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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 8 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast: polyamorous

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Today talked about how brain go bitchy and your pronouns don't work. we did some math work while trying to see who had the biggest of the brains and we talked about what a polyamorous relationship is, and if you yourself is poly. 

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...sosose to ellary how were getting paid and just notgiving every any. You know what valid we're getting paid. Jas Jackson, you can't tell the others.Jackson you've just been sending me muffins like what it's like guys us taring to give moneyOcan we have some. No I'm just going to send you muffing baskets I'd, be downold voicecrackes all over place. That's you really want that in Masket, you're craveing, it okay anyways, we have so prermote still yeah. Take us into it. Tomon, oh Ireal, why you can find us on Instagram at Houseof cards, underscore podcast, that's right on twitter at lgbt underscoredeck on Patreon as house of cards, but we don't really use our patron an it'skind of just there. Our website is something that I will remember after Itell you what Er tembler is, which is its house of cards? Do you remember? No! It's like house of Cardsalgbtcom Suci,Wok late AVERYTO, the website. Then you godomain. That's a really good question. Let mejust pull it up right here: Hous hard, LG bt, Jot wiksitecom website andactually kind of on the topic. My religion teacher yesterday said LG TB, but like he was, he was trying so hard. He wasdoing his best, and for that I can't shame him with Blievi. That is SOMAOICA.I love it. I know he said it and I well. He was like leaning into it and stuffbecause you know like we were talking about like family matters and Shit, andhe was talking about like ther the church regarding the gaycommunity, and I could see it in his head, like he was trying to figure outthe right acronym and he got the LG right away, but then he was like at TB, LG TV and I was like Mat- hetried so hard. He really did and like I truly appreciated it. Oh that reminds me of this thing. I sawon Tumbler in like two thousand and sixteen you know when Tumbler was stilllike acceptable to have. Music is lowpeople ghost only by homeworadio, don'tlet someon speak aery. Don't I don't need to know what theysaw? Tommy S, the area we cou relevant to the topic, shut up, anyways, okay,so people were debatinlike different...

...names to call the lgbt community and somebody proposed SAGO, which wouldstand for sexuality and Gender Acceptance, and it would basically cover everything ina short little term and it's called Saga. So it's like a story like anadventure like a journey that is genius right in believe it never got changedto that or nobody even like thought of it on a larger scale other than likeGoblin, core tumbler in two thosand andixtee. I can tell you why theydidn't. Oh, why thank Sonicyeah, but it's called Sega and sosay God. Everyone didn't want it because of that, but that doesn't make any sense likebecause copyright issues, because that's not like well though it could no,it wouldn't- have been coperated you, but no one. Well One! No one liked it. I loved it three, not enough peop, you see, there's a thing calledmajority VI. Listen! I think we should go back toconsensus. Okay, I think you should go back to anormanship. No, maybe we should get into the music Oroud. You think loafy forgoes only I my friend Tope, to walk ING. So Ididn't fe like Lofi, O fi lofy Itas this, like he wifineefiargument its Oeno, fine, it's LEA FOYOU! No, it's like a Frat House, Jackson,Lofi, Oh, oh, it's low! Five Yal are chaotic. I love just makinglike when people correct me. I Lis sing. I don't like when people who ect me sowhen they do it just make it worse. Wow made me feel so much payin Jackson, okay anyway, it's loafy for ghost onlyby homewolk, radio, fantastic! Sorry I was just thinking about. I needto change the crystals in my backpack. What whats? What's on Ber Aby, followthe follow what it says. I don't know what it says. I don't understand. Game Jackson was telling me to kill myparents. What oh in, like an instagram chat, not onthe group cat here, no go to the document. It's on the Kay agenda. Iwill not sorry I haven't been viewing most. Idon't get up these. Will you guys are typing? Oh really, THAT'S WHAC! Yeah! What?What I happened,...

...why is there such a large Space Jackson?What are you doing? Why? Okay, what it's happening okaywhat is wrong. We h de Havea wait whatoh God. Ithought you delete Woll Yo right back. We can start from like the music thing were recording stuff. We had issues with the document. It was justlike Euty, poappeared, Babey, Bobo e PLA theplace, it was everywhere, did not flip my omelet. You did not flip your omlet. Sorry, Iwith a lot of like really weird analogies, latelylike the other day. Isaid whatever sweeps into your dust Pan, I started doing it just to like kind of like Tok, my mom off, becauseshe kept being like. Oh my God. Why are you like being so weird over quarantine?But now it's just automatic. I love that so Muc, whatever tickles your cock, roached Y YGod. Yes, love is don't get your peanits and appretzel. I can picture that physically hard plake. Okay, where are we picking up the game?Yes, reactte game. I think that's where e Endd oll sweet. What game do we havetoday? I was wondering if you guys enjoyed like games whereas like rorstas each other, like it, was Samon vers avery. This is to the adest as well. Ifit was like, did you guys like ther wo? Oh, would you rather do games? What allof us invelve, because I don't mind like sitting and like counting scoresand a and asking questions? True, we'll put up a poll on ourinstagram story, O genius. But what do you? What do youguys want to feel like today, because you guys have to make this ISN'n fortoday? So not sure, do you have anything alreadyin mind if like either way? Yes, okay, what would be easiest like for you or for like for all of us?What is the least straining one? THAT'S UPTO! What do you do? You wantto vote that? Do you just want to play okay, te verse today right to the deathfight to the Odat?...

Okay, do you line Tewa? Okay, let's do one I had I had it. I swear. I had it. Let's Do Mat, Oh God! Oh that's! So terrifying, no cout, I'Mgonna! I'm going to have faith in all of you. You do not use your calculator,I'm not going to ask any questions that you will need a carpulator for, likeulators cross the room, you can use a penon pencil antas es anything, but nocolculator, no calculator agreed. Yes, no! WHO WANTS TO GO? Who wants the firstquestion sure datit on me? What is one hundred and twenty onesquared rooted, Sgro rooted, Squirit, OT,eleven coolthey're, easy questions? I'M NOTGOIN TO ASK ANYTHING TOO hot. I was really worried because I've been doinglike complex math all day. Yeah, no, don't worry rievery. Yes. What access is the x access? The Horizontal One? It be really funny when you guys, likeca, make it a smell mistake because e Askd, a basic question like sevn plustwo, you know my mom has a hint forremembering which way is horizontal and which way is vertical. Orse lay down cors lay down yeah. Oh my God. She told me that when I waslike eleven, how did I guess that I've never heardit before your ho? I love it. It's so lever. Samon yeahwhat is eighteen time. Sixteen Bran can do this brain can do this.Briak can do this shut up. Brain can do this. Li Do know. Whyyou know I pickedMah. Is it a hundred and forty eight becausegays can't do math ielly? Is it a hundred forty eightavery? Oh my God. I hate you. No that's not correct tit's, twohundred and eighty eight SA so can't line it a calculator havry.

What is one thousand nine hundred andninety nine on Tusa, nine hundren and ninety nine times three times three. Just give me give me a minute I did. I do Didi get a deded TIR B, three thousand nine hundred. Ninetyeight INCR, Oh shit. I forgot the other one,that's just fiethousand D: Ninety nine and seven yeah. I forgot the other Ohundred and ninety nine smone is what is eight point. Five divided by point five. Seventeen. I genuinely don't know that makes sense though. Yes, yes, itis okay, every ask what is point. Five dividedby eight point: Five divided fiteigt point: Five Fuck, that's the opposite!Give me the either the high the highest number on,because it the big Numel, give me the highest number like the first number.That is not Dezero. Okay, point five divided by eight point. Five is like: Why did some one get theeasyone? I am he he he he just cris oudegd coing withseventeen. Two can't do that. One more question, thats O I can't do mathinit- would havebeen five. It was ale, correct to I zeo point zero five and I said of the firstnumber that is not in Cero, so five would have been the correct answerblack. Why did I say seventeen? I don't know why good thing, I'm not taking my masterBuoma. How good are you a multiplication? If I'm going? To be honest, I didn'tlearn it past. The third grade, how you reseek to tell me what twelve its times all the way afterTolv so twelve times, once o Tim, two sometimes three tell tims four telv tin,five okaytwelve, twenty four. Thirty...

...six, forty eight sixty seventy two, eighty four, I'm tired! How many have I done? Nseveneight I'm got ou to eight okay for ninety six, one hundred a D, eight hundred andtwenty o hundred and twenty two onedtwwenty four wait that doesn't work because twelveten molso forty eight I fuck up somewhere Sund and twenty was the Rast CCTAN. Soand then it was one thirty two an hundred and forty four, oh yeah. I seethat every how good at you at your squared I'm better, it's weird with theels Huh, pretty decent cool. I need you to gofrom one cubed to Tan Cube. Oh my Jesus, I don't know how backgradsthat's no care, that's cubed! I know I wanted something that would bedifficult. Okay, one two three M, so you're only going up to ten justbecause the numbers get way: Hanger, yeah, okay, one eight twenty, seven, sixty four hundred, a twenty five. How do I not know this? I only know upto five. I think I had a loan up TI. I think, like sixyeah, thirty six time, six, thirty six months, hunred nd, eighty something I don't Kno Nyeah. That sounds about right, OtaaBeit to SOE, and I don't do but did O do e Babe,the Tiy. You can get up to eight I'll, give it to you just because of how tohigh this number, the feason ons. I wait. Okay, that is six and the Te, but I can already tellyou Tan e. You know what I like sapt bad I'll.Just take the out avery the forst one was right. Thesecond one was wrong. The third one was wrong and the last drone was wrong.Samon, the forst one was right. The second one was wrong. The third one wasright and the foth one was wrong. So SOMOAN by one won this game a to crown no O emia in Maut. Really you got the harderquestions because I'm bad at math. I had to give some on a bit moreokay. Itis actually not my fault that I'm bed...

...at moth, because I really try. I reallydo, but I cope yeah. I didn't learn it from grate four to grade nine. Somepeople just aren't like adept no wel. No, I geunely didn'thave math classes, it's O in your half, literally how r one thing you have to do, though, is you'll need to be able to count ifyou're going to be in a polyamis relationship, which is what I thoughtto so that Wuthat was incredible. Ten out of ten transition,I tried really on. I was like commenen transition to a topic. It was incredible. My eyes are making noise never mind, act, the close sory sweet, I start originating from the Greek polly andthe Latin a more. I think, pretty sure. That's how you say it. polymoryliterally means many loves, which I think is honestly like freaking immaculate, it's romantic as hell like.I love it. anyways, referring to the practice or desire for intimaterelationships with more than one partner. The consent of all partnersinvolved. polyamerous relationships can have any number of participants forsome people. POLYUMORIDY can be being in a relationship with multiple peopleor having two or more completely separate relationships, but only withthe consent of all parties involved. That is the only way that it can betechnically classified as like Pauly Amorous onsent is always good. Yes,consent is sexy is hell additionally, I'm doing fingergrunsalone in my room, anyways polyamor is not the same as Polygani, which isbeing married to two or more partners, and it is illegal in the US yeah. I don't know aboutCanda. I don't know it's a wil, because religious groups made it bad anyways.Well, that's ridiculous! ANYWAYS! In reference to a health line, articlepolly polyamerous relationships come down to forescential components. Ohthere's a healphfuy marticle about that. Okay, anyways WOA trust which can be built ind nurturedthrough kept promises, practicing SAFESEX and having open communicationabout new partners, which leads to communication, which can bestrengthened through open, honest and frequent communication about yourphysical and emotional states in healthy ways, consent which of course,would not make the relationship pollyamerus and always needs to beconsidered and mutual respect, which goes which goes without saying not onlylooking out for your own self, but you...

...and your partner should be fullyin andand undoubtedly respectful to each other. I did. I thought you had more, thoughmy brain was like wake respect: okay, bringlever Brin, Gobo. Well, somepeople continue to be suspicious. I had O change the world every word because Icouldn't say it so I da no and believe that monogrammy in the right way is the right way,which of course, is not true. I recent sed. He has shown that appronxin fourto five percent of American adult.

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