House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode 77 · 7 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast: Oscar Wilde

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! We talked about a lot, and all because Avery was not here to keep us on track. We talked about Jaxsons gender, Jesses loss dog story, how simone got robbed and finally why Rednecks, Milfs and iPad kids should take over the justice system. Our topic was on Oscar Wilde, a little gay man who wrote "The Picture of Dorian Gray". We hope you enjoyed this episode and rememer there will not be an episode next week! Remember you are vaild as fuck, and stay gay.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson, Avery and Simone, Jesse,

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello and welcome to the House of cards and lgbt Qia to plus podcast. Finally, Jackson, I use they him pronouns. There's been a few updates in my gender, but you know, that's just how it be. Gender just dropped. I updated my gender recently. If there's any random SNIFFING CARO AP episode, that's me. I'm deathly ill. If there's coughing, that's just on a Begga doritos. I thought you were going to say that's me because I'm smoking, and I said I was going to say I fucking wish I could say that justice of Legal Age. I am ee see, I am legal speaking. That too, that's just your she the pronance. Holy No, you em stand your gender again. I'm gonna Steal Everyone's pronouns by the end of this iris don't Jackson's. Yeah, what's talk with that? After just like say, anyway, I'm just the legal one. I make a Pronoun owns. Yeah, me and SMONO. I legal immigrants. Actually, what? Well, no, that's not wait, someone really immigrants. Apparently, when I didn't know those, imagine not knowing like I s calls you and they're like listen, row and you're like, Oh shit, I thought I was born here. That happens. Yeah, because like really think you're a baby and the babies and don't remember it. Only I'm tone deaf. I us that and I have a wild stories tell y'all, but that's that's for work. It let's let's. Let's talk about our social media's. I got a few updates, simone, you can talk about a few updates and then we'll get into the coolest story and then we'll talk about the topic what like, if you have any life updates you want to quokly say, like I'm gay. I don't know. But Anyway, social man, how you sound like you've smoked six bags of cocaine at the same time. Do I actually know? I'm your you've mostly different. That's because I'm sick Homeye, I know it was. I was just like, sounds like a half pitch higher. Yeah, that's what happens. Bad. Anyway, it's not bad at all. reactually. Yeah, it sounds like a new social media really you can follow us that. You can follow us on social media, on Instagram at House of cards underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck. Tick Tock. As House of cards thoughts. Nope, LGBT, Yep, house of cards. LGBT. You got and on Youtube as house of cards and lgbt deck. Yep. I think you're just I think with the TCHUCK. You just keep second guessing yourself. No, because I care. I kind of remember which one it is. I nose between PODCASTS. Yeah, but I think you know it's such a bet. But you're like but, because you've been rotten so many but because you've been run so many times, you're like, no, it's not LGBT, it's podcast, because that's what my brain does, like when you get Huh, who wrote Tortillos on the dock? I put on Dick in a bag of dorty Doo's dortia Um, not DARATO's dirtio's. So, Mike Wolfe update and how just all my gender. I was hi, I am broke, bleeping through their top windows,...

...through their attic, and then I snucked down, climbed like on the roof like a fucking like you know, the you know, and herred a Tarry, when the mom gets possessed and she's like floating up and then she starts banging her head on the attic wall. That was me. But it was like I was banging my head on Jackson and then I stole his gender. You're wedding, but it start in the end. I am now it's like my phone has haven't changed, but like the identification. As you know, I'm no longer a guy. I'm now done by yeah, we put pronouns to the exacts, but pronouns of the exact same. Welcome to the group. And it was really funny because I remember like yes, started out this way then slowly morphed. Oh yeah, no, I started out with the day them and then I was like, Oh, maybe he's okay, and then I was like, okay, what about they? He and then I was like, oh, but he's really good, though I don't want to be fully him because I don't want to be a man. But and like you want to be you want to be a boy in the way that a Dannie lane is a flower exactly. Yeah, that you just want to be like a little boy instead of a man. But you know, I just also awful. I think this is really important. I get to go to a high school dance after this, so excited. Also, high school dance since Middle School, like like this is a dance will, like the head teacher is like, they just don't need tack to run, like the teachers literally like, as as long as we can't visibly see it, we're not going to care. Did you'll let do what I said? Yeah, no, I said I haven't gone to a high school dance since Middle School. He'd same, though. Best See, I haven't gone to like a school dance since middle school. Yeah, he's going to high school dances and we had this one up, like we had this one Juno High Kid. I don't know why he was but he was the one who basically set up the entire dance. It was this kid and two girls. I think because I had class, I was this was go up to school and set it up and then they just did it and I was like, I thought this we supped to wait till I'm just will best. He's but anyway, I'm Sitar Lung Fail. My brother has covid. My lungs are inteed failing. She Shit, you said that like a youtuber. That's like going over like a whole midy or something, and like and then my brother has covid and my lungs are indeed failing, and then over here like just like just rushing. But before well, am I dad, we should talk about my march. Hang on, my dad bought US blizzards last night and it was so good. They put crack in the cookie dough. Blizzard student, not ice. I swear cookie dough shit is they pull crack in that shit. Dude, literally write anything, anything, cookie dough or Caramel, until you're ratold enough times. Then it's that. That's trus take tasting like moonsand anyway, it does kind of feel like that, like sand. Yeah, I forgot about that. Sorry, Jess, before you go on, I know you got a story. I Love You, but I've realized, and I realized this. We have really talked about that. We have march. Oh yeah, we have much. We like a lot we don't like. I talked about that. It's gonna come see talk about it a lot soon. That we have a lot of it like, like we have a lot planned what we want to do, but we've never actually like. We have stickers. Ye, have stick guys. We have stickers. House of called something, you know, before we promoted it. You should probably check. I was looking for it in the mere it. We have stickers. One of them...

...said valid is fuck, but fuck is censored so you can have it and not get called out. I'm still waiting for the uncensored version. Wait, okay, hang on, do you this is totally off topic. Do you guys know the Canadian entire brands drink? No, okay, so, like you know how there's everything. The only like Frank I know is frank a arrow. Continue like there's potato chips, school supplies, welding tools, etc. So I found Frank Mindy eggs and the tagline is frank cracks you up and they're so good. Frank put cracking the mini eggs. I think Frank Franklin don't want a crack. What is it jaw right now? I stopped listening and then I tuned him. I guess dating crack with jobster. anyways. Oh, I found the website clipping. We had to actively search for our website to it was by house of cards, Dot Company, dot site, and you can buy currently three stickers from the two hundred and twenty five. You got our classic logo, a closet friendly legos. If you aren't ever yet, how Ab our logo and all valid as fuck, which is sensor so you can take into school. Will of course, up planning more, but we just would have them yet. So feel free to order one or two or all three. All Fun will go twist the podcast and making this better content for you guys. Anyway, wait, what I should link again, because I tried to look it up, but it doesn't exist. By House of cards, dot company outside, by House of cards coompany. Are you spelling it all right? That Exist? I literally typed it in the buy buy Bob. Why? I thought it was like you can buy us. So which do you? Why? H O u, s e ofcards, Dotcompany, coob an? Why Dot site? Spike? Stop? Six of them eating these minigs with I stole from an NBA I hooked up with. Anyway. Was it? Was it me did we yea and I stole your chopsticks, motherfucker. Actually, I go by our merch anyway. Yes, your story. More, more merch coming soon, hopefully if I can get on my shit. So my story. Okay, so I how do we? How do we? How do we get this? So I was driving home from school, not by myself. My Dad is driving because I don't have a driver's license because I'm gay and I'm afraid to drive. Not driming without always or a car, because I also don't have a car. You'll figure it out your spot. I was just like like wall sitting, but like without the wall and like pushing myself forward now, um, like I was pretending to be a like sitting in a car, but I wasn't. On us. My Dad is driving home from school and we like turn into like our neighborhood or whatever, and there was like the school bus and it was in the middle of the road, but like not really in the middle. It was kind of on an angle, and we were like, what the Hell is going on here? There's no kids that were like getting out of the school bus or anything. We were like shit, maybe a broke down or something like. What's going on? So I kind of like poke my head of the window and there's a dog and it's like standing at the like the school bus doors. Were like Oh, that's so cute or whatever, and like there's a driveway like right next to where the school buses and there's two old people outside there like sweeping the gravel away from their driveway or whatever. So we assumed it was their dog. So the one of the like old woman goes over and she kind of like, you know,...

...like claps at him and the dog like runs away or whatever, when I'm like okay, that's their dog. And then the dog comes over to our car. And so I am a dog addict. If I see a dog, I must pet it legally. So I immediately got out of the car and I was like look at this, lad the carstone moving. The car was to know my dad had stopped. At this point, the dog would not get close to me. It was barking, freaking out, all sorts of cracked up or whatever, and we're like, Huh, that's weird because it keeps getting really close to the car and when my dad put his arm out of the window, the dog would like jump up and like Lick my dad's hand or whatever like. So the dog only wanted to be around people who were in some sort of vehicle. It was like addicted to vehicles or whatever, which was kind of weird relatable me when a man is in a car. I thought the plot twist was just going to be like yeah, so it was a wolf. I know, oh honey, they're like six plot twists. So I eventually chase this dog down to like right in front of our driveway and still won't come close to me. And then these three boys that live in our neighborhood come around the corner and they're all on their bikes and they're like, Oh, is that your dog? And I we were like no, they're like Oho dogs. They were like our all gonna know and they're like Oh, we fucking kidnap did I was like do you know who's talking is? They're like no, I never seen this dog before. We were like okay, that's kind of weird because like our neighborhood is like it's not a small neighborhood, but there's like we yeah, you know, you know, you're like, Oh that dog that. I've seen this dog before, like you know when bitches got dogs exactly, especially me who's pet all of those dogs, and like this is a new one on the radar. It was some sort of like border Collie, Australian shepherd mix, I don't know, but it she was very, very pretty and very sweet. So I told my dad, I'm like, go inside and like grab like a treat or like a bribe or something, and the right one. I bribe the dog. The interesting was, though, there was the kids that were sitting on their bike and the dog went up right next to the kids when they were on their bike, but the second they got off of the bike, the dog was touched, suddenly terrified of them. It was m like confusing beyond all belief. So eventually we bribe the dog to the or to our garage and we give it some food and water. We get in a like the outside patio, like on the top floor or whatever, and my dad sends out an email to the entire neighborhood, like and he sends a picture. He's like Yoh, who's dogs this come get old dog and any time, this dog is kind of warmed up to us. At this point she's super sweet. She's running around just having a good time. It was pretty clear that she had been outside for a while, like she was pretty dirty and when we gave her food and water, she was like lapping that shit up. Like I was worried that maybe she was astray or like she got abandoned or something and she hadn't eaten her had any water in a while. That's was my main concern, that she had been neglected. But like she was, other than that, in good shape. She just looked like she had been running around the neighborhood for the last four hours. So eventually somebody replies and they say, Oh, I know who's dog that is. This is their house number and this is the owners and this is their phone number. So we're like okay. So we drive over dogs in the car and we get there and the three boys that like kind of helped us get the dog in the garage, they went to the house like before us and when we got there, we like drove up the driveway. The oldest kid comes up to me and he goes, yeah, the doors wide open and nobody's home. Oh. So I'm like, well, Shit,...

...that's why the dog got up. By the way, it doesn't have a collar. Oh Oh, doesn't have a caller, doesn't have any sort of like identification on it or anything. Literally looks like I just walked out of the fucking swamp or something. So I I don't feel like that too, but Dyvid, I think we have a chip in them. So they go to the bed. It's like call this number. Yeah, no, but like didn't have a collar there. This House Wide Open. They had just moved in, so you could see like construction, like there was like construction going on outside and inside. So I like peer my head in the wide open doors and I'm like, hello, is anyone home? We got your dog. I can keep her though, if you want. She's fun. I like her. Nobody's there. So we're like confused as hell and I look at the door and it was very it was very clearly locked at one point and it looks like there was some damage to it. So I was like, Oh Shit, they've been broken into, which is not uncommon, especially around these neighborhoods, when you first moved in. It happened at my house where I live right now, when we moved in First, or would my dad moved in first, like a week later, he was broken into, because oftentimes when you're first moving in you don't have like really good security and stuff like that. You're usually like out and about a lot, so that's when they usually like to do that. So I was like, I was like Hey, dad, we have to call on one one. They've been broken into, nobody's here or whatever, and he's like, Oh, okay, so he emails the number. Okay, and the police were never called, by the way. Oh my God. He emails the number and the the guy replies and he's like yeah, I'll be there in a minute. And then a truck pulls up to the driveway. Oh God that like Hey, who are you? And he's like, Oh hey, I'm a friend of theirs. I could take the dog from here if you want, and I'm like no, don't trust this. It turned out he was a friend of theirs, but like the way he said it was very much like hey, I'm this kids uncle and I'm here to pick him up from daycare. You can just give me the you know, like yeah, your mom told me to pick you up, so come with you. Like it was very sketchy. That's how I want to pick it from university one day. I'm you're older. So we wait with this dog for like twenty minutes or whatever, and then finally the owner comes home and he's like what the Shit? Doors Wide Open, and so he's telling us like all the stuff, like so apparently his wife is on vacation. This is the first time she's left him in the dog home alone, because the dog is like really new and she's like fuming at him. By the way, they also have a camera. That's like the dog get robbed. Like well, so they have a they have a camera pointed at the door, right, yeah, so we're like okay, yeah, no, check it and see if if somebody broke in, like if you can see who it was. Y'All want to fucking know what happened. The dog did it. The wind was so intense it blew the doors open, just laying there. Then some of the all of the DOS open, like with rat like the dog was in front of it, saw them open and was like, Oh shit, I guess we go in now. Keep in mind this was like four hours ago because the dad's been at work since night a am. Oh my God, so God was really just spiting this entire family the whole time. Yeah, what the fuck. So, but you to call the police in pleae. Were like it was the wind, though, wind robbed the house. Well, no, because it really looked like it. And then he was like that...

...was there when we first moved in, and I was like really, he was like yeah, no, the previous owners got broken into, and I was like so then what happens? And he closes the doors and gives it a gentle push and it blows open and he's like, I'm gonna check the footage that that makes sense. So that like honestly, if you saw a door open, nobody there, and also what the locks looked broken, that makes sense. That that makes sense to be like they got robbed. Yeah, no, especially since it's happened to us as well. I've seen this kind of situation before. This is like very like makes sense, or whatever makes sense. Why the dog would get out is, you know, I your neighborhood is very robbable. I heard is very robbable. I've never been my house has never been robbed, but we had a night where we we thought somewhere, not someone in our neighborhood, was going to because there was this car that just hip going up between me and my corner. So my family had to like lock the doors and like but and mom sister mony in case it will you know. Yeah, do you want to have my breaking story? Yeah, if just done right. Well, also think it was just hard and have a collar on because they had recently gotten a shot caller for the dog because they set up the like a perimeter or whatever. But it was really bulky, so the dad took it off when he left for work because it was like really bulky and the dog wasn't going to get out. HMM, everything went wrong for this family today. Everything I've gone wrong went wrong, and luckily I, being the like dog addict that I am just happy to be there, because every time I see you dog that doesn't have a not owner, I make my dad stop and I'm like we're bringing this home or figuring out where it lives and then we're taking it there every single time without fail, because I'm like, I will leave no dog astray. One of these times no one's going to comfort and then we're going to keep it. That's my hope. One of these times you're going to get rabies anyway, honestly. Also, I don't really like shot callers. Be Neither. No, they're not good, but like, yeah, for a big dog like that to be able to run around in the yard, and usually it trains the dog not to go new there's areas anyways, so they don't get changed very often. It's just when their first I didn't use it. Yeah, and it's awesome. I don't know, it's like being smacked with an electric flyswater. It's not terrible. Ll Um. Okay, so one night my mom has her car parked on the Dorgway and she has one of those things that can open the garage from her car right. HMM. Okay, so my brother was working late that night. He worked until about four am, around three hundred and thirty am, this dude breaks into my mom's car, opens the garage, starts rummaging around our shit. He comes in the house, he steals our house keys, he steals our male keys, he steals everything, not everything, but like all our keys and shit, which is really weird, and that he's looking through a garage. He steals her recycling. He steals some tools, and why then was and you can sell it. You can get money for it anyway. And he steals a tent. Oh, he was probably homeless around for it. My brother gets home. This guy is riding off with hit with our stuff on my brother's bike. My brother is in a bronco. He s he starts driving after this guy and he like ends up lightly tapping the bike with the car and the guy lies off and starts running. I can just imagine the fear that man felt when all of a sudden this like bread back teenager with a fucking mullet and a truck pulled up and just stared him down, and it's just like I'm gonna hit you. Yeah, it's okay, way to Broncho. It was a bronco. Is a four DRUNKO. It's like a jeep. I don't okay, that's not the entire story. It's very quick after this. So my mom hears this. Is My brother's laying on the horn...

...going after this guy, just like horn honking. Wakes up the entire neighborhood and my mom starts. My mom wakes up and starts running down the street barefoot after this guy and my dad's calling the cops. But across the street this little girl hasn't Softya, she's probably about eleven cheese. An IPAD kid and Um. So we ended up giving this video truth to police, but she reported this guy robbing our entire fucking raps arry on. The video is so funny and she has her led lights on and she's with her older sister, taken down by an ipad kid. This man, that an I pad kid, a redneck and a MILF. That's a superhero movie, Dude. The worst part is they never caught him. What's right like if they had all the shit? Everyone saw it. He looked like and they still never caught him. So what are you telling me is the only reason this failed is because of the cops. Yeah, well, big surprise. Yeah, and so there's this dude walking around with our house keys. Anyway, I think, I think personally, that we should allow the justice system to be handled sing handedly by IPAD, kids, mills and red next from now on, because clearly they are doing a better. We would have done so much more too. But then the post it arrives. They still any mom going to ripped him apart. Oh Dude, who man the strand steal my bro Spike? She'd needs I stroll. Imagine the fear of being chased by your mom and your brother whilst they're angry. That's such a genuinely terrifying thought, because I've never seen your mom anger like or well, your brother. Don't talk to him, nobody. Imagine like Simone's mom in like like pajamas, in without shoes, running towards you on the Baio road shorts. Oh No, I just carrying a Louisville slugger. If I said that's so hot, I shit myself. I scream, I drop everything in run. I would know whether or not to get down on one knee or just cry. I feel like I feel like you can slowly tell, like this guy just got cocky and cocky are. Oh yeah, dude, this like it's like street up came into our house. My dog slipped through the entire thing. To your dog is the most thanks given. He know, he probably woke up, saw the guy and then went back to bed. Like you. Wasn't even sleeping in my parents room, he was sleeping living room. He saw this dude, this guy full on. So it was like Nope, but the second your jest walk in, it's like intrude our Loah. Yeah, yeah, I know, the second, the second one of us is in the house, your dogs, like I am an attack mode. Now, I'm a ficial Ari. I am Calli, I am calling one one. I am not one. One is on the phone. Y'All go in in jail anyway. Talking about jail, let's talk about Oscar wild. Yeah, is that related? I don't know who lost. Yeah, yes, you yns went to prison for a very long time for sodomy, anyway, for being h yeah, wait, is sodomy just old term for Kay? Anyway, okay, hell, he like kissing other men. Sodomy mean kissing? He just like made for a for real. Um. While we've talked about Oscar awhild before, I never have the first time. I'm sure he's the he's the author of Dorian's painting, the picture Dorian Gray. Yeah, never heard of it. What it's fine, will send it, will send it to test. All Right, I've definitely heard the name before, though,...

...but anyways, he's a fruity Petudi. Put that Shit on my grave. We have actually talked about his lifestyle or his so gay was non conventually centered gothic novel on about a man who stakes his mortality and free will on a painting on him. I'm gonna Guess this is supposed to say, of him, that becomes marred whenever he does something bad. Wait, so like it, like Gus and so day. It was non consensual, really censored Gothic novel about a man who stakes his mortality and free will on a painting of him that becomes marred whenever he does something bad. A for I have some bad idea. I'm not just I have some bad idea. I text everything. You don't know, ask a wild. So she wants me to call you straight. J your stay. Oh, I'm straight. I'm straight. Yeah, yeah, you don't know. Ask a wild. Anyway, continue. OKAYM SIS up the serious typing testin every back you said. Okay, finish out. I'm trying. It's brilliant. Literally one of the best quotes is quote. was there some subtle affinity between but what would would between nick chemical atoms that shape themselves into form and color on the canvas and the soul that was within him? That's not that's some good foodish shit. Yeah, ive avery's been studying like every religion. So she is every religion. He's true. I'm religion. The more I read about this man, the boy I think this is just jess it might be so someone so onto the actual topic instead of just raving a homosexuals, even though that's literally topic and also what this podcast is. That's yeah, that's can we renaw homosexual rave? No, because they also talked about non homosexuals, like you know, me, Oscar wild was a twink of a man voting the eighteen hundreds in the aftermath of the English Romantics period. That was the only time the English people could find love. Ever since then they just can't find love. They don't have the teeth for it. Such princesses include Lord brought Lord Brian, Virginia Wolf and the fucking Queen of Science Fiction, Gothic litter herself, the Shining Star in the dock, and the revolutionary she author of Franklin, Sign Mary Shell it. I would like to announce that, at the time of this writing, avery had had three hours of sleep. Yeah, Avery's been going through a lot. So shore. So if you notice the scripts get a bit weird or just ignore it. We don't talk about it. Yeah, don't talk about it. Go go some sen send, send, Go, buy a march now. Go on, Merch don't make her feel better. University anyway. Yeah, Um, also, is he like me, because he's also a twink? That was my thought process. Yes, all right, yeah, that hurts. Poet Oscar Wild. Apparently, a twink of Lish is pretty queer. victio novel picture of Dooring Gray in one thousand eight hundred and ninety or something like that. Avery, who wrote this? I watch out, Jessy, we get it. I was thanking for accents. Hey, Jesse. Anyway, pretty partnered with the publishing company. They gave the usual publishers feel edits and stuff, but neglected to tell us for world,...

...the publishers record to strip the book of its explicit homosexual constant. They censored book without his permission and publish the censored version with that ever consulting him, because the Homo folks were too concerned about their public image, which dump dumb. It would have sold more copies, Ho me. Oh, in a hundred percent would. Do you know how much like I was talking about this, because I was talking about the Oscars and I was like, well, not, sex should have won music video of the year because of how like much attention it got. Yeah, that music videos singlehandedly destroyed the entire planet as we know it. It like two hours. No, that was global warming, Bestie, less than two hours, so we that was still global woming. Okay, we don't. Okay, leak aloud. This is so not fair. Now, lude from the picture of Dorian Gray, narrated by a man. I've always been my own master, but at least always been so till I met Dorian Gray. I'm gonna have to read this. Do you want to set over again or scientific purspose? I met the book. Oh by the way, just so you know, they have released abortion where it has the gay shit in it. Yeah, I know, that's what I need that immediately. Yes, yes, we're still recording. Yes, I know, it just reads doc. I'm just I'm just letting you get out, just get out. Yes, plans. You can't be here Jack the recording. Oh, justice, know, but I don't know how to explain it to you. Something seemed to tell me that fate had in store for me exquisite joys and exquisite sorrows. I knew that if I spoke to Dorian I would become absolutely devoted to him, and I ought not to speak to him. Should we do? Can I do a sexy reading of this on the podcast? I want you to know I told every you made that you're horny because of her. Now Self, I'm not too bad for the publishers. Oscar Wis went down in history as a gay icon who were objectively, I hilarious and vigorating gothic novel. In one thousand eight hundred and ninety five, Oscar wild was convicted of sodomy because he liked because, HMM, and they're both men and boys. Who? And they're both boys, and he would sen sister two years of labor where he probably had more gay sex than he's ever had in his entire life. Yeah, that's not a really good punishment for having sex with all of the game field with more gay men. Let's what, all the game that had a field together. Anyway, the funniest part, sweaty fun I was gonna say that, guys, this is best part. The funniest part was not. It wasn't funny, but objectively it was, is that the court trial that wasn't even about Oscar wild homosexuality. Oscar wild, who had been seeing a younger man named Bosey, originally sued Bosey's dad over something. Evidence Been Oscars while somebody was then revealed during the trial, and Oscar wild even tried to stop the trial, but was ultimately charged with twenty five accounts of gross undecity. Honestly, fucking was in the middle of suing his lover's Dad and they were like Ao, you get no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm leaving. Put stuff in suitcase. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. And then they put him in a field for two years. Boy, yet endless X. Anyway, Simone. Well, Oscar world was imprisoned because gay. He wrote and compiled, a comp a collection of letters to Bosey. Weight. Isn't that? It hit...

...anyway. Okay, that was wait, what do you mean? That's what he Hitler wrote in prison. Anyway. Hitler was never in prison. Yeah, he was. Let's when he wrote one cup, it was in prison. Yeah, next episode, we're doing history. Okay, anyway. Anyway. Well, Oscar wild was in prison because gay. He wrote and compiled the collection of letters to Boosey, his lover. Fun Fact. Oscar Wilde was only given like one sheet of paper per day or something like that. So the fact he actually compiled these at all is a feat. The letters, which he published in a collection called De profoundes in one thousand nine hundred and eighty five, depicts his personal experience of his relationship with Bosey, as well as the circumstances and actions leading to his prosecution. I'm on. I wanted to know so that, like Hitler was writing, like how he was planning on taking over Germany and the world s guy, he was. He tried about it's gay love. He wasn't writing that, he was just he was basically writing the equivalent of a Reddit Post. He was ranting and his personal diary, but all pretty much sending love letters to his gay lover, twink. Yeah, but they both wrote in prison anyway. Oscar Wilde is Adolf Hitler. Know what I was getting that is that hit was anyway. All. That's probably true as well. Had you anyway, man's what's stands, Oscar wild it's juice fruit doing from the the eighteen hundreds, author one of the most impressionable Gothic lassics of English Canon, and criminal of twenty five counts of gross indecency. I mean seriously, talk about life goals. That's going on the fucking fucket list. Was a gay man who we have talked about today, in case you haven't noticed, perhaps definitely, but Hitler a lot apparently bringing into bringing upon his own fate in a way, because apparent last words were a wallpaper and I are fighting to Deel to the death. Either it goes or I do, either in death and icon. Like I've Oscar wild you're valid as fuck. That man was going to fucking set fire to that wallpaper before it took him out. I think that's actually how he died, but that's true. That's that's how you should all live your lives and that's how I met your mother. So we've talked about a lot today. Oscar Wild's great love, the gay icon. Jess is going to become an Oscar wild fan boy. Yeah, I think I have my new what what did they call it? When when you're like there's a person and you're like, oh, this is like favorite pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm putting, I'm maddness to the kin list. Anyway, you don't know what it means, but you've made a tick. Talk About having a kind lest anyway by so. So we'RE gonna, we'RE gonna, we'RE gonna go. Thank you so much for this thing, today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it and we hope to see you next week. I know that we said this supposed to be at like like a cute, see little fucking announcement this week, but no, things went wrong. So that will happen eventually, but you know, we'll figure it out later, maybe next week. Maybe'll do next week. I talk about again. List Um. Anyway, have a good rest of your life. Is there anything else to add? Valid as fuck. So to something a free sech. Okay,.

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