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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 3 weeks ago

House of Cards: An LGBTQ podcast; Hermaphroditism

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! Jaxson, avery and simone talked about halloween and honestly just made fun of each other. Our topic of the day was Hermaphroditism and we really enjoyed it! We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

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...also funny. Yes, I mean I said Grandma,so grandma is absolutely hilarious. Thank you ever say thank you for making me feelincluded. Yes, so what? If have we promoted? Yet we have it if you want some on failing out O jo hello. Two, if you want to follow us on socialmedia, you can find us on Instagram at House of guards under score. Podcast ontwitter and LGBT under my Nele, fell off underscore definite and on tick. Tock as house of FirstPodcast, Rick Simmons Nail Two Thousand and twenty one, it's okay I'll justbite the rest of them off good for you. We stand. We love me in a powerful, independentwoman. Oh in my teeth, that's kind of funny. I lov you laugh because you wish you were me. I laughed because I wish you had about what that one was blue to my skin. Thathurt a bit. I wish. I laugh because I wish you had a butt. I don't! I know that's the issue best do now. Iwish you didn't have a, but oh I'm so confused the dynamic here me and so on Han each other, but wealso love each other, but we also hate each other. It's not in odd. How can Iforget, and also he makes from my ass, like all the time like non, stop likeconstant. It's t like he texted me just to say I have before I have before texted, sojust to say you have a flat ass yeah.

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...text her, I'm literally doingeverything most of the time I'm playing with Blue Tack. I will remove your name from producingon the PODCAST. Okay best detect text savery. Are you done someone's typing in thechat yeah? Yes, we had a. We had a full on fight about who should text. Do I believe that I was like, as I hadplugged my ears, I found I discovered an idy vity tiny, like little pimple inmy ear, and it took all of my will power not to unplug my ears. Oh my God that happened. Thank you. He loves. Okay. Oh I fucked up, I'm dying, we'redoing squid game for this episode. Yeah. Well, actually, just plain squib camerealizing light red. Like remember, avery, we don't want porter,that's the like. What time is it? Mr Wilf Yeah we're just playing readly green light,which is something in Squit Game M. I am going to watch it. It's like sogood literally, is okay on my two watch list: Okay, Wolf Game Right: What Wolfe? What time is it, Mr Wolf?Okay, what's the men? What am I thinkingabout? Redly Green Light, no wolf game, I'm talking about Wolf. What time is itR Wolf? We just clarified that its Ebon. How do we play that again? I haven'tplayed until a lot of my brain is like so what time is it, Mr Wolve, and thenthey say a time and then what do we do? They say like twelve o'clock and then,if it's twelve o'clock, then you take...

...twelve steps. How do you lose if they say it's lunch time and theyeat you yeah that I do Aronia Chase you? Oh my God. I forgot about that and thenyou have to run. Is there ever do we ever was there of a safe zone? Or didyou just really well there's a Aowe. You get past likethe line that you started walking out or something I should I should we should playwitnessing. Let im get together. We shall play what time is a Mer Wolf? OhGod lose every time. I never run me too. There was no safe sone when you play ina bouncy castle. It's just you bounce around. Until you die, oh excellent, we should get a bouncy castle. Weshould are you paying for it. We can all pitch in M. Well, then you don't get to go in it.Yeah. I don't like. I don't like fancy castles. Oh, when win that I W Jackson has the most money, though that is true. I think I've the mosttable, job yeah, yeah, you're right so so so losing meis losing your financial support. The government still has not paid me for what for Oving Big Titties, no O. I don't know if I can say this on thepodcast. I can edit it out if we want you likework. The pole yeah like for working the election yeah. You already talkedabout it on the podcast. I don't all know if I was supposed to do that. I think it's a time yeah! I don't getwhy it wouldn't be okay, it's not like government propaganda.Well, this isn't a pair in high for I one itcould be. I don't know why I say four...

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...question and she'd be like Oh it's, soit was spiked yeah. I failed out of spite that's about so proud of you and I've never beenhappier in my entire life, but speaking about never being happy inmy entire life. Let's talk about people who are different. What I think was the second weirdest one that you've ever done. Actually, no,THAT'S THE WEIRD! That's like horderin offensive, my guying people differentyeah. Well, it's border people are different, so mo that's offensive. It's likecreating otherism, my guy otherism. I hate to tell you some one: I hate totell you this, but me, and you are different. The phrasing is a little bitother. As, though is all I'm saying in this specific context. I forget howthe mouth of a SCOT LAS supposed to look. It does oianthe, I don'tunderstand Mon right now. I don't understand your step. Morino said that so awkwardly it made it notas funny as it only as I'm sorry best, I'm gonna yeah it and wash it down witha anyway tiles. I said other people or differentpeople is because I looked at the ward, the pronouncationleft, my brain, so a try. How are how do nine of you know how todo? It makes me, have a deism soon. Jake have an Anim just again course ofall being different. Isn't an issue if you feel different, your builtdifferent being considered other is not...

...different. You know, isn't the worstthing. Unless you know the purposely being homophobic, then you know killthem and their family, but so one we're kind of just waitingfor you. Okay, I was like I can't go like introducethe topic, the topic anyways, as I can say there s only onewho can say it. We are talking about Hermaphroditism, Hey, we've touchedbriefly on this topic before on the podcast in our intersex episode, where we discussed exactly what peoplewho are inter sex are and what kind of circumstances lead to being intersectwhich her the Oh, this is taking all of my brainpower. Every her Matho did ASM pauls under we talked out. We talked about it. Other episode,which I can't exactly remember, but Jackson told us something about theterm Hermaphrodite came from the Greek God Hermes. Why can I say that fine, like we discussed in our intersexepisode, Interset, can be caused by discrepancies between organs, hormones,chromazone or other biological in inconsistencies. A Re Hermaphroditis is is a French ofintersect that are first inconsistencies between internal andexternal organ good job. Bess am proud. You did therat. Thank you in cases not really to humans for herdefinite, her definis M, O Atonito, ISM or Aidin close my clothes at all, or was ittorapidities or math? A DITE ISM...

...is also used to ahold the plant orother animals. Most flowering plants are for math of foe bit nope comatherit hermaphroditic or say it again. Her matroid K, M, APHRODITIC, yeah,mathotick and hermaphroditic annals include worms, snails, slugs andBarnacles, which is not all relevant, but you know April loves a fun fact.You know she is a grandmother. You know you got it. She got to say something tothe kid Os. She is torial. She is Toria but and you're papyrus. Thank you. Idon't know what that is the etomologists from Greek mythology andforced to home, Aphroditus Hoape, yes, Yep, the son of homes and Afridi. Hefused with a myth. That's a little pinky. I should try that in bed, onetime the sulting in one individual who had both male and female damns avery, you didn't say the parenthesesover esant stocles. Oh I'M! So sorry over hes an tesque. You know what I didn't come here to beHaase. I think satest ICAL castest les is myfavorite thing in the world right. It's funny to other possible etomologists are thather hermaphroditus was born with the physical body that combined female andmale sexes and that as the Messenger God and having the ability to gobetween worlds like the God were all the mortal plane in the underbillhermaphroditism actually refers to her es either way. If some one ever triesto stigmatize the bird hermaphrodite...

...just know they're actually referring toGreek divinity. The word for Aphrodite is beautiful andyou shouldn't let anyone take that beauty away from you. That being said,if you personally don't identify with the bird for Aphrodite, and you feel asthough it's a slur, that's fine to same how some people choose to identify asqueer and how other people feel that Queer Isler. Where is this law? No joking? It's up to you! Everyone has their owninterpretations, I'm just runner just a fruit, Salad, yea and I we are the wiggle song. What was that? What Satan so fruit, Salad? There are beliefs to be multiple typesof formal methodism fuck, I'm trying tosay you too, that's stem from the Victorian era back when doctors werebaffled as to whether humans could actually have hermaphroditism between the Victorian era in the twentyfirst century. The belief was that true for Aphroditopolis sm was someone who had both ovarianantistius issues, also simultaneous for Materna otises, and that pseudohermaphroditism was someone who had a physical appearance that differed fromtheir internal organs like if someone had the physical appearance of a malebut head over es, another is sequential her mafoos that only occurs in fish andplants, but it's really swaggy and is, when an organism actually switchessexes. I love that for them. I wish I could do that some friends sex fluid...

...anyway, a sex itself has a complicatedhistory, especially for intersect people who obviously interestpresenting that both such paches have have linked to infanted entasis infantanone. Yes, that is that when you kill a baby- yes, Oh really like, likeyou, kill a baby because they are intersects. What yes, like the mostsevere reaction, so moto yeah, he should have been fantacies me: okay, no Aliston or alterations to find and totry and fit a more socially acceptable sets whatever. That means, which is bullshit course of all. If youkill your baby, if you sexually like do a cosmic soder on your baby,that is not necessary. It's cosmetic and oh you try to alter that baby. Whyis that careful person right after that? Just going to help? Does that includepeople who believe in circumcision? No? No, because that has a religioncensor. This is just not accepting someone, okay, and that would also be damning. Myparents to house I'd rather not do that, but I just learned too much too quick,bessie inside we. No, I didn't know that we have talked about this beforewe've had this conversation, and I was walking about every time wehad this converse. We talked about this two weeks ago, Joringel sex. I talkedabout how I am circumscise and I don't have furskin he snapped. I snipped and I do it again. The old, so intersect is an absolutelymarvelous and beautiful thing that I...

...love. I was, I think it's sofascinating and I think it's great. I think it would be amazing to beintersect and just be you know, cool waggy, so waggy and the only problem is ingred beg byGod by God, because Idiot Dumases as Decaye Intersex is biological proofthat there is so much more so prove I hiogo, I'm just going to start again. I eatthat out. Intersect is biological proof. There is no such thing as genda finerand not being said in telic. People have no obligation to find themselvesto make you more comfortable. As such, they can define themselves as female asmale as intersect. If that's a general, that's a Thorgerda right or sent that'sa S. is that a sex O agenda? What do we consider that, whatever on side tender,Fluid Gender Queer you're? No by no a dog, I don't give a fuck as long asyou're happy. You see a dog yeah as long as you happen, yeah, while the term hermaphroditic isno longer considered politically correct, which I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because it's more usedin like biology for like plants and Shit, no, I did become a slur for alittle bit, yeah it kind of did. But the word is a beautifuldemonstration of biological extraordinariness and Adam Wollage,Anomalo ically divine, whether your intersect apparent of an intersectchild know, someone intersects or just plain old, crusty, male and female froma dollar ballot is fuck and no homophobic, ignorant son of a bitch isever going to change that...

...avery got a little pissed off a littlebit in sex. Intersexual ty is beautiful, Dude like I I'm so like amazed by it. You Know Swaggy, I'm amazed by you. I can't I'm amazed by your dad everyday because you're a bottom yep you're, finally admitting it for you best toe the first. The firstway to do it is for you, finally, like being your trueself, I'm gonna scan. I know where both of you live. No, youdon't. You couldn't find my house no matter how hard you tried I'll tell aport to have my you address. It wouldn't be that hard. I generalarea just what cross just walk across the walk under thecampus around the time when you know a movie out and say: Oh No, a snowstormis coming and the force was a start running back to the dorm as avery wow am I won that no t work like ifevery you would so say a snowstorm is coming. You were just fucking bolt andgrab your mittens and all your winter clothes yeah you're, not wrong, and then allthem indoors and bobby call quits on life. That would be my thirteenth reason that,on wait till you experience train closures due to whether absolutely fucking not ithappened. I never like to teleport teleportation was invented in two thantwo thousand and twenty two. When this one goal just really did not want towalk...

Yep, I just plucking manifested myselfthere you just stop to that. You just go up to your roommates. I need you togo and buy me groceries and the like. Why and you're like, because if I stepoutside right now, I'm just going to collapse and die yeah not even run, and that is called girl bossing anyway,I think we're O. I think we got a literal off topic here, a little bit alittle bit, but I want to thank you for coming, and I really hope that youlearned something and that you found this a cool topic and that you don'tcancel us for using the ward or Aphodii m yeah. Yeah Yeah, don't do that, but we hope to see you next week. Ifnot have a good rest of your life, take a shot of vodka. I don't know testy if you're of legal age go ahead. Why nothat's for me and me only but yeah! I have a good rest of your life.Anything else to add valid, as OK, I'm going to come up with a name for mywitch frog that is lovely anyway by I T T.

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