House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast: polyamorous

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Today talked about how brain go bitchy and your pronouns don't work. we did some math work while trying to see who had the biggest of the brains and we talked about what a polyamorous relationship is, and if you yourself is poly. 

Hi, welcome to the House of cards, a queer podcast where we make if we started. No, I'm just saying that stuff for fun. Simone, I know I just had the same panic someone. Oh my God, wait, he's going into it. We just no warning. The most organized and educational teenagers you ever meet. There was no know what. I've had it open since like three am. It's fine, I'm right. I mean my name is Jackson. I go by pronouns. Did you just forgot? Get your pronouns? Maybe pronouns are construction right now. Brain, brain repressive pronouns because it doesn't like the pronouns that I picked. It under construction for Jackson. I want to say them, but my brains like, MMM, no, now what. That's fine. Some some days are just head empty. No pronouns. No, it's not head empty. S My brains forcibly make me not do it just because of our society pushes on gender and pronouns. Oh, Yucky head bits. No pronouns. It's not my heads empty, my head full, but my brains like I don't want you to do this because I don't like the dig consequences. Hope we make it push. Fine, it's fine, Simone, tell us about girl coping mechanisms. Oh yeah, hi, so I just cried for like an hour straight, so I've kind of a headache right now. Hi, I'm someone. I used to they pronounced, but I'm too pussy to put it on my instagram yet. and Um, there's this really cute frog skeleton in the corner of my room and I think they're flirting with me. Should I like flurt back? Yes, you know. Okay, I'm Abrian, I usee her pronouns and I'm actually eating tuna help her right now. What the fuck is tuna helper? Excuse me, what the Fuck is Don Helper? Is it like hamburger helper, but with tuna? Yeah, that's exactly what it's the exact same brand. Okay, guys, so God react. I will. I'll buy you a box. Never Mind, I have some news for everyone. We're gonna have to kick someone, a navy out of the podcast. Wow, rude, just because I disagree with them. Why do you not like tuna or something? No, I looked then. What do you disagree with? I just want to get all the money for I mean me, you funny. So we're not making any money. Could out some papers in my instagram. Someone we supposed to tell afree wait about what how'll getting paid, and just not giving every any know what valid we're getting paid. Jess Jackson, you can't tell the others. Jackson, you've just been sending me muffins, like what it's like. Guys a tiding to get money. Oh, can we have something? No, I'm just going to send you muffin baskets. I'd be down. Old Voice cracks all over his place. That's you really want that basket. You'll crave in it. Okay, anyways, Um, we have to promote stealth. Yeah, take us on to its moon. Oh yes, why, I love okay, you can find us on Instagram at House of cards underscore podcasts. That's right, on twitter at LGBT underscore...

...deck, on Patreon as House of cards, but we don't really use our patreon. It's kind of just they're our website is something that I will remember after I tell you what our tumbler is, which is its house of cards. Do you remember it? No, it's like house of cards. Lgbtcom slash wick site, a VAT the website. Then to go domain. That's a really good question. Let me just pull it up right here, how cards, LGBT DOT wicksitecom website. And actually, kind of on the topic, my religion teacher yesterday said LG t be but like he was, he was trying so hard, he was doing his best and for that I can't shame him with we but that is okay. I love it. I know he said it and I well, he was like leaning into it and stuff because, you know, like we were talking about like family matters and Shit, and he was talking about like there the church regarding the gay community, and I could see it in his head like he was trying to figure out the right acronym and he got the LG right away, but then he was like a t TV, LG TV, and I was like, Matt, he tried so hard, he really did, and like I truly appreciated it. Oh, that reminds me of this thing I saw on Tumbler and like two thousand and sixteen, you know, when Tumbler was still like acceptable to music is low py for ghost only by homework radio. Don't, let's Simmon speak every don't. We don't need to know what they saw. Tom Is the area. We can't it's relevant to the topic. Shut up, anyways. Okay, so people are different names to call the lgbt community and somebody proposed Sego, which would stand for sexuality and gender acceptance, and it would basically cover everything in a short little term. And it's called Saga, so it's like a story, like an adventure, like a journey. That is genius, right. I believe it never got changed to that, or nobody even like thought of it on a larger scale other than like Gobblin Core Tumbler in two thousand and sixteen. I can tell you why they didn't. Oh, why, say sonically use yeah, but it's called Sega, and so God everyone they wanted because of that way. But that doesn't make any sense. Late, because copyright issues, because that's not like. Well, though, it could know, it would have been incorporated. You, but no one. Well one, no one liked it. I loved it. Sorry, not enough people like you. See, there's a thing called majority of listen, I think we should go back to consensus. Okay, you should go back to win womanship. No, I would you get into the music. Are you low fee for ghosts only? I love my brains up the walking. So I just go like talking, low fee, low fi low fee. It is like a Wi Fi, we fee argument. It stands low FI. It's leafy. No, it's like a front house. Jackson, low FI. Oh Oh, it's low five. Y'All are chaotic. I love just making like when people correct me. I this thing. Why don't like when people who act me so when they do it just make it...

...worse. Wow, made me feel so much pain, Jackson. Okay, anyway, it's low fie for ghosts only by homework radio. Fantastic. Just why? Sorry, I was just thinking about I need to change the crystals in my backpack. What? What's? What's Song? Every baby follow the follow what it says. I don't know what it says. I don't understand game. Jackson's telling me to kill my parents. What. Oh, in like an instagram chat, not on the group. Tout here. No, go to the document. It's on the gay agenda. I will not. Sorry, I have an in viewing modes. I don't get up these while you guys are typing. Oh really, that's whack. Yeah, what what's happened? Why is there such a large space? Jackson, what are you doing? Why? Okay, what is happening? Okay, what is wrong? We do the game. Wait, Oh God, I thought you delete. Will be right back. Um, we can start from like the music thing. We're recording stuff. We had issues with the document. It was just like bibbity bobbit bibbitty bothers the place. It was everywhere. Did Not Flip my Armmelet, you did not flip your oarmelet. Sorry, I'm even with a lot of like really weird analogies lately. Like the other day I said whatever sweeps into your destpan. I started doing it just to like kind of like take my mom off because she kept being like, Oh my God, why are you like being so weird over quarantine? But now it's just automatic. I love that so much. Whatever will tickles your cock, roat you, O my God. Yes, other one that I really love is Um, don't get your penis and a pretzel. Hmm, I can picture that physically. Hort like. Okay, Um, where are we picking up the game? Yes, react the game. I think that's where we ended off. Sweet. What game do we have today? I was wondering if you guys enjoyed like games, or is like orses each other, like it was Simons orth avery. This is to the audience as well. If it was like. Did you guys like that about? What would you rather do games? What's all of US involved? Because I don't mind like sitting and like counting scores and ask and asking questions. True, will put up a pole on our instagram story. who genius. But what do you what do you guys want to feel like today? Because you guys have to make this isn't for today. So not sure. Do you have anything already in mind? If like either way? Yes, okay, Um, what would be easiest? Like for you or for like, for all of us? What is the least straining one? That's up to what do you ask? Do you want to both that? You just want to play anniverse today, to...

...fight to the death, fight to the death. Okay, do you want? Okay, let's do one. I had it. I had it, I swear I had it. Let's do math. Oh God, Oh, that's so terrifying. No, cow I'm gonna, I'm going to have faith in all of you that you do not use your coculater. I'm not going to ask any questions that you will need to calculate off all my carculators across the room. You can use a pen and pencil fantastic. Needs anything, but no calculator. No calculator. Agreed. Yes, okay, now who wants to go? Who wants the fust question? Sure, play it on me. What is one hundred and twenty? One squared, rooted, lets grow, rooted, squirrewed. Eleven. Cool, they're easy questions. I'M NOT gonna ASK ANYTHING TOO hot. I was really worried because I've been doing like complex math all day. Yeah, no, don't worry, right, avery. Yes, what access? Is the x access, the horizontal one? Are you really funny when you guys like make it a small mistake because I asked a basic question, like seven plus two. You know, my mom has a hand for remembering which way is horizontal and which way is vertical. What orse lay down? ORS Laid Down? Yeah, Oh my God, she told me that when I was like out eleven. How did I guess that? I've never heard it before. Your whole I love it. It's so clever. Simon, what is Eighteen Times sixteen? Okay, brain can do this. Brain can do this. Frank can do this. Shut up. breading can do this. I Love I don't know what I know. I picked math. Is it a hundred and forty eight, because gays can't do math. Is it a hundred forty eight, Avery, oh my God, I hate you. No, that's not correct. It's two hundred and eighty eight is say. So, can't let it a calculator, a very h Huh. What is one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine? One Thousand Nine hundred and ninety nine times three, times three. Just give me, give me a minute. It did it, it, it, get it. It is third, three thousand nine hundred ninety eight. Incorrect. Oh Shit, I forgot the other one. That's just five thousand ninety nine seven. Yeah, I forgot the other. One hundred and ninety nine, Simone. Yes, what is eight point five divided by five seventeen? I...

...genuinely don't know. That makes sense, though. Yes, yes, it is. Okay, Avery. Yes, what is five divided by eight point five divided by eight five? Fuck, that's the opposite. Give me the either the highest the highest number on, because it's a big number. Give me the highest number, like the first number that is not a zero. Okay, five divided by eight five. It's like, why did someone get the easy one? I am he he he he he he he he he he is Chris, he he he. He's seventeen. UNDERGIRL's going with seventeen two. Shan't do that. One more question. That's wrong. I can't do math. It would have been five. It would the correct nutwer is zero point zero, five and I said the fourth number. That is not zero, so five would have been the correct answer. Black. Why did I say seventeen? I don't know why. Good thing I'm not taking my math to bloma. Well, how good are you? A multiplication? If I'm going to be honest, I didn't learn it past the third grade. How you will need to tell me what twelve it's times all the way up to twelve. So twelve times one, top times two, Towel Times three, twelve times four, twelve times five. Okay, Twelve and twenty four, thirty six, forty eight, sixty, seventy two, eighty four. I'm tired. How many have I done? Seven? Eight, I've gone up to eight. Okay, four hundred and ninety six, one hundred and eight, one hundred and twenty, one hundred and twenty two, one hundred and twenty four. Wait, that doesn't work, because twelve times is one hundred forty eight. I fucked up somewhere. I fuck it is one hundred and twenty was their last cart answer, and then it was one hundred and thirty two and one hundred and forty four. Oh yeah, I see that. Every how, good at you at your squared. I'm better squared with the hills. Huh, pretty decent. Cool. I need you to go from one cubed to ten cube. Oh my Jesus, I don't know if I'm back grounds. That's not squared, that's cubed. I know I wanted something that would be difficult. Okay, one, two, three, MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM HMM. So you only going up to ten just because the numbers get way higher? Yeah, okay, one, eight, twenty seven, sixty four, one hundred and twenty five. How do I not know this? I only know up to five. I think I had a longe up. I think like six. Yeah, thirty six, time, six, thirty six, time two, one hundred and eighty something. I don't know. Now that sounds about right. Idea two seven, but don't...

...do but did you do the baby, the Babe? You can get up to eight. I'll give it to you just because of how to high this number of these numbers are wheat. Okay, that is six and did well. I can already tell you the day. You know what. I'll accept that. I'll just take the l avery. The fost one was right, the second one was wrong, the third one was wrong and the last one was wrong. Simone, the fust one was right, the second one was wrong, the third one was right and the fourth one was wrong. So Simon by one won this game. The crown, not in Mount Really, you got the harder questions because I'm bad at math. Yeah, I had to give someone a bit more. Okay, it is actually not my fault that I'm bead at math, because I really try, I really do, but I took Ye. I didn't learn it from grade four to grade nine. Some people just aren't like a Dept. no, well know what, Gu only didn't have math classes. It's eaves in your house, literally how one thing you have to do, though, is you'll need to be able to count if you're going to be in a polyamous relationship, which is what I pop get. So that one. That was incredible. Ten out of ten. Transition. Then I tried really hard. Was it come? We've to transisten into our topic. It was incredible. My eyes are making noise, never mind attract the clothes. Okay, they you're sorry, sweet I start originating from the Greek polly and the Latin a more, I think. Pretty sure that's how you say it. polyamory literally means many loves, which I think is honestly like freaking immaculate. It's romantic as hell like. I love it anyways, referring to the practice or desire for intimate relationships with more than one partner the consent of all partners involved. polyamorous relationships can have any number of participants. For some people, Poly Amoretady can be being in a relationship with multiple people or having two or more completely separate relationships, but only with the consent of all parties involved. That is the only way that it can be technically classified as like polyamorous. Consent is always good. Yes, consented, sexy as hell Um. Additionally, I'm doing finger guns alone in my room. anyways. Polyamore is not the same as polygamy, which is being married to two or more partners. And it is it legal in the US? Yeah, I don't know about Canada. Canada it's a little because religious groups made it bad. anyways, while that's ridiculous. anyways, Um, in reference to a healthline article, polly, polyamorous relationships come down to force central components. Oh, there's a healthline article about that. Okay, anyways. Wow, trust, which can be built in nurtured through kept promises, practicing safe sex and having open communication about new partners, which leads to communication, which can be strengthened through open, honest and frequent communication about your physical and emotional states and healthy ways, consent, which of course would not make the relationship polyamorous and always needs to be considered, and mutual respect, which goes which goes without saying, not only looking out for your own self,...

...but you and your partner should be fully and and undoubtedly respectful to each other. I thought you had more that. My brain was like wait, respect, okay, bring over brainoball. Well, some people continue to be suspicious. I had to change the role. Davery would because I couldn't say it. So I change problem and belief that monogrammy in the right way is the right way, which of course it's not true. I recent said he has shown that a puncting Ford to five percent of American adult.

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