House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast; Lesbians

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Today we played Rose and Thorn, Talk about lesbians. Today music was used by Epidmeic Sound, The Song was Pojections, By Daniel Gunnarson

Hey guys, this is Jackson. I'm just editing the podcast and we didn't talk about where our music is coming from. We get it from epidemic sound. Today we are using projected projection by Daniel gonna Soun, found on again on epidic sound anyway. So I just job you, guys. I hope you enjoy the video, the PODCAST, the episode and they guys go enjoy. Hey, y'all, welcome to the House of cards and LGBT podcast where, you know, we talked about gay shit facts. Yeah, are you? Come on if you want to introduce you, sale Um, hi, I'm summoned. Am currently playing with a Rubeo's cube because I'm for and my dog is ghosting me and I'm buying. I am Jackson, am Koil, and you know I had a slushy. I wish I had a slushy. I'll skip. I'm Averyan. My pronouns are she, her and I am the resident a sexual mom, any sexual mom, oh my love. Only accept social media. What does our social media's real quick you can find us on Instagram at House of cards underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck, on Patreon as just house of cards and our website is house of cards, lgbtcom website, and our Tumbler, which I finally have been remembered to say it's house of cards. You can check us out there. As a reminder. Again, let's say you're using spotify to listen to us, which is like really kind of you, something you probably don't have to do for us. But we are now on apple podcast. You can find us. They out by the same tag, but make sure you put a house of cards LGBT, or you will find a bunch of like other stuff that is not us facts. So try to put an LGBT on most of them. You'll find us by doing that. Yeah, a story. Did you also mention that we're on apple podcast now? Yes, I said. That's why I said the LGBT pot is because I tried it. I would like to try before we do it, just to make sure that it acts tools and it does. My Dad wanted to find name again cars, but it didn't tell the most part. Wow, and then felt I think we should have...

...called it, but anyways, you could shelton, so I don't my computity and register. Oh, sorry, what did you say? Oh, we were called the gay agenda, which I think should have called ourselves. I'm really mad about it. Actually think I feel like there's already a podcast called the gay agenda. There's a few, but they are not lgbt positives. Okay, do we have a game today? I think we're all just like tired. Yeah, we are. We are tired, but it's been a tiring week, you know. You know, there was a there was a funt Oh God, I had a game. You rather put the movie? You know, let's just say. Let's say, let's play. You have to say one good thing you love about yourself. So let's play a Rosema Thorne. So like a good thing about your week and a bad thing about your weekly. Do about thing. First of the end, on a good note, Ye know, it's more just ignore my idea. Find Yeah, I know, I'm good at that. So no one. Thing I hated about this week, and it sucked because I'm really negative here. I was so booked up that I did not have time to hang out with my friends. It was very sad, much I never get to hand out with my friends. Um, and the good thing was I started watching two gro girls and, Oh my God, Max is, I think a thing for trouble girls with dark hair. It's called trauma. But yes, my phone was probably things just won't going right. Snow Cane and like there's things not good week. My rose was probably I got I was pretty productive this week as good for you. Yeah, yes, Nice, okay, mine, I guess. Well, my shorn was that. Well, I had a I didn't say I had bad week, but you know, got a sinus cold right now, so maybe that's it. But you know, on a good note, I went to go see the original toy story in the theater yesterday and that was pretty awesome. There was a lot of like crude humor that...

I really missed out on. It was so it was so funny. I loved it. What I was in my crystal doings? Yeah, then, ill game. Okay, was pretty sweet. Actually, one thing I want to say is far listening about that, that are listening to this episode. Truck. What say what your rose in your foot was? We'll make sure to post on on twitter and instagram and stuff and you can tell. So there. What was your throne and rows of the week? We're getting we can hear about it because my crystals. I'm realizing it's going to look like I have a big dike of cocaine in my room. Some won you went want to do something, because you're glitching a lot, like you're probably a lot. It's because my headphones broke and I can't wear headphones now. It was like all we are doings. I think Satan just came into my computer for a second working. You are not debt. It sounds all right right now. Okay, the Election Day. We should talk about that. So, yeah, by this recording, it was announced yesterday, so this would have been two weeks ago. We literally again, we do pre record all of our episodes so that we're not rushing to finish them, to edit them and quick. But Biden has one which is making news for the LGBT community, for the POC community, for they're basically the minorities in the country's community. Is If you're not assist white man, it's pretty good. It's a win. It's a win. It's only the women wanted him, but like it's yeah, the Orange is out of the office. I do not understand how women's thing supports from. I'm sorry, because they'll people that like they push and they don't want other people that have been in Brusson either, and I'm honestly and so relieved, especially like with all that talk about day legalizing gay marriage and like, Oh my God, yeah, overly gonna waited. I bet you anything he's gonna still try and do it before he leaves, like he's gonna try and get it both, but you can't. It's actually quickly. So Biden one, but I'm going to quickly see if the Senate has been announced or not. Yeah, I'm not sure. Actually, I think they were leading more Republican when I had I think this Senate is Republican and I think the house. Yeah, the Senate is currently leaning Republican,...

...but there's no majority yet and the house is lean democratic by a law. Actually, here's helping. I don't think they're there because the Democrats only need like three more seats and then publicans need like a few, like twenty. That is so sexy. A marathon. Yeah, America, you looking pretty sexy today. Yeah, Nice, I like your pants still paint. I don't get the middle states are all just read. I just dumped so much salt into my toilet and it's not flushing. Fuck, why not? Today? Because when you cleanse crystals in Salt, you can't throw the salts back into it. You can't eat the solve right because then you'll have like the bad vibes. You have the bad vibes inside of you, though. Yeah, put in your garden because and it's of your property and you can't keep it just in a beggy because it'll affect you. So you got some flushed. Let's like this say so perfect. I want to go through this. So, California, the governor for California has no government. No, never mind, I lied. They are ruled by themselves. I gotta find one with a governor. Okay, I'm sorry. I looked at a governor, one governor, and he was like a Republican governessful, but he looks like, really like he was this white sister guy, and then the other one was a female, and I'm like, that shows you the difference between the parties. And actually, Um, kind of on that topic, I would just like to say there is a trans woman as a senator, there are two black gay men and the vice president is a woman of color, although, and I'll reminder there's a non binary Senate of governor or something, Malla Harris, because she's transphobic. But I mean, who Maula Harris, the vice president, cheese, will put transported? No, I totally believe that. The governor. I believe that the demo, like not the Democrat parties, but the blue swaying people, are going to sway home like they're gonna not stand with that shit it. I really hope so. But also I don't like finding. I heard, realize, I heard too many people say like we got finding in. Now he's gonna have to listen to us or else. So, yeah, are you in, but now you're going to have to do exactly what we say, or else, which we will kill you. We got rid of trump, we almost killed him. Will do the same to you. Oh my God. Okay, should we jump into our topic? Yes, yes, let us jump into a lovely topic today.

That's the relations les bows, Lea Gay but for pity. Honestly, I just have to say that like trend of like God saying like Oh, I want less beends or something on earth, and then an angel is like Oh, you got it, and then goes up and is like Oh, so I made lesbians and they're like what? And then it's just like back and forth. It's like less beans, no, less be no, let's beat I honestly, I love it. That is so funny. Oh my God, that's a Ryan vibe. So today we're going to be transporting you to the island of Lesbos, avery, if you want to start us off. Yep, I forgot that I was one starting. Okay, homosexuality is not just limited to gain men, but also gay women, who are more commonly or less hands and make up the L and LGBT. The term lesbian can be used to refer to sexual or romantic relationships between two or more women, women and is also a term of identity. Even though it's more common than such as bisexuality or ASEXUALITY, it gets just as much criticism as any other sexuality and is often the most fetishized, which is you anyways, and it's you anyways. It's you, and degrading to people who do identify that way. There are even some prejudiced studies in which mental disorders and Queer Women are compared to those in straight women, almost as though giving people reasons as to why they like women, which is you. That's disgusting, because we have childhood trauma. Yeah, that's why we'll get the orders. Let's be lesbiansm is that how you've been up? But LETSBIAN ISN'm lesbians is not the same as sapposexual and my saying that correct. That's sexual sexual slap me if I say are alone. I can't. which is romantic and social attraction to females, whole female appearing, though some lesbians and bisexuals may choose to use the Tom Saposexual. If I'm saying it correct. If not, tell me how to pronounced that. I am alone with some other conspiracies about lesbian. Some people have claimed they have more sexual risks than trance and straight women. It's a trans women, but that's not correct. And estimated one point five...

...percent of American women identify as US fans, and more and more women have actually identified as lesbian after being in a heterosexual marriage and or having children, which are just, you know, two fun facts. I felt that. I know. I read the article and I was like Whoa. Okay, then, amazing bill the tea. I guess it's spilt the team. Anyways, we say we love, just like every other identity we've talked about. The more the the MORST is to be comfortable with your partner, either Plata tonically, romantically or sexually, especially if you're new to the community and maybe haven't experienced as much as your partner. So like it. Just, you know, make sure you set up boundaries with whoever you're dating or like friends with, you know, just like make sure you have you know, just set boundaries. Make sure y'all are always comfortable, exactly, because that's almost the most fun. Not Speaking from the personal experience, and it's a lie, like what was being a lesbian can mean different things to different people, and whether or not you choose to identify yourself this way, it's valid and you're never at liberty. You never have to explain what your preferences are to somebody. Like just just be who you are. If you want to put a label on it, put a label on it. If you don't, that's cool. If you don't want to explain your label to anybody, don't do it, because those people who want you to explain it suck. They do. Let's suck fat eggs. That was such an odd insult. Oh my God, wait. Okay, so in like Middle School, this is one teacher who's really obsessed with Shakespeare. was like, we should start using Shakespearean language instead of curse words. And classrooms. So she fou like like, go fuck yourself, use goost like an egg, and every everyone did it. Absolutely credible. Go Suck an egg. The best time is that all of Shakespeare's works are honestly just really, really advanced Dick Jokes too. I know, I'm so mad because, like, I chose not to read Romeo and Juliet in her ten when we were studying it and instead I wrote it, like I reread it after her beforehand, so I didn't want to like read it and study it at the same time. So I don't like that, but I yeah, wanted to hear my English teacher tell me about all of the fucking innuendos in the Shakespeare novel mcbeth this year. Oh my God, maybe bath where so good? Is it really good? I I loved it personally, but you know, but lady mcbeckman, she's a top...

...just saying I'm really, really dumb with reading ran plays because I just can't comprehend the language. No, not even the language. If it was written as a novel, I think I'd be okay, but plays really fuck with me. They do. Do you ever know why it was? It just like they don't your brains, like no, nothing, like, no, you need drugs to do this. We need drugs. We don't. Can don't you drugs all, don't. You don't do drugs. Gives me a headache. So I meant a little. Yeah, we don't do drives. Wow, we actually we got through our topic fast, faster than I thought. I mean, I didn't really write down a lot. I couldn't really think of a lot of things to write. Actually, lesbian is a girls. Sorry, you a goal and you say women, then okay, Oh man, okay, we didn't go into like the history of Lesbianan as at all, but I think I know you know it. Then go into it. Yeah, do it like you know with US AFO and whatever. So, yeah, there was this island in the MED Mediterranean. Maybe was most yes, Lesbos. Anyways, there was this poet who wrote poems about women and how much she loved women, and historians were like, Oh my God, she had such good friendships. That's like all of gay coupulture. And after figuring out that, no, she didn't just have really good friendship, she was actually in love with women, scientists were like, Oh my God, homosexual love between like two women. We should call that lesbianism because it originated in Lesbos. It didn't originate there, but it was very popular there, and that's where Sappho was from, wasn't it? Yeah, Sap Oh, she was the poet. She's such an icon. I know we ever, just can relate all parts. We are who I want to be. Oh my God, her poems are supposed to be like sung with Um, like a flute. Really, yeah, I should have net. When we have five hundred, we're going to just we're just gonna read a bunch of her poems and sing them. Were I should read a bunch of her poems. Actually, I'll find one real quick to read out. Thank you, almost. You're really too sick. Now I could probably sing it. I just have to find one with like easy enough words. Okay, I think I can do this one. Okay, give me a sex got to get in the vibes. S. Yeah, vibes need not to be off. Okay, at noontime on the ears has bride with playing me fucking straight down.

Cricket, SAY UP A high witch says, please. Wait. Okay, don't know how that actually sounded, so we'll say that sounded fucking amazing. You take your own spotify can just post little song clips of you singing Tapos Pol. How Gay would that be? Do It, do it. Who It's you? I probabs Wan't, but okay, go off. I guess you won't Pussy. Do what you won't Pussy Nobles, Nobles. Dad started saying nobles for years too late. Oh my God, Oh my goodness, your dad. Wow, Dad, wow, dad, wow. Promo is cooking. Are we sponsored? Pay For an ad for we all sponsored? anyways. Yeah, we are so tired. We all tied. I'm sorry for this episode. This is not a high synergy what we wanted to tell to people. I think we're going to end up pretty sure it today. Yeah, yeah, thank you listening. Thank you for listening. Or mind it that you are valid as fuck, valid as Funk, valid as fun and fun, and you know, don't be gay. Do Crime, crime. We'll see you guys later, guys, bye, bye.

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