House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

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House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Queer-platonic Relationship

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this epsiode! We talked about Queer-platonic Relationship, We decided to play a game where Simone and Avery tried to seduce Jaxson (romantic and platonic respectfully). We hoped you enjoyed this week epsiode, If you can tune in next week we would absoultely love it! If not we hope you have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone


Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapism

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...up the receipts. My Guy, I want the wrist of Sam. You didn't still hasn't given us. I give you you anyway. Okay. So from that I just want to say. I just want to say I need to put out the last is a definition of gas. Literally, she is the sorry. Now we're going to continue conversation. I've too why you want to so sal conversation in your head, because I do so and I'm enjoying and that's some people which, by this point fully run and the two may personnels in which you can watch this crazy twitch, the TV Si a x bones, which is so it's a DDAS, and also watch that TWITCHTV slush I copelly, S H L Y, yes, and so far as people, yeah, want that, you want, but I will be there. So, if you like me and you don't really like every Moan, valid.

Lad. Anyway, I just took good for you, every like I actually, I am in love. I would marry her. She's already taken. I need to tell you. You could just kill her. I'M A be I'm sure she'd be up for it. What necrophilia? UH, fuck, none of you. Yeah, I know, I literally just think. I'm not speaking of another plaint with the psychiatrist. I will not pressuring you. I just had me almolish in my mouth. That's so cute. How did you do that? You Open Wide Open the nail. That's something that that's just you have to miss back all you are later. Jesus, you ain't even wrong. Like I nick bath before and he was corrupted. I think you're MC dude. Yes, the hey last night with me. What...

...would he felt bad, Bestie, I'm going to be honest, I use sports notes to write my fun essay on. You don't want he sounds good. I'll meet too. I can feel like, but it's so good. I was in a hips too. We had to read it. I was like this is not helping out. I'm gonna read it all you ay, I have a copy. I have the entire works of Shakespeare, two books a bit. I'm showing you guys the old one. I have a hundred year old book, Oh my God, and it is beautiful. Jackson wouldn't let me touch it. That's true. Actually, it was allowed and I allowed to. I did not want to know. Was On your hands? Literally nothing. I washed them, Babe covid stay safe, wash your hands, mask up. Get baxed. Me and they can get vaxed above June twenty eight times. I know. I literally I can't get my second dose because I got it on June first. It's so mean. Oh my God, wait, but sex workers can get it if they've had it four weeks. You are a minor, you're not a sex or. Oh my God, I'll just saying in general, like that's cool that they're doing that. Okay, yes, but yeah, I thought you were saying something else. Entirely. No Go die, and that's exactly how it would come across and anyone else's mind. I listen. Okay, we're listening. You're a bitch. This is why every person you've ever dated has left you, except for the one person I dumped. Yes, except for that singular person. That's...

...singular person, and I stand by it. I hate them. And then and their name is a really imagine not exposed this on the podcast. All right, tell them, tell us everything about them. Absolutely not. Why do you not? Do you not love us? I hate you. Are you telling me you hate us? Yes, that's exactly what I just said, bestie. Okay, well, you're not doing pretty good for the game, then. What's the game do? Well, we all know how my favorite thing to do in the podcast is to put you in a a brians moment against each other. That's my day. Yeah, that's my thing. Now, if you don't know what, you should know because you read the episode. Come on, don't. I mean, we don't need to tell you the topic. You should know the topic. The topic is c all Cup people, which is Queer, polnic reladships and a bunch of other the possible relationships going with the first one, because that is the fourth thing I read and I'm lazy. Valid. Are we all? Are we all? So they're one of us here is a sexual. It's me, it's not me, and some you have to get which one of us is a sexual. So it's me, really alert, oh my goodness. And one of US floats with almost everybody. Your mom, that would be some Moan. Is your mom. Whenever someone makes you mom joke, we're going to discuss with that. Some Mos make that about themselves. Your mom is now simone...

...and is now simone. And one of us is a hopeless romantic who can never get a relationship. Ninny, it's me. Yeah, it's definitely did not take a about five takes. Definitely not. Definitely not some mode. Definitely did not get the province of this anyway. Anyway. So We'd have a little fun game to kind of like get the idea of a romantic and plotnic relationship a bit right, right, right, okay, right, right, you too will try to to douce me a very platonically Simone, platatiore. Nothing can I related to six SAMOE. We are minors, but got it. That is your goal today. You have three sences. Whoever seduces me. So, for round one, four s date. For Round two, like middle of the relationship, what you going to do for like the big thing and final thing is all wedding. Now this wedding will be considered platonic with avery, the date will be considered platonic, and the big thing will be considered platonic with avery. With Simone, it is romantic, flatatious Romantics. It's formatic, flotaceous. Okay, everyone gets that. So why do up hold that as well, because I will be like guessing you based on all of that. Anyway, in sue weird music. Well, avery and Simone have a few minutes to think about this. Hello, and welcome...

...back to Seducing Jackson. PLATONICALLY or Romantically? Will find out, depending on who wins. Who would like to start? None of us. Okay, a very thanks for volteering. Now tell what is all? Four flatonic date abuse your favorite restaurant? So what is it? Well, would swing by and pick up and a w take out and then we were just go and hang out on a couch and play line craft. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, and you know now. Okay, Smon, what without mattic for state be okay, we go to a drive in movie, but beforehand we have gone and gotten milkshakes and fries and burgers and all of that stuff. It's amazing. We're sitting in the bed of a truck with a like humpy little setup, like blankets, pillows, like a whole last mattress. You know, it's comfy. We're cuddling. Yeah, after the movie we go for a drive and then we go to a field, we look at the stars. Yeah, I want someone to take me on it a day now. Yeah, and then I take you home, I open your door for you and I walk you up to your front step. Simone went when the FOS definitely, I'm gonna get take out and watch a video games and someone was like we're gonna go on this beautiful day. Come on, have you got to step now. You got to step up your game. Every quick music, montal. Will we get to the second part of the game? Welcome back to Seducing Jack. Let's tonically a Romantically do you...

...do do? Last round, Simone hold the lever and completely won. This has led to avery feeling utterly defeated. Stop this round to help benefit a very simone will go forced. So every fine and up or game whenever you're ready. Simone. Okay, all right, I come up to your doorstep and we're hanging out in your house and I hand you this gift bag and inside of this gift bag there's a box covered in wrapping only show paper. You Open the wrapping paper. There is duct tape. You open the duct tape. There is more tape. You open the tape. It is a box. You Open A box. There's another boxes. Open that box. There's another box and stuff, and eventually you get down to the smallest box. It looks like a jewelry box, so you open it. There's a candy necklace inside with a house key attached to it. Will you move in with me, Jackson? Okay, it's very romantic, for sure. I love the hey you've every represents you, but, as you know, I am lazy and that is a lot of work and that will take points down for you for making me open that many boxes. I helped you. That took my tend tim is not long enough. I definitely watch a movie doing that. Avery this is your turn to find one up some mode and get up point. Okay, so we would go to the zoo, and we...

...would look at the penguins. Now turn to you and I'd be like you net when penguins find a person they want to spend their life, what it gets them a pedal. Then I would call out a rock with something but the house from up painted on it, and I'd ask you if you wanted to move in with me. I think everyone's just because I like penguins so much. Rude went from see, here's the thing, Simone. You went from doing like this really romantic thing to suddenly like what in your house? And you'll make it be. Also, what are we doing with the boxes? Because then I have to claim the boxes. That's just a mess. Instead it we just took paid. You paid for this, right, you pay. I don't have to pay for my own. So yes, I should right, yes, okay, avery got me a platnic house key. It works. So sorry, Simone, you were defeated. Now come back and just like five seconds, this is the time, right here, the finale, to see who will seduce me. Time Mont Not Montra. Time, music thing. No, welcome back to Seducing Jack Soul, Jackson, the finale of season one. Season One, last two bands and very difficult a of you was utterly defeated with her boring ass for state idea, which is more like state idea you. But someone blew the waters with a fost date movie idea where we stared at the stars, and everyone knows how much I love stars. Then in the second round, Samon accidentally fell down the stairs and it was to feat by Avery's Penguin superity. Now you get to...

...the wedding, avery, begin with your proposal. Okay. So my proposal is I would go to one of our dungeon master friends and I'd be like, Hey, I need you to do this campaign, this one shot. Then during that run shot, I would have my character to douce Jackson's character and because he's all into the game and stuff, he would totally play a lot. But then, as a twist, I'd be like and then my character goes down on one knee, but I'm doing the same thing in reality, and then I switch out Jackson's character's name for his name and ask him to marry me. Cut Route. So your proposal, all right. So for my proposal, we would start the day off by watching legally blond. I would make you breakfast in bed sus. But okay, so and then we drive out to a pump punkin patch. It's fall, obviously. Yeah, yeah, if we drive up, we drive out to a pumpkin patch, you get a little bit chilly, I give you my jacket and then I say hey, Jackson, and I get down them on one knee and I said you're such a lovely soul and I would be honored if you were to marry me. Avery. The salmoney. The ceremony. So we're both very like family people. I know that you really like having your parents involved with things like ceremony. Wise, so you know, it would be just nice, intimate. You know, we'd probably go out somewhere out to the mountains, have just our family members, nice quaint we wouldn't share our vows publicly because you know, it can be a very vulnerable thing. Instead,...

I would write mine to you in a letter and I would give it to you because those words are just for you. Samon. The salmoney. Okay, the ceremony. It would be in the middle of the woods. It's like Super Green. It's around like springtime s you know, and like spring makes all the green super vibrant. Yes, and there's so many trees everywhere and there's an arch like, you know, one of those made out of a tree, like it just formed naturally. We found it and we thought, oh my gosh, this is perfect. Yes, there's some family members there, but mostly the lit fam. Obviously. Yes, yes, I'll come BOP our camp group, by the way. Yes, obviously. And we both look like forest fucking Gods. That's like the theme. And there's like a little river behind it, and we exchange ring POPs. The crowd is confused. Then we pull out the actual rings and we eat the ring POPs. AH, sorry, my vows, they're on a post it note and I stick them to her. For it. Everything. And Hang on, hang on, hang on, come on, this just a game. Come on, you're like taking a way to want to do this. What in forest? Fine, okay, and then I grab your hand and they kiss it and we say I do every the fucking hell avery the reception.

So, yeah, you're out of by the mountains, right. HMM. So up in the mountains there's a lot of like really like old kind of more like like touristry. What the call it? Kind of like archive sites, so like an old castle or something. I would rent a space there. We'd have all of our friends, all of our family there. That's the party. We have a like cakes and little sandwiches and, let's be honest, we'd probably order a food truck. Yeah, yeah, and we get to run through the halls of this castle. We have a photographer there and it becomes one of our most treasured memories. Small the reception. We reception. Okay, it'll be like so like a James Bond kind of old casino type vibe. It's like everyone's in like cocktail dresses and suits and ties and whatever, and it's like we're in t s type gala thing. There are like it's extravagant. It's in this huge hole which is like it looks like the titanic, I vibe. And and there's a bunch of performers who are singing and they're like in flapper girl dresses and like stuff like that and super cool. And it's like a speakeasy type vibe as well. So like you can only come in if you know the password, but like we can password, obviously. It's like behind a bookcase and everyone's having a great time. It's like a party. Yes, that's what reception is. Yes,...

...well, you both made brilliant choices. A Free Your proposal was adul horrible, your ceremony was beautiful and very sincere, and your reception was romantic, surprisingly, like prosingly. Romantically, I would say. Well, romantically platonic than anything, but some other ones valid. What reason? Why? Why? Yes, will wrong about me? Oh, I don't have close ties with my family. I plan to put a mountain between us by moving the Vancouver whack. Some MOANOS is right with the idea of having friends be more present at my ceremony. Hmm, yes, so someone wins because of that Cong watteration. My friend huggers a very it's funny because I don't even ever want to get married. Like your crown of being the House of cards champion is taken from you. Nude, gasp. I'm a terrible by again later. Thank you for coming to this fourth season of Seducing Jackson. Maybe next time'll do someone else. Probably not, because I'm an attention to Wi'st get into our topic. That's just me. Next time, what seduce me can wait you. I'd fucking agree that time fucking win if we shu some with back to you. But our topic, of course, is crippledonic relationships,...

...which, yes, Jackson already said, and it is like the episode title. So if you didn't know that, I'm sorry for you. But a QPR abbreviated, we're just to a queer platonic relationship, also known as quasi platonic, quirky platonic and cute platonic, which all mean essentially the same thing. So Queer Platonic relationship is basically just a relationship that there's the line between a romantic and a platonic relationship. They go up beyond the social norms of a platonic relationship, but they don't traditionally fit a romantic relationship. So a queer platonic relationship it doesn't require and it often doesn't include any romantic nature, but sometimes it can. Queer platonic relationships look and are different for anyone who asks one. They can involve physical, romantic or sexual aspects or not include any of them. Oh my God, Mutesimal, I'm not going to say that fun the Mon you know, is to say, though, right, yeah, yeah, it's a word. What? Just like any other identity, qprs are unique to you and your partner. At it's most basic, a quip platonic relationship is most often defined as two individuals who mimic a romantic relationship without any of the romance, such as two individuals who platonically live together. Another example maybe two individuals who platonically have and raise a child together. Jackson and navy. I mean not, not now brought. No, I'm the child. Possibly, I'm that's what you think. Anyway, most aspect people people who identify on the infectual a romantic spectrum, which actually, ironically,...

...apri. Don't think you everyone is on that spectrum? Well, I don't think I. Yes, no, because the section allow. What you're trying to say, I give each though I agree with trying to say. Yeah, that would be the compass, that woul would be like the orientation compass. They ate. The ACEPEC is more just like they spectus, isn't it? Like, like it's a sexual. What's the other one? It's fucking like optosexuals on them. What the one would like? You really like? Sex? Allow, allow. So there's it's a sexual, allo, sexual, a romantic allow, romantic basshole on the same spectrum. Interesting, I mean, but I'll give play, which by trying to say here is that people who are a sexual, a romantic or some variation of that, which include like gray, is a great sexual still, I believe. So, great sexual demiseexual. All of those consider queer players relationships. What? What? What? Sorry, what? Go ahead, you're the expert on the ASEXUAL, a romantic on now. was just going to say. Yes, it is gray. There's gray and Demian, like a whole bunch of others. Those whole Google. Google. That's what we always recommend. Google. For got. What if it's you best babe? So US through saying aspect people consider queer platonic relationships as they provide commitment and companionship without the romantic or sexual set. Is that what I am to you? A Very Huh? What? That being said, aspect people can still seek out romantic and sexual relationships and identify those relationships however they want. Q Pas are not exclusive to aspect of Queer people, and who could be in a cute pr listop...

...with Gods of sexual or Mendic ritation. That includes you had roasts, it goes the MONOGRAMMAR or polyamorous. It all depends on your preference. Wanting to be in a queer platonic relationship with someone is referred to as having a squish which is a platonic crush, which is the it's the cutest fucking thing. It's my new favorite term, it's my new favorite word. You're the cutest fucking thing. I have a squish for a very oh, I got thank I'm in a clear patonic relationship with avery. Now. We low key are just like you said, not too yeah, I wrote it into the script, but let's not get off track, and that's exactly what I did. I couldn't contain in it anyways. He we areas have become more common in recent years, and it was actually first used as a term in two thousand and ten. It was either on Tumbler or rudd it, which ain't that a vibe? Probably Tumbler, I think I remember seeing it. Yeah, UM, they're also similar to like the notion having a platonic life partner, which are two individuals who share the likeness of a married couple. And just saying, as an ace person, I want one. Okay, let's go get one. If you came a come friend with my husband. Will do a polyamorous one vibes. It just means you won't be able to day to women. You probably could. Well, I could, but Oh, okay, there is some controversy surrounding the topic of whether a sexual qprs considered to be friends with benefits, but, like, who the fuck cares? The only people who need to know the specifics of your relationship are you and the people you're in that relationship with. Squash, do you want to squish and...

...love? You want to love. Either way, your valid is Fook is fuck as folks book as an am. I'm gonna eat a singular grain of rice, a singular grain of rice. A kid in my class today had plain bowl of white rice for breakfast this morning. My mom used to eat that in high school, just playing rice for breakfast. Uh Huh. For why? I don't know. That's for why. She said that's all she wanted to eat. Valid. Valid, a weird and with that tweet end our episode. Did I just remember rape? No, sorry, Jackson, blacked out. I did actually miss case away fucking bad and that I can like unfocus my eyes. Thank you so much for coming to today's episode. I hope you enjoyed it, but if not, you are terrible Poston and I just can't believe you do that. But we do want see you next week. If not, you we can't see next weekcause obviously you're busy. There's something else right, because definitely like the episode. What the fuck? I don't know. Well, I hope you have a good risk of your life. Is there anything else to add? Real it is fuck Jackson. Is someone holding it gun to your head? I hope we have a great day. It's all I will buy.

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