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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode 5 · 11 months ago

House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast; Good Vibes

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Listen to three gay teenager vibe as we talk about how good zendaya looks. how school works. the trash that is Romeo and Juliet. Just stright vibing. 

Hi, I'm welcome to the House of cartsan LGVT podcast hi, I'm Samon I go by she. They pronouns and forcussyour pronounce appurrently I'm putting bloodstone on my altar so that I don'tdie from having my shark week. That's Balad Hi, I'm Jackson forget to pronouns, I go by he theyfitches and I'm currently finding my otherneedle. So I can knit I'm Abrian my pronounce. Are She herand I am working on a Shawl in which I have until Halloween to finish. WOR is ashawl. It's like like do you know like what a wrattwould be? No, it's imagine like a large sweater scarf. Oh fuck me to that's meyeah, so I have until Halloween to use up an entire ball of yarn and 'v E. I started on Saturday and I'vebeen bringing like my knitting to school with me so that I can get itdone. My Lord Samon do you need me to promotefor today? Yes, please, because I'm doing somestuff yeahowars, so we have things just don't know we have things, I'm not likesome o. This isn't my thing, so I wasn't ready. Give me a seck. I can getus to Al Instagram, real, quick, just O in I goodithouse, so use e name.A thing to find us Anascrami is house of cods underdashd podcast. I also wantto say thank you to the many people that have followed us since last timeand I hopefully listening because it would suck if you followed us anddidn't listen to us, so hi guys, utin particular, though stairs. We also want to say thank you toeveryone who liked our reson post, which reach one hundred and sixty likes.Can we just just a ran aposs that shit like that? Som? THAT'S SOM! Yeah! That's some good asshit question just pendulum work. Is itstill effective if you use a crystal necklact yeah, because a pendulum isn't meant tobe like a fortunae telling like terro cards, it's meant to be your intuition.Oh, I think ion et Ume, oh okay ar whiche is at lgbt underscore death. I don't go on here. Oh I o all the time Bro I weet fromthis winter. So much...

...just your prsonality because you postedfor a episode on Queer and then didn't do itfor a third episode and the last Pos ot the daygo saying I like women andthat's this okay. Listen. Would this be instagram? If I wasn'tposting stuff, probably well good to know, Altumblo ishouse of cards. Al Patron is House of Card Avery. I don't know our website.Can you do that? For Me Yeah, it's! Let me Google. Actually, my bedroom smells like burning moss.Literally none of us Ri. The WISID is house of cards lgbt Jot wicksite dcomwebsite. So I think momuck. So that's everything me and Abry Beantomone just panicking all the way like shit worry about it. Just just feel Igot ta grab my knitting and you got to Gribe your notebook. Why? Because we're doing two episodes in one nightfor the next one, we do have a five minute break. We are both recordingbecause of some illness, avery Ome I was't feeling noodgetting a coldUin Bus. It up one avery pushed through rip guys. Ifinally went to the office at my school and got my name changed in the schoolsystem and People Sto, calling you your de dead name in your comments. Ely adead name honestly, like someone's kind of a nickname changes in his school system for anickname, okay, listen! I okay. I have a theory.I could be a hundred percent wrong, but I think deadname only applies to peoplewho changed their name for gender reasons. Yes, the ITIPIE anyone who's, not usingtheir old name. I will admit I do still mess up andcall you Hannah sometimes well, you're, not the only one. I do sometimes too yeah. My parents still do it. I have a problem Os. I re there are too many stitches and notenough room on my needles. I feel that I'm just I a O Muh, Oh my God. I had to Scrab my first project becauseI realized I was breaking through the yarn and creating new knots, which wasfilling up my needles a and so I just had a stop and like Iwent through it and I had like sixteen...

...lines of Yan from one original line: Tea Fuck, I'm not gonna. I still haven'tedited Shit. I wonder if I could transfer some of mystitches onto like a string, probably and then just knit like that. That's hots poil! You can do anythingyou want. If you put your mind to it, we should say this. Isn't there's notopic for this episode. The title is unknown. Well, I'm goingto give it you better, not come off, not I'm going to give it a title like whenI'm posting it like be like okay. This is what we'll call in it. Yeah Jus,fibing kind of just us Ong crack because, like this is educational, but I'll, say thisagin and again we also don't want it to be very. Like y know, what's the WOC Borin our shitor fellow teens, so we just ot like every once in a while, we'll just getenough to Bo. You know like pissing communism, just like everyone else,yeah trogh like we will literally just come on andtalk about Chit like whatever we want, like. Maybe we'll get political andmaybe itw'll be serious or maybe we'll talk about how pickles are justcucumboes but female. Oh my God. That makes so much sense. Oh my God, Jackson.What have you done? Be Liht apolitics in the nextpresidential election you're voting. fortee, no excuse you so biding and trumps. Their microphonesare going to be automatically muded like I as the end of Thei two minutes,and I find it just so funny. It's like we really canceled the president good as he should. The presidentshouldn't be allowed to talk any president. No president, president artwo done to speak, but about Obama, okay, our pride minister. He cannottalk like he could probably do asl very well, but I do not think he is thecapability of using the English language in like I don't tin, you do either, butyou surprise me, but I didn't think samone could speakEnglish for like twelve years. WHAT DO IU mean? You knew me for one Tut, thefuck up little hole ache me I'll, do it that has a lot of sexual attention. That's the whole point of that phrase.Oh my God, O Kase, so I called my boyfriend a piss baby on the train. Hegot so sad. I had to like you pissed forth Atallik. It was so sad dont like realize, like Iwant to talk about a boy but like it's also a very high jenty listens to this,so you're kind of like o Shit, the fuck just talk about it, talk about a different point, but thesame things that you would say about boy that you want to talk about. Somoneis so attractive.

Honestly, I've never felt morevalidated. In my life I mean I use she tey prodowns, but being called a boyknow. Speaking of day, Shit and stuff well, for of all so, my family watches skin Moors on thetplace, which is likebody painting competition. Oh yeave, seen it. Oh, my God, Zindea was a guestjudge on one of the episodes and I literally couldn't function was thenlAoh, my God, but she's, just Zendeo man yeah anyone loves Zon. It's like howeverybody loves Tom Holland and everybody loves Zonda, like you can't,no matter what your sex prober is. It's just o powerful. They are too powerful. Oh, my God,they're like the APOWER elatent, no they're, not a couple Tho powerrelationship. I couldn't they could not be a couple: an Ombinary, okay, a or this news. Boandeo was nonbinary. They definitely break down genderstereotypes which we stand like grew. You do not have been on Binar to breakdown gender stereotypes, though Yeah Bitch Yeah, I'm not saying anythingabout like nonbinary, but she like doesn't really like conform yeah, gender styles and stuff. So ofjust breaking the gendas sterotype yeah I mean have you seen her in a suit? Ohmy God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Sorry, I'm such a lesbianfor her an daiss in Daa in a suit, is what I see when I have corny sleep.PROUL history, Qu! No, not on this Christian linecraft sor areyou can sent out the word Horny Jackson, I'm traein yea, I'm Stolbryeat, Oh, my God, Onsiina Abicu barbecuesauce on Matits Oson. There Burn Hues, House, Ama,tittis, that's literally somote every conversation we have with them. Okay,so I think that that originally came from orange as the new black, but I'mnot sure. No, it's Avine. I know it's a vine, but they say thaton Orange is the new black, Oh fuck. Maybe it is what came first, thechicken ar the egg, so Moye someon did not calling wat a CDID T we're talking about different things. Some on always comes fost with me. THAT'S NOT TRUE! You, like man,...

Fuckwe, got so much shit to do. I have like homwork an English homework.I'M G be honest. So I'm growing up to cargo to see my fam Yeh. Oh my God. I can't wait, butthere's also a part of me that wish I wasn't and not because I don't want tosee you guys it's Gus Huh, it's because you hate us. No, it's because we just started on newcampaign, and I ended it off on such a Cliftaner, and now it's going to be twoweeks. Beforewe get to figure out what happens honey, seeing you is so much betterthan doing a dng campaign over the phone, not true, itch no bro, honestly having math and Englishan the same semester is the worst shit in the world. Really, I would find ituplifting. It is so much work. What about taking two sciences on thesame semester and a PVA project do ever. I don't think two science isn't thesame semester is as bad really you'r. King depends on Ha Science, thoughMythodiin math, actually compared to like chemistry, right biol is better than chemistry and Y'allcan fight me on this. I agree with you and for my second science, I'm justgoing to do calculus, because I really like math. I want to give birth to the Berritothat I had at lunch through my butthole, okay God. I can see why, like we normally havetopics, this is shit. We saw this is terrible, lie no OS gonna,listen to thet, Lo Indo, the first five minutes and be like what the fuck are.They all I'S gonna! Listen to this, but like it's fine, we're vibing, we putout an episode. We did the work cash me searching up. LGVT scholarships fuck me too. Oh, my God! I if you aretransgender, there are scholarships available and all Durda for you, Honestly Romeo and Juliet, like thewhole, it's Troe Romanticize in society in the fact that, like I hate it, butthe themes and like the longing like, oh my god Bro, I just I think the fect that Juliet was fourteen and shethought it would be the end of her life. If she couldn't date, Romeo pisses meoff so much that I refused to read it: okay, okay, okay, okay, talk about uccause! I was the exact same way upuntil over this summer. Okay, so come on. I'm going to do a whole ass,literary analysis and I've never doned. Here we go so yeah. That's why I hatedit too, because I was like Oh, but it's all about love and it's all aboutromance, and no it's not it's about the...

...oppression in their families and it'sabout pressure and it's about war and Daia, but it like it's about all these things that,like t e romance, is like barely just brushing the surface, because it's likeit's these two kids who have been so sheltered all of their lives and it'slike they long for an escape and like at the beginning of the play. Romeo waslike, Oh, like I'm, supposedly like oh I'm, in love with Rosaleen, but, likehe's so sheltered and he's so trapped in that love story that it's like themoments hat humates do Wiet. Then it's like it becomes so freeing that's. What you're saying is Romeo isa piss boy, hirter sucks, I'm sorry! I hate him.Listen! I'm GOINTA, be honest. I don't like Roman Juliet because of Pedopholia facts like that is valid, so you wordscan all go on on. Like oppression and slavery, or whatever the Shit, but it'spedofilar for me, it's the PEDOPELIA. For me, I meantechnically like they're only three years apart, though: Okay, no he'seighteen she's like thouteen, no she's or he's twenty three she's. Fourteenexcuse me: what variations have you read? And Paris is forty? That's theofficial one, the official age of Roman and Julie by Shakespeare. Shakespeare has never given Romeo aspecific age. It doesn't mean he didn't tend it latesor s yes and parits is around forty, which is so gross. Imagine me marrying a fourteenyear or aforty year old two years ago. Shakesparthough his age is betweenthirteen and twenty one. Sixteen and Twenty One thiurteen and twenty one Rome up yeah. He has noally Pu, he'snoly betrayed as sixteen as e years old, but it can be introubled as a fishtifteen year old or younger Oalthoug. Even fourteen is still lrong change. Mymind dating at thirte Marin at thirteen isstill fucked up, but you also have to look at the Times yeah back then that was okay, but it'sstill disgusting that, like the big, how wig of a name different it was broif, okay, if somebody is still wearing Ninja turtle, boxers or any variationof that or they're still wearing it, but that didn't exist pact then or okay.Listen just hear me out if someone is still at the age where they're stillusing those things or if, like they're,...

...still wearing that pink waterproofMascera, that has the green lid from the dollar store. You know the one I'mtalking about right, yeah yeah, my God, I do. I use that you think thoseproducts they are not no, no, if thor still mourning for love and readingpoetry at elementary level, they are not eligible for marriage yet, but onthe which I'm just saying, if they're still going through their Ogoi Ifyouhaven't glowed up, you can't get married changed my mind, so you wake card, yet I'm never getting o gasp. I think this is a good spot to end it. Ke bromeotule eve realy said this is agood spot to end in and then they killed themselves. Do It bat ged ass, you would n' kill yourselfabout com myself, tell Yoa bro Bra. Let's do it. WRO Roet Turn Romeo into aFrat, poy yeah and I dealy was always a fucking Frabo, okay, fat x, Mecusiato, Damn Mercusiocould step on my neck. HEC Kill you and that's just on facts.RECUCSIO could stip on my neck and I would thank him. You know fuck thatShit. I still can't believe I got through the entire tenth grade withoutreading Romeo and Juliett. How did I manage? I guess, through the entiretenth grade, will avoiding covid broke. Sparksnot is my best friend. Ididn't us all during the spakes for a unit and I still passed it withinninety. That's impressive. They call me smauters my teacher us not having access to books from theschool wath sending us the cliffs notes website like Beti icon. He, my teacher, sent us like PDS of it yeah my teacher sent us a sparks noteswebsite. I love that what the fuck did. I fuckthat up. Oh well, okay, but to kill a mocking bird is sogood change. My Mkillin ockey Bout, Oh fuck, I hated giving the bookway Ithought about not giving the book back to the school because I love it. Ihaven't: read it fuck, you read it it's so good dude! I know I keep hearing it also. I am areally big fan of the fact that my teacher did not use that book as anexcuse to say the NWORD, like other teachers at my school. Why didn't even get to the pot wherethe enwold was brought into it and I'm so Tupky about that? How Gary SchoolBoard Calgary schoolboard at Mr Dubb stop saying the enwards, while you'reteaching to kill a mocking bird...

Alboda, Wolf Creek public schools. Canyou give us better, I'm playing soccer with my yarn bowl inmy half blanket bork Awas, so cute? This is just watch US axcillently. Ireally was cared. We were going to talk for like two hours but like we're doingpretty well yeah a's, because we can't think of anything to talk about. Youknow what I can think about talking about how hot Sundaya is. Let's e ARD,but Wa go backpitch. Oh nno, my monster. Still it I've heard that fall over wowit's if it it would have spilled. On my copyof Oliver Twist and I would have like I would have shit. My pants O weretalking about n drinking enerdadring, which I newly what the Violins Amon. Sorry, what? What do you play? You playthe Y violin. Don't you oh yeah, out of everyone in the entire friend Goup. Iwould not think somoon be the one that plays the violin. Okay facts. Why do you not think I play the violin,so wont you drink monster and you suck Dick all the time the violin just seemslike I or class, would be so surprised about classical musician students like not to call anyone out but HollyShit. They are gon off Jennifer Bro. They are so wild. Oh my God, you Donoknow the he that way. You met you ight! No! Actually I methim in science bythrowing paper at his head until you noticed me what a little Pissbor I'vestill. Never been rejected in my life wow I've! Never! Oh that's! REREALED TOTHE WORLD! Now what that you got big titties! Everyone knows that they can hear it inmy voice. I big titties, no ass and big TITTI'slittle ass and no dad o tough, the final promotions. What get your notebook at we can do hang on I'll, just log into all of oursocial media. We don't have time for that. No okay! Igot it. Our instagram is house of cards underscore pododcast. Our twitter islgbt underscore Dick. I got that right. What's our other stuff, tomblows houseof Cots pature in the tell some cards easily find us, our only fans is houseof cards underscore Jackson, Ye h all the time I post Monday, through Wednesdays, Ijust died, got him some cute longery for his birthday. Oh my God, my friends,mom got me a red thong for my birthday. Was your mom there when you saw it whenshe saw Itt? Oh Yeah, I put her on overtop of my pants. I was a Vibe, you put you wepsite again. What is ithelse of cards, housseole cards, olgbt,...

...doc, wick sitecom website, okay, other than that like seriouslylike this, has been a vide guy. Thank you for tiving with us. I'm pretty sureI'm going to call this episode. The vives are good. Wot thevide ie are absolutely gooty, sowe hope you enjoyed today's episode. It's not outo special one, but you knowsometimes it's good to lay back knit something and spill a monster until next time. Mber your valid and have a good rest oyour week, so guys.

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