House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode 5 · 1 year ago

House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast; Good Vibes

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Listen to three gay teenager vibe as we talk about how good zendaya looks. how school works. the trash that is Romeo and Juliet. Just stright vibing. 

Hi and welcome to the House of Carts and LGBT podcast. Hi, I'm Simone. I go but she, they pronounced, and forcuse your pronounce currently I'm putting bloodstone on my altar so that I don't die from having my shark week. That's valid. Hi, I'm Jackson, forgets pronouns. I go by he. They bitches, and I'm currently finding my other needles so I can knit. I'm Abriam. My pronouns are she, her and I am working on a Shawl in which I have until Halloween to finish. Work. Is A shawl? It's like like, you know, like what a wrap would be. No, it's imagine like a large sweater scarf. Oh, fuck me too. That's me. Yeah, so I have until Halloween to use up an entire ball of yarn and I've I've started on Saturday and I've been bringing like my knitting to school with me so that I can get it done. My Lord Simone, do you need me to promote for today? Yes, please, because I'm doing some stuff. Yea, our wars, so we have things. Just don't know we have things. I'm not like. Some of this isn't my thing, so I wasn't ready. Give me a seck. I can get us to our instagram real quick, just a good one. I got house so user name a thing to find us on Instagram as house of cards underd podcast. I also want to say thank you to the many people that have followed us since last time, and I'll hopefully listening, because it would suck if you followed us and didn't listen to us. So Hi, guys. What in particular though? The stairs? We also want to say thank you to everyone who liked our recent post, which reach one hundred and sixty likes. Can we just just a random pass that shit like that's some. That's some. Yeah, that's some, good as shit. Question. Just Pende a little work. Is it still effective if you use a crystal necklist? Yeah, because a pendulum isn't meant to be like fortune telling, like Tarot cards. It's meant to be your intuition. Oh, I think so. It's Oh, okay, Y, which he would put is at lgbt underscore death. I don't go on here all so all the time, Bro, I tweet from this twitter. So much for...

...my personal twitter. I don't know, I might be mixed just your personality, because you posted for all episode on Queer and then didn't do it for a third episode and the last post with the daygo saying I like a women in that this. Okay, listen, some now would this instagram if I wasn't posting stuff? Probably well, good to know. I'll Tumblo is house of cards. I'll patreon is house of cards. Avery, I don't know a website. Can you do that for me? I yeah, it's let me Google. Actually, my bedroom smells like burning moss. Literally none of us. The Way I say, is house of cards, LGBT DOT wicksitecom website. So I think. Fuck. So that's everything. Me and every being some own just panicking all the way like shit. Worry about it. Just just feel I gotta grab my knitting and you got to grab your notebook. Why? Because we're doing two episodes in one night. Before the next one, we do have a five minute break. We are bulk recording because of some illness, avery, mentally. Sorry, I was a feeling good. Getting a cold. Okay, brush it up, come on, avery. Pushed through rip guys. I finally went to the office at my school and got my name changed in the school system. M and people still calling you your debt. Dead name in your comments really a dead name, honestly, like someone's kind of a nickname changes in in school system for a nickname. Okay, listen, I okay, I have a theory. I could be a hundred percent wrong, but I think dead name only applies who people who changed their name for gender reasons. Yes, I yetifies to anyone who's not using their old name. And I will admit I do still mess up and call you Hannah sometimes. We all do. You're not the only one. I do sometimes too. Yeah, my parents still do it. I have a problems. There are too many stitches and not enough room on my needles. I feel that I'm just getting small times right so much. Oh my God, good I I just scraped my first project because I realize I was breaking through the Yawn and creating new knots which was filling up my needles, and so I just had to stop and like I went through it and...

I had like sixteen lines of yawn from one original line. Te Fuck, I'm not gonna I still have an edited shit. I wonder if I could transfer some of my stitches onto like a string probably, and then just knit like that. That sounds possible. You can do anything you want if you put your mind to it. We should say this isn't there's no topic for this episode. The title is unknown. Will I'm gonna give it a do. You better not come off not. I'm going to give it a title, like when I'm posting it, like be like, okay, this is what we'll call in it. Yeah, we're just fibing. Kind of just us on crack because, like this is educational, but I'll say the skin and again, we also don't want it to be very like to know what's the word for as shit or fellow teens. So we just thought, like every once in a while we'll just get enough for about, you know, like pissing communist and just like everyone else. Yeah, like we will literally just come on and talk about Shit, like whatever we want, like maybe we'll get political and maybe it'll be serious, or maybe we'll talk about how pickles all just Cucumbos, but female. Oh my God, that makes so much sense. Oh my God, Jackson, what have you done? Also, the light of politics, in the next presidential election, you're voting for no excuse you. So Biden and trump's their microphones are going to be automatically muted, like I as the end of the two minutes, and I find it just so funny. It's like we really canceled the president good as he should. The president shouldn't be allowed to talk any president. No, President, presidents are two done to speak. But about Obama? Okay, our prime minister, he cannot talk, like he could probably do asl very well, but I do not think he is the capability of using the English language in like. I don't. You do either, but you surprised me. But I think someone could speak English for like twelve years. What do you mean? You knew me for one the fuck up, little hole. Take me, I'll do it. That has a lot of sexual tension. That's the whole point of that. First Oh my God. Okay, so I called my boyfriend a piss baby on the train. He got so sad I had to like piss boy. That's really give. It was so sad. Don't realize. Like I want to talk about a boy, but like it's also a very high chancey listens to this, so you're kind of like, Oh shit the fuck, just talk about it, talk about a different boy, but the same things that you would say about boy that you want to talk about. Simona is so attractive. Honestly, I've never felt more validated...

...in my life. I mean, I used she they pronouns, but being called a boy, Oh, you know, speaking of Gay Shit and stuff. Well, first of all, so my family watches skin more's on Netflix, which is like body painting competition. Oh Yeah, I've seen it. Oh my God, Zendo was a guest judge on one of the episodes and I literally couldn't function. Lesbian. You'll that, oh my God, but she's just off, Zende O, man. Yeah, anyone loves then. It's like how everybody loves Tom Holland and everybody loves on Day. Like you can't, no matter what your sex probably is. It's just too powerful. They are too powerful. Oh my God, they're like a powerlations know, they're not a couple, though, power relationship, I couldn't. They could not be a couple. and Non Binary this news, but the day it was non binary. They definitely break down gender stereotypes, which we stand. Like you do not have being on Barner to break down gender stereotypes, though. Yeah, Bitch, yeah, I'm not saying anything about like non binary, but she like doesn't really like conform yeah, gender styles and stuff. So just breaking the gender stereotype. Yeah, I mean, have you seen her in a suit? Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, sorry, I'm such a lesbian. For Hers and days, Zendaya in a suit is what I see when I have horny sleep, prols his dream. Okay, no, not on this Christian winecraft. So are you consenter out the word Horny Jackson? I'm triggered. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my God, I'm sitting there Bob a coot, bobecue sauce on my titties. I'm sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties. That's literally someone every conversation we have with them. Okay, so I think that that originally came from. Orange is the new black, but I'm not sure. No, it's a vine. I know it's a vine, but they say that on orange is the new black. Oh maybe it is. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Summoned? Someone did not calling with a Q did. Look, we're talking about different things. Someone always comes for used with me. That's not true. You like s fuck. You got so...

...much shit too. I have a homework and English homework I'mill be honest. So I'm going up to cargo to see my fan. Yes, Oh my God, I can't wait, but there's also a part of me that wish I wasn't, and not because I don't want to see you guys. It's good. Huh, it's because you hate us? No, it's because we just started on new campaign and I ended it off on such a cliff and R and now it's going to be two weeks before we get to figure out what happens. Honey, seeing you is so much better than doing a DD campaign over the phone. Not True, Bitch. No, Bro, honestly, having math and English in the same semester is the worst shit in the world. Really, I would find it uplifting. It is so much work. What about taking two sciences in the same semester and a PVA project? Do every I don't. I don't think to science is in the same semester as as bad. Really, fuck you for taking depends on the science. Thought my thirty and math actually compared to like chemistry. Right, bio is better than chemistry, and Y'all can fight me on this. I agree with you and for my second science, I'm just going to do calculus, because I really like math. I want to give birth to the Burrito that I had at lunch through my butt hole. Okay, God, I can see why it like we normally have topics. This is shit, we suck, this is terrible life. It's gonna listen to the WE'RE gonna be the first five minutes and be like what the fuck are they all gonna listen to this? But like it's fine, we're vibing, we put out an episode, we did the work. Cash me searching up lgbt scholarships. Fuck me too. Oh my God, it's if you are transgender, there are scholarships available and Alberta for you. Honestly, a Romeo and Juliet. Like the whole it's too romanticize and society in the fact that like, I hate it, but the themes and like the longing, like, oh my God, Bro I just I think the fact that Juliet was fourteen and she thought it would be the end of her life if she couldn't be Romeo pisses me off so much that I refused to read it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okank you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I have to talk about room and really ever, real quick, because I was the exact same way up until over this summer. Okay, so, come on, I'm going to do a whole ass literary analysis and I've never found here we go. So, yeah, that's why I hated it too, because I was like, oh, but it's all about love and it's all about romance. And No, it's not. It's about the oppression in their...

...families and it's about pressure and it's about war and yeah, but it like it's about all these things that like, the romance is like barely just brushing the surface, because it's like it's these two kids who have been so sheltered all of their lives and, like say, long for an escape and like at the beginning of the play, Romeo is like, oh, like I'm supposedly like, Oh, I'm in love with Rosaleine, but like he's so sheltered and he's so trapped in that love story that it's like the moment that he meets Juliette, then it's like it becomes so freeing. That's probably you're saying is Romeo is a piss boy character. Sung. I'm sorry, I hate him. Listen, I'm gonna be honest. I don't like Roman Juliet because of Pedophilia. Facts like that is valid. Sorry, you auys can all go on on like oppression and slavery or whatever the Shit, but it's pedophilia for me. It's the pedophilia for me. I mean technically, is like they're only three years apart, though. Okay, no, he's eighteen. She's like thirteen. No, she's or he's twenty three, she's fourteen. Excuse me, what variations have you read? And Paris is forty. That's the official one, the official age of Roman and Juliet by Shakespeare. Shakespeare has never given Romeo as specific age. It doesn't mean he didn't attend it late teens or twenties. Yes, and parrots is around forty h which is so gross. Imagine me marrying a fourteen year or a forty year old two years ago. SHAKESPEA, though, his age is between thirteen and twenty one, sixteen and Twenty one, thirteen and twenty one Romeo, yeah, he's normally but he's normally betrayed as sixteen as years old. But it can be covid as a fish, stepteen year old or younger, although even fourteen is still wrong. Change my mind. Dating at thirteen, may at thirteen is still fucked up. But you also have to look at the Times. Yeah, back then that was okay, but it's still disgusting that, like the big, how big of an eight? Differently was bro if, okay, if somebody is still wearing Ninja turtle boxers or any variation of that, or they're still wearing it, but I didn't exist back then. Or okay, listen, just hear me out, if someone is still at the age where they're still using those things, or if, like, they're still wearing...

...that pink waterproof mask era that has the green lid from the dollar store. You know the one I'm talking about, right. Yeah, yeah, my God, I do. I use that. You think those products? They are not. No, no, if those still morning for love and reading poetry at Mt Level, they are not eligible for marriage yet. But on the which I'm just saying, if they're still going through their offer to Whitch, if you haven't glowed up, you can't get married. Change my mind. So you w car yet I'm never getting going. GASP. I think this is a good spot to end it like that real MEO Julia really said this is a good spot to end in. Then they killed themselves. Do it. That did us. You're going to kill yourself? A fucking myself. Hell yeah, Bro, we're all let's do it, Broro. Bro, did you let's turn Romeo into a FRAT boy? Yeah, and I dread it was always a fucking frat boy. Okay, fat x Micuccio, though, Damn Mercushio could step on my neck. He creo so gay, kill you, and that's just some facts. Ricuccio could step on my neck and I would thank him. You know, fuck that Shit. I still can't believe I got through the entire tenth grade without reading Romeo and Juliet. How did I do manage, I guess, through the entire ten grade while avoiding covid broke. Sparks notes is my best friend. I didn't use all during the spakes pray unit and I still passed it with a ninety. That's impressive. They call me ster. My teacher, US not having access to books from the school, was sending us the cliffs notes website like budding icon. He my teachers sent us like PDFs of it. Yeah, my teacher sent us a sparks notes website. I love that. The fuck did I fuck that up? Oh well, okay, but to kill mocking bird is so good. Changed my Pillin Mokey, but I'll fuck I hated giving the book way. I thought about not giving the book back to school because I love it. Are I never read it? Fuck you read it. It's so good, dude. I know I keep hearing it. Also, I am a really big fan of the fact that my teacher did not use that book as an excuse to say the n word, like other teachers at my school. Why? Didn't even get to the pot where the n word was brought into it, and I'm so happy about that. Calgary School Board, Calgary School Board at Mr Dub stop saying the N Word while you're teaching to kill a mocking bird. A'l Borda Wolf Creek public schools. Can you give...

...us better? I'm playing soccer with my yarn ball in my half blanket. Fuck, almost so cute. This is just watch US accidentally. I really was scared. We're going to talk for like two hours, but like we're doing pretty well. Yeah, that's because we can't think of anything to talk about. You know what I can think about? Talking about? How Hot Zen Day is. Let's Go Gard Dad, but we go back bitch. Oh No, my monster, spill it. I've heard that fall over. Wow, it's if it would have spilled onto my copy of Oliver Twist and I would have like I would have shit my pants. Go we don't come out and drinking energy drinks, which is only what the violence. Amone. Sorry, what what do you play? You played the via a violin, don't you? Oh yeah, out of everyone in the entire friend loop, I would not think samone be the one that plays the violin. Okay, facts. Why do you not think I play the Violin? Sumone, you drink monster and you suck Dick all the time. The violin just seems like we're classy. would be so surprised about classical musician students. Like not to call anyone out, but holy Shit, they are got off, Jennifer Bro they are so wild. Oh my God, you don't know the hop that way. You meant your guy. No, actually, I met him in science by throwing paper at his head until you noticed me. What a little piss boy. I've still never been rejected in my life. Wow, I've never oh, that's revealed to the world. Now what that you got? Big titties. Everyone knows that. They can hear it in my voice. Big titties, no ass and big hitties, little ass and no dad. Get your note book to the final promotions. What we get your notebook? Oh, we can do ands again. Hang on, I'll just log into all of our social media. We don't have time for that. No, okay, I got it. Our instagram is house of cards, underscore podcast. Our twitter is LGBT, underscored Dick. I got that right. What's our other stuff? TUMBLO's house of cards, paytrion. This House of cards. Easily find us. Our only fans is house of cards, underscored Jackson. All the time I posted Monday through Wednesdays. died. Got Him some cute Mo Jerie for his birthday. Oh my God, my friend's mom got me a red song for my birthday. Was your mom there when you saw it? When she saw it? Oh Yeah, I put it on over top of my pants. It was a vibe. If your website again, what is it? House of cards, house about cards, lgbt Dot Wick...

...sitecom website. Okay, other than that, like seriously, like this has been a vibe. Guys, thank you for final with us. I'm pretty sure I'm going to call this episode. The vibes are good. Well, the vibe five are absolutely goolty. So we hope you enjoyed today's episode. It's not optential one, but you know, sometimes it's good to lay back, knit something and spill a monster. Until next time, about your Valis and have a good rest of your week. See You, guys.

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