House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode · 1 year ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Fluidity

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! We talked about Fludity, as well as why you should not work in the workforce. How much we all hate that we have to work for caplistism AND Luke prokop is the first openly gay hockey player for the NHL! WOOH WOOH! If you want to find out what all of this means, take a listen. Tune in next week for an amazing episode done by Simone and Avery! and Remember you are vaild as fuck. 

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon


Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapi

Hello and welcome to the House of cause and LGBTQ podcast. Today, your host will consist of the same three hosts, because we suck and we can't get anyone else to do this. We've tried to pay people. They won't take on money. They just they just they flip us off and walk away. Anyway, my name is Jackson. I'm your frost host. How you use he? They pronouns as of now, and my favorite thing to do is make a joke and avery have no idea what's happening. I'm so confused all the time, though. Um, hello, I'm Simone. Are you she? They pronounced. Never work a Labor job, never walk for capitalism, flat out literally just Steal Shit from the ridge. Yep, vibes. I'm a very am I use she her pronouns. And Yeah, we're all really tired today. I'm tired. Sometimes I'm not tired. Oh, never mind, just sumone and I I called. I watched the show. I got my games almost ready for its new update. I'm rember a good old time. Imagine being productive. I heard my day was bad. Oh No, Simone, do you want me to promote? You Tired? Okay, if you would like to see us. Some of the platforms. You can find us on twitter, at at lgbt deck. I believe it. There's no q there. LGBT. Underscore. I I like that. You said at twice. Shut the fuck up. At instagram is house of cards. Underscore podcast, so that's house of cards within us. There underscote podcast and all tick talk, a wonderful tick talk that we absolutely adore and didn't just get access to a few days ago. Is House of cards. LGBT. Basically, you can try to find US anyway. If you put house to cause, LGBT will most likely show up there. Facts for facebook. Yeah, and don't want that. We will never have facebook. That is I will die before we have facebook. It's actually a pretty similar to instagram, but more like blogging. Yes, I it's like Tumbler mixed with instagram. Yes, but they were so the homophobia there is just it's just amazing. You want to find the right crowds. I don't want to try to find the right crowds. At least son Tick Tock will guaranteed to get on Gay Tick Tock. I got so much nail glue on my hand. Do you...

...mean like nail blue was in like for fake nails. I'm nail glue, as in like for nails, for fake nails, fake nails. Okay, okay, that's good for you. How are you avery? What did you do today? Um, well, we had cleaner come today, so I was basically just sitting in my bed for three hours, which made me tired. So, yeah, I've literally just been being lazy and hanging out and sweat pants, as you should deserved. Everyone needs some relaxation every once in a while. Yeah, and I remember to brush my teeth even. Look at that. I don't even do that. Oh my God, we love that. You just walking like all day. I was working from seven am to five, and I woke up that six, nice sixty, literally like an Eighthour Work Day. Well, that's a good paycheck then. Oh Yeah, you got that bread, you gained that grain. I got that bread, but at what price? My low back? Well, that's a hundred and twenty pay check. Huh, that's like a hundred twenty paycheck. I make seventeen an hour. Never Mind, that's more me SEC that's what is more. Yeah, it's like a hundred and fifty or something. That's a hundred thirty six. So that's fucking bank, Dude. That's I know. It's bearing what cost, dude, everything. Dude, my last paycheck was one hundred and fifty three and I spent it all at the fucking dollar store. That seems like a you problem now, my God, not a problem, my guy. I want to go to the dollar store so bad, doll store, because dollar stores fucking slap. Dude. I bought like wax strips for like legs and like Shit at the dollar store and I was using them and they fucking work. Why wouldn't? They wore I love the dollar store. You can get so many things. I know, you wok in a dollar store and like one section, you're in a like Autin craft and then you're in a clothing section and then you're in like a grocery isle and you're like, yes, you can get basically anything at the dollar store. I know. I literally hate my job so much that I'm applying to the dollar store. What what do you hate it? Don't you parent? Are Your parents your boss? That's exactly why I hate it. Thank you. Oh really, is why? Because you can't find out to them. No, because their business model is twenty four hours notice, notice for shifts and also over worked as fuck the employees. Other employees hate you because you're like the boss's kid and Oh God, it's just it's so bad and it's physical...

Labor all day and I fucking hate it. Do you do painting and like, but standing and moving? Yeah, there's a lot more than just painting. It is it's very hard work. Yeah, so I see im about to paint, because I was never trained for anything. So they just have me doing prep and clean up all day and it sucks. Just for reference, and anyone says like, oh, that doesn't seem like a hard job, it is. Every job is a hard job, everythink. Yeah, I was fucking pouring sweat. Yeah, like, Oh, it must will be. You're just probably be anything. Shut the fuck up some Oh, no, matter what the fuck you're doing. Walk is hot. I don't know what you have to do. Prep, Oh, clean, but God knows, that's probably a fucking like shit ton of walk. Dude. It's a fucking death sentence. You have to get up on these ladders that are really fucking high. If to be kind of crazy, you can, you know, maybe that's why the hi do. Yeah, that's like exactly why they hired Meuse. My Mom knows I'm not afraid of heights. Wow, actually, taff heights, me too. I don't even go on step ladders. Yeah, dude, I was at like the top of us to water and also standing on a bar today. Fuck, no, I don't. I don't like standing on chairs. Dude. Okay, rich people are so wacky. This house is like mansion, a mansion. You like in it right now? No, no, we were, like we were painting it and stuff and, Holy Shit, dude, the the other crew members, I'm going to talk shit here really quick. The other he remember screwed up so bad today, because I don't know why, but like there's these glass doors right and they were they were spraying the paint, as you do because it's more efficient, and this dude forgot to cover the glass on the hours. Oh my God, no, he's forty five. He has been painting since he was twenty. Anyways, I'm mad. Actually I should. I want to run my worst place. I can't say what it is because I'm actually, I'm legal. I am legally obligated that I can't on. Did you socialated DA or something? No, I'm just when I sign my sheet says you agree not to talk about this franchise on social media or anything. I'm not. Basically an NDA that I'm not allowed to take a picture in the uniform and post that I can't talk about why I walk. So be saying what it is, but I'm walking there and it is a restaurant and we had a host and so I'm new and there's another girl who's knew and we're both probably the newest. We then have an old time out, not all time, but like the person that's been there for at least a year, and then a person who hasn't been there for a year, a little bit longer than mine, but has worked like five shifts a week for three weeks. So like basically a nextpote right. Yeah, the veteran and the...

Poston you works at shifts got four tables each. Me and another new person got close to fifteen. Oh, that's how bad our host was does not is very bad. A rotation of tables. If you are host, you have to learn about rotating tables and not just giving them to one section, and also you have to learn if it's busy, a customer can always have the table they want. Facts. Sometimes you are going to overwhelm a sofa and then that sof is going to strangle you. I almost did it. You should have besty fucking I table. Literally, I heard somebody behind me like wow, this table kind of sucks, and I'm like, I don't give a fuck. The sober needs a table so that they can pay for rent. Literally, room shut. But yeah, I'm I was yeah, Sometimes Cobo, because I was so dumb. We're hip every yeah, cold, this suck. AVERS CO worked, being like family. Every's co workers are literally like old women. Yeah, they're all middle aged women. So the Basimon actually came and picked me up from work on like Saturday or something. Yeah, and like, basically, as I grabbed my bag, I was like, okay, I'm leaving now, like telling my mom, and Shit, because I work with my mom, and she's like okay, have fun. So then I'm like leaving to walk out the door and all these women there's like I think there was like seven of us, because we're setting up a new store. All of them were like, Oh, by, have fun, drive safe. We I love that so much, Dude. It's so wholesome. I was yeah, my I wash. My Co workers were like that. I do like most of my co workers. Besides the host, most of them are really nice. They're a good we're like good at we make jokes with each other. Well, Nice each other. We help each other out when we can. I only really like one of my co workers because he's like he's a dad and he acts like a dad and he makes dad jokes. I hope you see it's good your brother, because, yeah, what I was expecting like fucking hate working with will brow. Sorry, who my brother? I'm choking. He's probably docked himself sixteen times, literally, dude, he used to flash his titties on you, but live. I what did you want? Wow, do you want it? He's something every team said. I don't know if I want I don't want to see what his pictures off. He shown it to me before. It's like him holding a fish, and you know, that's a great way to get into a segment of SIS at Luis. All we haven't talked about we actually there was one more thing on the agenda, Jeff Bezos, not Jeff...

Bezos, but that was fucking crazy. anyways. Um, there's an openly gay rock for five days. I have no idea. I've been depressed. Oh my God, like walked outside one day and there was smoke. I'm like with the smoke coming from and my head is like the raging wildfire, something like the raging what? Yeah, throw, Jeff Bezos went to space in a penis rocket. Okay, anyways, Um, yeah, there's an openly gay NHL player. Now, Oh my God, I love Ya. He like came out yesterday or something's name is like Luke Pro Cup, pro cop or something. I don't know how to pronounce his last name, but yeah, the on Um. Oh Fuck, I literally just read this. I think it was like Philadelphia. Let me editors. Yeah, that's for peasant. I googled this before and he plays the fence and he shoots right. Don't know what that means. That means he's like right wing. Yeah, no, he's. No, he's position is defense, not right wing, right on the right handed. He's righthanded. Shoots right, right handed and he goes okay, I love it. Like he shoots right and you guys like that means he's white wing. Me, who played white wing, right wing? He is not. Fuck, I played hockey for a few years and I was right wing. Now my brother plays hockey. I know absolutely nothing about hockey and I'm okay with that. Yeah, anyways, like I only know a bit just because I played hockey the dally. No other NHL player like in the history ever, like active or retired, has ever publicly come out. I won't know why much that he came out. I wonder why. Yeah, vibes. I don't know why he hasn't. I wonder. Way, no one has. Definitely not because of the paratypical since het agenda that has been set up for ceneries. Yeah, we're like, we love that, though, you know. Yeah, good friend. I'm God he had the quach come out and I will punch anyone who makes the comment about him because, honestly, it's a lot for anyone who is in the famous highlight to come out because of the fear of the higher chance of being a crime and because anyone, anyone, can get hate crimed in any community that is a minority, but as soon as you're like famous, it just skyrockets to so many hate comments and it's probably it's terrifying for most tracts. Honestly, valid as fuck. Ye, valid us about as fuck. He has house, he has the somebody, someone tech, someone telling me o House of God's approval. Oh my God, literally, we just seem...

...we see him. Yeah, you are, podcast approves of you. Have Fun, but, Yo, I will do that right now. Do it. He's Canadian. Do it. He's Canadian. Yeah, and he's like actually used to play for like the junior hitman. Oh my God, Jackson needs to sound like a voice message in his Canadian accent. Heny, but good job coming out. Proud of you. That's something else. I lost it, Hey, but what the fuck you're doing up there? Hey, but good on coming up. No, I keep losing it when I get to two comes. I can only objectify woman in that. I'm sorry, that's just that's just how it walks. Yeah, literally, you like objectifying me at the pool. Not You liking it? Listen, no, are you telling me do it more? Maybe. Anyways, don't say I was a find you when you were like asking to do it. It was cute, and also, I'm yemning them their time. PODCAST. Literally, you are such you work like such a stereotypical bitchy woman. there. I think it's because I just put on Cheetah forrent nails. Oh, Oh my God, Nice. What it is that they're so cute. They were two dollars, daughter store. I am driving dollar store nails or my new everything. Honestly, guys, I saw someone recently, and I swear to God, Samona send it to Godda, literally like God fucking fake nails, and I learned how to put in my contact lens as well, wearing them like immaculate. I assended. Absolutely. So should we get into it? Sure? Yes. Getting back on the conversation of objectifying, I've jectifying woman. No, no, we're not talking about that. We're talking about fluidity. If any of you are wondering how can I not identify woman, go watch I find this video. Come on, learn some news. It's funny. Twenty one, the fuck you doing? I'm justifying woman without their consent, literally little listen, someonemen will want you to make sure they're consent you before you do it. I only can say woman. Find Me, anyone else, I'm the jump in a trash can. Anyway, we've talked a lot about identities on that focus already. We haven't exactly talked about what Amans have multiple identities because, like, what if you're like your gender, sexuality on the same thing, because most of the time they can't be because, you know, there are a little different. I don't know if you know this, but sexuality and gender are not the same. WHOA, I imagine. I'm imagine. It's so quirky. Wow, and that's the idea of where fluidity...

...comes from. So people say sexually spectrum and on it and like another shocking it is. It's true. It's it's a true statement. You see people on just this, this and this, though they can be a multitude of things. It's like a color. Do you know why we picked a rainbow? Because it's a spectrum. Well, I made that meaning. I made that up on the spot, but honestly it's pretty good. Yeah, makes sense. Someone put that on some target pride March. Oh my God, we make pride Merchuk target pride mark. That's it, you Cann you're gonnaly find it at targets. Oh my anyway. But like sexually and don't as spectrums and anything else can also be spectrum. My moots are spectrum. Oh, the hair coming spectrum, fucking people's bodies. That's what it's. Everything is a spectrum, basically. Yeah, no such thing as black and white. You can't put square pegs and round holes unless you there is such there is one exception. There's one exception. If you make fun of people for what they like, you are terrible person. Facts and lattice like people are pedophiles or necrophiles. Oh yeah, no, you know, keep it. It the MOGAR. Come on, we always talked about this stuff. More grounds, more ground here, guys, come on, oh my goodness. Okay, so, yeah, everything's a spectrum, for example, the gender compass or gender alignment test. said that Gender Alignment Test, is it? I like that based graph is the two perpendicular lines. Oh My god, why is this mouth class every really said? Oh, you think I'm an English teacher? Basically, too fucking lines that range from femininity to masculinity and and Grogny and undefined. My gender is undefined me too. Um, taking the quiz lets you know your percentage in each range and places you in one of the four quadrats. This line of thinking can be applied to all identities. Honestly, I don't think like any person would fit into just one quadrat on any given day. I feel like I can change day to day for everyone. Yeah, it's you see, there's a thing there. I think if my memories so, being me right, I think there's like a movie based on that and a bookshays. I think it's called like divergent, that you can't fit one person into a place. I think. God, so we literally plugging like DOLLARAMA and fucking divergent in this episode. But it's true. I'm here for it. That's why. I don't get me wrong,...

...that's very everything a fluidity, because somebody can't fit into one thing one day. I said this once. If I'll, if I need a woman and I fall in love with her, I'm not going to not date her because I'm gay. That's dumb, you know, like that's just me. That's dumb. That's not smart. HMM, fluidity. Sorry to but also I just the parograph avery's about to say is so avery I can't even just listen to every speak. You got it. I love it. I love it anyways. But like kind of going back to that thing that you said, reminded me of that one like Andrew Garfield quote that's like he's straight until he's gay. That's like completely para raising. But it's like I'm straight until the opportunity arises. I'm straight until it's be a sexy, shortless man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so of course I gave myself like the ASEXUALITY pograph. So the a a spectrum can be seen that. Yeah, it could be in the same work, like if you think of sexuality as a like a broad ruler with a sexuality and all sexual reality at either end, or magic attraction as another ruler with Aerror, magicism and allow romanticism, like it's a literally sexualute, like if literally the same quadrant as the gender compass. HMM, by thinking as your gender as a compass, or like even as a clock, because you can put so many things in different variations, like you can visualize and start to kind of understand your preferences, like how bisexuality can be applied to like, Oh, you're twenty percent attracted to women, eighty percent attracted to men, or vice versa whatever, or how androgyny can be, like you are forty five percent feminine, Fifty Five Percent Masculine, vice versa whatever. Yeah, so just want to say quickly post of all the rule of a sexuality analysis, but that is the podcast we are. We exist tone of where you are on complete opposite ends. Yeah, but also I want to say you often hear spectrum is in like the line. To be honest, I feel like the spectrums of everything isn't like a line, a clock or like anything that's right. I feel like it's just a bubble that moves around and floats and just like there is no common like, as soon as you enter it, you have no idea what's happening, who you are, what it's about, what the suddenly there's a pig flying path room. You don't know what happened. Wait, hang on, I'm just thought of something amazing, and that's what fluid it is like. But yes, I feel like a spectrum is kind of like a worm on a string. You know, that's so gay. Right, okay, because, like, okay, so usually like, okay. So, basically, a wormonst...

...we do. You know what a woman string is? They kill anywhere, they can be any shape, they do everything, they do not and they have no idea what's happening. They commit tax fraud. We we do, but they have no idea what's happening. Right, yeah, none of us have, like, no, they have nobody what's happening. So right, literally, so like are string worms. We are just a bunch of string worms. I'm not saying you may have heard, it's someone identifying as sist hold. It's my God, I just need to just Jack. I am Susht. Get the fuck out of all. I'm literally not get the FU. I will kill you, I will kill your family, I will kill your children, I will kill your dog, not me, being like bisexual and non binary. Yeah, you would like the followup. and WHO's his head? But put for to themselves, as says, head and all, which is not apparently wrong. Yeah, I thought apparently wrong, like it is, but it's not fast say. It's not bad to be sue. Don't worry about it's not that. It's not bad at all, as long as you're an ally. Yeah, as long as Jackson a fuck actually just likes to poke fun. Yeah, I especially ever, for me, I'm not. I'm not hit, I'm sick. I'm not yet, if you said a little word, there's something you're hiding. Simone, I think, a very sickly an ant eater. Why? I think, a very committed arson last weekend. I hope so. She anyway, fucking go face can be split into the torne sister gender, which is, yeah, which is identified with the gender of the sex. You were signed up both so you will born male and you identify as a man or boy, and heterosexuality is being romantically sexual, sexually attracted to the opposite gender. You identify as women, you like men, you identify as men, you like women. He's a piece lane. That's crazy. We do want to rehiterate. Well, it is wonderful that you are alley shift with us and that you love us and that you support us. This heads not part of a week. You community, even if you're an ally. Just you know, we love you, adorable. These are men to be people who are not suspect. This is, you know, we don't Di scores you from engaging with our community, we don't screes you from engaging in supporting us, but it's like, maybe just don't. I don't think I need to describe this anymore. You know. Yeah, but the reason we do bring it up is to help explain the idea of to endonkies at once to identify. So saying like this...

...is heat an easier way of saying I'M SIS gender and Heterosexuality, and it, you know, has many different ways of saying it, as Simone will say in just a second, boy, using the format of SIS head, that being gender identity and sexual slash romantic orientation. One can identify as this ace CIS Gay Sis Les Sistan Lesbian. This is less span and identifying outside of the gender none of non binary. WHAT COME OF THE GENDER NON Binary? What is outsider non binary? And identifying outside of the gender binary, one can identify as envy, PAN MT F Omni and rage and polly or envy Arrow. Literally, you can mix up all these words that we have talked about so far and also any identity that you feel fit to you and you can combine them into shortened terms and it can describe you. It's wonderful, like socks right. Always remember that however you identify is valid as fucking. Anyone who disagrees can suck my cock. Yes, there's so much your I just you get some. Yeah, seem a little thing, a little distressed. I'm just thinking. This is I think this is great topic and my brain is like everywhere. I think it's an important subject that people learn about fluidity and lily. Now it definitely reiterates the fact to that like you don't even have to specifically know your own identity because things change so much because of penis. Sure, no, but yeah, I this was a great topic. I really enjoy to thank you before writing it once again. You write literally everything on here. Thank you. Are So welcome, except for like a few things because you were lit. No, yeah, sometimes I get tired and I'm like hey, y'all, Hey y'all, not bey nappy. I'm like, what's up? I'm depressed. What's up? I suffer from depraof you own noiche, so of us. But anyway, we really hope you enjoy today's episode, but I do have some sad news. When you come next week I won't be here, all rude, imagine, in the middle of nowhere. So I am leaving the podcast to avery and smoke. It will be an episode so posted on the Wednesday. You don't worry about that. I can do that. I just cannot record. So I'm...

...going to the SOJOC. No, it's yeah, no, no, I'm just camping. I'm going on campain trip and you know, really suck if I had to record there because the quality would be shright. Oh yeah, but he's okay on it. I was out to you next week, but these two lovely non binary creature and woman would be here to guide you on what topic you do not forget to make and fraud an episode. I have never forget what they hope to see you next week. Yeah, we all hope, even if I'm not going to be there, that you have a good rest of your life. Is there anything else to add? Good is fuck penis. Yes, yes, Penis, see you guys. See Er...

...again. You got to just go for it. Don't think about what comes after one came before he kin. Just go for it. Don't think about what comes after what came before. You just gotta Bang your knees. You see here. You don't think about what comes after all what came before. You just gotta Bang your knees and jump and you what if I fall? What if you don't? What if you find.

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