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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode 49 · 2 months ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Safe sex and STDs

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In today epsiode, we talked about safe sex and STD, and because we are a little immature this epsiode has a lot of dick jokes. We talked about sec addiction, how the schools have failed in health class, how sex can be painful and how one of the worse things you can contract from sex is feelings. Make sure to tune in to make all of this make sense and tune in next week if you want more of this grade 6 boys class humor! Remember you are vaild as fuck. 

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapi

What's up yell, I am a Brian, I use seeher pronouns and welcome to the House of carts and LGBT podcast hi. My name is Jackson. I am one ofyour other hoste tonight introduction I use the him pronouns and by the end ofthe night, I'm going to tell some motor shut up. I love that you saidintroduction. What did I say what you said introduction and then you likesaid your name. Did I it was so cute. I really loved it hello. My name is twisters. It waitsfor the Pomo from a Wittol Proa you can through yeah you got to use, is on force and thenyou can do come. I'm not actually ring myself. I just think it's funny tointroduce myself it anyways time my Nipomo us she that presweet. Should we talk about that whenever you feel in Com that someoneis judging you base in your decision, you say I just think it's funny fuck off t talking about you say we were talking about me, remember to have out conversationswhen you're to like, I think it's fun. Just I mean R, just let her vive she'sjust libing yeah, but that's a trouble result to something she should beoffended by die. I'm not saying like I'm not saying likethey stop. You know like you should be. I'm saying like you, don't need to feelthat way. You know I'm leaving the call hang on just become therapies soon, as you jointhe call and as soon as I could hear the trauma in your voice, Nasili en wehaven't had an appointment in a while loabed yeah. You do. You can find us. So if you want tofollow our Social Medias, which you should because they're pretty swayexcept I've, been forgetting to post, I hid thou. Only one who's been postingregularly yeah. But it's why we love you abesses cool,yeah anyways. You can find us on Instagram at House of cards, underscorepodcast on twitter, at LGBT, under scorte and on Tick Tock as House ofcards, lgbt immaculate in that El it I reallyincredible. I haven't set up the south side of the a calendar. Oh so we talk about that atempt I cared.We talked about that. After,...

Oh, my God for now yeah so anyway, backto therapy no back to Joos, we what is happening. Oh was worth holister, Imean y'all, you both. Now, I'm like a huge dancing with a stars, fan everysingle, so yeah. I watch all the dances. I've been watching it for as long as Ican remember the like, O, my God. I I want to learn howto do all the dances, but a as Jo, Jo Sea is going to be a contestedthis year and I'm so free and excited because we, I unironically, stand odesyeah and I have the same pants as her when I found out anyways but be forthis first time in the US dancing with the stars. History, there's going to belike same sex partner, she's dancing with the same sex partner, love O we do we do we do actually. Myfavorite thing is I like to walk. I had so. My family has been really watchingwhat he called it's, where they it's. Where thatthere's that abuse of that abuse of dance instructor who's, a Karen and itscreams at small children, yeah you dance Mons, I hate that show. I thinkit's a disgusting show that we should all be boycott instead of promoting,because it's literally child a use anyway. Anyway, I love it- God e it Oilove. Everything to do is watch. I you'll, never ment anything to Dersuand then look at it does that transition to where it's all of hersuccess, Oh yeah, and I'm just like abby. I bet you feel them right now. Ithink I then you feel stupid right now, as youare poor and diegood just can. I believe so. I think I like no Cancan.She went to prison. I think it was tax frog. I'm googlingis, I did Abville go to prison. She was diagnosed with Bookit Limp Fra, a rareand aggressive form of cancer good yeah in June two thousand and sixteen sheplayed guilty to felony bankruptcy fraud. Oh yeah yeah is an absoluteterrible Porsha's not doing she is she's not doing too well right.Now. My like, I think, it's just a lot which honestly,like surviving good for her but she's stilt like it's said that shehas it, and I do like it's a terble...

...thing for anyone to get diagnosed withshe deserves them. I don't want to say that, but I also think I unders like so atell Morson and we cannot look past what the fuck she's done. Just as shehas the Stephen dises true, and I mean like it's not something to wish ourpeople, you know a minecraft Ra as cancer. I know, but specifically AviliMiller kind of had a cover I do it is. It doesn't look like a bitof calm, I'm going to be honest with you yeah. It looks like such a bit ofProm. Like you abuse those kids and God said: I'm gonna busy one time, okay, so she so my favoriteticktack I've ever seen a one was it's on a dance hum and it's like whereshe always does. The kind of like don't go on your phone with Peter it iat, andso one of the MOMS Catches Abbey on her phone, and I was like put your phone away likenot even real Y, just like putting your phone away- and it's like I alwaysdoing this, but the adipic like basically telling her the same thinglike pissed off that she has the audacity she after yelly all the timewith them, and I be like goes away and the film who is chasing all rightbecause she's going she's in a real treat this she's zoo right, an e likewhat are you doing, she's, like I'm, a Potina police lane is like, or what forsome time you to put your fucking phone away. There's no abuse there, there'sno rudeness there. Oh, my God, she's, that's the top! I'm saying episodeactually is heavily me no, but we stand geoge sewa and I standafter everything. She's been through all of the hate when there's proval andeverything and still having comfiness to come out. She's amazing, she's like to sobs theworld who's a dance Fano. I don't know it hasn't been announced,yet it's me I wish it was me she pouted up with Jenna Johnson forseason thirty of dance, comition series- I I I you called I just do go to Jessy wasdance pot. No, Oh, my God. Should I get up tink ski mask of I love it every? No! No! It is real atme with a single google, so yeah, possibly I don't think it oneconform yet, but that's kind of what everyone is thinking about yeah ithadn't been concern, but that's the, but neither has all of us being gay,but you know I am it actually just not confirmed the lastweek really are diagnosed. Yeah at therapy could be S.

I've forgot her on my therapy, appointa Aino talking about depression. What and sad I don't think that is somethingthat can help with depression is sex. It some pont, everyone and Tan Avery.It does not help because they read doitler other people. It does as itreleases you for you, but again, not everyone. Haverin a example. We don'tthink Abrane to care O profession now about sex is to have a unto, have safesex and save six means not getting pregnant,if not with another man wermen or have feminine future also means SupportingSexual transmitted. SES. Okay, let me draw it after okay,depression, se. Yes, why did we at that? I take where youchose, because it was a topic we were on okayand I made it walk. It made sense because see it kind of did it didn'tneed to fold him extremely though okay, so I said for not for some people,because again I don't see a ver going like up to anyone. I mean, like I'm sadopens likes O. I mean you, the universe, a M, yourcondom for my welcome to I have it, but that's safe sex right there anyway. So let's say sex does give euphoria andsome people do use that as miniature copers. Oh, that sounds like sex addiction yeahlike a just talking about sex addiction. Alexa just told me about the top ofthat anyway, moving on se caliban her yeahs Fu, O s don't suck them. Don't do have sex with them to kill it.Depression. Don't do that right. This is a tri whether your sex have sexspectator, sectator ex avoider, as in supposed case, everyone should have a some likeknowledge, basic knowledge upon safe sex. If you don't, you should not be putting your sexualbody pots anywhere near another sexual body. Put yes that is unsafe and Simonwill be re forts in your knee caps yeah. I will eat them. I know you will forcethem. We want them to walk like the Goblins it. May you not be known that publiceducation is a fucking Sham...

Yeah. Did I talk about how, like the firsttime I ever got injured by penis was in sexual education w? Well, you see most guys were sittingthere like M. Yes, that's a Dick and I'm saying like why is it a what brainknock corelate, it's so funny to think like like they put like? Oh, you can'tsee the other genders like stuff right because it'll you know yeah and but they lead gay kids in there,and so the gay kids are like. This is not correlations. Gay Kids are in therelike. Why are you showing me corn same thing with, like my sin, thing is likewhen they put like a gay like a gay man with the rest of the boys, like whatyou're trying to accomplish here isn't walking. Honestly, though, like y'A, I did noteven know like what the part of literate was of nolike it lives how it was in emset hole. No, I did even know the anatomy until Igoogled it myself, because I was like this is wrong for me to not know this. I actually knew my entitle anatomy. Ilearned everything like I learned about my testicles like during seen. I didn't,and I learned about everything I didn't get a teacher just randomly startedtalking about so English one day. What's the best thing to know is that apublic such education is actually normally focused on the male gender asand the male sexual organs they have Ye. No, I didn't my as a young child part twist to you. Females young boyscan also have orations. No, no that's true, actuallyyeah. I can tell you because I remember Christmas. We way that makes me want tocry because again it is just bless, I know,but I hate it make you want to cry. So I just thought that was like somethingthat would happen if right, so we do not lean everything about, wetouch it a lot and we don't know if e be took to the we don't know it now. Wedon't know what we most men don't know a lot about their bodies, but theycatch it along Kay. They also go. Such educationliterally doesn't like it. It's like everything is tenor: Sexuality, peas,Simite, say no. We have oral, so we have brain fuck. Now that school we a what'swhat okay so there's hole in Poland. All that's all I owe talk about thislater. What are the other type of sex? I don't...

...well. I know I know I don't all. Thoseare the three that I know. Let's see whatever, let's see what the rest are,there's ins, why are you literally reading my part Hullo? I just know whodo on of his more. Is it like fear? No, no earthed episode we're going to talkabout safe sex for people of all ination sexual tismin infections and deBunk, a miss about the LGBTQ avery sex. Please do me aware we are talking aboutvery mature Ovis today in so I have made this sweetie. You gaveme the first spot and didn't think to put about the matrothen. You knew I wasgoing to go in death as soon as the topic started come on. Tweet me. Youknow me better than that. You had the decency to read ahead andknow that is I o what's happening in this episode. I have depression anyway,younger audiences. Please be advice that so to have some sort of cantaladult gun. I thought you wanted a don't to listen to with them and I was likesweet. Please don't! No young motes, don't listen if you belowthe age of twelve, no like yeah like have your parents?Listen! No! Yes, I'M NOT! Having some mother! Listen to me talk about Vaginasthat is so ACOTA best. What Yeah? No! NO LISTEN! Listen! Even most kids, onokay, with having a parents, listen to a podcast with him about sex yeah, that's like ter jump, listen pave,doesn't credit a because a great relations with their parents. We knowthat's very uncommon with people, but she does so. I also if you below the H,twelve recommend not listening. We can't stop you, but we can walk you and look if you don't have anyquestions to parents and at all smaller for any questioning in tens that youmay be there, but maybe don't listen with them, because again, that doesseem a little awkward if you come to with it like you, avery and you have arelationship feel free to, but we understand that most children,especially at this point, may not have a good relationship with their parents.I could have gone wrong if they're only like eleven, we much best well, no like yeah like ifthere eleven and ten like a but as soon as you go look to my brother's age.Thank you on okay. He O my o y post about to loanabout puberty and penis. Oh my God, I'm not ready! I'm not ready he's too youngall right. I sorry, I'm saying you're, not your literally I'm DyinAthort, but these are the kind of...

...topics that you should be likediscussing with a like with your parents. I don't x, don't listen to us,talk to them; instead, okays, I'm not having you, I'm nottalking to your parents about this. Sorry go talk to them, not as hell allright. Okay, so I believe Jackson said: There's OralAnalin, factional inter force, and I feel like there's other ones like foot this and like booby moviemovies, one. Oh, my God. No, that's other STOO, that's corlone! It no taxes of my rhythm good. I want this to be crazy. Okay, sothere's oil, eation e works, as well as hundreds of other ways to Sime,stimulate your money into having Eralet, which is referred to as or play, but simply the most basic, safe sextips. In any circumstance, I have some sort of Ono, more belpre, Nancy and sti only condoms for the fan keeping safe. Always you shouldn't putyourself into any kind of like sexual practice. That involves racing, ifincludes like, using and or mixing alcohol and drugs together, becausethat's like already unpredictable having like partners who sexual historyand health is unknown to you or I to agree with that. Oh yeah and likehaving sacks an unfamiliar and dirty places. Ken Your doctor about regulator, Tacusabout your sexual health and making sure all your hepatitis beimmunizations are up to date are additional tips to say safe because asAwkard as it might be, it's much better to go to your doctor for a check upthan to go to them to get tested. For. Like Purvis, I love I will calling vaccines in theUNITATIS now. I think it sounds so much good on like it sounds like it on be apocket. Get your immunization I this before I'm going to need like alike. You know how like, before you go for a cove test, O vaccine. You need tolike give like a test that, when at least four hours before the appointment, I should I'm Goin to do that with likesexual history. Like I need, I need a dog to support. Ineed every single person on slept to it and I need a full background care valid. Some extra ten he after sex to avoiddeveloping ut is because you know if you have a question yeah. What's a UTI,...

...fection, Dinin yeah, what but like onit like? Is it just an affection in your unary tract? I literally neverlove this really. No, I was never taught it yeah. I is only really it's really just bigconfers people who have a dinas, because the like urinary tract and of aGina like are the in the same area. Is it only put guys don't got guys usethe same thing? I don't know no for guys it's this. What it would makesense, because the guys used the exact in track yeah, I never with yeah. That's because we do when you gethome yeah, but men can get to go. Yeah, you're, right, yeah, yeah, it justdeveloped, but it mostly just developed it can go up in the Eureka, the Blato,the prostate or the kidney. I swagging indeed, actually a really goodway to combat you utias to drink a lot of cranberry juice. Is that true? Isthis one porson experience or like Google? Oh, no, it's just a fact. We have a like how did is a pro Porson,AL experience or like doctor or like Oh, Google? Okay, I'm sure. I'm sure it isa fact, but I'm wondering like every have did something happen, but you can get your Roethke puttingthe east. What now is that a East? That's aespectin content. Oh my God Este! Listen, I'm a male in society. We don'tget top shit, I we are told, but we are told to put it in. I like it all about, do, yeah it insick, it all about. Do the Hoko and then dip and and never pay child. Thatis how it was taught to sex works and all old that example of the public healthsystem. Failing to you, I'm not you worchip used Luperci, because things go in things and sometimes itcan be painful. Very is not good lubricate. No, it's not it's! Not What d you say is is not AHD's, you don't know where them outthis Ben. It could have been like...

...listen, Bat. If you're going to eventouch anything with your mouth, you need to use mouth wash and I need toput scientize in it good good God, you not a thing in your butt unattended.Things really do get stuck on there, but yeah just Sam. I I actuallyfontanone near any of your body pups, because it is an alcohol, mostly thecause, an affection that makes sense in my head and also don't put it down someone'smouth, because you know chemicals. It's not that hard to know.It's not that hard to know why you shouldn't swallow and will putchemicals on your deck over Gina Ol mouth, like a sad, is in the Trogan likehastyou either. I question was like at the butt thing, though: That'sactually not very like less common knowledge than you think, and I thinkit's because when people do things in the vagina the service close of it, sothings can't get stuck up there, but the. But that's like once you like getin past that Pinter you're straight into the intestine. Nothing stopstinkee. You also have a Eyo. Have the rectum t well, yeah, that's where itgets stuck yeah, I'm yeah. I never let anything go past thatyeah. If you it like says it, it got to stay outside a bit. You know like come on, DON'T BE DUMB!Oh It's my thought! Oh my God. Sorry about that best as I was lighting acandle and it's really good an I was but utia. The only thing you cancontract from sex. One thing semoorie from sex often is feelings. I'm gonna kill you. I is a serious and fortalice yeah likeand there scary, like. I did an STI thing in my bologhine and like I had a full week, or I thought I had one.I don't know where I got a front, but I thought I had one yeah. Well, let's see, I'm a home is a or AIDS as we so now by now. Theepidemic of that would chance for acquired immunedeficiencies of Didi. Until today.

Actually the game mail community was heavilydiscrimate against as being sickly and or undisciplyned. Oh, my God, as well as receiving so much even another LGBTQ can even other ate qcommunities were affected, bisexuals and like we discriminate, especially bysexual men. Even I'm, so sorry, even lesbians were affected because ofwidespread is dignis. THAT'S NOT SUPOSE ASIGN! I O. I love the way. You said that astigmatism is literally like I notice, but I look the Haby like I supposed tobe there. The age was a gay disease and for along ere leave Lokins going to get us a because only will contracted by men.That is not true best. It's a lie, but it's your turn. vesty. Oh hello, hello. Anyone can get an STI. The bestway to avoid getting them is to not have sex. That is not saying that youshouldn't have sex. Just if you really really want to avoid it just don't. However, condoms are the most effectiveprotection to avoid contracting sis, even though there are at least a dozenastis most common symptoms among them are litters works, sores, Dignos,tractions pain, while urinating lumps and unusual discharge, the symptomsother being can occur on Jona Opina for Manila bag and so can get like rashesand sores in your mouth, if you're doing like yeah, but yeah yeah, nowwe're the bucking setul minute, because what I love back, I back learning timehomos help a early sexual experiences are indicativeof a person's sexual orientation. Absolutely not fact is like weliterally say this all the time your identity is unique to you, it's yours.No one can take it from you, not even like a well dressed rabbit, no matterwhat I, as a gay man who once had sexual relations with the woman you'restill a gay man like I had three relationship withwomen. One of them was with me. No, like I mean three like I've, had like arelationship with three women valid I've had a situation ship with three.What the situation ship don't worry about, it myth hold old, Abram, Atasi,...

...very suspicious that you gave me thismyth. In fact, just I didn't even I know I guess an you didit, but I think it's interesting and you will be getting a suing like youwill get a low suit friend Zil an you. I will be suing you. Thank you so muchanyway, man, sorry, they were screaming and I can meighth going to leave contract contracted by gay men. Hmm, that seemsa little incorrect as and hives can affect literallyanyone. Your neighbor, your dog, your cat, your family, member, that a familymember. You know she dowson does exist. Sweetyyour family, Medore Dan, in as your friend lessen some of US forget peopleexist, avery, okay, I a O, O betler lly. Why? I forget things allthe time anyway anyway, and I, which is like someone poet, a about t a which iswhy it's so important to educate yourself about seas and how to staysate, like you know, using a fucking condom, you, son of Bitches, Yes, myth! I love you gave this one to me. You really just type casting us here,averse started with these three and then from there. She decided whereeverything would go. Okay, that gay people can only have one kindof sex, not fucking. True there's so many different ways to have sex just dowhat you want longs everyone and go wants to do it. I'm sorry, are yougoing to not say the pot that every rod in I'm here, because I think it'sreally fucking interesting? I there's some. I just I'm hyping myself up to it.Do you want me to? I can say it for you? No, I could I could say I could okay,do it? Okay, put in potation make sure they know that Avery wrote this r.There are so many different ways. There's some really weird ass andfreaky shit out there, so yeah gay people can literally do anythingheterosexual, built literally, and that is a word for or but Yeah Alo Sexual scare me. That's all I'mgoing to say we good, that's just like as tremolite to forpeople who do have sexual yeah. We should scare you that's partof the fun O...

King in the O. Come on so yeah, safe sex were condoms, knowyour pardon your sexual history, because I don't o Jack Y'All do notwant to get some horrible incurable disease, a pretty to question a adecision. You say words get tested. People who practise safe sex areballades fuck. They are the most valid etas smoke grass, let fast etta's anexcellent video e d have sexes and people who have a lot of sex or valdesfuck. You just do you friends as facts, a sway, a right, I'm just I'm staring at mytattoo and it's so pretty. I thought I was going to say boobs I mean that too I texel. Is it the much room, Lady Im Anyway? I just want to say if, for sothe beginning, I'm this is the first time where were coating when I'm in mydesk, like my new desk and I've literally just been rolling inmy new role, chail like non stop. I've been rocking back and forth in mygrandfather's old office chair for the last hour at is such A. I well, I think, that's a teris episodes.Remember you know if you have sex, make sure it's safe and s. If you have any questionsfinding a dolt to help you they're there for a reason, your two children, we are simply child.We are simply children. Also. Google exists. If you do have any question,that's as well as Orof course always recommend a pal aron, Karen andaroplane. Thank you and that one has probably one of the only socies. Iwould actually quote you to use because, like I trust them with my life, I woulddie for them. I wud not go and read it ease you typing it in your Sorcha cansee you but pass the pod casting a no ten O. do not no no Weavin, be no readit. I no TV underscore days a we to enjoy it. We Otlas, wehope we will educated or not. Who Cares? I think, avory put in a lot of walk tohope that someone was educated and at least I hope at least one person, and it was meyeah. It was a menme and someone had no...

...idea about any of this to the entiretime, but I was like rain go bar. We hope we cansee you next me. If not have a good rest of your life, we're not going tojudge you not yet, at least I might brow we mightwe honestly. Might I am I'm judging you right God you are so meek. FLASH JAM isthere. Anything else to add valid. is O honestly just can't believe thatsomeone said a jay in real life, but I do it all the time it's gettingunhealthy, vast serious. It was unhealthy since to stone anyway, thanks so much by.

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