House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode · 1 year ago

House of Cards: LGBTQ History: The Medieval Era

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! we talked about the gays in Medieval time, and heads up, was not very good. Chirstenarty was on the spread and with it, its homophoic vaules. Make sure to tune in next week to hear about the renaissance era! We hope to see you next week and if not, have a good rest of your life, and remember you are vaild as fuck

Written by Avery Ann
Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapism.  

All right, hi, welcome to the House. With cards. We are a gay podcast. I'm Simone, I use pronouns and I'm crocheing right now. We stand that so hard. Um, I'm a Veryann, I use she her pronouns, and I should probably knit. Actually thinking about that, thanks to moone. Hi, I'm Jackson. I'm your local myth. Man, that's rock. I'll go. I'll be a myth. I'm your local myth and this entire Notey, this's not it. That's all my that's half of my dice. Less than half, actually. You have too many dies. I have enough out. I will have too many dice when I fit an entire tapaware full of dice like a rubber make thing. Yeah, any more specific, because tupperware can just be anything, like a big, big one, like big, like a bigger than Simone's ass. Why is the goal? My mom used to fill up a rubber made men with hose water and then she would put me in it when it was super, super hot and I was a baby and I'm good feel swimming pool. So you could be like to drown me. I was like, Oh, thank you. Nope, she just put me out on the deck. Wow. Well, I'm realizing I didn't get a color of yarn for anxiety and I'm really upset about it. As I'm making I'm making a mood blanket. Oh, that's awesome. So it's like my mood every day or throughout third visit it. So sometimes I'll do three, depending on how I'm feeling. Today, I have a lot of energy. Wow, he won't just chasing the Serotonin as you do. Exactly. So I did something and either I'm going to raise the gays or I'm not, and we'll find out when I go to edit this episode. Oh No, what is it? I can't tell you that. Fear scared. Now. It's an experiment, Simone, and you do me a favor. No, I need you to stop crche not really, because you have these memories. Say just you just need to promote that. Okay, him, you can follow us on Instagram at House of cards, LGB or under fuck, under you or GBT. No, I'm not okay, is it understand no, no, hous underscore deck for Instagram, house...

...of cards, lgbt on twitter and House of cards on Tick Tock. NOPE, nope, not even close. No clothes. He has of caught LGBT. Okay, got it. Nice for the PODCAST, I don't I don't know if you got the SCRIMM. It was house of cards on the show podcast, which I think you said. But yeah, I don't know. Go follow us. They're, Um, I'm sure, lame if you guys don't know. Fun Little thing. It's been final weeks for almost all of us and the end will not find out. We followed us, but except for me. But I just got isolated from school. Agree. Is it you? Is it your final week to Bro I don't have a FA. Diplomas legally, don't you have to do that for you? Neither, like no, not. Most years I decided to get rid of them. It's not this year could be accepted. You had to at least know it was like last people have like their optional, but you had to. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you. I just remember talking to my thirty that and I like grade twelve, two years and like no. Some schools re cry with him, but not all. So look into your classes. Yeah, that email dropping out so much. Sure the majority, like you, sot have to write diplomas if you're home school. Um, yeah, but I can write them online. I don't know. Most you have to go and force and I believe no, dude, because of the covid like they're doing. I like, I talked to some of my friends. Oh, if code, if, yeah, if it's still like following covid online, then yeah, you'll have to. I think you can online, but if I just yeah, I want it again. Are we all? Aren't all of our schools online again? Um, yeah, mine is, and I actually just applied to be online permanently. Oh, like for the rest of high school. It's going to be great. I'm going to get a job and I'm going to work more on podcast its community so I can drop. But what was I thinking? If the commit Canadian government follows how it's planning and Covid is less prevalent by the by two thousand and twenty two, you will be forced to rest a home. It's an absolutely fucking not my guy. I'm not going to live through this shit and still to write my fucking finals. That's a hate crime. It's not a hate it, it's a hate crime. Oh my God, Dude, the only thing I got critiqued about all my report cards is how I write tests. I feel like you've been a bitch. Well, when I was trying with. All my report cards were about how I was too quiet. My teacher didn't think that I was socializing, Oh my God, and what I like to call the opposite of a bone out kid. So we all know, like the really elementary school and...

...then they suck in high school. HMM. I sucked in elementary school and I'm doing really well in high school. I only did well in elementary and middle school. I think is because I had a lot of social anxiety. So I was like such a suck up to the teacher. And then we didn't have to do tests really, so I was fine, but I am super bad at taking tests, like I cannot go over and edit them. I have to hand them in. It like it fries my brain to go and edit them. You're also like bisexual, so you're like you have to be a gifted kid, drown out. Yeah, I'm bisexual and I also have religious trauma. I figured out recently. I've been I've been uncovering a lot of memories. anyways, the fuck, like, I'm always like lit one in a Quarantini, but I'm more like one of us should play a clock that campaign, because cloak, they're really useful which actually came to prevalent last last session. But we all have religious trauma, so we wote. Yeah, I'm like, wait, why don't I play a clock? And I'm like, Oh, it's because religious trauma. I might play. Oh my goodness. Anyway. Anyway, anyway, get enough a day, because I I love crocheting so much. I'm a Stra sorry, sorry, I just learned how to do it and I'm just chasing the SAROTONINE. So good, amazing. I tried to teach myself how to crochet wants. It did not go well. It's actually hard. I mean to be fair. I'm doing a blanket. That's true. I tried. You know, it is hard. What. Yeah, no, I just like, you know, what's a pretty me? Okay, sorry, let's get into the podcast. No, no, no, what did you have? My Guy, I've a headache. That's what I have. I'm coming too the I've come to the realization. So I feel like on the PODCAST, here there comes the idiot, there's Simone who does the stupid stuff, and then there's me and avery, who kind of helps him. Oh, not do the stupid stuff. No, heart with averytile but when you go into Oh, realize like if you look to zoom out and see what we'll really like, it's normally the opposite. What do you mean? If it really mean avery doing something really dumb, it's more like you shouldn't do that. Well, like that? Sure, that's because I've already done this stupid thing I wro like to probably like yeah, we have so many stories. Is Because I had a fun time in middle school. I was like, for today's our frience, I decided I wanted an entire Palette to myself. Why they're good doesn't cause they're good. Yeah, don't as questions, but they didn't have any. So I was like fine, I'll have to get Sushi, and someone was like Sushi's good, though. Why, you said? I'm like, it's because the Sushi that I get from this place always gives me food poisoning. Okay, so why would you get the fucking Sushi if you know it gives you food? Yeah, that, yeah, I agree, because what's good?...

Like that's hot bitch shit, but also, like, don't you know, it's also really good. Putting a little bit too much for a saw with Sabby on it and my really entire face like aches, like as a fire. Is it I love it. Wait, I don't think I've ever had to one time. We do. You know when Sabby Spicy? I wouldn't say it's spicy. Loca doesn't give the same ascess to a spicy but like maybe the place by my house is weak sauce, then it has to be, because, like, if you put a little with Sabbi is known to be like you put a little bit on it and that's enough to satisfy you. No, dude, because like I'll eat the whole container once we're done having our Sushi. Yeah, your place is weak, then okay, because act like we're Sabbi from this was sappy from I don't want to say a place because I feel like it's like a mustard lamp. It's like a mustard. No, I like what country? I mean country that it's from. I'm not sure. Wait, we can doogle it. We have propos we have computers. Yeah, we can do have computers. I'm speaking like it's supposed to be, like I'm pretty sure it's supposed like I mostly know this from cars, through cost, to cost to movie. It cost. I God, that's such incredible source of my taking her one. No, it's like it's for everyone to talk to. It's well known that with Sabby supposed to be spicy, like you supposed to only have a little bit on it, which is why they give you so little, like if you have the right amount, it's supposed to be like a good flavor with a hand of spice. Not Really, but then I feel like me. You just dumb the whole thing and you feel as your face, like I don't have to like me. Yeah, apparently it originated in ancient times in Japan and misty rock Japanese river beds and where it still grows today, primarily, primarily in the Japanese Shizuoka Prefecture, as well as the I don't know how to say that, planes of something noise I'm looking for. Supposed to be spicy, like can I really Sabby is a spicy flavor? Yeah, yours is wrong because it's supposed to be spicy or someone doesn't have taste, but it's like, I mean I've had spicier like will sabby used to taste spicy land when I was a kid. I'm definitely yeah, I know for me with Sabby smelling or spicy, it's more of like I put too much on it and it feels a fire easy erupting from every hole in my body. No, it stirred up. Just doesn't phase. Mean, my guy, I'm gonna get, like I was hobby, your packet, like we want it the Sushi, because I don't. I'll eat the SCIE, not you. I'll give were sabby when you guys come. Oh, well, to say well, this will just say right, we're not going to like Keith. This like Oh, they get together all way. We can just say it. Yeah, we'll going. Simona Navy are coming over to my house. So yeah, we're all. Then we might do an eat in real life episode, which I think it's a que night with no no, when you...

...come, I'm gonna get you a Sabby that if my stepped up home, I'll like make he'll make it a sabb because he makes a really good with sobby. If not, I will see if you actually have no taste books. But Anyway, I think it's the difference. I don't have taste buds, dude. I just okay, so the way I dealt with emotional pain from a very young age is spicy food. So does like nothing really fazes me. Nothing can spicy to you anymore. No, I'm not really, like I've had a fuck. What was it? You know, ghost peppers and Carolina pepper peppers? Yeah, those, then you're you fucked up some of your spake taste pots. Maybe Carolina reapers, kind of it means it just means you fucked up the pot of Yotan that sent to spiciness. Well, I you little Lis in biology. I don't know if you've got to know yet, but you're alar on like the so do bio teacher. God bless him, I love him. He sucks though a teaching Oh, I think I learned it in the one about the limp tips system, about the blood system. You own like the ton has different areas for sensing different yeah, I don't. How did you? Why did you learn that in the lymphatics? Just because with the rest of the senses, I didn't have a unit for the senses. Really want about the ton there for I think it was it. It might have been during the dresser system, but we did learn about the ton of bit in the LYMPTOC systems because we have lipnoids basically in our mouth and we have salivo which helps deals with immune system, which is what the Olymps of them does. We talked about the mouth because the mouth is one of the things that protect bacteria from getting at the saliva all that. So that's why we talked about the ton of it, I think. Should we get into it? No, no, denied. No, okay, quick, before we get into it, I want to talk a bit about the series. So we've decided, well, I've I've I've execulatively decided. I've decided to canceling the podcast now. No, I realize that, like when we looked at like the arrows we wore, sadly subconsciously picking Western errors and that is not good to us. So this series will focus on western area eras and Western places when we get to the modern era, and then we'll do another about five part about five part series, depend on how many earrors will more in the eastern area and do one on them. Because really, if you look at it, Western views and eastern views have never exactly been very similar. I'm kind of so it's complete possible clete opposite of us. That's kind of what I'm a little as ivery. was that every gulsion or did avery since that? Well, what do you? What do you mean? You confused? Let me explain it. But like the eastern and Western thing, because, like, isn't it kind of like all...

...over Western called no evil could be considered medieval and a grease, I will almost completely Europe and a bit of Africa. The eastern has their own different eras and time periods for that. Yeah, like they had like at a Japan and St Hm. It wasn't like Yope with calling a time good. At a Japan it was medieval or that. Oh, last time I paid attention in social studies, when was when we were talking about Japan people. Hey, people at grade. I'm like, it's ninth grade for me. Wait, my school sucked. Yeah, I'm a questioned for avery. Did you think, like are like if it's somebody called us such an era this. It was like, Oh, it was never at the same time and never overlapped. Oh No, I was just confused by like the Western Eastern. Yeah, thanks, because, like I'm thinking of it as in terms of like direction. No, Western is like our culture. Like Western is like yeah, like it is sort of. So Western is basically like popularized. Yeah, anything popularized described as Moe Europe and York to sending countries. Okay, Eastone is more of like India, the eight, the content of Asia, and I think maybe even Africa is considered in that as well. Huh. But yeah, like the America's Europe and Oceania is considered Western, I believe, although a check on that before we go any for the but I just want to say that we will get a bit more into the eastern row of it, which I actually think is a very good thing for us to get into, because a lot of the population earth is part of in the east, not in Eastern culture and not in western COASTA. That is very true. I don't mean to be a hi simone, but you are starting. So all right, all right, off we're doing LGBTQ plus history throughout five eras. This is part it to the medieval and Middle Ages. Middle Ages and medieval times, which is a Shitty restaurant by the way. Never go there. It's in Florida. Lasted roughly between the fifth and fifteen centuries, ending at about the renaissance of basically like the dark ages ended. The Leonardo DiCaprio flourished. No, what? No, that's not even clothes. I mean like technically, yeah, but yeah, the wrong Bonardo, my friend. Well, no, because they are the same person. You can't change my mind. anyways. It was okay, doc age is renaissance. It was like doc age men evil ways, I right, set down...

...renaissance. Shut up. The renaissances are next one. anyways. The medieval era is mostly renowned for times of monarchs and Kingdoms, agricultural and labor innovation and the rise of Christianity through Europe, according to author John Boswell, the Roman Catholic Church. It's important because there's a lot of distinctions between Christianity. ANYWAYS, likely did not condemn homosexualities. They weren't against it the later in the era and actually had no special concern with it until about the twelve century. Like they really didn't care. Other cultures and Kingdoms, such as the visigothic kingdom, were homophobic all the way back to the sixth century, like the sorry to interrupt, just one to say that, because it's not there. That kingdom was in France. Just let's don't also done. You weren't interrupted. I was done. I can see the next page perfect. Yeah, Middle Ages is also, unfortunately, where punishment began to rise from being homosexual or directing way from natural law, which could include anything along the LGBTQ plus spectrum, which we do not buy. With that, well, we've always be getting punishment. It's kind of our pank. But yes, we get with your Jesus. That's where it comes from, because there's I love the activate sexuality. It's my favorite. AH, okay, avery getting in the thirteen century, France officially issued pastration for first time offenders of homosexuality, quote unquote, by fifteen thirty three. King Henry the eighth, I'm pretty sure that says eight. I can't really read Roman numerals, although the tech people it's a, it's a, it's a. It is eight because it's like five plus three. Yeah, anyways, so King Henry the eighth and acted the death penalty for sodomy, which basically was anal oral sex. Okay, and like it, really liked getting his Dick Sucks though. He really did. He really did. Let's be real and like honestly, like whenever they used sodomy, like during these times, it was, honestly, the mostly directed towards homosexuality. So it would they were pretty much like exclusive concepts. Unfortunately, any records is the husband to the famous musical six. Just yes, I got it. I love those songs. Vibes are off the...

...chart. I've never actually say like those Bybes, like we love each other, but we hate each other and we're going to kill each other one day. Oh my God, I mean, am Zon, you're not right. The odds the Hunger Games episode, I'd be dead, dead free stabs it. I made a needle through my eye. Moving on, unfortunately, many records of lesbianism or actually lost during the Middle Ages due to the belief that a male penis was a required for fulfilling sexual activity. And it's really interesting with this mindset, that male homosexuality wouldn't be considered twice as fulfilling. But that's a personal opinion in there to just kind of putting my Bo do like it says like due to the weave that the Memphis was, the male penis was requiet for fulfillment in sexual activity. I think that meant a male penis going in a vagina so to be considered twice as fulfilling the male penis without to go into the male penis, which is not a sexul, it is a king. Also, the would lesbians. Anyway, hi, hi, I vote to be guaranteed by avery. You should. Oh my God, look, it's the French royalty. Wait, why am I in lying with them? Ha Ha, twinner. Yeah, fucking, Oh my God, what no longer on her body. Prosecuted against homosexuality rose in the Middle Ages, reaching a height to the medieval inquisition, when good Christians and Proto protesting ounces. Shut Fuck Guy, homosexuality and satetisism. What was every I don't do my own research. I know it's wonderful vice. Was this all over Europe or in like a certain places? Um, that's a good question. I don't think I actually really looked into that. Isn't that your job? Jesus, I say something real quick. What is it? Game it can I say somewhere really quick? It's kind of gay. Oh, go for it. Okay, so a teen's actually, when a person was super disliked and they were about to be be headed, they would actually doll down the guillotine so that I would hurt more. But I'm good. Thing is.

But the thing is, when that happened, they wouldn't actually feel it because the first slam would paralyze them. I'm gonna say something about that at the end of the episode two, but I'm just gonna wait till the end because it doesn't quite fit anything. Sorry, Brain Gober. No, yours technic fitting. We were talking about gainting. Mine doesn't. Okay for anyway. So woke. He's a homeosexuality and Tychosm, which is kind of with a concept of homosexuality being a sin, was as fired from. It was also beginning to be seen as unnatural because it would not allow for reproduction. It all started because of this one asshole named Thomas. I'm going to butcher's last time on Popois. I could back. Yeah, we fucking hate him. We hate all my religions about this earth. He was born in wrote Crestacy, Italy, and died. Oh my God, why does this have five letters? Why is this? Why? Why is this city have five letters in its name? What the fuck not five? Let us five wards the never mind, go find his graveyard. MP on it. He was born yes one thousand two hundred and twenty five and died in one thousand two and seventy six, which I think is interesting because, like home was actually becoming a natural didn't happen like the middle like maybe it did, but mostly didn't happen the middle of Maydie of period, but started closer to the renaissance, which is kind of interesting. Also, this Vani created homo sex rality to be stality. So, all in all, terrible person. So yeah, thanks Thomas. We're making a SINNIS. Alternatively, though, on the other side of the spectrum, many Muslim poets from Arab lands, Arab blends right and in Persia ports pose, are right here first. So yeah, I thought so. I was like my friends like that's right, but brain said wrong and Poho wrote Boyd's Oh you odes to beautiful wine, boys and tatterns and Homo erotic themes will present in many works of Muslim literature from the Medieval Ages. Aka must so ballan, it's so boggers. Hearing Avery Sta poggers feels blasphemous. Anyways, Yo blasoms Asia, the patrician, was one individual from five hundred seventy six who spent twenty eight years in Constantinople dressing as a mill monk King Shit, and has been seen as a transgender sat in the LGBT community and icon. In the ninth century, an English monk known as Al Quinn of New York wrote Love Poe You, York, not to Mer of your this, your of Yourk know of your yet more invented New York...

...confongs are made of. Sorry, that's a couple. When was the Nice Century? It was in eight hundred a D to nine hundred eighty. And for some, even in Simon's brain, New York existed in that time. Why wouldn't it? See, York is forever. Wait, where was America found? Oh my God, okay, I'm just going to keep talking. Anyways, in the ninth century, and English monk known as Elkuin of York wrote love poems to other monks, despite the church condemning homosexuality and being assholes. In the eleven century, two men named Pedro Diaz and me, you know Vandilas, are married by a priest in the Kingdom of Leon Immaculate. I know someone named Leon. Okay, anyways. And then in there are even a and there are even accounts of polyamorous relationships between the King of France and two bishops known as Giovanni and Roldofo. Just so you know, the Kingdom of Leon was in what is now known as Spain. Justi you have an idea, and hopefully you know where the King of France is from? I don't can you tell me? England? Okay, I mean he might have been. You never know. This next part, this actually has never been truthfully confirmed. It's all speculation. But fourteen century the trial of a knight of templar began in third seven with the arrest of templars and the charges of heresy. Thought of me and idol tree, which is the worship of the vitals, and just a little kind of background. Basically, the knights of templar were like these Christian people who were like going against the church or something. They will gaze. Basically, we think they were gays. We think they were so, while it can't be known, for certain members, such as John of not going to say this right at all. I'm going to say Cougie, and that's definitely not right. Who to John of Fodi, Nicholas of Sarah and and Ralph, I'm sorry, Um and Ralph of Grandville have accounts of admitting to giving or receiving obscene in a kisses on the mouth, base of this mine and the Navel by other men. Another, William of, that's either giack or Giak, or maybe Gayak, even said that he had carnal which means like a physical need, which was also kind...

...of coined as like sexual relations with the Grand Master of the Knights of Templar, who was Jacques de Mole, and he end up being burned at the stake at the Notre Dame. And you know, if he was gay, at least there was some Karmic justice back in two thousand and nineteen true. Oh yeah, it's Notre Dam burnt. Sorry, I forgot about that. I hope it does. Feels like seven years ago. I feel like it dissolves to be borned. Well, honey, it already did it. Good, good, that is. That is God's way of saying, Hey, stop boring down other properties. You like fucks anyway. Looks well, well, nowhere will no one hears a white my vision go green. Well, nowhere near is exclusive, as the Greek or Roman eras, the middle and medieval ages seem to speak for themselves in Tom of oppression, Aka, they hated everyone, including the gays. To quickly reflect, we stand them up some and these we don't stand Thomas Asshole, and we think Calma, we think Kama, for is it for if? And thank Kama if, whatever his name is, the guy we talked about. It was in fact a homosexual. Thankfully, homosexually rises. I'm on the rings yet again. It our next episode will we will focus on the renaissance and too, of the world's most famous gay icons, me and small. I'm joking, Michelental, and you're Da Vinci Dev I also wanted to add in here quickly. So around the time period, a little farthering, but around this time period. It just have to happen. When the Tom Well, we're going to be talking about the will they get here? So if you don't know what the terms fake it means. It means pile of sticks, like bundle of sticks. And you maybe want why do we now associate with gay people? That's because gay people would be born to Bonne the witches. We were the we were the sticks for the witches. So it's meant as a a Tory term and say that gays all below witches. Wow, yeah, like we deserve to born but not get to have the presence like witches do. So had something to do with cigarettes. I'm sorry, it probably does again. Words Change, but the base of the woods for when it became over against Homo sexuality started with that. I'm sure cigarettes may play a pot into it a bit now, and also like a bundle of sticks, like cigarettes are.

Oh that's yeah, but how? Who? Related? I'm talking about how fake it got related to the gay people. That that's really awesome. God, I love eemology. So next time you got that is you should not love that. Next time you think about using the fake it, just remember the people that fall and because of who they will unless like it's like a word that's been used against you. No, if, okay, if a straight person calls you a fag it, gay people call them a Burrito's true, basally, like calls down. But don't you free to call yourself a fake it, but talk to other people and make sure people are comfortable with it as well. It can be a tone that is hospital, just like the word Queer, like we that we talked about as well. About that too. So, just if somebody calls you a slur, just like hit them. I don't. We do not condone violence. Do not hit someone. I individually know, Simone, you do not condoned violence. Do not hit people. Truly condone do not just sick. I'll pick you from the call, Simon. We endorse self defense. Yes, yes, but make sure it's taking your school to do so. If you're going to get in trouble for it, don't do it anyway. Don't use your fist. If try and buy a heavy water bottle so you can. Hydro flasks are really great for that. Actually, yeah, yeah, but I do think that's wait A. I think we had a good episode today. I think it was fun. I'm excited for the renaissance period and if you hear it, and I'm even more excited to teach avery that the that periods were not periods. That's actually a different episode. Go Watch them. Instruction episode that eras were not equal in different parts of the world in different constures. Now I knew that show. You didsters you next week. If not, have a good rest of your life. Is there anything else to add? The thing sell, fuck, yeah, Um and fuss that topic. Guys, so much for coming to say a gonna go kiss on his brave, go piss on Thomas is gave go piss on its grave. I hope he's a gay. By your name,.

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