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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBTQ podcast; Hermaphroditism

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! Jaxson, avery and simone talked about halloween and honestly just made fun of each other. Our topic of the day was Hermaphroditism and we really enjoyed it! We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hollow and welcome to a house ofcall it Lvptq podcast. My name is Jackson, I am one of youroath and this is me. That was I couldn't keep going. I hadjust stopped. I'm Jack said. I used to hear Pronoun He then pronouncedand I'm not very smart. That's a lie. Oh yeah, that's alie. Someone best to your next. Oh, hi, I'm summone.I use SI, they pronouns. I do not claim Jackson from two secondsago. I am Brian. I used her pronouns. I'm your final hostfor this evening. I started making helloween decorations today. Who What did youmake? I made so far for paper chains, when I'm going to maketwo more. That's so fut I made Frankenstein, which is called Ron's,and cats, oh my God, I did too spiders. I did awhich is hat like a cat sitting on a moon, a ghost, andthen a frog wearing a witch hat. Oh my God, and I'm goingon my door. I love that so much. I know I'm so excited. I got a Hoodie with a frog riding a skateboard on it today.That is incredible and I want one. Yeah, that's the best thing I'veever heard. It's my favorite thing, that you're my favorite thing. I'mnot a thing. Actually, you are...

...that. Yeah, that's technically true. I wouldn't be able to play Simone and scrabble. But yeah, becauseit's an own person, place or thing, can use the owns and scrabble.I'm a place, though. I have some I have some bad news. Everyone, old Ling Awn, when our old Davy remember rude. I'vebeen playing scrabble since I was I think I was like six. My momdidn't like scrabble, so we never played it. Are you kidding me?SCRABBLE is my favorite board game. We played Yatsu, though. Oh myGod, got sea slaps, Yacht. See fucks. We should play y'all. See. Oh my God, can we? We absolutely fucking should.Yes. Can we like play online or something? I don't got be playedonline card games, dot Ioh what it's like? My God, yeah,you, yeah, you can. We totally could. Yallah down in thegame of Yachti a five of a kind. We're all dice show the same value, which is the highest scoring combination etymology coined by Milton Bradley Company inone thousand nine hundred and fifty six Yah. See down a probability game where playersand mask coors depending on the value of the five dice they roll.You're the only dice I need. Your Mom's the only Dy. HMM,I'm sure's come up with a better joke. It's getting boring. Your Dad,yes, that's your sad. You're so much smart. You're so you'remy stepmom, actually, your sister. That one's not as good. StepStep Mom, my dad. Those ones...

...were good. Step Dad is alsofunny. Yes, I mean I said grandma. So grandma is absolutely hilarious. Thank you everything. Thank you for making me feel included. Yes,so what if to we promoted? Yet now we all it. If youwant some own failing at a job, hello, shut up. Wow.Um. If you want to follow us on social media, you can findus on Instagram at House of guards underscore podcast, on twitter at LGBT.Under my nail just fell off underscore death and on tick tock as house ofcards podcast. Ricks amone's Nail, two thousand and twenty one. It's okay, I'll just bite the rest of them off. Good for you. Westand. We love being a powerful, independent woman. Look out and myteeth. That's kind of funny. I laugh. You laugh because you wishyou were me. I laugh because I wish you had about what that onewas glued to my skin. That heart a bit I wish. I laughbecause I wish you had a butt. I don't. I know that's theissue. Best. Now I wish you didn't have a butt. Oh,I'm so confused at the dynamic here. Me and so on Hay each other, but we also love each other, but we also hate each other.It's not a lot. How could I forget? And also he makes frommy ass like all the time, like nonstop, like constant. It's likehe texted me just to say I have a four. I have before textedsomeone just to say you have a flat...

...ass. Yeah, that's very true. Wow, one time he sent a telegram to my house. It's sayingtelegram of Marilyn Monroe just to call. I hired Michael Jackson from the Ihile. I hired Michael Jackson from the grade to go to Simone's house andsay and say that you have a flat ass. I can't confirm or denythat one. You flew a carrier pigeon to Simone's window. I have sentthe Zodiac Killer, Gary to and Gary Dare. We Love, carry,we stay. Don't actually Gary? Why? Why can't like that? We standGary. What. What do you have issues with? Gary, theZodiac killer? I don't do what dance real killing? We don't have toset little thing. To Quote Shane, Ma Day, stop serial killing.Okay, but what if we want to serial kill way too? Also,quote Shane. But Ay, I love. Would cereal killers have like a funlittle thing? I can't. I love ending. Let's talk it.Let's not get into this to day, because I don't want Avy to cry. Yet I'm already crying because, Oh wait, oh, I want tosay. Okay, Um, I want to say spoilers, but for soyou obviously haven't, Simone. Have you watched good Games yet? Oh yeah, I benched all of it in one night. Aby, can you leavethe call? What? I want to spoil something, but I don't wantavery to hear it. Unless you want spoils. I mean, I'll justpluck my ears, okay, or take...

...off your headphones. Now I gottap my headphones up because they were doing that thing. Okay, I've myears. I still feel I still feel like leaving would be much easier Iwould give you all of my marvels in the Mabel game, because you wouldhave a more likely chance of winning the game overall. What the Hell?No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would much better than me. Betterthan me, I would literally die on purpose. Know, you wouldn't.You'd live. If I died for you, you would totally live. No,yeah, I you would like survive for me. You'd make the afterthat is, the glass bridge, and I would have just looking sprinted fullspeed like just like fell and died, like split his fucking Maraines Open.Yeah, that's absolut actually kind of shore. You probably would. Yeah, butI would give you a lighter during the cookie game. No, honestly, I would. If I would team up with avery and then allow avyto win, but then avery be like wait, no, I have toomany disorders and I'm too sick and I'm too cold. You have and thenI'd really like you write you right, and then I would take him.Almost. What the fuck? Well, with Avery's you know, Avery's,you know, a little sick, sus she is. Maybe we let her. Oh, but she's lighter, so maybe she could stand on the brokenglass meeting, you would say. Me and you would stand on the realglass and just it would shadow. Dude, it's shattered for everyone. Even don'tknow the real glass, like though, glass that's safe, the ten andglass. No, the glass that's real like that. Don't say it'stempered glass was safe, for real glass was not the tempered glass. Meand you would step on that and it would shadow. No, yeah,no, because I can hold the weight of two people at one time.I know I'm saying. Well, anyway, hopefully avery gets her fringers out ofa home. Should we just keep talking till avery like eventually takes herno, texture, you text, raw,...

...you text. I. I'm literallydoing everything. Most of the time I'm playing with Blue Tack. Iwill remove your name from producing on the PODCAST. Okay, besty, text, text avery. Oh Are you done? Someone's typing in the chat. Yeah, yes, we had a we had a full on fight about whoshould text you. I believe that I was like, as I had plugmy ears, I found, I discovered an eighty vide tiny like little pimplein my ear and it took all of my willpower not to unplug my ears. Oh my God, good have happened? Thank you, who love. Okay, Oh, I fucked up. I'm dying. We're doing squid gamefor this episode. Yeah, we'll actually just playing squid game, realized inlight, red light. Remember, avery. We don't want sports free. That'sthe like. What time is it, Mr Wolf? Yeah, we're justplaying red light, green light, which is something in squid game.Hmm, I am gonna Watch it. It's so good it's literally get okay, on my to watch list. Okay, Wolf Game, right, what Wolfget? Oh, what time is it, Mr Wolf? Okay,what's the ment? What am I thinking about? Red Light, green light. No, Wolf came. I'm talking about Wolf. What time is it, Mr Wolf? We just clarified. That hits the bone. How dowe play that again? I've haven't played until long. My brain is like, so, what time is it, Mr Wolf, and then they saya time, and then what do we do? They say like twelve o'clock, and then, if it's twelve o'clock,...

...then you take twelve steps. Howdo you lose if they say it's lunch time and they eat you?Yeah, then they turn around and need a chase you. Oh my God, I forgot about that, and then you have to run. Is thereever? Do we ever? was there? Of A safe zone, or didyou just really? Well, there's just sex when you get past likethe line that you started walking out or something. I should, I should. We should play. What next single fimus together, we should play.WHAT TIME DOES IT Mr Wolf? Oh God, lose every time. Inever run. Me Too. There was no safe zone. When you playin a Bouncy Castle, it's just you bounce around until you die. Oh, excellent, we should get a bouncy castle. We should. Are youpaying for it? We can all page in. I'm well, then youdon't get to go in it. Yeah, I don't like. I don't likeBalancy Castles. Oh, when win, then Jackson has the most money,though. That is true. I think I've the most table job.Yeah, yeah, you're right. So, so losing me is losing your financialsupport. The government still has not paid me for what? For havingbig titties? No, Oh, I don't know if I can say thison the podcast. I can edit it out if we want that. Youwould like work the poll? Yeah, like for working the election. Yeah, you already talked about it. Oh, podcast, I don't actually know ifI was supposed to do that. I think it's looks fine. Yeah, I don't get why it wouldn't be. Okay, it's not like government propaganda. Well, this isn't fair. In Height, four five one.It could be. I don't know why...

I say four five one and notfour hundred and fifty one. That's strange. Why not for hundred and fifty one? I mean valid, I believe. I believe it's because because it's inFahrenheit, right, okay, and we live in Canada, where weuse the correct temperature, Celsieyes, brains don't rather register that is like atemperature. So we registers maybe like decimal or just three numbers. Sing.My favorite correct temperature is like the third temperature thing that you learn in chemistry, Calvin. Yeah, that's like the most confut well, not confusing,but like the largest one. Yeah, I just feel like it's more accurate. Or why? I don't know. Because it doesn't have negatives. Iguess that's true. It's valid. I guess the reason, but I feellike Celsius is more accurate, or not accurate, but it is better becausewe have a point of frozen, which I think is useful. HMM,instead of just not knowing, like, can you imagine how mean to figureout what frozen is with Calvins, you have to memorize a number. No, they tell it to you. It's like yeah, but you have tomemorize remember it. You have to memorize. I'm about instead just remembering blow zero. Yeah, that hard to remember. When I was in chemistry, well, no, different. Yeah, I would have passed if I showedup. By the way, I failed that course with the twenty percent,but I was getting like s when I went. Best to your you,okay, no, wow, I went and I passed with a fifty two. Do you suffer from D push? Y'All know I suffered from my chemistryteacher hating me, and every time I asked a question, she would belike sorry, I don't understand what you're saying. Then somebody would ask thesame question and she'd be like Oh,...

...it's so. It was spite.Yeah, I failed out of spite. That's about I so proud of youand I've never been happier in my entire life. But, speaking about neverbeen happy in my entire life, let's talk about people who are different.What the fuck? I think was the second weirdest one that you've ever done. Actually, no, that's the weirdest that's like harder line offensive. MyGod, calling people different. H Well, we'd people are different. Some Othat's offensive. It's like creating othersm my guy, other ISM, Ihate to tell you, someone, I hate to tell you this, butme and you are different. The phrasing is a little bit. Others,though, is all I'm saying. In this specific context, I forget howthe mouth of a skull is supposed to look. It does I look likeanything. I don't understand, smane. Right now I don't understand your stepmomory. Now. You said that so awkwardly it made it not as funny asit only as I'm sorry, Bestie, I'm gonna yeah you didn't and washit down with us of Tom Anyway, builders, and I said other people, different people, is because I looked at the wood. I the pronunciationleft my brain. So a very how, our how do not have you knowhow to do this? It just makes me have an ideaism. Someone, though, just to takes me have an aneurysm just again. Force ofall, being different isn't an issue. If you built different, you'll builtdifferent. Being considered other is not different,...

...you know, isn't the worst thing, unless you know the purpeously being homophobic, then you know, killthem and their family. But Simone. We'll kind of just waiting for you. Okay, I was like, I can't find you're gonna like introduce thetop. Can See the topic. Anyways, as I can't say it, thereis only one who can say it. We are talking about Hermaphroditism. Okay, we've touched briefly on this topic before on the podcast in our intersectepisode, where we discussed exactly what people who are inner sex are and whatkind of circumstances lead to being intersects, which her the all this is takingall of my brain power. A very hermaphroditism falls under we talked of.We talked about it in another episode which I can't exactly remember, but Jacksontold us something about the term Hermaphrodite came from the Greek God Hermes. Whycan I say that? Fine, like we discussed in our intersects episode,intersects can be caused by descripancies between organs, Mormon's, chromosomal or other biological inconsistencies. A very hermaphroditams is is is a branch of intersects that were firstinconsistencies between internal and external organs. Good job, that's seem prop you didright. Thank you. In cases not related to humans. For her,definitely her definism or APHRODITITISM or APHRODISM. I close my clothes at all?I was it a aphroditism? Her math...

...adite is it's also used to afood, to plants or other animals. Most flowering plants are or mapophobit.Nope, Hermaphoritic, hermaphroditic? Or say it again, her maphroditic? MAPHRODITIC? Yep, Omaphroditic, and hermaphroditic animals include warms, snails, slugsand Barnicles, which is not all relevant, but you know, Aprin loves afun fact. You know she is a grandmother. You know. Yeah, gotta, she gotta say something to the Kiddos. She is Torrel,she is Toreo. What and your papyrus? Thank you. I don't know whatthat is. The entomology of Home Aphrodite stems from Greek mythology and forceto home aphroditus or Hermaphroditus. Yes, yeah, the son of homies andAphrodite. He fused with a NIFF. That's a little pinky. I shouldtry that in bed one time, therefore resulting in one individual who had bothmale and female dam meets avery. You didn't say the parentheses ovaries and testicles. Oh, I'm so sorry. Ovaries and tests distinctly. You know what, I didn't come here to be harassed. I think sank testicles is testicles ismy favorite thing in the world right. It's funny, it's them. Otherpossible etymologies are that Hummer Hermaphroditus was born with a physical body that combinedfemale and male sexes and that, as the Messenger God and having the abilityto go between world's, like the God world, the mortal plane in theunderworld, hermaphroditism actually refers to Hermes. Either way. If someone ever triesto stigmatize the word Hermaphrodite, just know...

...they're actually referring to Greek divinity.The word Hermaphrodite is beautiful and you shouldn't let anyone take that beauty away fromyou. That being said, if you personally don't identify with the word Hermaphroditeand you feel as though it's a slur, that's fine too. Same How somepeople choose to identify as queer and how other people feel that queer asa slur. Where is this law? Now? I'm joking. It's upto you. Everyone has their own interpretations. I'm just suiting. Well, justa fruit salad. Yeah, yeah, and I had we are the wigglesong. What was thats what Satan saw, fruit salad. There arebelieved to be multiple types of her maphroditis methodism. To Fuck, I'm tryingto say it too. That stem from the Victorian era, back when doctorswere baffled as to whether humans could actually have hermaphroditism. Between the Victorian eraand the twenty one century, the belief was that true Hermaphrodite Baptis is mmwas someone who had both ovariant an testicals issues, also simultaneous Hermaphrodite heartism,and that pseudo hermaphroditism was someone who had a physical appearance that differed from theirinternal organs, like if someone had the physical appearance of a male but headovaries. Another is sequential Hermaphrodite is design that only occurs in fish and plants, but it's really swaggy and is when an organism actually switches sexes. Ilove that for them. I wish I could do that sometimes. Sex Fluid. Anyway. Intersects itself has a complicated...

...history, especially for intersect people whoobviously intersects presenting at both such cases, Ha have linked to infants. Itinfraside, Infanta side. Yeah, that is that. When you kill ababy. Yes, oh, really, like like you kill a baby becausethey are intersects. What you like? The most severe reaction. So more. Oh, yeah, we should have been fanticide of me. Okay,Yo, sterilization or alterations to find and to try and fit the more sociallyacceptable sex, whatever that means, which is bullshit. Course of all,if you kill, you your baby, if you sexually like do a cosmeticsurgery on your baby, that is not necessary. It's cosmetic. And Oh, you try to alter that baby right off that terrible person right off thebat, just going to hell. Does that include people who believe in circumcision? No, no, because that has a religious sensor. This is justnot accepting someone, okay, and that would also be damning my parents tohell. So I'd rather not do that. But I just learned too much tooquick, bessie. No, I'm sucking sized. We've felt. Ididn't know that. Yeah, we have talked about this before. We've hadthis conversation and we talked about every time we have this conversation. We've talkedabout this. Two weeks ago, a during male sex, I talked abouthow I am circumcised and I don't have for skin. He snapped, Isnapped and I do it again the old so, intersects is it absolutely marvelousand beautiful thing that I love. I...

...first I think it's a fascinating andI think it's great. I think it would be amazing to be intersext andjust be, you know, cool, swaggy, and the only problem isIngrid Beg by God, by Gods Be Gods, idiots, dumb messes,asshole dickheads. Yeah, intersects is biological proof that they were so much moreso proof I'm a such kind of typo oh. Yeah, okay, I'mjust going to start again. Another that out. Intersects is biological proof there'sno such thing as gender. By no and not being said, intersects,people have no obligation to define themselves to make you more comfortable. As such. They can define themselves as female, as male as intersects. If that'sa gender, that's considered a gender right, per sex that's a set. Isthat a sexo agenda? What do we consider that? Whatever, consideryou if turned a fluid gender queer, you're now binary. A dog,I don't give a fuck. As long as you're happy. You see adog. Yeah, as long as you happy. Yeah. Wow, theterm hermaphroditic is no longer considered politically correct, which I'm not really sure why,but I think it's because it's more used in like biology, for likeplants and Shit. Know, did become a slur for a little bit?Yeah, I kind of did. But the word is a beautiful demonstration ofbiological extraordinariness and at Emmology, etymologically divine, whether you're intersects, a parent ofan intersects child, know someone intersects, or just plain old crusty male andfemale dollar ballad as fuck, and no homophobic, ignorant son of abitch is ever going to change that. A We got a little pissed offa little bit. Intersect and intersexuality is...

...beautiful. Dude, like I I'mso like amazed by it. You know, swaggy, I'm amazed by you.I can't. I'm amazed by your dad every day because you're a bottom. Yeah, you're finally admitting it. If you Besti the first the fourthway to do it is good for you. Finally like being your true self.I'M gonna Stan. I know where both of you live. Now youdon't. You could find my house just no matter how hard you tried.I'll teleport now when you address it would be that hot high general area.Just what cross, just walk across the walk on to the campus around thetime when you know a movie out and say, Oh no, a snowstormis coming and the force was to start running back to the dorms. Isa very wow. Am I wrong? That no work. Like if,if avery, you would someone say a snowstorm is coming, you would justfucking bolt and grab your mittens and all your winter close. Yeah, you'renot wrong, and that's problem indoors and probably call quits on life. Thatwould be my thirteen reason that one. Wait until you experience train closures dueto weather. Absolutely fucking not. It happened. I everything to teleport.teleportation was invented in Tooth that two thousand and twenty two, when this onegoal just really did not want to walk. Yep, I just fucking manifested myself. there. You just stop today.

You just go up to your roommates, I need you to go and buy me groceries, and they're likewhy? And you're like because if I step outside right now, I'm justgoing to collapse and die. Yeah, not even wrong, and that iscalled girl bossing. Anyway, I think we're all a little I think wegot a little off topic here, a little bit, a little bit,but I want to thank you for coming and I really hope that you learnsomething and that you found this a cool topic and that you don't cancel usfor using the ward or aphroditism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do that, but we hope to see you next week. If not, havea good rest of your life. Take a shot of vodka. I don'tknow Besti if you are legal age, go ahead, why not? It'sfor me and me only. But Um, yeah, have a good rest ofyour life. Anything else to add? Valid as? Look, I'm gonnacome up with a name for my witch frog. Oh that is lovely. Anyway, bye, bye,.

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