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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

Episode · 2 months ago

House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Fluidity

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today! We talked about Fludity, as well as why you should not work in the workforce. How much we all hate that we have to work for caplistism AND Luke prokop is the first openly gay hockey player for the NHL! WOOH WOOH! If you want to find out what all of this means, take a listen. Tune in next week for an amazing episode done by Simone and Avery! and Remember you are vaild as fuck. 

Twitter: @LGBT_deck

Instagram: @houseofcards_podcast

Tiktok: @houseofcardslgbt

Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon


Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapi

Hello and welcome to the House of Casalbt podcast today, your host will consist of the same three hosts because we suck and we can't get anyone else todo this. We've tried to pay people, they won't. They got money, they justthey just they slip us off and walked away anyway. My name is Jackson. I am yourfosto use. Heva Pronos as of now, and my favorite thing to do- is make a jokeand Abey have no idea what's happening, I'm so confused all the time, though hello, I'm somone are you. She theypronounce never work a Labor job, never woke for capitalism, flat outliterally just Steal Shit from the Ridge, Yep five, I'm a Bryan. I use she her pronouns andyeah. We're all really tired. Today, I'm not quit. Sometimes I'm not tired,oh, never, mind just Semon, and I I a I watched the show. I got my games almostready for it's new uptake, I'm ebing a good old time. Imagine being productive!I had my day was bad. Oh No! Amon! Do youwant me to promote? Are you tired, okay? Ire? If you would like to see us someof the Platus, you can find us on twitter at at lgbt deck. I believe atthere's no que there LGBT ENDICO. I like that, you said attwice: shut. The Fuck Instagram is house of cods underscoopedwith an s there. I just go podcast and Autika, a wonderful tick, Tock that weabsolutely adore and didn't just get access to a few days ago, his house ofcards, lgbt. Basically, you can try to find US anyway, if you put house acause lgbt will most, let ly show up there facts except for facebook yeah, and we will not. We will neverhave facebook. That is, I will die before we have facebook, it's actuallypretty similar to Instagram, but more like blogging. Yes, it's like Tumbler mixed withInstagram, yes, but they were so the homophobia. There is just it's justamazing you I find the right crowd. I don't want to try to find the rightcrowds, at least on chick tack, on Garett toget on Gay Tick Tock. I got so much nail glue on my hand,...

...do you mean like Negu, isn't like forfake nails or I'm nor glue, isn't like for nails for fake nail, Fakenham'sgood for you? How are you avery? What did you do today? Well, we had a cleaner come today, so Iwas basically just sitting in my bed for three hours, which made me tired, so yeah, I'veliterally just been being lazy and hanging out in speat pants, as youshould disolve. Everyone needs some relaxation every once in a while yeahand I remember to brush my teeth. Even look at that. I don't even do that. Ohmy God, we love that. Are you just walking like all day, I was working from seven a m to fiveand I woke up at six nice, so yea literally like eight hour work day.Well, that's a good pay check. Then yeah! You got that bread. You gained itthat grain. I got that bread, but at what price my low back? Well, that's ahundred and twenty dollar pay check. Huh. It's like a hundred twenty dollarpaycheck. I make seventeen an hour, never mind. That's more give me: sectsis more yeah like a hundred and fifty orsomething that's a hundred and thirty six. So that's fucking bank. To that's. Iknow it's barn like what costs tupid everything dude. My last pay check wasO hundred and fifty three and I spent it all at the fucking dollar store. That seems like a problem now, my God,a problem, my guy I want to go to the dollar store, so bad. We go to because dollar stores fucking slap dude.I bought like rack strips for likee legs and like Shit at the dollar store,and I was using them and they fucking work. Why wouldn't they hole? I love the dollar store. You can get somany things. I know you walk in a doll store andlike one section you're in a like automat and then you're in a clothingsection and then you're in like a grocery, ile and you're like yes, youcan get basically anything at the dollar store. I know I literally hatemy job so much that I'm applying to the dollar store a. What do you hate it? Don't youparent all your parents, your boss, that's exactly where I hate it! Thankyou, Oh really is why? Because you can't find no to them. No, becausetheir business model is twenty four hours notice, notice, four shifts andalso overworked as buck the employees. Otheremployees hate you because you're like the boss's kid, Oh God it's just it'sso bad and it's physical Labor all day,...

...and I fucking hate it. What do you do painting and like but standing andmoving yeah there's like more than just painting it is it's very hard work yeah?So I assume I do how to pain, because I was never trained for anything, so theyjust have me doing crept and clean up all day and it sucks just a reference,and anyone says like. Oh that doesn't seem like a hard job. It is every jobis a hard time A. I was fucking pouring sweat, yeah like Oh. I must on no beyou're, just probably being in shut the fuck up so mo no matter what the fuckyou're doing. Work is hard. I don't know what you have to do our prep orclean, but God knows that's, probably a fucking like shit ton of walk dude.It's a fucking death sentence. If to get up on these ladders that are reallyfucking high, you have to be kind of crazy. You know you know, maybe that's why thehigh you do yeah! That's what exactly why they hired me, because my mom knowsI'm not afraid of heights. Now, actually t me too, I don't even goon step ladders. Yeah Dude! I was at like the top of a state and alsostanding on a bar today, fuck. No, I don't. I don't like standing on chairsdude. Okay, rich people are so wacky. This house is like a mansion mansionyou like in it right now. No, no! No, we were like. We were painting it andstuff and Holy Shit Dude, the the other crew members, I'm going to talk shithere, really quick, the other in remember, screwed up so bad today,because I don't know why, but like there's these glass doorsright and they were, they were spraying the paint as you do, because it's moreefficient. Ah this dude forgot to cover the glathery God, no, an he is fortyfive. He has been painting, since he was twenty anyways, I'm mad. Actually I should I want to run to myOL place. I can't say what it is, because I'm actually I'm legal. I amlegally obligated that I can't did you so sada or something no I'm just when Isigned my sheet says you agree not to talk about this francise on socialmedia or anything. I know that's basically an NDA I'm not allowed totake a picture in the uniform and post at. I can't talk about why I walk so Ibe saying what it is, but I'm walking there. It is arestaurant and we had a host, and so I'm new and there's another girlwho's new and we're both probably the newest. We then have an old time, not all timebut like the person, that's been there for at least a year and then a personwho hasn't been there for a year a little bit longer than mine, but aswalked like five shifts a week for three weeks so like basically an exporight,...

...yeah, the veteran and the post in yourwool shifts got four tables each me and the other new person got closeto fifteen. That's how bad I hoss does not is verybad a rotation in tables. If you are a host, you have to learn about rotatingtables and not just giving them to one section and also you have to learn. Ifit's busy a customer can always have the table, they facts. Sometimes you are going to overElm the SOFA and then that serve is going to strangle you. I almost did it.You should have best e fucking o the table. Literally. I heard somebodybehind me like wow this table kind of sucks and I'm like I don't give a fuckthe solver neath the table so that they can pay for rent literary room shut but yeah. I I was yeah. I sometimes tobakers, are so dumb hip. Every yeah I called the suck avishcoworker being like family avery's. Co workers are literally like old women, yeah they're, all middle aged women, beseman, actually came and picked me upfrom work on like Saturday or something andlike basically as I grabbed my bag, I was like okay, I'm leaving now liketelling my mom and Shit because I work with my mom and she's like okay havefun so then I'm like leaving to walk out the door and all these womenthere's like. I think there was like seven of us because we're setting up anew store- all of them are like, oh by have fun drive. Save I love that so much dude, it's sowholesome I W ye. My is my Co. Workers were like that. Ido like most of my cookers. Besides the host, most of them are really nice. Theright God a well like God, a we make jokes with each other werall nice toeach other. We help each other out. When we can. I only really like one ofmy co workers because he's like he's a dad and he acts like a dad and he makesdad jokes. I I I your brother Yeast, I wasexpecting I fucking hate working with Bilbro. Sorry who my brother, I'm choking, he's probablydocked himself. Sixteen Times literally dude he used to flash his titties onyou be live, I what a upon wow. Do you want it? Heon the over eighteen side. I don't know if I want. I don't want to see what hispicters off. He shown it to me before. It's like him, holding a fish, and you know that's a great way to get intoa segment of this act. FLUENCE AL we haven't talked about we. Actually,there was one more thing on the agenda:...

Jeff Base, Not Jeff Bezos, but that wasfucking, crazy, anyways, there's an Osero for five days. I haveno idea. I've been depressed- Oh my God, like o, walked outside one day andthere was smoking like where's the snow coming from, and my home is like theraging wild fires, I'm like the raging what a row jeff basis went of space ina penis rocket: okay, anyways yeah, there's an openly gay n hl player.Now, Oh my God, I love Yahouh like came out yesterday or something, and I waslike Luke Pro Cup pro pop or something I don't know how to pronounce his lastname: Wat, Yatano Fuck. I literally just read this. I think it was likePhiladelphia yea. Let me odors yeah a I google this before and he plays the fence and he shoots right.Don't know what that means. That means he's like right wing yeah,no he's! No He's position is defense. Not right way is right on the e right handed, he'sright handed shoots right, right handed and okay. I love it like he shoots right and youguys like. That means these white ring me who played white, wait right wing.He is not fun fuck. I played hockey for a fewyears and I was right wing yell. My brother plays hockey. I knowabsolutely nothing about hockey and I'm okay with that. Yeah anyways, like Ionly know a bit just because I played hockey literally no other n Hl playerlike in the history ever like active or retired, has ever publicly come out. Iwant a match that he came out. I wonder why Yeah Vives, I wonder why he isn't.I wonder why no one has a base of the tical SIS hagene that hasbeen set up for the ensures yeah we're like we love that, thoughyou know yeah good for him, but he had the quest come out and I will punchanyone who makes a comment about him because, honestly, it's a lot foranyone who is in the famous highlight to come outbecause of the fear of the higher chance of being a grimed,because anyone anyone can get hate crimed in any community. That is aminority, but as soon as you're, like famous it just sky rockets. To so manyhat comments, and it's probably it's terrifying oar, honestly Vallati Fuck,yeah a let us was El. This fuck, yes, has hers. The somebody come on Tecomotell me is how some God, O my God,...

...we see see yeah, you are podcast approves ofyou have fun but yeah. I will do that right now. Do it he's comedian? Do US can eat yeah and he's likeactually used to play for, like the junior hitman? Oh, my God. Jacksonneeds to send like a voice message in his Canadian accent, hey but good jobcoming out proud of that's something else. I lost it he, but what the fuck youdoing up there, I but good on coming out. No, I keep losing it when I get toto comes. I can only objectify woman in that I find I'm sorry, that's just that's just howit walks. Yeah literally you like objectifying me at the pool, not youliking at listen, O, you telling me do it more,maybe anyways don't say I was objecting you when you were like asking do. Itwas cute and also aften him there on the podcast.Literally, you are sucked, you are take such astertion there. I think it's because I just put oncheer print nails. Oh, Oh, my God, Nice. What a theyre so cute! They were twodollars dollar store. I am driving dollar store.Nails are my new favorite thing, honestly guys. I saw some one recentlyand I sweat a God. So monasticon Litera, like God, fucking fake nails and Ilearned how to put in my contact on- is pile wearing them like immaculate, Iascended absolutely so, should we get into it sure? Yes,getting back on the conversations of ejecting, I juting woman. No, no we'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!We're talking about fluidity, if any were wondering. How can I NOT A dectiffwoman? Go with a MIS video come on o learn some news. It's thousand twentyone, the fuck. Are you doing o juting woman without their consent, literally literal, listen, someone onewill want you to to make sure they can sent you before you do it. I only canthat woman that I me anyone else. I've jump in a trash can anyway, we've talked a lot about ourdenty. One is already: We haven't exactly talked about what it means tohave multiple identities because, like what, if you're like your gender sexuality ant the samething because most of the time they can't be because you know there are alittle different. I don't know if you know this, but sexuality and gender arenot the same. Who Imagine I imagine...

...it's so quirky wow and that's the ideaof where fluidity comes from so people say so shorefront on and like anothershocking, it is it's true. It's it's a true statement. You see people on justthis this and this though they can be a multitude of things. It's like a color.Do you know why we picked a rainbow because it's a spectrum, no hat. I made that this meaning I madethat up on the spot, but honestly it's pretty good yeah. It makes sense.Someone put that on some target. Fried March. Oh, my God, we ritreat it youcan. You can only find it out dogras anyway, but like sexually on no spectrums, andanything else can also be a spectrum. My moods are a spectrum. Oh Hell comepension, fucking people's bodies, that's right! It'severything is a spectrum. Basically yeah. No such thing is black and white.You can't put sware pegs and round holes anless you there is such there isone exception. This one exception. If you make fun of people for what theylike, you are a terrible person facts. Unless people are pedophiles oracrifice, Oh yeah, no, you know keep it in it. The MOLGRO come on. We alwaystalked about this Guy Moron more ground, so guys come up my an okay, so yeah everything's, a spectrum, forexample the gender compass or gender alignment test, said a gender alignment test. Is itlike a God base graph? Is there US two perpendicular lines? Oh my God. Whyis this math cllass ever really said? Oh, you think I'm anEnglish teacher basically to fucking lines that rangefrom femininity to masculinity and in Grogne and undefined like thunder, it'sundefined me too, taking the quizz. Let's you know your percentage in eachrange and places you in one of the four quadrats. This line of thinking can beapplied to all identities. Honestly, I don't think like any person would fitinto just one quadra on any given day. I feel like it can change day to dayfor everyone yeah. It's you see, there's a thing here. I think if my memory is sobbing me right, Ithink there's like a movie based on that in a book shows. I think it'scalled like divergent that you can't fit one person into a plane, Atin God,O literally plugging, like Dallara and fucking divergent in this episode. Whatit's true I'm here for it! That's why I...

...that's in fluidity, because somebodycan't fit until one thing one day. I said this once if, if I meet a womanand I fall in love with her, I'm not going to not date hall, because I'm Gay,that's a jump, you know like that's just me. That's doubt. That's not smart fluidity, sorry, but also I just the paragraph averis about to say is soangry. I can't even just listen to avory speak, you got it, it is. I loveit. I love it anyways, but like kind of going back to that thing that you said reminded me of that. One like AndrewGarfield quote: That's like he's straight until he's gay, that's likecompletely paraphrasing, but it's like I'm straight until the opportunityarises, I'm straight until the SE, as sexy short les man, Yeah Exactly Yeah. So of course I gave myself likethe a sexuality Ca, so the a spectrum can be seen that yeah. It could be inthe same way like if you think, of sexuality as like a broad ruler with asexuality and Al Sexual Reality at either end or matic attraction asanother ruler with a ror, magicis M and all romanticism, like it's a literallylo sex row like I literally the same Quadrat asthe gender compass m by thinking as your gender as a compassor like even as a clock, because you can put so many things in different variations like you can visualize andstart to kind of understand. Your preferences like how bisexuality can to b beapplied to like Oh you're, twenty percent attractive to women, eightypercent attracted to men, or vice versa. Whatever or how Androgeny can be like,you are forty five percent feminine fifty five percent masculine, viceversa, whatever yeah, I so just want to say quickly.First of all, the rule of a sexual analysis, it that is the podcast we are,we are just on the CEO, well you're on complete opposite ends. Yeah. I also I want to say you often hearspectrum is m like the line. To be honest, I feel like the spectrums ofeverything. Is it like a lie, O clock or, like anything, that's right. I feellike it's just a bubble that moves around and floats and just like. There is no comment likeas soon as you enter it. You have no idea what's happening, who you are whatit's about? What the suddenly there's a pig flying pastor, you don't know whathappened. WAIT YEA! I just thought of something amazing and that's whatfluidity is like. But, yes, I feel, like a spectrum, is kind of likea worm on a string. A you know, that's so gay right, okay,because, like okay, so usually like okay, so basically a worm o w. You knowwhat a wall mine string is,...

...they can now anywhere they can be anyshape. They do everything they do non. They have no idea what's happening.They commit tax fraud. We we do, but they have no de what'shappening right Ye. None of us have like no. They have no body what'shappening so right, literally so la or string worms. We are just a bunch ofstring rooms. I'm not saying you may have heard it someone identifying asthis O, my God I just just Jackie, get the fuck out of up. I'mliterally, not that's a I. I will kill you. I will fill your family. I willkill your children, I will kill you dog, not me, being like bisexual and nonbinary, a yeah. You will like the follerer themselves as this head andwhich is not iparty wrong. Yeah. I do apparently rat like it is. But it's nota say it's not bottes, not that it's not bad at all. As long as you're, anally, yeah, a long n Jackson, a Facon just like so poke fun, yeah, especially a fever. A ME I e, not I'm not hat, I is I'm notyet. If you said a little word, there'ssomething you're, hiding so mon. I think Avery cicely an eater. I think avery committed arson lastweekend. I hope so he it fucking go. Fate can be split into the torn SIS,gender, which is yeah, which is identifin with the gender of the sex.You were signed up both so you were born male and you identify as a man or boy and hand Ose ually is beingromantically or sexual sexually attracted to the opposite, gender. Youand then I fi as women. You like men, you identify as men. You like woman,these a Pisanis crazy. We do want to resider ate well. It is wonderful thatyou on Alisi with us and that you love us and I used to Potus. This has notPott community, even if you're an ally just you know, we love you adorable these imentalpeople who are not says he this is you know we don't discorde you from engagingwith our community. We don't spizey from engaging in supporting us, but it's like a just. Don't think. I need to describethis anyone you know yeah, but the reason we do bring it up is tohelp explain the idea of two indees at once to dentify like this is an easierway of saying I'm SIS, gender and...

Hetero Secula, and it you know, hasmany different ways of saying it, as Simon will say in just a second boy, using the format of this head, thatbeing gender identity and sexual soc romantic orientation, one can identify,as this ace says, Gay Sis Lez Stein, this Esben. This is Lestin andidentifying outside of the gender numph non the gender non binary. What is at end obinary and identifying outside of the gender binary one can identify as MbanM to F one and Dragen poly or NB Arrow literally. You can mix up all thesewords that we have talked about so far and also any identity that you feel fitto you and you can combine them into shortened terms and it can describe you.It's wonderful, like socks, always remember that, however, youidentify as valid as fuck and anyone who disagrees can suck my cock. I dofeel Oh yeah, there's so much here. I just you get some one. Yeah seem a littleseem a little distressed, I'm just thinking this is. I think this is agreat topic and my brain is like everywhere. I think it's an importantsubject that people loan about fluidity definitely now. It definitely reiterates the fact toothat, like you, don't even have to specificallyknow your own identity because things change so much because of penis sure no but yeah I this was a great topic. Ireally enjoyed it. Thank you a before writing it. Once again, you writeliterally everything on here than you are so welcome. It's up for like a fewthings, because you would let know yeah. Sometimes I get tired and I'm like HeyYal pay. Y'All did not be nappy. I'm like what's up I'm depressed what Um Isuffer from D Prayo noist anyway, we really compuny today's episode, but Ivow of some sadness when you come next week. I won't behere a rude imagine in the middle of nowhere, so I'm believing the podcastto every mon. It will be an episode soposted on the Wednesday. Not to worry about that. I can do that.I just cannot look owd, I so...

I am going to the sojer yeah. No, no, I'm just camping, I'mgoing on captain ship and you know I would really suck if I had to recordthere, because the quality would be sright. Oh yeah, but we okay on it. Iwas as you next week, but these two lovely non binary creature and womanwould be here to guide you on recopied, not forget to make and proud an episode. I have never forget what they hope tosee you next week. Yahwe all hope. Even if I'm not going to be there, that youhave a good rest of your life, is there anything else to add go. It is Fok Penis. Yes, yes, Pani see you guys...

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