House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards; An LGBTQ podcast: Genderqueer


Today! We welcomed out newest member of house of cards JESSE! Their chaotic energy is the perfect welcome to our ranks! We really hope you have a laugh with them, as they are one of the best people we know! Today topic was genderqueer. We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! and remember you are vaild as fuck.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone, Jesse, 

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello, guys, Gals and nonbinary pails. You may be wondering who is this sexy, mysterious, alluring, sensual voice you're hearing. I'm jumping off a cliff. It's all forthe rapture. I have kidnapped the hosts. This is my show. Now,I'm kidding. What's the show? Show is how some parts podcast andLGBT podcast time. My name is Jess. My pronouns are he they good,good job, wow, good, good job. You tell I likeso proud of you. Excellent thing, but you can't see green. Everywhere, says it. Okay, great, I'm getting in spirit. Hello,y'all, I'm Ablian. I you see her pronouns, and I'm back toknitting. Have you not been knitted the past few episodes? Actually, no, it's been weird. Usually I've been painting my name else. Wow,I'm doing my nails right now. I love. Well, I'm Jackson.I use he them pronouns, and you know what, I haven't been onthis computer since I edited the last episode, and so there's a bunch of Shit. I don't know why it's up here. You know happens right,vibing, hi, I'm summoned I what you sound like a you sound sodead inside, high like you just asked you to introduce yourself to the classname and something fun, fun fact that you really class Yuh, can youhi? My name is Samone. I usually they and I have triple dtitis. Did just like all right, you can sit the fuck down, smone. What's the teenagers scared the living copyrighted? No, we just said like asingle line from it. Yeah, so, I like we were sittingthe entire song. My kids all over the Internet. So before, ifyou didn't send the entire song, I'm not allowed to edit out. There'sso many times the so many times we go in a Rambo for like tenminutes and I'm like, this is really like not a good topic. Weshould ramble on for the PODCAST. Use this. Yeah, so I'm justbreaking the school for ten minutes and then I have to delute you. Anyway. You might be wondering why there is this new person. I don't knowthat. We all did ASCID. Well, also, yeah, we did not. We are miners. will all minors in a such we only followminor rules, which are we don't drink, we don't do illegal suspences that arenot for minors. Yeah, but you said we only follow those rules. So does that mean we can rob banks? Yes, yes, that'sminor. Yeah, you know, we can do that. Yeah, begave you crime. Come on, but yeah, afor you want to continue, like stay, what do you want to explain? Who wants to explain? What happened? I can explain.

Okay. We decided to invite Jess, who guest starred on our nine bear binary episode, to join the podcastbecause they are queer, baby fruity. That's it. That's the only reason. They are a whole as fruit salad. Yeah, I I got any doctrinated? Is that the right word? Definitely not for cult shit, butstill applies. I guess we are Colpe. We are into it. Yeah,we had a candle and everything just sneezed it out on you do veryand then you just and then you drive it. Dropped it. No,it like it broke, Dude. That's what happened. Yeah, they're atyou just dropped it because you were like panic or something. No, justactually failed to blow the candle out the first time. Yeah, so wehad to like the mysterious, but then I didn't do it hard enough.That's what she said. And then the second time I sneezed it out.That's my kink. Um was so on burnt. Okay, sure, wherecan you find us on the Internet? HMM, if you want what?If you want to see my only fans preview? I'm just kidding, andyou want to follow us on if you want to follow us on social media, you can find us on Instagram at House of cards underscore podcast, ontwitter at lgbt underscore deck, on Ticktock as House of cards podcast, andon only fans, says nor carld marks. Oh my God, I could alreadyfeel like the regret from Jackson and avery of having me and Simone togethersummon all the time. This is just you, this is just someonone hassomeone now to balance out their crackhead energy. Yeah, no, I just havelike, oh, we're just gonna enable each other. I'm about you. Oh sorry, I would like to announce. It is about ninety fivepercent edited things. Awesomeone that's valid. About one point five percent is avery accidentally saying like something. That's like actually say something and not realizing howbad that is, and then the rest of me not be any they awardand that is the editing process. Of the podcasts like well, Simone can'tsay that avery did not need it's just getting hurt of everything that Simone saysand then like overlaying the words, the Jackson messes up on and that's it. Yeah, Simone actually doesn't speak. No one knows simone exists. Wealwayshould edit it out. There's like a robotic voice when never seems supposed tointroduce hello. It's like text to speech. Yeah, I just like humoring meby letting me record with you guys. Then you just had me out.Yeah, Oh my God, this is simmone slander. You know,that could honestly be true. I don't think I've listened to an episode sincethe very first one. All of the pots that a very rights for Simonaall false. There not real too say. We just kind of fold it outof a butt. And what do you do? What I love forthis days. We can edit it out. We just we mean may becoming acall like this second, like later in the night, and re recordlater in the night. Okay, now I know you're lying, because averydidn't stay at past seven PM. I... talk. I had a conversationwith avery at like a midnight. Every can stay up till at least night. Well, I'm that was like an imposter. The thing is is that, because I have like mild Insombia, so I have to like take mypills from zero to nine and then I have to go through my routine andthen I get in dead and then I like decome for us for an hour. I usually end up actually falling asleep around eleven. It just takes melike three hours to get there. Well, that's there. Oh, yeah,I just care. So I just I just knew things. Until I'msober, doubt that I pass out best see. So I'll lay and usuallyaround two am, and then the second that I feel my eyes start toclose, I'll slam my laptop shut and then just throw myself into the bedand tried sleep. I like to imagine this like some communion and like fullon in the air. Hit's the bed bounces and just like sleeps. Yeah, and like if that doesn't work that I'll get up and do something else, but it usually works. That's a whole. Never works. I've neverslept a day in my life. I have never slept. I've been consciousfor all seventeen and a half years of my life. I'm yeah, that'sanother thing. We we all realize this. Like so, we haven't been ableto do any aths and stuff because none of us eighteen and it kindof need to be eighteen. Yeah, but we're all seventeen now. Let'snot talk about that. I don't want to be scared. No, Ijust mean, like none of us have been the same age, or likeall of us have not been the same age. Yet we know the sameage when we started it. No, don't think so. If we will, you seventeen last Sumember? September, no, no, she was six. Then we've hearted it. We all started sixteen. Yeah, I'll pocketall of these things with for sixteen years. I actually have to change that.Now, give me a second. Oh my God, are animals allthe children? Yeah, like just your literally also seventeen and December and thena little under two months. Wow, couldn't be us. Could change myname legally. We say. We are so excited. See, look,look, look, we are for seventeen year olds. That was just ablatant lie. What, no, it's not. Will you said we're forseventeen year old. Oh wait, yeah, yeah, wasn't about me. Iwas like shut up, I forgot I existed for a second. I'mokay. Does anybody here have proof that I exist, though? I didn'tthink so. Yeah, the picture of you with my bird is such awonderful photo. I love it so much. I wanted my boss that and shewas like, wow, that's so wholesome. Wow, that crazy.I was like, do you want to see a picture of me with abird while on another planet? You mean space travel, right, obviously,all obvious. Obviously, obviously. So talking about alien aliens don't follow gendernorms. Neither to Gender Queer people. Let's go. Concept is gender.Let's absolutely brilliant we are. Yes,...

...have gender rules? I don't thinkso. That's the next episode. I don't think they do. Not Back. Ladies and labs and Gentle Queers, today you were chatting about gender.Exclamation point. We've talked about a gender on the show quite a bit andI rock and iconically. Our episode on nonbinary was an episode that just guestsstart on. We've talked freequently about Gender Queer in our nonbinary episode, butmore in a passing wings. So today we're going to be talking about genderqueer more in depth as its own identity. Starting off the tone. Gender Queeris pretty self expendary. Like what more do you need? You needa helping hand, you need Daddy, you need mommy to hold your hand. Well, Mommy's not here right now, so figure it out. As we'vetalked about before, the would queer means out of the box, orweird, a case amone, quirky, cold, cool, like im addingthat into the documents. Of that that can be an official thing. Whatactually, maybe we should just start saying gender quirky, Genderqu my instagram bio. I not like other genders. I'm gay, but that one of mygrave actually, Oh my God. Anyways, way, Oh my God, actuallyfunny for one. So, because because queer meant all of those things, it's why queer was seen as a slow for so long. Now Idon't exactly know what ivery meant by this, I'm still going to say it.GENDER IS GENDER, simply that gender, Gender Jenna. That's the whole noexplanation. This is so blassic. Gender is gender, but gender.Well, this gender is gender, but anyway. Oh, is it?Oh, go, is it announced? I'll go, are go. Thankyou, I'll go. JENDER. I have three people that can correct menow. Fuck, except for that one time when I really could not saythat one word or more diffus. No, that would eyes of them. Thatsounds like all homeless td. What the fuck exactly are Goo gender pairplace to gender, which is out of the box. So there's the boxof genders and gender queer is on the up side. I like the ideathat there's just a box of yeah, they can, I make a jokethey may have been about. Okay, everyone be silent for five minutes.No one speaks for five seconds. I'll show you my gender box. Ifeel like Gender Queer beside the box, like on the sidewalk with a notethat says free. I'd like that idea. I'd like to state. I feellike leaving in the joke that sumone made just so someone could be embarrassed. I feel like that's what smone deserves in this. I wouldn't got,I wouldn't know, but I would remind you every day. Hey, youknow that joke you made? That was really cringey. Five people listen toit. It's a pickup line. Okay, yeah, less of a pickup lineand more of like a demand, but oh my God, so thebest pickup ie I've ever heard is. Hey girl, are you a toaster, because I want to take a bath with you. So anything that isnot, anything that is not within the...

Gender Binary, Aka s hip snails, puppy dog tails and sugar and spice and everything nice, that's a lowI like to make a statemant. Spice is definitely a gender and it's calledwomen anyway. Endu clear are spite and divinity and manifestation or something else entirelyexactly spite. I would like to say that Gender Queer are spite in divinitydoes come from when all four of us on out? Oh yeah, thatVice. My gender is spite. I would just like to say yeah,before me as but at I only eggcity. My gender is divine. Anger umabout gender is the fact that we could look at it kind of likea compass, which is something we've talked about on our episode of Androgyny,not I was there. The compass is made of masculinity, femininity, drogenyand undefined. You can land literally anywhere on this compass and congratulations. Gender, or relack thereof, either is fine. Also, the compass test is notas not at all, to tell you what pronouns you should use,even if you land in the femininity quadrant. That just means you have more stereotypicallyfeminine traits. So, like me, I like wearing makeup or wearing morestereotypical feminine seven in clothes. I'm really do my nails as we speak, but I use he, they pronounce. So you can still use te himor they them, even you landed femin a quadrant. Gender isn't realbreath. Yeah, that which one is in real gender? Yeah, okay, yeah, so you can anyway. Chell. Anyways, I yeah,you can say fuck gender roles without saying fuck gender as like a construct orthe opposite. You know, everyone has their own opinion on gender, andas long as those opinions don't oppress people who experience gender in a more funkyway than you do, because they're cooler by just have a funky gender,it's group your gender Booky, yeah, gender corky exactly. anyways, aslong as they're not an oppressive opinion, your opinion is valid as fuck.I guess you can, because are you okay, sweeting? I stop myselfso many times with the sewing needle it I'm in pain. Anyway. Isthe biggest thing about the Gender Quirky Lgbtq, Pas community, LGBT, I'll getblack community. Is that differences should be celebrated. If one person hasa different idea of gender quirky than you do, wait not. I feelthat wasn't even hopeful for us. It's cannon. Now, that wasn't okay. It's out. It's lgbtq cannon. If one person has a different ideaof gender queer than you do, then celebrate it. Gender is not setin stone. It is set in Gender Quirky. Gender Quirky, Quirky,incredible. Gender Queer can literally be anything. I no matter if someone decides theylike looking like a girl or a...

...boy, or if you think they'reone gender rather than the other, that person is still gender queer. AndI just accidentally scrolled all the way to the top of the document and Ilost my place. Sam, like, are we talking about expression in areand drugs? In the episode, you can dress like one gender while identifyingas another. Wear a dress and use he they were text you shee herbe bald and use z she look like a forest nymph and use he,her sex, as much between your legs. Gender is a social construct. Soall pants, I'm sure, and underwear. They're all sorts of constructs. Besting, like one of those is a lot. So is computers.So computers and books and language and, okay, again, collows. Butlike, let's not all strip. You're not wrong, but you're not righteither. Yeah, if you live in Canada you shouldn't strip, but ifyou live in like a hot climate, you probably can. I don't know. There's nude beaches in California and like exactly frants go to friend loves ofCalifornia. Anyway, Gender Queer Force started being used as a denity around s. That doesn't mean genderqueer didn't exist before that. JENNET create, like we'vediscussed in a non binary episode, falls under the IMPERLA Tom of transgender,which, like we've discussed, simply means not agreeing with the gender you weresigned at. Both other identities that are similar to gender creer include a genderand gender non binary and gender fluid, which was definitely not supposed to beit. Yeah, I thought that's the gender today. That's the what's thegender to night? Tender, Queer, tender, Quirky gender for it wouldbe kind of funny if we start tweeting up gender. The day ender ofthe day. This is the gender of to day. Like your pronouns.Every day. Just change your gender every day. You're just stand your fellowsgender every day. Look, fuck, you are just like every other.Gender identity can be literally anything you want. If you don't feel comfortable in thebody you were raised with, then change it. It's expensive, butdo it anyways. Well, sorceryes pulling now feels right. We change yourpronouns. We're hot topic jokers. What does that have to do anything?Try some kind of fruity briefs. Express the way you want and let yourgender off leaf to run through by'm dyslexic off Leashtra Rug throughly piles and digaround in the trash like a selfpropseed raccoon. Fuck my boxer briefs, unless throughthe minecraft ones. I Have Alber Christmas briefs, though. Is thatokay? I totally care. That's pushing it, but like I gues's fine. I don't. I have no color, colorful boxer berries. I wish straightman boxer briefs and boxes. And Yeah, also, like you,I just so I came out as gender career, or I thought I wasgender queer first. I think yeah, I came out to first and thatwas when I first change my name, and the only reason I changed tobinary was because the pride flag was the same colors, is Wallowigi, andI thought that that was really petty. Where are you fucking joking? SoI'M gonna, I'm dead ask Dude, look it up. I'm like athousand percent. My ex pointed it out one day. They were like,Dude, did you know that Wallowigi's canotically nonbinary? And I was like what? They were like, look at the Flag Poles. It's literally just theWallowigi Color Palette, and I had a...

...stroke. I had a whole stroke. The above people who just changed their identity the gender natural because of that. I mean I did it. You know it's possible, but, UM, gender kiers the only thing that I knew of at the time. Iactually didn't find out about the them pronouns until I was, I want tosay, thirteen, fourteen. Um, but in on that like thing,it's completely valid to change your label. I've changed my labels so many timesand I probably will continue to, just because new things keep coming out and, like, you know, was that like new gender just dropped? Yougender dropped falls a hot topic. They just released a new gender. Thatis something you would say to your mom, though, to my mom, no, my dad, to my mom. Come on, bestie. Oh,sorry, it was funny. You know. CONGRATS. You now beenknow about Gender Queer. Go forth and spread knowledge like mushroom sports. That'show mushrooms have sex. That is so inappropriate. Tree cap shoots out havingsex like that. I do wow, you my hearty. Hell yeah,moving on anyways. Swiftly along TREKAP, we welcome jess our residents fuck.Yeah, WHO HAS NO GENDER? Is Valid as fuck. What problem?Our resident ball of no. Yes, sometimes gender, Chris of Gender.Quirky. I'm a resident Corky ball of fuck. Okay, I really likeball of fuck, though. That's good. I'm using that. I don't knowwhere, but all use it. No, it's definitely how it introducingyou in Instagram and twitter posts. Welcome to that, I'm gonna be honest. Tick Tock. Yeah, you can make a tick tock best. Thankonce we release this episode, but once we're getting ready to so two weeks. Do it now. No, prepare we talks and stick them in thedraft. You'll free to do that. I would that would make all liveseasier. Anyway. Yeah, some. Oh, have you finished? No, you've only talked about jess. Well, that's all we need. Oh,I highlighted the party. Oh, being gender quarry or not having agender as valid as fuck. Incredible in my gred. Okay, Bessie,you did it. Brain goes for I think we should call an ambulance forthe yeah, that's calling ambulance, but not for but now it's one hundredpercent persemone yeah, I think someone might be dying. Mommy, having longit's fun. So on. How many things are my holding up? Sixtynine. Oh my God, how did you know? Well, now,wait, wait and a minute. I have sixty nine fingers. You gota problem with that? Hello, no, I don't. I just think thatit. But that's just gender quirky for you. Gender Quirky people havesixty nine fingers confirmed? Well, like sixty nine on both hands, oris it? Like, are they in...

...other place? Yes, yeah,sixty nine on your elbow. Sixty nine, I don't both fingers. There's alsotwelve of the places. Will Sixty nine fingers exist? This is remindingme of that. You remember that? You might have to edit the subjects. And so do you remember the Harry Potter thing? That was like thefirst floors infested with a demon and it's as twelve frenuses. It's reminding meof that. Why? I literally do not know that. Okay, great, you really don't know. Well, no, but I want thank yousend me the video. Thank you so much for coming today's episode. Ihope you enjoyed it and I hope we get to see you next week.Make sure to give a womolcome to jess as. They won't be leaving anytimesoon, so get used to him, or else, you know, we'lljust get rid of you. Leave. We've killed twelve people already, butif you don't make it anyway, have a good rest of your life.Is there anything else to add? Well, it is fook. I'm still knitting. That's you, Surety Gay.

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