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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBTQ+ Podcast; MLM history

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Hello and Welcome our tiny gays. Today, we talked about MLM history, and no it is not multi-leveling marketing (we are very sorry). We talked about a lot in this epsiode and really enjoyed making it, so give it a listen!. We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! Remember you are vaild as fuck, and stay gay.

Twitter: @LGBT_deck

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone, Jesse,

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello, comrades, welcome back tothe House of Guards podcast and lgbtq plus podcast. I'm one of your hosts. Yes, I use hey. They pronouns and I just found out why. It's called brokeback mountain. Oh my God, so god like existed forseventeen years and I just didn't know. By the I want to talk aboutsomething about broke back mount I don't know if it's in the paragraph because Ihonestly I was sleeping and then I woke up and I was like I shouldreally read my pots, so I'll read it for I say it anyway.I don't think it's my introduction, so I'm going to shut up now.It's not hi. I'm Simone. I use she. They pronouns, andsometimes I'm a little bit fruity. I think you're gonna say I sometimes cometimes. I thought you miss it. I sometimes you see him pronouns.I was like yeah, you do, yeah, I think I don't seehim. I use little laugh Awfu. Sorry, I'm sorry, I amI used her pronounce I'm also a little bit fruity, limps wrist and Idon't do the sex. So that is the best way to ever say I'masexual. Hello, I like that you guys are like introducing your sexuality.I was like, I found out why it's called brokeback mouth, I thought, which I guess it is kind of introducing my sexuality. Hi, I'myou'll final host. My name is Jockson Jackson, Joe, jerks O,Jerkal, just. I use he them pronouns and I've decided I am I'mcoming out so that I can be in the change room with the rape manand experience what it's like to actually have a romance with a man triment.That is true, though, straight out of the GAYEST man I know.Apparently in the showers they have sword fights. They do with okay, showers atyour schools. Know this is at the hockey tournaments, and they likewhoever, apparently the best rookie gets. Just on what. I am disconnectingthings, conversation. I think you're so hide to best. I am justassociating because because the kid who did it is definitely a kid who would dothat, I can conform it. Just don't or justus on someone. Juston. Oh, it's red, people cry. Where can you find salemedia? Please? I don't really want to promote our social media. Nownobody find us, never speak to me ever again. Where you can neverspeak to me ever again is on instagrams of cards, lgbt deck. That'stotally wrong. Also, I have a thing I want to stand. Wait, wait, okay, so where you can never contact me ever again isat House of cards, under score deck, on instagram something. Oh my God, I forget the instagram. anyways, on twitter it's lgbt underscore deck,and on Tick Tock it's passive cards. PODCAST. I want to talk abouthow simone will promote only fast and talk about so many things like that, but I use sex safe wards and I get in trouble. Jessus nota sex would you rather be? I said come, yeah, okay,exactly. I would rather not have that...

...conversation at all. I just don'tlike PA. I would rather sorry to like, yeah, we've had thisconversation about like how Dick's ugly. They are not. So only I wasgay is. I was like, yeah, boots, yeah, just skin.No, that's how I knew what Nob like. That's you like whenyou look at a penis and like that thing is ugly. I love it. Oh my God. Yeah, right, past page for my school. Now, why am I call conversations right now? Because I don't know.That's a sexual do we talk about all the level marketing? Yeah, Ihate practice a sexuality, but not by choice. Me Too, me too. Also, market level, mult Levy, Lt level. Dude, wait tellingyou, I seriously need to hire such I'm useless to multi level marketing. Are Toss way where? I have a question. Yeah, yes,Brook back. I'm guessing brokeback mountain is in here right. Yeah, that'sall. I just which which Potin now you wrote it and your oath.My thought the first one, the second. Oh, it's yeah, there's Ican talk about it then, easy. Okay, anyway. Yeah, sowe're going to talk about how you can topple capitalism. All become capitalismby multilevel marketing. My aunt is actually part of several pyramid schemes. Ihave a question. What is me? Walt no jess for St Jest ForceLesson of Marketing. You pretend you know what you're doing, but no oneknows what they're doing. They're all just there to make money and kill people. Okay, but if I say hell yeah, Mlm, beaning like HellYeah, I'm gay, people are going to start thinking that I like docapitalisms and I don't want that. I'm bestie. You do do capitalism.You bought a bunch of DD books. Incorrect, I stolen. I'm getting. I did do that. This is not this is not incrimination. We'regot. We got. I'm called the fully savor. This is the wholeplant. The fuck up. Just stost every open up anyway. Anyway.Anyway, today we are not talking about Monty level marketing. So a seriousapologies to anyone who have been best bamboozled, Aka Jess, and looking for thosebusiness podcasts. All right, it's it was just me, it isjust you. All Right, the thank you for moving saveries a day andmy brains, like I know who or a smote actually out of how doI add a topic? Sorry, just smoke. We do it later.I'm trying to do the PODCAST. there. I added a column. So,anyway, business podcast is that's I mean, that's not us. Instead, we're going to talk about man loving man, or male loving male.alreadything similar to that, and it's going to be its history, or gayhistory. Wait, the gays existed for twom? I thought they only startedexisting when the covid vaccine was invented. They did. Oh, can't confirm. I was not gay until I got vaccinated. Scam, total scam,similar to our beautiful women love women at...

...history episode. Will will, let'snot that's someones brother this episode identifies himself as a lesbian. Anyways, thisepisode is going to do concepts from a five put series on history in thewestern eras. And that is where the Dick is. HORD. What whattry to do? What avery does? What she makes up weird drogs,but make it gay and it just Dick like a that goes both. Isthe French started gay? Of course I will never be ready. You allcaused me to lose years of my life span. Okay, no, areavery. Whenever you're riding myself. Loveday comes from the twelve century old Frenchword day, the whole on the day. No, English gay originally meant joyful, carefree, be bright and showy, and it's used commonly throughout the nineteencentury. Or like this definition. I forgot about the word. Definitionwas for. I was going to say description, but that was quite right. Yes, this is English. Major. Yep, that's me. I havea dictionary apple my phone around the fourteen century, the word gay begangathering associations of immorality, which I actually originally wrote it as immortality, butthat was wrong. That is true the days. And Yeah, and that'swar, atally five hundred years old. Yeah, in the seventeen century,gay became specific to mean addicted to pleasures and dissipations and implied unhabited by moralconstraints. Ergo, a gay woman meant prositored, a gay man meant awomanizer, and a gay house meant a brothel. Wait a minute, agay man bottom and either? Yes, just like. Don't you know gay? Yeah, like, but we do. Plus, it was four Bob Stars. I when just sleep with women. It's that easy. I love who. Hey, a house is a brothel, though, like, right, right, I thought that a prosy. Sorry, you know, I thoughtthat a brothel was a kind of hotel, because is it's a sexokay, guys, a brothel being called the Gay House makes sense. Theyare that is depth will. All the gay men went to Hano with theprose. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I hang out with all theprostitute. Sorry, go, come on your Jesus. Okay. anyways,gay begin to mean homosexuality. A few years after, Gay had earned anassociation with prostitution. What the fuck? Most gay men, our prostitute,that's true, wore confirm and me and Jackson whores, both minors. Okay, one of us being Avogia, and we will tell you who. Takea wild guess. Gay Boy then meant...

...a young man or boy who servedmale clients. Well, what a gay cat fucking was a young man orboy who apprenticed for a migrant worker and who commonly exchange sex and other servicesfor protection or guardianship prison. Sugar Daddy, Oh Sugar Daddy, and Chelia,Oh g sugar daddy. However, call babies gay cats. Yeah,that is the go that. Yes, yes, I accept all right,okay. So, however, gay was mostly associated with heterosexual impropriety and unconstraint. The first published use of the word gay to refer to homosexual was inone thousand nine hundred and twenty two, but it wasn't until the s thatthe transition was cemented. Gross Sin. Also, I've been doing in thewrists like every time someone says gay. I don't know if it did that. I have a dad like aggressively, I ties. I showed one ofthe like the straight boys, and they were like what does that mean?I was like guess, and they're like, you're throwing a basketball. So nowI think now he thinks that it's a basketball thing, so he'll justgo around doing that to people and it's really good. It's really great.Well, that's so good. The risk the good unto good overs. Okay, Um, that was discussing. Yeah, I vomited a little. I don'treal we've already discussed EMLM history in ancient Greece was whyly regarded with exceptedbecause ancient Greece was a fucking great place to be. An ancient Roman begedMLM pegging because you can't get pregnant pegging if you couldn't for some reason,be the bottom. Yeah, you can only beat a top. Don't knowthat. I'm so confused. Well, we can't really ask, can Itotally believe there was like most like rock, paper scissors. They're like hey,who's gonna be dishonored from the family? WHO's not rock take up? Gonnabe DISSOS, who's gonna Be Course Profession Coors? Please feel free tovisit our five part series and I'll do bt key, plass history and Westernearraws, as well as the rensassance. I wasn't in any of those.I wasn't. I wasn't ever it. I mean I was there doing therenaissance. You know, gay people can't die. I'm like a million yearsold, but like I wasn't there, you know, for the podcast.You know. Okay, this, you know. I'm still, you know, doing market level multi you know what, I'm never go to be able tosay it. I'm never going to be a level. People were reallybeing gay and doing crime during the renaissance. If you think for a second thatDa Vinci was straight, you can go fuck yourself. That's actually wesaid that in an episode, that he was gaying. I think actly whatwe said. I think we literally said if any consists that TA VINCI isnot gay, they can go. He literally he's literally painted dicks for aliving. Avery Was Da Vinci in a past life? What we owe?Yeah, I was a sad frenchwoman. Yeah, on very had like readingon me and I was a whore in the renaissance. I cord around andI did art. I'm glad to GI anyway. Well, you can sayironic lesbian joke time scissors were invented by a gay man. Goose not?I don't know, not scissoring you.

I don't understand the joke at whyit's ibro honor. Yeah, because you know how lesbians what. What?What's SCISSORING, Babe? When you do ours some crafts tower with your girlfriend? Uh Oh, oh, thank you. You know, like cutting out likethe snowflakes. This is great, a free what were you to say? Renaissance? Fact, you said from the renaissance. You can just waslike gay people existed. Thing. Oh, fun. Yeah, I know.I was just a Frenchwoman who wants me to deal with our issues andI might not. Will see how things go your next life. That's howspiteful I really said. Fuck me, I'm gonna fuck myself over anyways.Will suffer for eternity. Freak. Yeah, that's my head. Just gonna becontinuous. precolonization was the best time. Anyway. Moving on precolonization, thanksfor coming to the episode of sexuality was common. I'm on pre conquest, Latin America, CTILIZATIONS, sunch such as Aztecs, Mayas, no man, Mayans, Mayan's. I'M NOT MS it. I might be able tosay the thought. The fifth one, Kitcha, was you was want?I don't know. She's Zappo, TEX top and up by too bad,to Panamba, to Panama. Yes, of Brazil. Spanish conquerors were horrifiedby the fucking some Domina, a gay shit and reportedly punished indigenous people bypublicly executing, eliminating and archering them. Well, that just that, justsounds like some pedia vdsm shit. Oh Noo, Whoa, I'm I'm novanilla. It was like, it was like, actual, are you reallykinky if you don't get fun rtured to death by colonizers, the fun?I can't believe her joking about this. Oh my God, is not.Okay, I'm horrified by you all, because, look, China, inwhich home is sexual has been recorded since six hundred BC. Only six hundred. That must have been when they invented vaccines. Okay, that's what this. Vaccines Make you gay. Bullshit, guys. I mean my toxic aremember. Oh My, Oh, you just started that. Sorry, allright, good. China, Hunna, in which homosexuality has been recorded sixsix hundred BC, was common in for using youth. The ISMS is thatis that used by them us. I lived thought it was felt like thatUism. It's euphemisms is there's no there's no tea to report. Shut up. To prefer tour Homo Sexuality. Youth is mm includes the bitch and piece, the cut sleeve, the southern custom and more. Really you to brokebackmountain. Broke back. I want to...

...say my favorite thing about the moviebrokeback mountain is they straight baited people by one of the posters having the twolike wives with the two men. Don't the if you look up like postsare broke back mountain. They straight up straight baited everyone into going to watcha gay movie. Good, we're bating. No, straight. I mean,why the fuck else would it be called broke back mountain if, oh, okay, reading mountain. They were on. I thought they were onbroke back mountain, and then you know, no, they they broke their backson the mountain. Oh goodness, that sounds breful. That's that's mygoal in life. Think, wow, um, way, give me asexuality. Don't do anything you. I'm sending. I'm sending the poster inchat. This is they stripe baited everyone. They so did. Oh my God, wow, it's literally just Jake Jillenhall and his wife and new childand everyone's like, Oh, look at this nice, wholesome Foti, likeOh, they're they're, they're with your funny need on. My homies hateJ I don't know what he did to Taylor, sweet, sweet, butif I haven't see that, suck up. I actually recently learned what he did, kind of. I don't know what did I idea. Basically theirrelationship had like this weird power dynamic because he's like so much older than her, right, and so he manipulated her throughout the entire relationship because of thispower dynamic and it was just goofy and silly and he's sucks. Yeah,who feels definitely sucks stuck in this movie. That's a really I shut up.That's really ironic because out I hate my knee. Every be b ofthe podcast. Right, non, no podcast. Exactly. Homosexuality in Japanhas been reported for over one Pero years during the time of this Amurai andMon Mon ask not fuck. I'm not going to ride a lie. Iread that is a Mon, but MOLANA. Okay, I have caused the oceanof five on askest monastic way. Yeah, that sounds true. Ihave no saying that I can put honestly. No, that's wrong. Mono sticksounds like the thing that they test you for. Mono with monaster right. It's like when Buddhists were in monasteries. That's good. That's good. WhenBuddhist were in monasteries. Yeah, both of which we've discussed from previousepisode. Homosexuality and Samurai traditions what similar to ancient room in that young boyswere mentored by and served older men. Similarly, homosexuality and genitor fluidity hasbeen present in Thailand for many centuries, and Thai kings would have both maleand female pots. Mesopotamic Mezzo food to Manso, but mess so, Mestotamia, Messo Mesopotamia, Messu met Messa, my Dick K Massa ride with him, and history even has ancient Assyrian text containing fine prayers to bless homosexual relationships. We love that. WHO's he do? Aggressively typing? That's me, me, I'm aggressively crocheting anyway. I always aggressively tied because my computer saysso. Yeah, yeah, go for a bustie. This is coughing.I'm just whenever you're ready. As for North Fruity history encountered the lavender scare, which we did an episode on Self...

Promo, if you would like toknow more, the stonewall riots, which we also did an episode on Selfpromo. Li said, maybe really first Self Promo. Sorry, they're all theirseparate self promos. Yeah, you're right, exactly. The Canadian legalization of samesex marriage and two thousand five what the hell, I'm older than samesex marriage meets. We all, they really said we will all born,and they were like, we have to wait. I wasn't. I wasillegal for two years. No, you getting married with the legal for twoyears. Gay was nearly good at not illegal. Gay Marriage was illegal.Oh my God, God, fuck the US legalization of same sex marriage intwo thousand and fifteen, because Canada is only better than America by ten years. So tiny. Yeah, yeah, well, the laws pertaining to GSA's, which we also did an episode on and where we absolutely fucking trashed JasonKenny. So I recommend watching that, because me and all my homies hateJason Kenny. Facts. I met him. Did you like spit on him?No, but he he told me that I would get over my communismphase. What a weird thing to hear from a premier, to spend theentire weekend with him. It's it's not a phase, honey, but it'sthe fucking premire telling you that. Yeah, like it was. Why are youtelling me this? Wee just but did you tell them that you werea communist? My Dad mentioned it for no reason and he's like yeah,she's a little communist. He's like, she'll get over it. Oh myGod, I just casually comes out and conversation. What the fucking premiers ofAlberta? He's just like my daughter. She's a little bit, you know, like flex his wrist and everything. He's like, all, sweetheart,I had one, like God, I get over it. It's all guysit. They all got gay. It's because it was like know that itis really out of bucket. It was stamped to just any down knows yourpolitical ideation for the election. Like hello, yes, whenever you re. That'salways. We do these kinds of episodes to prove that lgbtq people havebeen around for centuries. We didn't just sprout up out of the ground onthe stone wall. Riots happened. We've always been around, always here.Shut up. What that ballot will always be around. And conclusion, rememberthe gays who fought for us. Remind yourselves as the gays were still fightingfor us today and always. What is this that I'm writing that? I'mreading your he said, wrote. I haven't seen that movie, so Idon't know. He got away. I'm Anna L improvided I have crossed hersand De Fan. I know ways. Know and remember, as always,that you are valid as fuck. All right, we're just printing the tirero and a shout out to Marsha p Johnson. Oh sorry, that cameout of nore. Yeah, just thanks for helping us with this episode.Always, shoid. Remember the gays that fought for us. The first oneI could think of was Martin Luther King,...

...but then I realized that he wasn'tgay, so that I was like, who I thinking of? Yeah,it was more shape Johnson. You know, whatever I hear Marsha pJohnson, I think about the musical number from big mouth. Oh my God, that that. I very much just like that show. I wow,because I feel like it's a little inappropriate. It's the point. No, really, I just yeah, yeah, I can watch it. Neither canI. Well, yeah, one of the main characters is literally called thehormone monster. To be totally make one showers. Anyway, my wonderful comrades, as just put it, it's catching on. I hope you enjoyed todayepisode and I hope that you will tune in next week to see whatever we'retalking about then, which, if I'm lucky, will be bublical, aimserwhat once, I can't even remember how my last segment because my brain isjust a fucking pride. Thank you for podcast. Today we're talking about theBible. You should be straight. That's so. This whole thing a ployfor version, like undercover this whole time, and that, my friends, isthe real Emmalab all long. Thank you, so thank you. Thankswatching as episode. We hope you enjoyed it and we hope to see younext week. If not, have a good rest of your life. Isthere any you know? Sad? If you join our multilevel marketing scheme,your valid as fuck. Xplains your pyramid scheme. Thank you for coming.I still might say wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, multi level marketing. Yes, amazing, I'm say.

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