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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 7 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast: Puberty

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today we bullied Simone! Talked about forks and eating with our hands. Our topic was Puberty! At the end of the topic Jaxson went on a rant about puberty. 

Female Reprodutive System: Female Reproductive Organs Diagram, Picture & Functions | Body Maps (healthline.com) 

Male Reproductive System: Male Reproductive System (for Teens) - Nemours KidsHealth 

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...because we did Hare Remova last weekwe're going to talk about puberty and other fun things that happen to your body. When you get old,I you get okay, just like everyone has hair.Everyone goes through puberty. Some people are very delayed, so doctor boutyou on, like not everyone has hail. I Guess Yeah Ethreejust. We said that last week to the thing about, like the purple lives,a everyone has harow in this episode. Okay, so everyone has hel right, it reTigrap, not everyone has hair, but for people who do have hair you don't haveHar, you don't get to go through Pubety, I'm sorry, Oh, my God. Okay, okay, mostpeople go through puperty. Okay. Puberty, by definition, is the processof physical changes in which a child's body begins to mature into an adultbody capable of banging sexual reproduction. However, just because your body is reaready, for that doesn't mean that you will be sex and puberty are not exclusive toone another. They're, not the same thing like just because you've got somejust because you've got like a little bit of Pupertyou. Don't go. have sexokay, anyways when God give you a smidded of cubityand you go av tat. Okay. puperty affects different people differently like ifyou have a penis you'll, have a differentpuperty than somebody who has boobies. It depends on what horbones are in yoursystem really, so it doesn't matter what your sex is is just like, whateverformonts happend. That's probably the papethat happens too. Okay, Oh yeah, because the hormones arereleased by the hype. WITTEMIS lierally in the fucking script: okay, the two hormones that stimulate sexualmaturity are polical, stimulating hormones, fsh and lutinizing hormone lage. These hormonesare sent to your sex organs, which then begin to release either estrogen andprodesterone or test osterone. For the sake of this episode will beusing the terms female and mail and referring to biological, six and boyand girl when referring to gender, because that's how it was probably written on the researcharticle, yeah, yeah and actually one thing that I found actually really coolwas that I actually wrote this yes yesterday, Ay the day before we foundand found out today that were starting the ENDOCR system in my bioclass, whichis literally hormones and how they work and part of that is learning about howhormones work in cumirty and sexual maturity, so that I just foundthat really funny that I literally went out the day before and like Com. To My to bat, pleasepromote the podcast in your bioclass,...

Oh my God I will. I will. I swear to God: Okay, keep in mind that all people haveastrogen and Cess osterone and they have different roles within theMal and female sexual maturity. It all depends on your sex orgains, so overeis release astrogen and Pregesteron, and test testings will release Tosautra.So this is what boost your homer your harm. Why can't I say this word Hormonformo funny ud hormone levels as it build an excess of Estrodon orTestotrom, which is lit, O Amossex Hav, higher astrogen levels and the malesexis higher Casateron levels, and I actually found out today that if you take too much hasacrone and steroids,it will likely cancel out in your body and produce more astrogen how much takeartificially it was o Tran Yo, a frend woman, Gedn Wanch, USS Ronning. Youknow, counselit talk out, O idwould need like Estroam blockersand then take the test sauce around. No, we wont extra at's. What to calltransminon want more exrogen, so they want more shos rone to cancel out theother Jasron to make more estrogen. I think I also read somewhere that,like soy, is really good for producing astrikhen. Oh, I looked up with thingto find more like gitmall, estrogen and Montdostrons Google. It there are somany sorces help you get more without having to go to homeon therapy. Yes, I don'twant sorry bre continue one yeah yeah, so there are other ways to ssuyme: Tha formon growth, whether that's Neatually or artificially kind of like we were US talking about, so do remember that external factorscan have their own influencees on commuberty. So basically, this is why you're going to experience it differentthan someone else so because humans enjoy organization,we have created something called the Tano stages, Wi job, puberty and level,your level up as you get older, they ere named after the PR the boatProfessor James M Kenna, who kind of was the person as like? Hey, I noticedyou. Twelve yea old females are getting differently. I'm a name Sof Shit to you,yeah that sounds a lot more pediphelic than it probably mmean real. Basically,it probably was yeyeah like pubety nomly tops from twich stocks betweenthe ages of twelve and sixteen, which...

...actually I was not in that range. I'mActul. I started when I was close to ten same, which is actually right. Hereis lch and F and fsh T nomally sometimes or can sometimes start at thenine of ten birthday which happened to me. I was just you know. I tone Cananbrains, like HMM men, crush on a guy in grade five. Well, youknow like the sleepovers and stuff where they're like, Oh my God, truth odare or Epin the bottle or whatever did you also make a people you had ocrushes on whoyojaramid, Oh yeah, but anyways yeah. I had to kiss a girl and,like dihgrade me felt more from that than d. When I played, would you ratherand had to kiss ike the eye on the mouth, and I was like this does notslap? I had a gold that I potene of a crush on until I was in great ten, ohmy gosh. I pretended to have a crush on someone too nobul like it was agoisting fresh, like I just can't Protan y had to crash from them andkept tending kept attenning because it's like well, I've been in it toolong. Ayway La an fon and Lhand fsh usuallybegin tiggeline and female around the time of the eighth birthday, but therewas you're not going to really notice when it hits. Unless you'R me, thenyour brain goes mmm men see, I didn't even get that until likethe eighth grade yeah, that's because you were like bloma bitch no, but I gottittis in second grade. That's because you titties are Bigan. They had to growwhen you were younger or else you would have just been- I proportionalized wellsee, then you already had the Lahanfsh going, because that's what tells yourover it's to start making astrodom it's yeah, but I did't like people until Iwas probably fourteen, it's probably from the drugs when I was eight. No, it's your pop bythe way, Oh yeah, okay, in Taner stage, twofemales will typically begin cubety between ages and ages, nine and eleven first sign of Breast, which are for toas buds which is creepy but anyways Le Stark, Heado, Bio Justino, be likeflower buds. Don't Yo see your mosquito bites? We all know, listen abre weal.Now this was designed by a man and there's no way a female would call itbuts. I think it's cute, I would have called it. Nibblins O nipplemquothose will start to form okay under the nipple, and it may beit's your tender. That's weird, I didn't notice when mine grew in Okay Mokay,...

...it's common for breast to grown up hereat different sizes and rates, so any change that isn't causing rashes ordischarge as normal. The uters will begin to grow in small amounts ofpeople care start forming on the Lagana, but actually it's the laby and not thevagina. WULD BE WEIRD IF, like you, thul hair and you're Cinga, okay ways, girls with higher body mass index arealso prone to experiencing puberty. At an earlier rate, boys typically beginpuberty at around age. Eleven, the testacles and Skinnar on the skitumbegin to get bhigger and early stages of paper Harbegin to former on the baseof the penis. When that O so weird oae, I had a panic attack. Physical cages become more obvious andtanner stage three, so changes in females typically be start typicallystart after Gh club and mayor may not include the growing and expending abreast buds, thickening and curling a pubic hare formation of underem hairactme on the face and or back your hips and thighs just may begin to build upthat, and this is usually when females will start their growth. Spart mailchanges usually begin around e thirteen and may or may not include lengtheningof the penis as the testicles grow bigger formation of some rest issue,which only typically happens around this stage and will likely go away.It's just your body starting to figure out where to your muscles, might get largeryour highgrowth start increase. The voice will start to change and crap it alternatesthe highlow pitches and males mad again experience experiencing ejaculationthroughout the night. These are referred to as wet dreams,and I found this one colled. My dog was Ejaculationof persland, friction on thePanis and other stimulies and sagnals tough, the nervous system. So it could be anything from like visual stimuli or even just like muscle, contraction and stuff like that,like any kind of friction like so, it causes attraction asreproductive muscles and it Greap seing them through the Euretra, which isultimately expelled from the tennist a'd. Actually, seeman is composed,obsperm and other fluids. Eventually, you'rl reach stayed for andyour own fulse false wing of puberty you're getting every single thing. It'sjust hitting you like a bus, you're...

...crying after school. It's amazing ooTafo, usually begins around age, thirteen for females, and you may notinclude your breast kind of Comingto the size, the feelling themselves out,completing the bud blooming as cannon would say: Yeah Yeah slowing you with Thodon your highgrowth dickening of your puber care, and you may experience your forctmentral cycle. If you do I'm sorry, I ane I'm sorry yeah twelvefourteen. Just I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about the. Igot to say for that. The mental cycle, which is mostlyreferred to as the period of course, is basically when your female body sayswe're baby, you say no baby, so it throws attention trathim and throws allof the waste thit made for the baby out of your body. Yeah. Just you know, O like when o Magine itlike the crazy AC whop, begins to throw your clothes out of the window. That'swhat it's doing it's screaming out of you. It might kill you and it's justthrow and shit out just Wol Wel, that's what it People Tho Haveit at the puity o oflistening to this, like what the fuck it sucks, Yinvestin some Midel and a heating padmential will typically only a corn female if you're not pregnant, butthere have been some cases in which femules have een pregacy without everstopping homential cycle. That just so, I have something to add to that. I don't honestly not going to beregular until you're twenty five things that can affect it include like anxiety,diet, your cramps are your crams can bereally bad if you're, laying in bed all day so like going outside, can be nice.MITIXME experiences changes around age fourteen and may or not experiencedorkening of the I long, the Port I did I crum CTOSMAYBE, but like for anone Eseyeah,Tho yeah, that's Telowe, that's below ou testicles! I I don't really knowI've. Never tl been top. My only ad growth of your of Your Penit, your lawnbanana growth of the penis testacles and fitof them Aber. Can you say thatScradam, let's Goton, thank you even love you you will sometimes you will get underoun hair your face, wil Gev, with actming Lisen Poise. I know we aretaught that hygiene is digusting and our opposing enemy. But when you havecluskin...

...you get to think about, you don't think a lot just have actingsorry, you appearance to back me and your voicewill get debox. You know it just be fucking suck it up, listen, be happy!You're not believing once a month take it to leave it lader either you get tobleed or you don't you don't pick one pick, one yeah, okay, tander stage: Five is the ends. The endof a child's physical meteration, typically occurring around age fifteen,in both the male and female sex females. Mayor may not have experienced theapproximation of their adult reassize and shape the reaching of adult kitetwo years after their first period possible regulation of their period.Not always that usually doesn't happen until a lot later, anyways filling out of the pubic haire fillingout of the hips thighs and your butt and full development of reproductiveorgans and Orgenitals Mal Maor POW every putpotalkin you we need to talkabout that that avery, I love so much. That's not like you put in Thou Otoo.That is just that is so cute. That's just O me! That's just me just abuttox. I know ASS holy such a funny word: okay, Anyway, Wel, mature, Yeh, okay, males mad or may notexperience full growth of the penis te schools, ind scrodum, filling out ofpubicare formation of facial hair possible deterrence. In hight growthand possible continuation of muscle growth by age, eighteen most males willhave reached their full adult height. Okay. I just want to bring this upreally quickly. So if your boobs are huge at sixteen, don't worry about it.Apparently there's this thing called adult puberty and apparently your Tai get bigger andyour hips get bigger and your book gets bigger. So is it called pregnancy? No,no! No! It's not pregnancy! There's like adult poper, like there's a secondstage that happens with in your adulthood. I think that would actuallybe the sick stage, because there were there's already a second stage non likesecond like ten or second coming of the P in coming of the puberty. Yeahliterally was Jesus there too yeah probably iju want to. I was talkingabout that just because sex male you trying to describe by him abiologically AMALP Sexi'm gin, be...

...completely honest with you right hereguys society is going to tell you dicks upbigger than they are yeah. They ain't. They are smaller than you think. You'regonna be like M. I wonder when it grows and it won't. It won't it'll, just it'll just sitthere and you'll be very confused, but then you'll realize that's a lot of guyslike you might get the lucky guy. WHO hasthe expectation one but thog Ram. It is meant by Lusor pecenter. It is meant togo inside and do its job and to be complete from what I've heard. There'snot a lot of room in there. You don't got room to have a big dig. Okay, wait!I have something to add on okay, so for all the people who read fan fiction andit was like his twelve inch cock, no n N. No, Oh my God, Ost! That's a foot,maybe welly alike. Okay, most Paniss, adrmost PENUSS, mostplaces of Dick will go, is only like five to six inches. I got most, but it completely Imbolod,that', sorry, okay, last laust bit the most Finnickything about puerty. Is that it's a different experience for everyone andnot everyone is going to experience these poanges at the Times that theyare typically recorded. Everybody's body will have differentreactions and experiences, so don't feel bad about the development. Onething not another. If Youre, some of your friends aregetting their periods earlier, if some of their friends are gettingfacial hair earlier or later, your body is a tune to you and thatwhat sets you, apart from everyone else, biologically in time, you're going to learn tounderstand your body's reactions, decreation stimulations and more, whichis a part of Pofy puity, is so important addition tell you have to be communicative. Hewhat Aan, I scary and it's hard to tell whether or not something is ato speak to your parents, guardians,older, siblings, aunts, uncles doctors or any other trusted AVELP. To be surethat your body is healthy. Remember t that what's normal, for oneperson will be normal for another, be patient with your body and rememberthat you are valid at as fuck TELO PA Wi. I just whats Ta, sorry that Thaa, that's! You know, that'spubety for you! That's that's not Huwe! That's let! Let's behonest. Let's be honest. We gave you the science of pubity Wei is a prettyversion. Let' give you the straight up. Answer: You're going to get into middleschool high school,...

...every you're, going to think everyone'sgoing Na hate. You you're going to hit yourself because you're suddenlysweating a lot you wal, Wad or just emitting from your bodyconstantly and it' smell like a smell you've, never sent et befor. You haveharow in places, you didn't know how grew because you didn't look at nakedpeople, yet suddenly you're thinking about naked people- and you don't knowwhy you're thinking about naked people, because that is the sensle way andeverything just starts growing. You sound different and you just want tocry yeah and that's the real puberty avery did an excellent pal. GIV Men Haeducation, but this will tell you but to becompletely honest, listen to this episode. It will help you because youwill understand what you're going through is that at the end like Ifthis? Isn't it's not useless tonot learn about what pupelty is because pubirty is confusing and actuallylistening and loaning and actually going through what it is, can help younot feel so isolated and alone, because if youare scared that you're not goingto the Prabahit, Hey, probably no one is, and that is a societal expectation.Your boots on us sbigs, so isn't the neighbors who gives the fuck the body'sdifferent. Your body has different homeones like every sad epatient. Just I thoutasyou understand what you're going through and as on as you believe thatwhen you come out, you will be at what your body has been designed tobe. That's an you know, do yout like sometimeslike folacy. Sometimes people aren't meant to be the plastlic skinny whitego or the muscular small hip square body guy. Sometimes a guy has hips. Sometimes acall isn't a stick. I'm sorry can we talk like societal sand as a femalesbeing stexs? It's just concerning, but sometimes you won't be good at sportsand you won't get mastles very easily, sometimes yoga muscle so easily and gohungry every day, because you need more than three meals. Oeight, sometimesyou'll find yourself eating an entire cake to yourself, because your bodyjust needs the food to grow. It's a lot completely valid. It's concorning, it's it's just you know with I how your body is, but you can do it Rah it come at there. Actually issomething that I want to add real quick before we end OPF is you know for people who are biologically female and have female sex organs and stuff, as you get old act, the bottom of your stomach kind ofright, where your canter, the head of your pants, aregoing to be. Your stomach is going to...

...stick out a little bit there and that'sbecause that's where your uterus is my Ugeris. I actually didn't know thatfor a long time. That's why that's why it's Terto a a that's important to know that waspersonally I sthurgled with some anarexia and learning. That was an entirely newexperience. That's actually, why guys have thestereotypical veline that a lot of people want to accomplish right? Every guy is the relin and absolutelyjust because we don't have a thing that is meant to carry a child there. So don't I expect females Don tfectyourself to have that because biologically we don't have, and youknow I'll, take it if you got if you need toget rid of it I'll just take it I'll. Take it off, I don't know, have alittle work will make it work, but just this wase deeper than I plan holy, we stand MEA en I odcast lapping gets to the end.Okay, so don't cry yes, you know Iave Alimonate, I love lemonade, it is so good fu, butbut, but speaking eventually, people doil be over, but today the podcastepisode is over. I thop we have today we're not endingguys. We have an ending thing. We do every time come on, it's no! We do this for a few months and wekeep to mostly the thime schedule, but you know anyway, taking so much fo coming towatch. I hope we can see you in the next episode which just next week sametime, Wednesday at noon amount to standar time. We hope we get to seethere, but if not, we hop pee good life. Oh, we hope that you come back teventually again remind Er Followr, his GRANDPA ora twitter. The music is in the description below any links that willbe posted with uomeing description and will also be in our instagram. Youdon't worry about that. Anything else. To add guys. VALLID is folk and I'm going Na go have a glass oflemonade. Okay, so you guys bu.

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