House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBTQ podcast; Hermaphroditism

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! Jaxson, avery and simone talked about halloween and honestly just made fun of each other. Our topic of the day was Hermaphroditism and we really enjoyed it! We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hollow and welcome to a house of call it Lvptq podcast. My name is Jackson, I am one of your oath and this is me. That was I couldn't keep going. I had just stopped. I'm Jack said. I used to hear Pronoun He then pronounced and I'm not very smart. That's a lie. Oh yeah, that's a lie. Someone best to your next. Oh, hi, I'm summone. I use SI, they pronouns. I do not claim Jackson from two seconds ago. I am Brian. I used her pronouns. I'm your final host for this evening. I started making helloween decorations today. Who What did you make? I made so far for paper chains, when I'm going to make two more. That's so fut I made Frankenstein, which is called Ron's, and cats, oh my God, I did too spiders. I did a which is hat like a cat sitting on a moon, a ghost, and then a frog wearing a witch hat. Oh my God, and I'm going on my door. I love that so much. I know I'm so excited. I got a Hoodie with a frog riding a skateboard on it today. That is incredible and I want one. Yeah, that's the best thing I've ever heard. It's my favorite thing, that you're my favorite thing. I'm not a thing. Actually, you are...

...that. Yeah, that's technically true. I wouldn't be able to play Simone and scrabble. But yeah, because it's an own person, place or thing, can use the owns and scrabble. I'm a place, though. I have some I have some bad news. Everyone, old Ling Awn, when our old Davy remember rude. I've been playing scrabble since I was I think I was like six. My mom didn't like scrabble, so we never played it. Are you kidding me? SCRABBLE is my favorite board game. We played Yatsu, though. Oh my God, got sea slaps, Yacht. See fucks. We should play y'all. See. Oh my God, can we? We absolutely fucking should. Yes. Can we like play online or something? I don't got be played online card games, dot Ioh what it's like? My God, yeah, you, yeah, you can. We totally could. Yallah down in the game of Yachti a five of a kind. We're all dice show the same value, which is the highest scoring combination etymology coined by Milton Bradley Company in one thousand nine hundred and fifty six Yah. See down a probability game where players and mask coors depending on the value of the five dice they roll. You're the only dice I need. Your Mom's the only Dy. HMM, I'm sure's come up with a better joke. It's getting boring. Your Dad, yes, that's your sad. You're so much smart. You're so you're my stepmom, actually, your sister. That one's not as good. Step Step Mom, my dad. Those ones...

...were good. Step Dad is also funny. Yes, I mean I said grandma. So grandma is absolutely hilarious. Thank you everything. Thank you for making me feel included. Yes, so what if to we promoted? Yet now we all it. If you want some own failing at a job, hello, shut up. Wow. Um. If you want to follow us on social media, you can find us on Instagram at House of guards underscore podcast, on twitter at LGBT. Under my nail just fell off underscore death and on tick tock as house of cards podcast. Ricks amone's Nail, two thousand and twenty one. It's okay, I'll just bite the rest of them off. Good for you. We stand. We love being a powerful, independent woman. Look out and my teeth. That's kind of funny. I laugh. You laugh because you wish you were me. I laugh because I wish you had about what that one was glued to my skin. That heart a bit I wish. I laugh because I wish you had a butt. I don't. I know that's the issue. Best. Now I wish you didn't have a butt. Oh, I'm so confused at the dynamic here. Me and so on Hay each other, but we also love each other, but we also hate each other. It's not a lot. How could I forget? And also he makes from my ass like all the time, like nonstop, like constant. It's like he texted me just to say I have a four. I have before texted someone just to say you have a flat...

...ass. Yeah, that's very true. Wow, one time he sent a telegram to my house. It's saying telegram of Marilyn Monroe just to call. I hired Michael Jackson from the I hile. I hired Michael Jackson from the grade to go to Simone's house and say and say that you have a flat ass. I can't confirm or deny that one. You flew a carrier pigeon to Simone's window. I have sent the Zodiac Killer, Gary to and Gary Dare. We Love, carry, we stay. Don't actually Gary? Why? Why can't like that? We stand Gary. What. What do you have issues with? Gary, the Zodiac killer? I don't do what dance real killing? We don't have to set little thing. To Quote Shane, Ma Day, stop serial killing. Okay, but what if we want to serial kill way too? Also, quote Shane. But Ay, I love. Would cereal killers have like a fun little thing? I can't. I love ending. Let's talk it. Let's not get into this to day, because I don't want Avy to cry. Yet I'm already crying because, Oh wait, oh, I want to say. Okay, Um, I want to say spoilers, but for so you obviously haven't, Simone. Have you watched good Games yet? Oh yeah, I benched all of it in one night. Aby, can you leave the call? What? I want to spoil something, but I don't want avery to hear it. Unless you want spoils. I mean, I'll just pluck my ears, okay, or take...

...off your headphones. Now I got tap my headphones up because they were doing that thing. Okay, I've my ears. I still feel I still feel like leaving would be much easier I would give you all of my marvels in the Mabel game, because you would have a more likely chance of winning the game overall. What the Hell? No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would much better than me. Better than me, I would literally die on purpose. Know, you wouldn't. You'd live. If I died for you, you would totally live. No, yeah, I you would like survive for me. You'd make the after that is, the glass bridge, and I would have just looking sprinted full speed like just like fell and died, like split his fucking Maraines Open. Yeah, that's absolut actually kind of shore. You probably would. Yeah, but I would give you a lighter during the cookie game. No, honestly, I would. If I would team up with avery and then allow avy to win, but then avery be like wait, no, I have too many disorders and I'm too sick and I'm too cold. You have and then I'd really like you write you right, and then I would take him. Almost. What the fuck? Well, with Avery's you know, Avery's, you know, a little sick, sus she is. Maybe we let her. Oh, but she's lighter, so maybe she could stand on the broken glass meeting, you would say. Me and you would stand on the real glass and just it would shadow. Dude, it's shattered for everyone. Even don't know the real glass, like though, glass that's safe, the ten and glass. No, the glass that's real like that. Don't say it's tempered glass was safe, for real glass was not the tempered glass. Me and you would step on that and it would shadow. No, yeah, no, because I can hold the weight of two people at one time. I know I'm saying. Well, anyway, hopefully avery gets her fringers out of a home. Should we just keep talking till avery like eventually takes her no, texture, you text, raw,...

...you text. I. I'm literally doing everything. Most of the time I'm playing with Blue Tack. I will remove your name from producing on the PODCAST. Okay, besty, text, text avery. Oh Are you done? Someone's typing in the chat. Yeah, yes, we had a we had a full on fight about who should text you. I believe that I was like, as I had plug my ears, I found, I discovered an eighty vide tiny like little pimple in my ear and it took all of my willpower not to unplug my ears. Oh my God, good have happened? Thank you, who love. Okay, Oh, I fucked up. I'm dying. We're doing squid game for this episode. Yeah, we'll actually just playing squid game, realized in light, red light. Remember, avery. We don't want sports free. That's the like. What time is it, Mr Wolf? Yeah, we're just playing red light, green light, which is something in squid game. Hmm, I am gonna Watch it. It's so good it's literally get okay, on my to watch list. Okay, Wolf Game, right, what Wolf get? Oh, what time is it, Mr Wolf? Okay, what's the ment? What am I thinking about? Red Light, green light. No, Wolf came. I'm talking about Wolf. What time is it, Mr Wolf? We just clarified. That hits the bone. How do we play that again? I've haven't played until long. My brain is like, so, what time is it, Mr Wolf, and then they say a time, and then what do we do? They say like twelve o'clock, and then, if it's twelve o'clock,...

...then you take twelve steps. How do you lose if they say it's lunch time and they eat you? Yeah, then they turn around and need a chase you. Oh my God, I forgot about that, and then you have to run. Is there ever? Do we ever? was there? Of A safe zone, or did you just really? Well, there's just sex when you get past like the line that you started walking out or something. I should, I should. We should play. What next single fimus together, we should play. WHAT TIME DOES IT Mr Wolf? Oh God, lose every time. I never run. Me Too. There was no safe zone. When you play in a Bouncy Castle, it's just you bounce around until you die. Oh, excellent, we should get a bouncy castle. We should. Are you paying for it? We can all page in. I'm well, then you don't get to go in it. Yeah, I don't like. I don't like Balancy Castles. Oh, when win, then Jackson has the most money, though. That is true. I think I've the most table job. Yeah, yeah, you're right. So, so losing me is losing your financial support. The government still has not paid me for what? For having big titties? No, Oh, I don't know if I can say this on the podcast. I can edit it out if we want that. You would like work the poll? Yeah, like for working the election. Yeah, you already talked about it. Oh, podcast, I don't actually know if I was supposed to do that. I think it's looks fine. Yeah, I don't get why it wouldn't be. Okay, it's not like government propaganda. Well, this isn't fair. In Height, four five one. It could be. I don't know why...

I say four five one and not four hundred and fifty one. That's strange. Why not for hundred and fifty one? I mean valid, I believe. I believe it's because because it's in Fahrenheit, right, okay, and we live in Canada, where we use the correct temperature, Celsieyes, brains don't rather register that is like a temperature. So we registers maybe like decimal or just three numbers. Sing. My favorite correct temperature is like the third temperature thing that you learn in chemistry, Calvin. Yeah, that's like the most confut well, not confusing, but like the largest one. Yeah, I just feel like it's more accurate. Or why? I don't know. Because it doesn't have negatives. I guess that's true. It's valid. I guess the reason, but I feel like Celsius is more accurate, or not accurate, but it is better because we have a point of frozen, which I think is useful. HMM, instead of just not knowing, like, can you imagine how mean to figure out what frozen is with Calvins, you have to memorize a number. No, they tell it to you. It's like yeah, but you have to memorize remember it. You have to memorize. I'm about instead just remembering blow zero. Yeah, that hard to remember. When I was in chemistry, well, no, different. Yeah, I would have passed if I showed up. By the way, I failed that course with the twenty percent, but I was getting like s when I went. Best to your you, okay, no, wow, I went and I passed with a fifty two. Do you suffer from D push? Y'All know I suffered from my chemistry teacher hating me, and every time I asked a question, she would be like sorry, I don't understand what you're saying. Then somebody would ask the same question and she'd be like Oh,...

...it's so. It was spite. Yeah, I failed out of spite. That's about I so proud of you and I've never been happier in my entire life. But, speaking about never been happy in my entire life, let's talk about people who are different. What the fuck? I think was the second weirdest one that you've ever done. Actually, no, that's the weirdest that's like harder line offensive. My God, calling people different. H Well, we'd people are different. Some O that's offensive. It's like creating othersm my guy, other ISM, I hate to tell you, someone, I hate to tell you this, but me and you are different. The phrasing is a little bit. Others, though, is all I'm saying. In this specific context, I forget how the mouth of a skull is supposed to look. It does I look like anything. I don't understand, smane. Right now I don't understand your stepmomory. Now. You said that so awkwardly it made it not as funny as it only as I'm sorry, Bestie, I'm gonna yeah you didn't and wash it down with us of Tom Anyway, builders, and I said other people, different people, is because I looked at the wood. I the pronunciation left my brain. So a very how, our how do not have you know how to do this? It just makes me have an ideaism. Someone, though, just to takes me have an aneurysm just again. Force of all, being different isn't an issue. If you built different, you'll built different. Being considered other is not different,...

...you know, isn't the worst thing, unless you know the purpeously being homophobic, then you know, kill them and their family. But Simone. We'll kind of just waiting for you. Okay, I was like, I can't find you're gonna like introduce the top. Can See the topic. Anyways, as I can't say it, there is only one who can say it. We are talking about Hermaphroditism. Okay, we've touched briefly on this topic before on the podcast in our intersect episode, where we discussed exactly what people who are inner sex are and what kind of circumstances lead to being intersects, which her the all this is taking all of my brain power. A very hermaphroditism falls under we talked of. We talked about it in another episode which I can't exactly remember, but Jackson told us something about the term Hermaphrodite came from the Greek God Hermes. Why can I say that? Fine, like we discussed in our intersects episode, intersects can be caused by descripancies between organs, Mormon's, chromosomal or other biological inconsistencies. A very hermaphroditams is is is a branch of intersects that were first inconsistencies between internal and external organs. Good job, that's seem prop you did right. Thank you. In cases not related to humans. For her, definitely her definism or APHRODITITISM or APHRODISM. I close my clothes at all? I was it a aphroditism? Her math...

...adite is it's also used to a food, to plants or other animals. Most flowering plants are or mapophobit. Nope, Hermaphoritic, hermaphroditic? Or say it again, her maphroditic? M APHRODITIC? Yep, Omaphroditic, and hermaphroditic animals include warms, snails, slugs and Barnicles, which is not all relevant, but you know, Aprin loves a fun fact. You know she is a grandmother. You know. Yeah, gotta, she gotta say something to the Kiddos. She is Torrel, she is Toreo. What and your papyrus? Thank you. I don't know what that is. The entomology of Home Aphrodite stems from Greek mythology and force to home aphroditus or Hermaphroditus. Yes, yeah, the son of homies and Aphrodite. He fused with a NIFF. That's a little pinky. I should try that in bed one time, therefore resulting in one individual who had both male and female dam meets avery. You didn't say the parentheses ovaries and testicles. Oh, I'm so sorry. Ovaries and tests distinctly. You know what, I didn't come here to be harassed. I think sank testicles is testicles is my favorite thing in the world right. It's funny, it's them. Other possible etymologies are that Hummer Hermaphroditus was born with a physical body that combined female and male sexes and that, as the Messenger God and having the ability to go between world's, like the God world, the mortal plane in the underworld, hermaphroditism actually refers to Hermes. Either way. If someone ever tries to stigmatize the word Hermaphrodite, just know...

...they're actually referring to Greek divinity. The word Hermaphrodite is beautiful and you shouldn't let anyone take that beauty away from you. That being said, if you personally don't identify with the word Hermaphrodite and you feel as though it's a slur, that's fine too. Same How some people choose to identify as queer and how other people feel that queer as a slur. Where is this law? Now? I'm joking. It's up to you. Everyone has their own interpretations. I'm just suiting. Well, just a fruit salad. Yeah, yeah, and I had we are the wiggle song. What was thats what Satan saw, fruit salad. There are believed to be multiple types of her maphroditis methodism. To Fuck, I'm trying to say it too. That stem from the Victorian era, back when doctors were baffled as to whether humans could actually have hermaphroditism. Between the Victorian era and the twenty one century, the belief was that true Hermaphrodite Baptis is mm was someone who had both ovariant an testicals issues, also simultaneous Hermaphrodite heartism, and that pseudo hermaphroditism was someone who had a physical appearance that differed from their internal organs, like if someone had the physical appearance of a male but head ovaries. Another is sequential Hermaphrodite is design that only occurs in fish and plants, but it's really swaggy and is when an organism actually switches sexes. I love that for them. I wish I could do that sometimes. Sex Fluid. Anyway. Intersects itself has a complicated...

...history, especially for intersect people who obviously intersects presenting at both such cases, Ha have linked to infants. It infraside, Infanta side. Yeah, that is that. When you kill a baby. Yes, oh, really, like like you kill a baby because they are intersects. What you like? The most severe reaction. So more. Oh, yeah, we should have been fanticide of me. Okay, Yo, sterilization or alterations to find and to try and fit the more socially acceptable sex, whatever that means, which is bullshit. Course of all, if you kill, you your baby, if you sexually like do a cosmetic surgery on your baby, that is not necessary. It's cosmetic. And Oh, you try to alter that baby right off that terrible person right off the bat, just going to hell. Does that include people who believe in circumcision? No, no, because that has a religious sensor. This is just not accepting someone, okay, and that would also be damning my parents to hell. So I'd rather not do that. But I just learned too much too quick, bessie. No, I'm sucking sized. We've felt. I didn't know that. Yeah, we have talked about this before. We've had this conversation and we talked about every time we have this conversation. We've talked about this. Two weeks ago, a during male sex, I talked about how I am circumcised and I don't have for skin. He snapped, I snapped and I do it again the old so, intersects is it absolutely marvelous and beautiful thing that I love. I...

...first I think it's a fascinating and I think it's great. I think it would be amazing to be intersext and just be, you know, cool, swaggy, and the only problem is Ingrid Beg by God, by Gods Be Gods, idiots, dumb messes, asshole dickheads. Yeah, intersects is biological proof that they were so much more so proof I'm a such kind of typo oh. Yeah, okay, I'm just going to start again. Another that out. Intersects is biological proof there's no such thing as gender. By no and not being said, intersects, people have no obligation to define themselves to make you more comfortable. As such. They can define themselves as female, as male as intersects. If that's a gender, that's considered a gender right, per sex that's a set. Is that a sexo agenda? What do we consider that? Whatever, consider you if turned a fluid gender queer, you're now binary. A dog, I don't give a fuck. As long as you're happy. You see a dog. Yeah, as long as you happy. Yeah. Wow, the term hermaphroditic is no longer considered politically correct, which I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because it's more used in like biology, for like plants and Shit. Know, did become a slur for a little bit? Yeah, I kind of did. But the word is a beautiful demonstration of biological extraordinariness and at Emmology, etymologically divine, whether you're intersects, a parent of an intersects child, know someone intersects, or just plain old crusty male and female dollar ballad as fuck, and no homophobic, ignorant son of a bitch is ever going to change that. A We got a little pissed off a little bit. Intersect and intersexuality is...

...beautiful. Dude, like I I'm so like amazed by it. You know, swaggy, I'm amazed by you. I can't. I'm amazed by your dad every day because you're a bottom. Yeah, you're finally admitting it. If you Besti the first the fourth way to do it is good for you. Finally like being your true self. I'M gonna Stan. I know where both of you live. Now you don't. You could find my house just no matter how hard you tried. I'll teleport now when you address it would be that hot high general area. Just what cross, just walk across the walk on to the campus around the time when you know a movie out and say, Oh no, a snowstorm is coming and the force was to start running back to the dorms. Is a very wow. Am I wrong? That no work. Like if, if avery, you would someone say a snowstorm is coming, you would just fucking bolt and grab your mittens and all your winter close. Yeah, you're not wrong, and that's problem indoors and probably call quits on life. That would be my thirteen reason that one. Wait until you experience train closures due to weather. Absolutely fucking not. It happened. I everything to teleport. teleportation was invented in Tooth that two thousand and twenty two, when this one goal just really did not want to walk. Yep, I just fucking manifested myself. there. You just stop today.

You just go up to your roommates, I need you to go and buy me groceries, and they're like why? And you're like because if I step outside right now, I'm just going to collapse and die. Yeah, not even wrong, and that is called girl bossing. Anyway, I think we're all a little I think we got a little off topic here, a little bit, a little bit, but I want to thank you for coming and I really hope that you learn something and that you found this a cool topic and that you don't cancel us for using the ward or aphroditism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do that, but we hope to see you next week. If not, have a good rest of your life. Take a shot of vodka. I don't know Besti if you are legal age, go ahead, why not? It's for me and me only. But Um, yeah, have a good rest of your life. Anything else to add? Valid as? Look, I'm gonna come up with a name for my witch frog. Oh that is lovely. Anyway, bye, bye,.

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