice, not anyone else. They did notget a choice in the statement. They will forced into that. Andthen there were a bunch of other levels in how disgusting it is and howno one would go that fall because of vaccines. Yeah, but we're notgoing to get into that whole depth. We're not going to like really dissectthis. Vaccines. There was a vax code x scene that is now FDAapproved. It has been made by scientists. You say you don't trust the governmentwith it, yet as soon as...

...you find out it was made bya commercial company, you said that you don't. You're just making up excuses. Get vaccinated. There is no issues with it at this point. Thisis beginning to blow out of proportions. Get vaccinated. Stop being a puts. It's a fucking needle that put in your own that is helps you andmake sure you don't have to go to the hospital because of all on yourbody pierced. You should people to get that. You have eaten McDonald's,you should be able to get back in between when Doy, you have eatenanything that is not food. Place, you have had sex, suck dickor eat pussy, get the back sea. If you've vaped, smoked, don'tany drugs, get get back seat. You have no excuse why not to, and I'm sick and tired of hearing that. I'm sorry, thisis supposed to be light hearted, but it's just going to the point.What's getting disgusting. That being said, if you are medically exempt from gettingthe vaccine, like if you literally cannot get it because I'm a medical reasonthat is authorized by a doctor, then put yourself first. Best understandable.Exactly. Yeah, this doesn't include you. Ignore us. People need to getbacks to protect people who can, yes, hold immunity and we Iread article. Not sure how to how true it is, but it saysat this point, will need about ninety percent people vaccinated. I'm down.That sounds like a slam. Just let me do college in person, please, please, let me get medication. Yes, I'm dumb. Let's notget into that yet. Come on, it's I do want to say thisthat in our nation that we live in,...

Canada, cases are going down,but I'm not sure if vaccines are going up. So what does thattell you? What is that show to people who UN vaccinated? We wantto talk about that. Sorry, my brain turned off for a second.Huh, if our cases are going down and a vaccines on going up,do we see a thing happening here? Intriguing? What I'm saying? WhatI'm saying is people who want vaccinated or dying. Yeah, yeah, andI don't. We don't want that. We don't. I know you maythink we do, but I don't want I don't want people to die.I don't think that should happen. So get vaccinated so people don't die,so that you who don't die, Bro, so that you don't die. Fuck, I mean the vaccine for texts like yourself more than anyone else.It really does. Yeah, because you can still spread it, but yoursymptoms won't be as bad as you get it, you know, but andthat let's lit on that. Let's move on to not up more lighthearted topic, but it's topic nonetheless. Is it not light hearted? I thought itwas gay. Yes, yeah, it's pretty lighthearted. Yeah, but westill remember that, like, Gay people did also go through women went throughissues. But so it sounds like it's...

...not. It's not a dog thing. I wouldn't say it's exactly the most lighthearted, but it's still pretty good. It's still pretty good one. We didn't actually talk about anything dark.Now, well, you know that was that right. Honestly, read mypots and memorize those vibes. I was. I was like, I am too. I did chemistry all day. I am not in the mood toreach port a free Simonia to say that I love I love it. That'sa bag. So because we're okay. Sorry, I want to have aquick disclaimer. I really easy. We may not touch on everything in womenlove, women history of lesbian history. I don't know why you think wewould, but just as the statements of people don't, you know, getpissed off, because we know how people walk. They get pissed off forthe tiniest thing. We got it. We got as much down as weneed. Avery has an amazing judgment with this. Just because we don't haveeverything doesn't mean that we're knowing pots of the history. It just means it'snot. We chose not to talk about it, or maybe we don't knowabout it. Maybe we don't know about it. That like we didn't getto it all. Yeah, it's just we didn't get that we had alot. We had the pots we want to talk about at least. Sowe're all teenagers. Yeah, and also, this is all podcast, not yours, by our world. You're just living in it. Yeah, weget to choose the we talk about. If you have an issue with it, you can leave this the door, but please give us money on yourway out. A very sorry to interrupt you. Go on, Queen.So we're gay. We Love Education.

I'm sorry, will worry. Ilove the education. Will Gay. Who told we're not yet, I know. Who Knew? What a shock. So we love, no, welove knowing more about those who came before us and those who fought for thefreedoms we have today. And we loved shamelessly reiterating the fact that lgbtq pluspeople have been around for longer than people think. Similar to our episodes onLGBT QS history in western eras and bisexual history, today we're going to betalking about lesbian and women loving women history, which is shortened to like wlw,as I would also like to state it. It is also women lovingwomen. It's not women Love Women, Women Love Fun. I've actually neverso said eyes wlw out loud before, so reading like, actually saying,reading that as the letters and not as like when literally will write very weird. I would also like it to be known that I'm math lesbian and I'mmask lesbian. Are Two different things. I don't even think I know whata MAC lesbian would be, and all I'm imagining is Mac and cars.I would like be known that in earlier. Yes, Oh my God, that'sso funny. Should I tell the story? Yes, my OK.Before we go on to that, I just want to say that he reallyis that. I would like it's be known like as a for in caught, for my case. Oh my God, yes, girl, he totally anyways. Okay, your story, Darling. So Um origin of the MAC lesbiancomes from my adult brother. He's...

...eighteen and still doesn't deserve to readthe oxygen, to be completely honest. But that's it anyways. So,so me and my brother both in with it. So I was like yeah, Oh my God, your friend is so hot, and he's like yeah, sure, yes. My brother was like, oh, yeah, butshe's a MAC lesbian. I was like what the Hell is a MAC lesbian? He's like, you know, like a lesbians, like much. Thatwas like Huh. He's like yeah, Mac Lesbian. I'm like here,no, no, no, and I try to explain to him for likea solid hour. It's mask lesbian as a masculine he's like no, no, no, that doesn't make any sense, but MAC does. Mac does,apparently, besties, bestie. So I decided to Google it. Right, because we don't, we didn't know what it was like. Right.Okay, I'm scared it is actually able as to act in a masculine manner. Mac Mac Lesley lately lap not only with prison saying, but also withfolk really vough cab of other groups who involve in other groups, who memberswho engaged in illicit sexual activities and act and examples of for Mac applied tolesbians. It's meant to be masculine man. Did you find that on urban dictionary, because when I searched MAC lesbian, I found Alison Mac from lesbian actressspouts for divorced from her wife. Well, first of all, Isearch define mascus man, but it's a sub length. It's it's apparently fromlanguage. A feminist guy. To take lesbians all of that. There's LeslieanBake Max, which is an open Oh,...

I don't like that. I don'tI don't like that. I don't like that one. No, no, I can, because I feel like. I feel like you would make youfeel worse. It's probably would. So none. Please carry on.We're a quick refresher. Term Lesbian comes from the Greek Island Lesbos, whichis where the famous poet Sappho was from. Sappho gay as Hill fucking. That'sactually that's it. That's the entire that's it. That's like. Also, that's noble episodes. After this, we're done. All you have toknow that homosexual. That's it. Much of her poetry included a fiction forwomen. Pre nineteenth century. The word lesbian referred to anything that related toher driving to the island lesbos, including a notable wine called Prambian, whichis similar to the Hungarian sensia. Fun fact, the Word Lesbos is thoughtto have originally translated to forests. For whether or not this one means whatare you from? Toy Story is a lesbian is unconfirmed. I think he'sa lesbian, just I would like to be known to call it a rooted. Do you hit the glitch from Simone? I did. That is we hadone episode when you weren't here and Jone was doing that the entire episodeand it wasn't. I didn't. Was it the byhistory? It was theaborption, it was the appostion portion. Yes, I listened to it andyou did you hear the Glitzen to the entire thing? I did it.I loved that. I loved it. So my favorite bought because saddles momwould go and Oh my God, y'all are bullies. We love you.We y'all are bullying me in ancient okay,...

...correct, an ancient Messo Phemia,no, Mess Mezzo, Mesopotamia. I think Mysopania best potatious. Sosolve come on. I'm so sorry. There were two terms, sal ZickRa rum. Sell Sick Rum, I think so. Yeah, and sellnew ball, combs up, combs up, and an issue. Okay, soI write the first one. I will probably Miss my mouth a fewtimes. That is just because of the are in it. I cannot pronouncemy Hoss. Just to heads up, DAL Zick rum meant man woman andreferred to women. I can all just say woman. I say women nowand and of statement who are allowed to marry another women and inherit the samewealth as their brothers would hold up avery. I need a quick, quick,quick. Okay, thank you for the correction. I was going tobe like, Hey, what, what? You're welcome. Which one did Imess up? Thank you, love you. Tell New Ball. WeFord to women who are allowed to marry but not allowed to have children,like me. No, sorry, like some mouth. That's a mouth someone. You're not allowed to children, you're not allowed of children. Okay,so they would marry women or women that would bear children for them. No, I'm not. We Love Lesbian mops, we do. They're amazing, butthe best ones and the only thing that sucks is you'll get stuck andend the statement of go as your mum. It never ends. I've lost afriend to that. He's still there...

...when his best so funny. lesbianismis ancient. Sorry, lesbian is a hient Egypt. I'm sorry, that'sjust the statement. Letsbs mm. In ancient Egypt is left often recorded,so there are many instances. But during the Egyptian Empire there were many depictionsof scatally gambling, scan scantily, cantilely. Is that like scandalous? Yeah,Oh my God, I'm English Major. Me, I am scantily clad andsuggestive woman who enjoy other women's company. Wow, that sounds a little gay, and of course we already know that. The Greece of gay.So no need to get really into that. Except, like it wasn't as publiclyallowed for women to be gay. They still existed there, though.Yeah, they were more just like the penis gays. Yeah, they weremore intimate, okays, but there were still evidence of Vagina Games. Yeah, they're definitely were. Yeah, yeah, can confirm and faithful avery one's thathe was there. That is how old avery is. I am sapphosoh. That's why she's an English Major. She's reading her own poetry in class. That's me in the metamorpho souls, a collection of works by ancient Romanpoet Ovid there's a love story between the ovaries. I mean, Isuppose so, exactly, like there's a love story between a girl named Ifisk who is forced to conceal from gender because she would be killed by herfather. So she acts out of as a boy and her bride Ianthe,as the wedding girls closer. I fits...

...experiences internalized phobia and caused her lovefor Ianthe monstrous. So she eventually gets turned into a boy by the goddess, says. By the Romans weren't exactly loving, grim and friendly. Theydefinite Jackson is good for and we stand transgender men. We absolutely fucking do. Maybe, Bastin, we we don't. We don't know if that's a statementtowards being transgender or a statement of hating same sex marriage vibes, butwe don't know either of them. You like gender? Or was them sayingwe hate the gays? But we know it's regardless. The Romans like thegays. They also were more like forward about like male homosexuality and female jobs. I don't think you said the Greeks, you said the gays. I saidit confirmed. Let the gas. That's so funny. That's total.Oh my God, so if he needed any more confirmation that the Greeks weregay. We now. I'm for them at maybe got and in the medievalarable, lesbianism was considered heat in a woman's vagina that was cured by creatingfriction against another woman's genitals. lesbianism as...

...a disease and SCISSORING was a cure. I hold up, hold the fucking or put that on a shirt.That's it. That's a house of cards. March lesbian was the disease, itsAren was a cure. Well Rich, so far. Someone right. That'show second being next to valid as fuck. As soon as we comeup with five of them, will make March. Yes, anyway, movingon, moving on. It was believed that lesbianism was actually the result ofnursing women eating certain foods. So when a woman who is breastbeating eight celeryrocket leaves, which is a real Gila, I think it's like Melliot leaves orsomething like me a lot leaves and Jackson's as a pussy, which isprobably right, and the flowers of a bitter orange tree. I would liketo confirm. I asked my mother if she ate any of these foods.The answer was no. Which is why I'm only bisexual. She had sheshe actively swallowed some salary celery. I'm sorry, like she had like asmall bite and I was a wasn't able to fully develop. Yeah, gotit, got it, got it. Someone's right now, like someone wasgonna get pregnant. It was going to get pregnant and just begin chowing downcellary. Oh my God, no, salary makes me so ill. What? Oh my God, really, that's...

UNFORTNT. Yeah, it makes methrow up. I'll leave be a Rugula. Come on your next festill. No, it's just you. Guys keep cutting out, so I don't actuallyknow. Rip. In the S, the idea of political lesbianism arose andbasically stated that a political lesbian was a woman who did not want to fuckmen. That is me. However, the idea of political lesbians will abit of an anti man campaign. So do it. That would be willlesbian feminism, which was most popular in the s and Nineteen S, sowas encouraging of focusing their energy on other women and sporting one another. Welove that. Since then, lesbianism husband steadily rising in popular verty identifiers.In Alley, Shit Beastie, I think it's wait, it isn't this.Hold Up, hold up, hold up, I'm sorry, hold up, holdup, I got I'm doing research. Okay, do we research? Yeah, okay, okay, it's true. It's true. The House of God'sthe house of Gods is gay. WHOA, my God. Whether ornot your time travel has been from ancient Mezzopotamian, Rome, Egypt, Greekof the Medieval are bold or even just currently residing in the twenty one century, to our and always will be valid as fun. Lesbian has existed foryears, even before Staffo was born, and we'll keep existing long into thefuture. SWEAG, you did it, I did it. That definitely didn'ttalk about twenty five takes. We are so proud. I didn't it tookone. It took one, one,...

...one, one. Well, Idon't think there's anything else to add. Do you do we do? Weknow? It is fuck, not, not, not, not yet,not yet. So I am in like, actually, I'm an. Actually,do we have any dad? I mean so, of Lesbians. Yeah, was speaking of Lesbians, you said speaking of lesbian than didn't say anything. Oh, speaking of Lesbians, I asked out a girl, but shejust texted me during this episode and said that she can no longer go outwith you. What I'll go out with what I know. It's so sad, like the Patito Alex, the plays Passito. Yeah, let's play mymode to playlist, LAXA, play my arson playlist. Thank you so muchfor coming today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it. If not, well, have a good risk your life. Make sure to check in next weekto see if we've posted or not. If we haven't, well, I'meither dead or depressed. You'll find out later. Is there anything else toadd? My a fellows valid is fuck. I for one really hope that Jacksondoes not die. You're the you're the only one.

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