House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode 49 · 1 year ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Safe sex and STDs


In today epsiode, we talked about safe sex and STD, and because we are a little immature this epsiode has a lot of dick jokes. We talked about sec addiction, how the schools have failed in health class, how sex can be painful and how one of the worse things you can contract from sex is feelings. Make sure to tune in to make all of this make sense and tune in next week if you want more of this grade 6 boys class humor! Remember you are vaild as fuck. 

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapi

Um, what's up, y'all? I am a very and I ushe her pronouns and welcome to the House of cards and LGBT podcast. Hi, my name is Jackson. I am one of you. Are the hosts for tonight's introduction. I U see him pronouns and by the end of tonight I'm going to tell Samoo shutout. I love that. You said introduction. What did I say? What you said introduction, and then you like said your name. Did I? It was so cute. I really loved it. Hello, my name is twitched on to Vlas promost waits for the Promo. Promo with for Promo. You can't do yeah, you got insulse and then you can do Promo. I'm not at myself, I just think it's funny to introduce myself with anyways. Hi, my name Samona. You see that Pro Sowe, do you? Should we talk about that? Whenever you feeling cold, that someone is judging you basing your decision, do you say? I just think it's funny. Fuck off. Okay, we're talking about me like they we were talking about me. Remember a Vocovis ass what you're just like. I think it's funny. I just I mean Bro just let her vibe. She's just vibing. Yeah, but that's a traumas on to something. She shouldn't be offended by die. I'm not saying like. I'm not saying like they stop, you know, like you should be my I'm saying like, you don't need to feel that way. You know. I'm leaving the call ring on. Just become therapized sman hour, as soon as you join the call and as soon as I could hear the trauma and your voice. Massive. Listen, we haven't had an appointment in a while. Will Promo, bestie. Yeah, you do. You can find us if you want to follow our Social Medias, which you should, because they're pretty swaggy, except I've been forgetting to post. I hide the only one who's been posting regularly. Yeah, best it's why we love you the best ysout school. Yeah, anyways, you can find us on Instagram at hopes of cards underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck and on Tick Tock as pouse of cards lgbt. Immaculate in that feel it I really incredible. I haven't set up the south side of the day calendar. Oh sure, we talk about that's attempt what I thought of it. We talked about that after Oh my...

God, for now. Yeah. So, anyway, back to therapy. No, back to Joe Josiah. What is happening? Oh, what whol so? I mean, Y'all, you both know I'm like a huge dancing with the stars Fan, every single seas. Yeah, I watch all the dances. I've been watching it for as long as I can remember. My God, like, Oh my God, I I want to learn how to do all the dances. But anyways, that's born. Jojo see Wah is going to be a contested this year and I'm so freaking excited because we like UN ironically, stand Jojosi Wah and I have the same pants as her when I found out. anyways, but be for this first time in a US dancing with the stars history, where's going to be like same sex partner. She's dancing with the same sex partner. We Love Jojos we do, we do, we do. Actually, my favorite thing is I like to want. I had. So my family has been recently watching what's it called Du it's where they it's where that there's that abuse of that. I've abuse of dance instructor who's a Karen Screams that small children. Yeah, dance MOMS. I hate that show. I think it's a disgusting show that we should all be boycotting eastead of promoting, because it's literally child abuse. Anyway, anyway, good, good, you switch. I love, like everything to do is watching as I would be like. You'll never meant anything, to jerse to it and then, like it does, that transition to where it's all of our success. Oh Yeah, and I'm still like Abbey. I bet you feel them right now. I think you feel stupid. I bet you feel stupid right now, as you are poor and dire. Good, she's cancer's I believe so. I think you'd like nip on Cancer, Oh my God. And she went to prison. What I think? Tax Froud, I'm googling this shit's ablute Miller go to prison. She was diagnosed with Bucket Limp Fra, a roan aggressive form of cancer. Good, yeah, in June two thousand and sixteen, she played guilty to felony bankruptcy fraud. Oh yeah, yeah, she's an absolute terrible porson. She's not doing too she is. She's not doing too well. Like I think she's a lot which honestly like surviving. Good for her, but she's still't like it's sad that...

...she has it, and I do like it's a terrible thing for anyone to get diagnosed with. She deserves it. I don't want to say that, but I also I understand, like she's still a terrible pson and we cannot look past what the fuck she's done just because she has this deathly disease. True, and I mean like, it's not something to wish your people. You know a minecraft you do as cancer, I know, but specifically able Millard kind of had a cover. I do eat is. It does look like a bit of Camm I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, it looks like such a bit of trauma, like you abuse those kids and God said I'm going to abuse you one time. Okay, so she so my favorite tick Tock I've ever seen a phone was it's on a dance thumbs and it's like where she always says somethings like don't go on your phone, theater etiquette, and so one of the mom's catches Abbey on her phone and it's like put your phone away, like not even really, just like put your phone away and it's like you always do me us, but through etiquet putty like basically tell him of the same thing, like pissed off that she has the audacity to be on after yell all the time at them, and Ibb like goes away and the film core is chasing all right, because she's going. She's in a real treat this point. She's zoom right and they're like what are you doing? She's like I'm I'm a potting, a police but I'm really for what? For someone to you to put your fucking phone away. There's no abuse there, there's no rudeness there. Oh my God, she's that's the top of saying episode. Actually, he's able. ME. No, but we stand. Jojo see while and I stand. After everything she's been through, all of the hate, when it is boogle and everything, and still having confidence come out. She's amazing. She's like deserves the world. WHO SAID DANCE PARTNER? I don't know. It hasn't been announced yet. It's me. I wish it was me. She's fought it off with Jenna Johnson for season thirty of dance competition series. What where did you I who cold? I just go go to Dressy was dance partner. Oh my God, should I get hot? Think scheme masks. So what's up? I Love Avery. Don't know it has a real yet me with a single Google Starts Yo. possibly. I don't think it's been confirmed yet, but that's kind of what everyone is thinking about. Yeah, it has been confirmed, but that's the but it neither has all of us being gay. But you know, I am. It actually just got confirmed last week, really hard diagnosed. Yeah, that's very good for you. I'ven't got about... therapy appointment to email. I need to. Now talking about depression, what and sadness. I don't think that ties. Something that can help with depression is sex, because some people, not everyone stands, and with avery it does not help because they read does not look it. For other people it does, as it releases euphoria's but again, not everyone. A very prime example. You don't think avery having sex to your her depression. Now about sex is to have sex, you know, to have safe sex, and safe sex means not getting PREGNO, if you're with another man, woman, ah, have heavenin feature. It also means a voting sexual transmitted illnesses. Okay, let me draw it up. Okay, depression, sad? Yes, what the sake? where? You chose? Not? Why? Because it was a topic we were on, okay, and I made it walk. It made sense because sex it kind of didn't. It didn't need to find them extremely though. Okay, so I said for not for some people, because again, I don't see avery going like up to anyone. I mean like I'm sad opens legs. Obviously. I mean y'all. The universally gave me a condom for my welcome pack, but not safe sex. Right there anyway. So let's say sex does give euphoria, and some people to use that as miniature coping mechanism. Oh that sounds like sex addition. Yeah, I like, are we just talking about sex addiction? My Alexa just told me about the top that anyway. Moving on, setucks Taliban they are. Yeah, now it is fucking fuck them. So don't fuck them. Don't have sex with them to kill it, depression. Don't do that. This is a true whether your sex have a sex spectator, spectator, sex avoider, as in supposed case, anyone should have it. Some like knowledge, basic knowledge, on safe sex. If you don't, you should not be putting your sexual body pots anywhere near another sexual body pot. Yes, that is unsafe, and Simone will be a revert in your kneecaps. Yeah, I will eat them. No, you will course them. We want them to walk like their goblins. It may not be known that public education is a fucking Sham. Yeah, did I talk about how, like...

...the first time I ever got injoyed by Penis was in sexual education? Well, you see, most guys were sitting there like yes, that's a Dick, and I'm saying that, like why is it? What? Brain not correlate? It's just funny to think like like they put like Oh, you can't see the other genders like stuff, right, because it all you know. Yeah, and but they lead gay kids in there, and so the gay kids are like this is not correlation. Gay Kids are in there, like why are you showing me corn? Same thing with like my si? Thing is like when they put like a gay, like a gay man, with the rest of the boys, like what you're trying to accomplish here isn't walking. Honestly, though, like y'all, I did not even know like what the park litterous was. Of No, like I know lives. How it was in them Zip butthole. No, I I hate I even know the anatomy until I googled it myself because I was like this is wrong for me to not know this. I actually knew my entire anatomy. I learned everything, like I learned about my testicles, like during sex it I didn't, and I learned about everything. I didn't, but a teacher just randomly started talking about so which one day. What's the best thing to know? Is that a public such education is actually normally focused on the male gender as and the male sexual organs. They as five. Yeah, no, I didn't my as a young child plot twist to you, females, young boys can also have directions. No, no, that's true. Actually, yeah, I can tell you because I remember Christmas when I was really that makes me want to cry because, again, it is just blood flow, I know, but I hate it and it makes me want to cry. So I just thought that was like something that would happen. So we do not learn everything about we touch it a lot, but we don't know everything. They took to the we still know it now. We don't know what we most men don't know a lot about their bodies, but they touch it a lot. Kay. They also go such a location. Literally doesn't like it's like everything is heterosexuality, PA Sumergenics, like know. We have oral sets. We have brain fuck. No, that's school. What? What's what? Okay, so there's pole and hoole and hole. That's all right. Or, Oh my God, we talk about this later. What are the other four types of sex? I don't even how well I know. I...

...know, I don't an. It's literally later. Those are the three that I know. Let's see whatever. Let's see what the rest are. There's Antias. Why are you literally reading my part? Huh? Hello, I just know if we drops on one of this. More is the like you. You know. I know, sue do. Here are three interday's episode. We're going to talk about safe sex for people of all orientations, sexual tism and infections, and the bunks Amis about the LGBT Q avery sex. Please do be aware we are talking about very mature topics today in this so I have me this, sweetie. You gave me the first spot and didn't think to put about the mature topics up. I had you knew I was gonna go in depth as soon as the topic start to come on. Sweetie, you know me better than that. You have had the decency to you'd ahead and know that accident is, I think, what's happening in this episode. I have depression. Anyway, younger audiences, please be advised that to have some sort of partial adult guide. I thought you wanted adults to listen to with them, and I was like, Sweetie, please don't know. Young honest is don't listen if you below the age of twelve. What? No, like. Yeah, like. Have Your parents listen? No, yes, I'm not having some mother listen to me talk about vaginas. That is so ACOTACO Post what? Yeah, no, no, listen. wisten. Every most kids are okay with having the parents listen to a podcast with him about sex. Yeah, that's like the Joe. Listen. Every doesn't. Credit aby has a great relationship with their parents. We know that's very uncommon with people, but she does. So leave a love. So if you below the age of twelve, you recommend not listening. We can't stop you, but we can block you. Look, if you do have any questions to parents and adults are there for any question concerns that you may be there, but maybe don't listen with them because I get that does seem a little awkward. If you're comfortable with it, like you avery, and you have a good relationship, feel free to but we understand that most children, especially at this point, may not have a good relationship with our parents. Well, I could have gone wrong. If they're only like all even what much best solo? Like? If? Yeah, like, if they're eleven and ten, like yeah, but let as soon as you go look to my brother's age, kick you out. Okay, anyway, my God, my birth about to learn about puberty and peen at. Oh my God, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm he's too young. All Right, sorry, I'm just saying. You're not. You're literally said I'm dying authority, but these are the kind of topics that you should be like discussing...

...with a like, with your parents. I don't exactly. Don't listen to us. Talk to them instead. Okay, I'm not having you. I'm not talking to your parents about this. Sorry, go talk to them, not us, call Um. All Right, okay, Um, so, I believe Jackson said there's oral, Anal and factual intercourse, and I feel like there's other ones, like footstep and booby, who bobe boobies. One, Oh my God, no, that's other stuff. That's Werflt oh in the pair of raps. Okay, sorry, body, don't read it. No toxic mess up my rhythm. Good, I want this to be crazy. Okay, so there's or Atle e Vatteral otherports, as well as hundreds of other ways to stimily stimulate your body into having putable sex, which is referred to at as or play. Put simply, the most basic safe sex tips and any circumstance to have some sort of condom or birth control to provide pregnancy and stis. Only condoms or defil dance can prevent stas keeping safe always, you shouldn't put yourself into any kind of like sexual practice that involves risk, if includes like using and or mixing alcohol and drugs together, because that's like already unpredictable. Um having like partners whose sexual history and health is unknown to you, or having to agree with that. Oh yeah, and like having sex and unfamiliar dirty places. Keeing your doctor, Bab regular checkups about your sexual health and making sure all your happetitis B immunizations are up to date. Our additional tips to stay safe, because as awkward as it might be, it's much better to go to your doctor for a checkup than to go to them to get tested for like herbs. I love how will calling vaccines immunitations now? I think it sounds so much goog long, like it sounds like Zombie apocops instead of like get you immunitized station. Also, this before I'm gonna need like a like. You know how, like before you go for a Covid test a vaccine, you need to like give like a test. That's when, at least four hours before the appointment. HMM, I should. I'm gonna do that with like sexual history, like I need. I need a doctor's report, I need every single person you slept with and I need a full background check. FALLAD UM, some extra ten he after sex to avoid developing utis. Because, you know, if you have a question, Yeo, what's a utirected infection? Than Yeah, what, but... on it, like is it just an affection in your unary tract? I literally never lost this. Really, no, I was never taught it. Yeah, it's only really it's really just big concern school who have vaginas, because the like urinary tract and a vagina like are the in the same area. Does it on you? For guys, don't got guys use the same thing? I don't know. No, for guys it's this, wouldn't? It would make sense as the guys used the exact same track. Yeah, I'm never w yeah, that's because we do it when you get home. Yeah, but men can get Jupid. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, it just developed, but it mostly just developed. It can do lup in the UKA, the bladder, the prostate or the kidney swagging. Indeed, actually, a really good way to combat keep Uti's is to drink a lot of cranberry juice. Is that true? Is this from postonal experience or like Google? Oh No, it's just a fact. Yeah, but like how it? Is it from postonal experience, or like doctor, or like, oh, Google? Okay, I'm sure. I'm sure it is a fact, but I wonder who, like avory's, have did something happen? You can get you like putting yeast. What knows? That a easy that's the east section. No, continue, contens. Oh my God, Nasty. Listen, I'm a male. In Society we don't get taught shit. I'm we are told to put we are told to put it in and think it all about. Yeah, folk, put it in, stick it all about, do the poke and then dip and and never pay child to play. That is how it was taught to sex works in all world. Example of the public health system failing the youth. I am not you. More tips. Use Lubricant, because things go in things and sometimes it can be painful. Very it is not good lubricant. No, it's not x, it's not you. What did you say? Is is not good. Yeah, don't use also, you don't know where their mouth has been.

It could have been it. Like, listen, Babe, if you're going to even touch anything with your mouth, you need to use mouthwash. And I need to put sanitize minute, good, good God. Don't you know things in your butt on attendant, because, yeah, things really do get stuck up there. But yeah, just say it. Don't actually put scienitize anyone near any of you body POPs, because it isn't Apollo most likely causing affection. That makes sense in my head. And also, don't put it down someone's mouth because you know, chemicals. Hum. It's not that hard to know. It's not that hard to know why you shouldn't swallow and put chemicals on your deck overagina or mouth. Excellent. Put passes like acid is in the drug or assids in with assid you either. Question. That was like, Um, what the butt thing, though? That's actually not very like less common knowledge than you think, and I think it's because when people put things in the vagina, the cervix closes it so things can't get stuck up there. But the butt, that's like once you like get in past that Sphincter, you're straight into the intestine. Nothing stops it. Wordspink th just makes me well. You also have the wreck. You have the wreck them technically. Well, yeah, that's where it gets stuck. Yeah, I'm so Um. Yeah, I'd never let anything go past that. Yeah, if you like says it, it got us stay outside a bit, you know, like, come on, don't be dumb. Oh, it's my pot. Oh my God, sorry about that, besties, I was lighting the candle and it's really cool. spoke. But UCI isn't the only thing you can contract from sex. One thing, Samokatrack, some sex often is feelings. I'M gonna kill you, SCI SCIS or serious health concern and a virtually I have a little stigma in the LGBTQ community. Yeah, like and th scary, like I did an STI thing in my biology thirty and like I had a full week. I thought I had one. I don't know where I got it from, but I thought I had one. Well, they see, I'm a whole eight. Oh, AIDS, as we should you know, know by now, the epidemic of that, which stands for Acquired Immune deficiency, center, which I didn't know until today.

Actually, the Gaymail community was heavily discriminated against as being sickly end or undesirable. We already are speedy. Oh my God. As well as receiving so much hate, even another LGBTQ can, even other lgbtq communities, were affected by sexuals and like we discriminated, especially by sexual men. Even, I'm so sorry, even lesbians were affective because of widespread is stig me, as that's not supposed to be an a signism. And look the way you said I love the way you said that. A stigmatism is literally, like, I notice, but I love the a be like like supposed to be. There is that AIDS was a gay disease and for long to Releef floatings couldn't get SCIS because they only will contracted by men. That is not true, bestie. It's a lie. But it's your turn, bestie. Oh, hello, hello, anyone can get an STI. The best way to avoid getting them it is to not have sex. That is not saying that you shouldn't have sex, just if you really really want to avoid it, just don't. However, condoms are the most effective protection to avoid contracting SCIS, even though there are at least a dozen seis. The most common symptoms among them are blisters, works stores, itchiness, crashes, pain while urinating, lumps and unusual dishcharge. These symptoms, Other v being, can occur on China, a penis or Enus, swag, Wag, and some tags you can get like rashes and sores in your mouth if you're doing oh yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah, for De bunking sexual miss because so, like you, I love facts. It's fact learning time. Homos help miss early sexual experiences are indicative of a person's sexual orientation. Absolutely not factive, like. We literally say this all the time. Your identity is unique to you. It's yours. No one can take it from you, not even like a well dressed rabbit, no roadder what if I, as a gay man who once had sexual relations with a woman, you're still a gay man. I had three relationship with women. One of them was with me. No, like, I mean three, like. I've had like a relationship with three women. Valid. Yeah, I've had a situationship with three woman. What's the situation? Ship? Don't worry about it. Myth actable. Hold that. Hold a very ama to ask you this. Very suspicious that... gave me this myth. In fact, I didn't even I know. I'm guessing you did it, but I think it's interesting and you will be getting a suing, like you will get a lawsuit for me. Will said, I will be suing you. Thank you so much. Anyway. Myth. Sorry, they were screaming and I panic. Myth eighth can only be contract, contract acted by gay men. Hmm, that seems a little incorrect. A's and HIVYS can affect literally anyone, your neighbor, your dog, your cat, your family member. That don't your family member. You know, she Dawston does exist, sweetie, your family mind, you don't knows your family. Some of US forget people exist every okay, that's a good normal object literally. Why I forget thing, though, time anyway anyway, and which is why it's important to a case about it's far, which is why it's so important to educate yourself about seus and how to stay safe, like, you know, using a fucking condom, you son of bitches. Yes, yes, myth, I love for you gave this one to be. You're really just typecasting. Goes here. Ever, she started with these three and then from there she decided for everything would go okay, MIS gay people can only have one kind of sex. Not fucking true. There's so many different ways to have sex. Just do what you want, songs, everyone involved wants to do it. I'm sorry, are you going to not say the pot that Ivery wrote in? I'm here because I think it's pretty fucking interesting. I there's some I'm just I'm hyping myself up to it. Do you want me to? I can say it for you. No, I could. I could say it. I could. Okay, I can do it. Okay, putting rotations. They know that avery wrote this. Bra there are so many different ways, says. There's some really weird ass and freaky shit out there. So, yeah, gay people can literally do anything. Header of sexual people do literally. That is it. Word for work. But yeah, Allo, sexual scare me. That's all I'M gonna say. Wait, good, that's just like a stromloity for for people who do have some sexual yeah, we should scare you. That's part of the fun. A REA on fucking r the mood. Come on. So,...

...yeah, safe sex. We're condoms. Know Your partner sexual history, because I don't want check. Y'All. Do not want to get some horrible and curable disease. Yeah, pretty, please, question if wake decisions, you safe words get tested. People who practice safe sex are valid as fuck. They are the most valid. Eat US, smoke grass, blood fast either. That's an excellent video. People don't have sex or valotist book, and people who have a lot of sex or Valdist book. You just do you friends, facts, facts, baggy sway. All Right, I'm just I'm staring at by Tattoo and it's so pretty. I thought you're gonna say books. I mean, that too, awesome, excellent. Is it the mushroom, lady? I'm anyway, I just want to say if it's in the beginning, I'm this is the first time we're recording when I'm in my desk, like my new desk, and I've literally just been rolling in my new role each other like nonstop. I've been rocking back and forth in my grandfather's old office chair for the last three hours. That is such a vibe. Well, I think that's it for today's episodes. Remember, you know, if, if you have sex, make sure it's safe and sweet. If you have any questions, find an adult to help you. There there for a reason. God, we are children. We are simply child we are simply children. Also, Google exists. If you do have any question. That's a well or we of course, always recommend him. Pantiful Parent Karen and Parenthood Plan Parenthood. Thank you. That one has probably one of the only sources I would actually quote you to use because, like, I trust them with my life. I would die for them. I would not go on read it. Yeah, I see you type of it in your search. Well, I can see you much pause the podcasting. No, then wed do not. No, no, no, no, Web, indeed, no, reddit land. So much about TV underscore today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it. We hope you at some last, we hope you will educated or not, who cares? I think avery put in a lot of work to help that someone's educated, at at least one. I hope at least one person was, and it was me. Yeah, there was me, and me, it's a own me and someone had no idea about...

...any of this to the entire time, but I was like brain a bar we hope you can see you next week. If not, have a good rest of your life. We're not going to judge you, not yet at least. I'm Bro we might, we honestly might. I am I'm judging you right. God, you are so meek, Jay. Is there anything else to add? Balad, it's OK, honestly, just can't believe that's Moone said Jay in real life, but I do it all the time. It's gotta unhealthy, bastilts, it was unhealthy since you start anyway. Thanks so much. By.

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