House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode · 1 year ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Gay

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

TODAY! we talked about how simone found a weird shirt. We also talked about the sexuliaty gay! Sorry this ep took so long to come out, we had some issue. remember you are vaild as fuck! 

music was Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapism.

Because I was gonna say like, did it a show up one day or just like a weird tank top, I mean falid. Now that they're done with that conversation, hello, and welcome to the House of cods and hell, my podcast. What's up, Chams, how you doing? Oh my gosh, I had such a good day. I wasn't talking to you, but okay, was talking to our small community. Community built a small like it's fine, whatever. beautful. The word hello give me stuck. I means goodles. grammarly showing up on the side of my google dogs, which means that somebody wrote something wrong. No, it's just we don't right down. You can one me out anyway. grammarly is I'm not grandmaly's bitch. Anyway. Hello. Hello, that's why I stopped talking. Dies caught our camera. Hello, my name is Jackson. You sometimes you can call me skittles. That's just because I'm eating skittles Um and my favorite flavor looks like it's going to be strawberry, Straw fruit, but we don't know. Let's test the guys. That's fine, I'm gonna eat one right now. I'll tell you. FAB like a drawberry sets fruit REPROMO. That is a fancy no, wait, flavor. Wait, I just know, like red and green. So, so it tastes like it tastes. So you guys know how like the scented maker smell? Yes, yes, it's like basically all...

...smell the exact same, with a little bit of change in them. Yes, okay, this is what they taste like. Oh, they taste like that smell. I don't enjoy it, but it is putting me back to when I was happy. Oh, anyway, okay, anyways, hi, I'm Samon. I use she, they he pronouns, and that's hot, I know. And I got a little scarf today from our Dean's and I'm going to use it as a veil because I'm a witch who I don't have a baby bottle. Now, okay, I don't really want to know why, but every day I feel like some Moan brings in a little bit new chaos. Yeah, every day. Anyways, I am a very and I use she, her pronounced, and I got an illustrated copy of the Da Vinci Code today and I am so in love with it already. I can't worry, J Rinky, but just be right. Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm playing with him me, but think because I am eating. So I don't want, like just audio to be Chok show doing iconic. You know what else is like? Con It while Instagram, twitter and Tick Tock. Someone take it away. All right, okay, Promo. I still don't know the name of our Tick Tock. However, I'm going to try it. You can find us on Instagram at House of cars underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck and on Tick Tock as house of cards podcast, House of cards lgbt. Fuck, I just downloaded tick tock for the first time today. No, sided all this felt weird. COMORROW, not...

Tom Sorry, I'm sure you guys have seen no episode on anxiety that day. I want some moant to post something, anything, some one. I want you to be the first person to post on it. That's on brand. Just post to anything. I don't care if the talk. Yeah, on the Tick Tock. Okay, I gotta Find My horse masks so I don't accidentally do a face of real that I don't want to do. You can. I have a horse up. I can wear that. So starwberry, star fruit a little week. Banana Berry very strong. It hits you on an instinct. starwberries, no, blank, starwberry. Yeah, dacted him line. Act by it. HML might be my favorite. It's a little Saudy. It's very nice, like can't be makes hours, though, if not, our Adam, a very pretty girl, complimented my eyelander today and it also is, coincidentally, one of my very old friends. Dude, pretty girl. It's like give me heart attacks, I know. I remember Zender I was guest starring on this show. My family and I were watching once and I honestly could not function. You know when I come out what blood cloths I got? More true, true. It was like I D I'm gonna have like blood cloth because of my birth control, and I think it's really funny. I hoped. I think that. Oh, like it's probably going to happen, like it's one of them made at effect. So it in the hospital. Knock Kerk Freak sumone's in the hospital to Vinki. The NKI music question is like, is one of us one in the hospital? Would we a continue normally like with this? The two of us...

...be get, like get someone else to fulfill their role until they come back, or see, force them to record? Well, they're in the taste. If I went to the hospital right now, I would try and record while I'm there, honestly, but one of the team tube and on mouth off of that, like I'm already have to keep up with school like while I'm there, like if I were to go to the hospital, so why not also keep up with House of cards? Well, honestly, I think if one of us did go, I think we did invite Jus over to like do a quick, like few episode while you're dying, replace the vibes. Eventually all of us will die in the PODCAST will be run by three new hosts. Just slowly, honestly, down has it down to our children a dynasty, a whole diness, and watch, watch, they'll be like way more famous than us. Oh, oh, definitely, but doing this till we die. We're doing this sole and then we'll sit there and we'll kill our children for being famous o than us. You think it's a joke? No, like that. All kids listen to the PODCAST, dude, like by the time all of our kids are running the podcast, like all the old episodes are going to see homophobic. Change my mind by the time of because running the podcasts will not be existing. If it will. You're saying we're gonna do this podcast of fifteen years and only this podcast. Yes, I mean I admire the dedication. If anything, UM wonder put in the among company is awesome sauce. HMM, awesome sent remember exactly why I put that in there. I think that we were just adding back and forth. So recently all it's my kind of thing. Recently I've been saying awesome...

...possum and awesome sauce, and so he said that to the group chat when we were quickly talking about today's episode and it was like that's actually about in the dictionary and I don't believe every it God added a few years back. I need poof really type it in Google Docs. It will not turn up wrong. Also Google. No, I need you to say it to me. I'm lately, I am Lazy. I am googling right now. Awesome Dude Ski. Just trust avery, she knows everything. Awesome sauts, awesome socks. Yep, okay, the Google Dictionary from Oxford languages. Awesome sauce adjective informal, extremely good, excellent. Example the ladies awesome sauce weekend in Vegas and it prematurely etymology English awesome and English weak sauce, combination sauce, awesome sauce. What is weak sauce? Oh, something you can insult. Yeah, so I think that is of poor or disappointing standard or quality. That's that's cool. Every tone on your camera so we can use to gather mode so we can what you together. Just turn on your camera. Okay, I did. Oh, won't load for me, leaven, come back. What? Like? Least I can come back. Wow, I needed to do together mode. Oh, we just like cancel the podcast until the walks. I also bought a bucket hat today, but I go. But I bought a book. It had super sick. I will not go get it because it's on on a shell for right now. Okay, apparently that's valid. So that's just disgusting. A well, yeah, I'm trying to...

...figure out how to do solo cats cradle, but I can't get past like this one thingy cat's cradle. I haven't done that so long. Like I can only get back to like the Kursky Cross thingy. I making up the G and LGBT. No, that was do lead us into our topic, good friend. Yeah, it's going to talk. Let's get into a topic which today, I don't know if you saw this, will be gay, the homoe. Oh my God, I's Kamera was walking. I'm great seeing you all with my presence together. What works is only three of us? That makes me feel disgusted. Anyway, I'm looking at the boxes that we had as we talk about homosexuality in men, specifically specific man in the LGBT, which is what we are. Someone who's gay is homosexual, which means they like the same gender and sex as them this is a little bit for science, because I like sense a lot. So, Holmo, same sexual means sex. Wow, yeah, that's kind of that's why people are called Homo Sapiens. Exactly exactly we would a Sapian made. Then, Um, like it's the race that humans are likes o our same human what sort of weird curious etymology lessons today? You all only was super weird about here today. Well, you free to continue, Jackson. Okay, a very well, both men, women and M beast. Both means to avery. Well, a very messed up, every messed up literas. Now, well, men, women and MBS identifies homosexual. The Tom Gay is normally used to a feel report two men or tract other men and sometimes mbes who are talk...

...to the other men as well, which, whatever you before, true. That doesn't mean that being gay and then FIS is exclusive to people who identifies a man, as I just said, and bees. It doesn't just have to be man. Gay Is an U, an umbrella Tom and can be used by anyone for any attraction of sexuality. Exactly whatever label you want is pogue, unless it's a slow that it's not park it's not that. True as fuck. It is not bound as fuck. Wonderfu some finger knitting. Sorry, I'm finger knitting, figured knitting. Do the poetting. To people who are gay may choose to use the term androsexual or androw romantic, which is a specific romantic or sexual attraction to men or male appearing individuals. Likewise, people who don't identify as gay can also use these terms. One thing that has brought up some discussion in the past few years is the topic of people outside the gender binary use the term gay and exactly what their attraction or sexuality entails, because the gay definition is seen as someone who is attracted to the same or up same sex or gender, SAM or opposite tender. This has confused in people. Simply put, if a non binary or gender fluid individual identifies this gay, they're then they're attracted tour they're attracted to just like every other identity. You are never obligated to explain your attractions or preferences to someone, and if someone tries to like force that on you, then they are not valid as fuck. They are valid as wait, invalid as fuck?...

Yeah, they're invalid as fuck. I tried to think of something that was like the opposite of fuck. That would be like valid is abstinence, but that was not coming out right in my head. anyways, identities bargain personal and how you identify, how you feel, that's like specific to you. It is inherently unique. But just how long it have gay people been around? This is where my history buff is going to come out a little bit. Street teacher, a free history teacher, a great history teacher, just a whole dating all the way back to twenty four century BCE, which is before common era but actually isn't really like specified, which kind of bothers me. Anyways, the oldest known case of speculated male homosexuality where a pair of Egyptian lovers who shared the title of overseers of a manicurist in the palace of King not sure how to say this one, Nie Sear, Nie sear new. Yep, he was. Basically he was the fifth. I think it was like the six to five Faara row or whatever. But these two speculated Egyptian lovers, they are given names. Are have to figure out who I prefers yet. Okay, ZANAMA HAT pew. ZANAMA hat pew, I think. And nidge done, Sinama, I really. I said, what if we made this very difficult? WHOOPS, why? I gave it to myself. Didn't want to put didn't want to you know, torture, Yo, you got torch would be oh okay, and anyways, I we will...

...make a post about these two s that will include their names there, since I am completely watching the pronunciation. But basically their names translate to joined in life and joined in death, which that's cute as shit. Man, that's dude, that's just fucking the door role. Imagine loving someone that much. Any won't be me. I could never, cannot be honest. So certain details and hieroglyphs actually have led to other theories, including the possibility that they were twin brothers. However, if it had been a man and a woman sharing a tomb with intimate hieroglyphs, I'm sure no one would have thought that they were siblings. And that's sound, that's normativity. So this before we get into the final thing, Avery House decided her to me the porcelain with the speeching pedi bit and can't speak, so I have put highlight of things. So when I pause, avery, you say the highlighted pot I will say it. Okay, I go right, come on, we got this. Additionally, one of the force were quoted gay men and history is believed to be Tibetan, to Sam and shot and Mesh be local to coper. Okay, I said every Simone here in two people does not make it better. I want to join. Okay, you can pick which one of you was saying it. Okay, do you want to say the first one of the second one? This is the first one. Okay, okay, we're sorry, that's over again. Okay. Additionally, one of the force recorded gay men history is believed to be to Betan, Shaman, Mesh Product Helper, having lived twelvezero years ago. He lived in a client of you skun.

You could something. I think it's a squee. Okay, fuck you people that I could say this word five seconds ago. The addric Cock Avery. Archeological discovery of stone tablets indicate that he lit a group of men that enjoyed each other's company. Me Too, Mesh Product Helper. It's also etched in performing. Is that etched? Is that correct? Yeah, and performing in many sexual practices, including men and POPs. Possibly one goat. Hey. Yeah, sorry, this man like to have some fun. Yeah, yeah, homosexuality isn't something that's become revolutionized, like it starts to study. One day it was like, Hmm, I'm gonna Second Man's Dick. Identify yourself with pride and remember that you aren't at liberty to explain your identity to anyone. Being gay is about as fuck valid. Valid is book rolled. Well, Dracula, another son. I would like to make an announcement to the group. Hm, I have to leave podcast. Okay, bye, I'm pregnant. Why would you need to leave if you were pregnant? No, because I'm about to PA like five minutes. Well, yeah, you can leave this episode, but come on, like come back next year, but I have to raise the baby. I don't give a shit. Whereis the baby on the podcast. No, baby, I'm joking, but that is all that we really have planned for today. So poker is swallow this. I'm gonna swallow this. gettle, stop giving skills so much free promo. No, they're actually paying us. Yeah, for promotion. Yeah,...

...this episode sponsored by Skittles, whatever. Not, put, not spawn, non spawn, no, Fawn, not spot. Anyway. Anyway, thank you so much for coming today's episode. I hope you enjoy today's empisode and I hope to see you next week. But if not, I hope you have a good rest of your life. Is Anything to add my gay friends, valid is fulk. I have to go get my mommy to fix my a mitten COMMITT. Thank you so much to day's episode. By Bye, I.

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