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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 5 months ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Queer-platonic Relationship

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this epsiode! We talked about Queer-platonic Relationship, We decided to play a game where Simone and Avery tried to seduce Jaxson (romantic and platonic respectfully). We hoped you enjoyed this week epsiode, If you can tune in next week we would absoultely love it! If not we hope you have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone


Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapism

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...person- and I say by it I hate them andmany and their name is a l, a a n o t podcast all right to tellthem. Tell US everything about them. Absolutely, not! Why you not. Do you not love us? I hate you. Are you probably me? Youhate us? Yes, that's exactly what I just said:Pasty, okay, well, you're, not doing pretty good for the game. Then, what's the game do well? We all knowhow my favorite thing to do in the podcast is to put you in a Arian Smolinagainst each other. THAT'S MY ADIT! Yes thing! Well, if you don't know what you shouldknow, because you read the episode come on, don't I mean we don't need to tellyou the topic. You should know the topic. The topic is Q. Ah, well I keep it, which is quelon shipsand a bunch of other the possible relationships going with the first one, because thatis the post thing I read and I'm lazy valid. Are we all YEA so there? One of us here is a sexual. It'sme I you ve to get witnes is a sexual, so it's me really. Oh, my goodness. A one of US floats with almosteverybody, your mom. That would be some more O. is your mom.Whatever so monaker you mom joke we're going to discuss for that to most makethat about themselvese. Your mom is now...

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Hallo and welcome back to seducingJackson, platonically or Romantically, we'll find out, depending on who wins. Who would like to start none of us? Okay, avery thanks for volunteering? No, what is our Fort Platonic date? Abuse your favorite restaurant Watie Spring by and pick up and takeout, and then we were just go and hang out on a couch and play line: Craft,okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, anything else, no so mo without matic for safety. Okay, we go to a driving movie, butbeforehand we have gone and gotten milk shakes and fries and burgers and all ofthat stuff. It's amazing we're sitting in the bed of a truck with a like humpylittle set up like blankets, pillows like a whole. Last mattress, you knowit's comfy were cuddling yeah. After the movie we go for a driveand then we go to a field. We look at the stars, yeah. I want some one to take me on itthe day now and then I take you home, I open yourdoor for you and I walk you up to your front step. So O we definiteness Liewena go on thisbeautiful bit on you got a step. Now you got to step up your gay, a rat,quick, music Monta. Will we get to the second part of the game?...

Welcome back to seducing tonically do to wound son hold thelever and completely one. This has led to avery feeling utterly defeated to stop this round to help benefit.Avery Somone will go force, so every fying up her game whenever you're ready some mon okay, all right. I come up to your door step and we'rehanging out in your house and I hand you this gift bag and inside of thisgift bag. There is a box covered in reaping ohyou open the wrapping paper.There is duck type, you open the duck tape. There is more tape, you open thetape. It is a book you O There's another box, the at box, there'sanother book and something eventually you get down to the smallest box. Itlooks like a jewelry box, so you open, there's a candy necklace inside with ahouse key attached to it. Will you move in with me Jackson? Okay, it's very romantic for sure we love theever represents you, but, as you know, I am lazy and that isa lot of walk and that will take points down for youfor making open that many boxes. I helped you to a that took my ten men isnot long enough. I definitely watch a movie doing that avery. This is your ten to find one upso mode and get a point okay, so...

...we would go to the zoo and we would look at the penguins nowturn to you and I'd be like you know, when penguins find a person they wantto spend their life with the gives them a pebble, then I would pull out a rock with somewith the house from up painted on it and I'd ask you if you wanted to movein with me. I think every one just because I like penguin so much rude, wind from see. Here's the thingso mon you and from doing like this really romantic thing to suddenly likewhat in your house and you're making me also. What are we doing with the boxes,because then I have to clip the boxes. That's just a mess. Instead, a re justtook paid you paid for this right. You pay, I D have to pay for my own. So yes,I should yes, okay avery, you got me a platonic Hoki. It works. So sorry, some one you would defeat. Itnow come back and just like five seconds. This is the time we her thefinale to see who will seduce me time on not montataire music thing. No welcome back to seducing, Jakel Jackson,the finale of season, one season I lost to at and very difficult aby wasutterly defeated, with her boring. As for state idea, which is more, I I tatidea, but soon blew the waters with a fort date, movie idea where we staredat the stars- and everyone knows how much I love stars, then in the second rod, Samoaccidentally fell down the stairs and it was to fear by Avery's PenguinSuperior now get to the wedding avery...

...begin with your proposal. Okay, so myproposal is, I would go to one of our dungeon masterfriends and I'd be like hey. I need you to do this campaign, this one shot.Then, during that one shot I would have my character to do Jackson's characterand because he's all into the game and stuff, he would totally play a lot. Butthen, as a twist I'd be like and then my character goes down on one knee, butI'm doing the same thing in reality and then I switch out Dackson characters,name for his name and ask him to marry me cut foot. So no, your proposal, all right. So for my proposal we would start the day off by watchinglegally blond. I would make you breakfast in bed ses, but okay so and then we drive out to a pumpkinpatch. It's fall. Obviously, AH, yes, we drive at we drive out to a pumpkin patch. Youget a little bit chilly. I give you my jacket and then I say: Hey Jackson andI get down then on one knee and I say you're such a lovely soul and I wouldbe honored if you were to marry me avery the ceremony this ceremony, so we're both very like family people. Iknow that you really like having your parents involved with things like ceremony wise, so you know itwould be just nice intimate. You know: We'd probably go out somewhere out tothe mountains. Have just our family members, nice quaint. We wouldn't share our vowspublicly,because...

...you know it can be a very vulnerablething. Instead, I would write mine to you in a letter and I would give it toyou because those words are just for you. So on the Semoy okay, the ceremony, itwould be in the middle of the woods. It's like Super Green. It's around,like springtime, so no and like spring, makes all the green super, vibrant yeahand there's so many trees everywhere and there's an arch like you know oneof those made out of a tree like it just formed. Naturally we found it andwe thought. Oh, my gosh, this is perfect. Yes, there's some family members there, butmostly the lit fam. Obviously yes, yes, I can Tabalan group by the way. Yes,obviously, and we both look like forest fucking Gods. That's like the theme and there's likea little river behind it and we exchange ring POPs. The crowd isconfused. Then we pull out the actual rains and we eat the ring POPs. Ah Sorry, my vows they're on a posted noteand I stick them to her for it or a come on this. Just a game come on you're liketaking way too long to do this. What I first fine, okay and then I grabyour hand and I kiss it- and we say I do every the fucking hell avery the reception.

So you know you're out by the mountainsright so up in the mountains. There's a lotof like really like old Makin of more like, like touristry. What's it called it kind of likearchive sites so like an old castle or something I would rent a space there. We'd have all of our friends all of ourfamily. There that's the party. We have a like cakes and little sandwiches and, let's behonest, we'd, probably order a food truck. You Know Yeah Yeah and we get to run through the halls ofthis castle. We have a photographer there and it becomes one of our mosttreasured memories Mo the reception. The reception okay it'll, be like so like a James Bond, kind of oldcasino type, vibe, it's like everyone's in like cocktail, dresses and suits andties and whatever, and it's like roaring Tis type. Galla thing there are like it's extravagant it's in this hugehole which is like it looks like the titanic. I vibe and and there's a bunch of performerswho are singing and they're like in flapper girl, dresses and like stufflike that and super cool, and it's like a speak, easy type fibe as well, solike you can only come in if you know thepassword but like we can hear in Te Password. Obviously it's like behind a book case andeveryone's having a great time. It's like a party. Yes,...

...that's what our ception is. Yes, well, you both made brilliant choices. Re Your proposal was a Dolt worb. Your ceremony was beautiful and verysincere and your reception was romantic surprisingly, but Iromantically, I would say, more Romatic photonic than tin, but some other ones valid. What reason why wiver? Yes well wrong about me? Ah, Idon't have close ties with my family. I plan to put a mountain between us byhaving to Vancouver whack. So Mon was right with the idea ofhaving friends be more present at my celemony M, so soon wins because of that congwatulation, my friend huggers. Weread it funny because I don't even ever want to get married like you, crown ofbeing the house of called champion is takenfrom you gasp, I'm a table. I again later, thank you for coming to this for seasonof Seducing Jackson, maybe next time we'll do something else, probably notbecause I'm an attention off, let's get into our topic, use me next time. Whatto Duce me. Can we you, I think, in that time,fucking when, if we seduce O to you, I our topic of course, is Quiblinrelationships which he has Jackson...

...already said, and it is like theepisode title. So if you didn't know that, I'm sorry foryou, but a PR abreviated, were just to a queer pitoni relationship, also knownas quasi platonic, quirky platonic, air, Cube Platonic, which all meanessentially the same thing. So Queer Platonic relationship isbasically just a relationship that blurs the line between a romantic and aplatonic relationship. They grow beyond the social norms of alatroni relationship, but they don't traditionally fit a romanticrelationship. So a queer platonic relationship it doesn't require, and itoften doesn't include any romantic nature that sometimes it can queer platonic relationships, look andare different for anyone who has one they can involve physical, romantic orsexual aspects or not include any of them. Oh, my God me Omo, I'm not goingto say that that was fun. The on you know what I say: The Right, Yeah Yeah,I o Ted. What just like any other identity prs areunique to you and your partner at it's most basic. A cuir platonicrelationship is most often defined as two individuals who mimic a romanticrelationship without any of the romance, such as two individuals whoplatonically live together. Another example may be two individuals whoplatonically have and raise a child together, Jackson, a D Navery I mean not not now, but no, I'm thechild. Possibly that's what you think anyway, mostaspect: People, people who indentify on the asexual a romantic spectrum whichactually, ironically, are don't think...

...everyone is on that spectrum. Well, I don't think I yes, no because the inspection a you tryingto say I do retires yeah. That would be the compass that would be like theorientation compass. The a the ace back is more just like the aspect is: Isn't it like, like it's a sexual? What's the otherone, it's fucking like opto sexual, something what the one were like youreally like sex, Alo, Alo. So there's it's a sexa ALOsexual, a Romantic Alo, Romantic Tasho on thesame spectem interesting I mean, but I I, which I e Ti to say here, isthat people who are a sexual, a romantic or some variation of that which includes, like gray, is a greatsexual still, I believe so grey sexual dammy say Sol. All of those considerQueer platers relationships. What what? What o? What go ahead? You, the expedon the AX, a romantic we now I wass going to say: Yes, it is gray, there'sgray and Damian like a whole bunch of others to Google, Google, that's what we alwaysrecommend. Google forgot, what fits you best babe! So as to re, saying aspect,people consider cleopatrick relationships as they providecommitment and companion without the romantic or sexual sin. Is that what Iam to you avery h? What that being said? Aspect people can still seek outromantic and sexual relationships and identify those relationships. However,they want q prs are not exclusive to...

...aspect of Queer people and one could bein a Q, P or eliashib regards of sexual or Mendic rotation. That includes you,head rose, it does be mono, Grammat, Oaly Amoris.It all depends on your preference wanting to be in a queer platonicrelationship with someone is referred to as having a squish, which is aplatonic crush, which is the it's. The cutest fucking thing. It's my newfavorite term. It's my new favorite word you're, the cutest fucking thing.Oh, I have a squish for avery. Oh my Godfin I'm in a clear batoni relationship with aver yeah. We low pr E, just like you said not to yeah. Irode it into the script, but let's not get off track and that's exactly what Idid I couldn't contain it. anyways Cubas have become more common in recentyears and it was actually first used as a term in two twenty ten. It was eitheron Tumbler or Rubbit, which, in that a vibe, probably tumbler. Ithink I remember seeing it yeah they're, also similar to like thenotion of having a platonic life partner, which are two individuals whoshare the likeness of a married couple and just saying as an ace person. Iwant one okay bid, let's get one. If you can become friends with myhusband will do a polly AMRs one, it just means you won't be able to datea women you probably could well. I could, butoh okay, there are some controversysurrounding the topic of whether a sexual qpid red to be friends withbenefits but like who the fuck cares. The only people who need to know thespecifics of your relationship are you and the people you're in thatrelationship with squishy. You want to...

...squish and love. You want to loveeither way. Your valid is blow is fuck, as fuck is book as an I'm going to eat a singular grain ofrice, a singular grain of rice. A kid in my class today had a plain bowl of white rice for breakfast.This morning my mom used to eat that in high school, just plain rise for breakfast UHHA. For why I don't know that's for why she said. That's all she wantedto eat valid valid a weird and with that tweet and ourepisode did, I just see New Cape, no sorry, Jackson blocked out. I did actuallymiscain like focus my eyes. Thank you. So much pecoming to today's episode. Ihope you enjoyed it, but if not you're a terrible person- and I just can'tbelieve I do that- but we do want to you next week, if not you, we can't see next weekbecause obviously you're busy there something else right, becausedefinitely like the episode Fuci don't know. Well, I hope you havea good rest of your life. Is there anything else? Well, it is fat. Jackson is someoneholding a gun to your head? I hope we have a great day a wall by.

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