House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBTQ Podcast; Endometriosis


Today! We enjoyed a wonderful conversation about Simone peeing everytime they saw something on her floor. We also talked about Endometrioss! We hope you liked the epsiode and we hope to see you next week! if not, have a good rest of your life! Remember you are vaild as fuck, and stay gay. 

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simone, Jesse,

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello and welcome to the House ofGod's and Lgbtq podcast. My name is Jackson. I am your host.I U see them pronounced and I am currently spending money that I don't havemoney to spend. Swag. Hi, am salone. I am another host. I use she they pronouns, and I made seventy bucks today for you. What did you do? Who did you kill? I'm not at Libertyto disclose that at this time. That is catchy. I'm just kidding.I took her cycling back. Oh, okay, cute. I'm a nameis jess. I use either pronouns Um and I went to retreating for Halloweenand I am almost allegal. Adults don't like illegal. Dude. I wenttrickeror treating too, and I'm in university. So, but you went trick ortreating? No, we didn't. What you know? What? Listen? Listen though. The Free Candy Is Free Fucking Candy. Okay, exactly, that's true. Actually, moving on. I'm your last host. I'm Abriam. I us she, her pronouns and currently scraping my nail Polish offbecause I'm too lazy to go get a cotton swab to use. No,Polish remover. I love that. For you understand cannible. Good for you. I feel that on so many levels, like it's not even like it's justoutside my door, but I have the energy. No, I donot. Thank you for coming and there's no energy. That's it. That'sthe end of the podcast. Every doesn't have energy. Is Is it abone stair or no bones stack, because I feel like a lot of usare low and the shoot. I don't know. Wait, the no bonesis it? That makes so much sense. Okay, dude, of course it'sfucking too no bones days in a row. Dude, I like cantell as well energy. The vibe size literally so sad for throwing up.It is I have this, I have this thing, or I will notscream at the my dogs think you I have. I do have anger issueswhen it comes to screaming and Shit. Sometimes you're just but I'm like,if they puke, I literally do it all because I'm like, there isnothing you can do to stop that. I was having a bad day,so I screamed. And but also you have to stand like who other people? WHO's gonna have to clean it up? We are now the dog cleans itup. It knowing. Yeah, your dogs astring to the life,jacking, look down on the mob. Know, my dog gets some chlorockxand the little mops. He walks a little lass upstairs, fucking grabs abucket, like mom, I threw up and she's like, she's like all, there's there's a vacuum under the sink or whatever, under the saying what'sbacking? Yeah, I start putting you back to you. No, no, no, it's the thing that you like clean up dog Piss with moppaper. How? No, no, it like sucks it out of thecarpet. What? What? Like Bakya? Know, it's like it's like it'sliterally like a vacuum, but it's...

...smaller and handheld my mouth and yougoes, Oh my God, and it goes, it goes. You liketake it out and he likes it, like sprays some stuff and then youlike scrub it up and then you suck it up and then what? Thisis the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. I kind of want to know whygot his fucking sending. I'M gonna post a picture on our fucking instagramthat I'm kind of you is, I am proven to the world that theyshould exists because I use it far too often. Like, okay, speakingof you don't even have I don't why, I guess, looking of our instagram. If you want to follow us on social media, you can findus on Instagram at pubs of cards underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscoredeck and on tick pocket, supposed of cards podcast. Good Transition. Goodfor you, excellent. Okay. So, so that's a talk this. SoI am so listen. Okay, yeah, you know's it. HaveA dog. I did, and she's not dead. I just don't lovewith her anymore. But no, it's, like I said, she thought twodays ago. Yeah, like recent. No, Um, I always know, like you know when, like you have like a depression room andthen there's like mysterious stains on your carpet. No, yeah, I mean,yeah, except I know what the stain is. It's paint. Iunderstand the VIBE. Mine is. Mine is usually coffee, because I leavefar too many, just like completely full coffee cups in my room for anynormal human being. I leave completely full like salt. Mine isn't stands,it's the laundry basket. HMM. I fucking fine of my existence. Ijust like dealt with that the other day and it was lush paint line.Thought it would be. Are I you all don't. I don't understand anyof you, but that's okay. That's okay. You ever, you guysare like so, you know, I a pressure because I'm just like allwhat? Yeah, like, you know, we have just like you just stopcaring about it. You're like whatever, she's gonna end up on the flooranyways. And your rooms just like a complete mess and to the pointwhere, like you can't even see the floor anymore. Oh No, myfloor. I can't have things on my floor. It makes me PISS UMand makes you piss like like you like staying like, Oh my God,there's a towel on the ground, liquid against the blow, like it makesme anxious. It's just like so when you get honey, honey, therewas a shirt on your floor that I thought you might end you just immediatelystarting aggressively fucking pissing yourself. There was a there's something on the part youkisses yourself. You like walk into the dog, knocked over a pillow something. You're like, those are really bad sun effect. Yeah, it reallywas cursed Jesus. It vibes, though. We get what you would trying tosay. It does fit the VIBE and it does fit today's topics.And yes, really, fucking Huh oh. Okay, where Do you pee outof your pussy? I don't know. And talking about today. We talkingabout buzzy. I have some bad...

...notes. I've some bad ip outof my penis. Oh Shit, you write. You Right. So didyou get one? Where did you? I was born with one. Sendme the leg. Oh, you think that's gonna say? Come on,but then I bring I'm sorry, I was on call for too long withmy minecraft friends. Like pant thumbs are is not coming off to fucking stubborn. I have to get up lick it. I mean I would, but let'slet's start the topic. I'm on your all right. Okay, sowe're talking about endometriosis, in case nobody said it. I don't think anybodysaid it. No, I'm but I just said Pussy. Yeah, we'rejust gonna talk about okay, sweet, okay. So, yeah, whatis the we slapping in the background? Now? Let's just, let's justsome, only stick to the topic. Okay, now that we've talked aboutpuberty and periods, why not fucking talk about dumetriosis. It falls under thatcategory. So well, good for you. Yeah, we actually get into thistop we were going to say that for the end of yes mom willno longer be thought of the podcast. After today. Simone is dying.She's made the joke. Sorry, I'm dying. Morbid is fuck verge insteadof ballad is fuck more. But anyways, that's the allow. Okay, asthe term suggests, does it? Oh, but as ring, Idon't read the whole thing. I'm sorry, I only have a up. Thefucking idiot says, as the term suggests, a metriosis is a disorderthat involves the endometrium, which, if you don't know, is the liningof the uterus. It did not suck. I Dick. Feels great to writethis. No Atan writes. I know he's podcast works. Feel freesome uterine related terms by listening to our episode on Menstruation. Endometriosis is apainful, fucking what a painful gynecological disorder where the lightning of your uterus anddoomet trium grows outside of your uterus and it's still sheds like it would normally, and that's goofy. You Begin to instead of shutting into the outside ofthe body, just sheds and just exists there like, Huh, Eternal Plata. We actually we actually talked about that here. Yeah, yeah, Ijust I was just thinking, like I wuck, as it said. It'slike it's like in the movie, this space movie, this just a potof you. That's just like, Oh my God, has Endo Matrios,you know that this fluid between your organs just like random fluid. That's justthat. I think about it, your teeth are the only bones that youclean. That's absolutely not if I washed my body with the saline, justa friend is OCD, next thing you know, Jes will be ripping notjust a review arm open and shrinks. Next I know it's gonna be outsideof my door with some fucking spray bottle and a needle, like let meget those bones, let me scrub them, bitch a disinfect your calcium. Whatthe fuck? anyways, the just sound like a very drink milk withsailine. You don't do it for I... the idea that, yeah,Cuz you, that doesn't get her bones, it goes through your digestive system.That would have calcium. If we said that, like an anti vaxxtalks about how the vaccines are that late. She's like milk, as you tellhim, like no, like yes, Sweetie, but in the wrong way. Like yeah, you're right, but I metrio says most commonly includesyour public organs. So your uterus, Philippian tubes, you're oval weaves andthe tissue at lines your helmets. We would say Dick. But if youhave and row and Ingrometriosis and a Dick, you should talk to your parents,your parents, fucking doctor. That would just your parrots. No,because no, because, no, because if at that point you're most likelyintersect and it's set, your parents would know. I mean not really ifthey have a dick, but a uterus, because Dick is like outwardly presenting,so it would be like it wouldn't be obvious. Yes, roll.Never thought about that before, I hope a while. That would find interesting. That's been clear problem with having a metrium gray outside your uterus is atthe endometrium still breaks down and bleeds during your period, which, yes,we just we just about that. What's a period? You can go watchour episode on Yeah, endometrium may also grow on the ligaments and part theuterus, spaces between your uterus and your rectum, and uterus and bladder.That Fox, rarely, rarely, and we triump may also grow on yourintestines. Rectum, cervix and bladder. Why did you saw rectum twice?Oh, on your recom between. Yeah, my brain game process between what Ithink like the rectum, wrectrective. What's the verse? Don't you know? Every everything is rectum. Oh, Dear God, I wish I didn'twake up. Because the endometrium grows outside of the uterus. The broken downend of metrium becomes trapped inside of your pelvis and leads to scar tissue.Because of this, pain is the top indicator of endometriosis. Common symptoms includepain during menstruation and intercourse, paid will, using the wash when your period,in fertility and excessive bleating. I have a question, guys. Igotta go to the doctor. Yeaction, wait about it. What if youhave mental pain? Drawing all of those as well? If that awesome,well, well then you're not suppressed. That's just trauma and that's for anotherepisode. And I think we've done no, we've done yeah, we're not indepression. We haven't done to trauma yet though, true. God Anyway, endometriosis. Is that correct? And drew mediosis, Yep, tricky todiagnose because the DESOTA has such a wide variety of symptoms and the pain.And drew me and drow met trim. Sure ratio is never consistent. Therewere four stages of Andrometo. Endometriosisis I'm using the combination of what I've wantedchemistry and what I've learned by your thirty...

...and, like I can say endOh, and I can send metriosis with Mestriosis from K I. I.Actually, I believe I talked about this in by thirty property. It waslike this. This is when you're your entremetium, girls on the outside ofyou, uterus anyway, Fadi's and then little phone babies. Save one.Is Minimal. A few instances of ANDRO metriosis. I'm guessing. Is it, and I mean is endometrium not supposed to be endometriosis and metriosis is?I know, I know, and then I know the difference. Oh,sorry, I thought I thought know. I. My asking is because itsays the few instances. So my brain, my brains like Oh, instance ofAndrometriosis but avery's the one that wrote it. How if she's like thisis the right one, then it's the right one. So any fewanss ofAndrometrios Andromet Andro met Crios, and that's not. It's Am not, I'mnot exists, but that's in my head. SISES this, Hey for first.Stage two is mild, more and deeper instance of endometrium. Stage threeis moderate and many instances small, over insists, few adhesions and many painlevels. Stage four is severe, many deep, instances, large over yourinsists deep attentions and your name begins with Floodl j. What the fuck?The Jay Names? I swear to it might even do that a purpose.I always feel so offended when people are like Shay, people with drain namessuck, and I'm like, okay, thank you, but bitch, Ichose this one. I didn't evenine this one anyways, with a S.No, yeah, I'm just hating on themselves. Yeah, that it happened. Let it happened. Okay, not a DA chance, fucker. Mildto severe severe pain can be associated with any stage of endometri creations. Someof them stage one endometriosis may experience worse pain. That's the most stage three. Someone with endometriosis may even experience very animal pain, and others may gotheir entire lives without knowing they have it. Like me, like me, not, not like you, Jack. What are you discooding me a little? My God, what if I have endometriosis? This was such cake keepers. We're really Gat keep it euters has right now. I think it's okaythat we get keep this. No, yourters, no opinion. I think. Yeah, like that, but the way you said that Simona is aboutto be like that sounds a little transphobic. Then that's keeping endometriosis is yeah,you said. I think it's a good idea to gate keeputerss. No, I didn't get keyputers has. I think this is okay, that wedig. I'm that gate key beatriosis. No, worst. Do We knowwhat you meant? Know what Tuck just happened? No, we don't.Will kicking moon out. Don't worry all anyway. Continua. So risk fastersfor endemetriosis include getting your period at a younger age, starting menapology and olderage, having a part mental sjects, but having short menstrual cycles less thantwenty seven days heavy menstrual periods that last more than seven days, higher estrogenlevels, are having a greater lifetime exposure... estrogen, which I'm actually notsure what the fuck that means. I just wait. Well, I'm goingto be honest with y'all. When you said mental cyclist than twenty seven days, I thought that was the time. You vid for a second and Iwas like, you'll believe for twenty seven days? No, but it ispossible. I mean that's really healthy. Yeah, moving on, low bodymass index, reproductive tract disorders, having any medical condition that interferes with thebody's ability to pass menstrual blood and having one or more relatives with endometriosis.Doctor Waits order that you like studied about like you will watching your cycle tosee if you had it. Yeah, I'm actually I am booking a doctor'sappointment soon to go because I actually I it's a lot of risk factors andI a lot of the women in my family have it and stuff, andI'm gonna be honest, I got some fucking do the thees of a periodsometimes. So yeah, that's what I'm doing. Actually, not the fuckingnerd out about my me's recycles, but my symptoms get worse on these thatmy extradn go be. It's higher. So I thought that was cool.Oh, interesting, Nice, love it, Pussy. The two biggest complications fromEndometrios has are cancer and infertility problem. That was like, yeah, that'sone from fucking zero, don't hundred, real fast, talking about like the'swhat it is, is what it does, and it was like therebalance of endometriosis and infertile woman is thirty to fifty percent. As a whole, endometriosis is estimated to affect ten percent of women worldwide, which is al actually a lot more than you think. That's a hundred seventy six million women, or women like assigned female birds, people and undermetrious. Diagnosis may bemade through an ultrasound, external or internal. I don't ever want tothink about an internal ultrasound to get in my life. Mr Pelvic exam orLapper scopy. Well, endometriosis is chronic and can't be cured. Treatments includehormone therapies, paid management, telvic massage, less physical therapy and array of others. This endometrius is but my ass is iconic. Yeah, uterus isnot iconic, though, I said, my ass is I come, yeah, but you uterus is time with this. Uterus is chronic, but his assessICHIC. My little my depression is chronic, but my ass is likenic. A's a last resort or, in the VO cases, one from it. I've endometriosis includes removing the uterus or one or both ovaries. New bottomfood are just dropped. That's actually one of the like few surgeries I'm planningto have. Is like a historyct me, which is where they remove that.Yeah, all on finding are planning. Okay, okay, I was like, I want it, dude, the second I get the chance,I'm fucking getting rid of these torture. Be Best these. If you needme to attend, to be your husband, so that so that doctors won't belike what if your husband want kids? I'll do it. Thanks. Youknow, some cases they ask the father and you know, I couldjust ask my dad to come in with me. Your debt says no,the doctor. Too Bad. You the fuck happens if you're planning? I'mgetting a he's directed me a lot of times. They recommend that you leavean ovary behind so that you still have some sort of like hormone like production. Oh yeah, way of maintaining homeostasis, but given absolutely not. Guys guyshome alone pot three? Why?...

It goes asleep and wakes up andnothing bad. Oh my God, yeah, just don't keep an over. Ifeel like that's going to be counterproductive. I would keep it over, I'dkeep one, but in the jar on the side of my life.I'm supposed to be allowed to do that with my tonsus, dude, ifyou, if you ask to keep it for a religious reason, they can'tsay no. Oh, that's what I said. Have done. Fuck youcould have everyone apen deck to me. I could have. I could havehad my own little fucking stomach bean. Okay, so and and no,metriosis can be very debil eating disorder, and perhaps one of the worst thingsabout it is how little people are taught about it. Like you know nothing. Pay a touch to your body so you can understand what your normal is. Remember that endometriosism not y'all about as fuck. And this message is broughtto you by the Avery Foundation. Of thanks, if he has a foundation. Now, where can I donate? Apparently, through every luck. Okay, House to know to my baby. Listen y'All. The more money youspend on us, the more likely I can buy us on microphones and then, and then we can all get paid for college. I heard a microphoneto you have, like a good one. It's my head set microphone. Iuse it for streaming. The audio is not terrible. Yeah, audiosall terrible, but it isn't Chris. It would crapy Chris by their wayit could. If it was crisp, I would get a voice changer.Yeah, I think that's my God, I need one of those, dude, like I would totally if we had a money to, I would totallyget you that and then like like it, don't do it, don't do it, like so it's annoying. No, that's funny. No, not sothat it's funny. I'll be a going be funny. I literally justdon't like my voice. So, like, if I had a nicer microphone,I would need to have a voice changer or figure out how the oneI have works. Okay, back, because all have an actual, likenice microphone. Hopefully soon because I'm like finishing up my studio, so hopefullyI'll have like an act will like recording. I think thought that was a thingthat you were doing. Dude, so did I, but dude justwas like just walk down to get like beans in the basement. was like, what the fuck is this? My Dad was like, are you gonnalike finish that anytime zone, and I was like, Oh, yeah,you're like finished. What do? What? I will love us. I willfor sure one day to ten years in the future and return to thathouse. Your father doesn't even live with anyone. You fucking break then icean abandoned home. I said, like a liar. So I said,yeah, I'll finish it one day, you know, like a liar anyway. So I think that's everything. If so, we hope you enjoy theepisode. We hope you own something. We hope that you don't have thisbecause, honestly, it seems like I kind of feels like shit. IAIN'T gonna lie. Doesn't seem like a nice thing to have. We pray. We pray to whoever the fuck you want, Nique, my knowledge ofGod, whoever you before that? If he does not have it, theonly two you're either a barber cruise. Just why Christians that much fucking credit? Because they would steal the small yeah,...

...true, yeah, just like givea I've come out with this one. Anyway, we hope you get wehope to see you next week. If not, have a good restof your life. Don't have painful periods. You can't really stop that, butyou know, don't have more painful than it needs to be. ParentsSuck. Anyway. I see something I'll said to add before is I willnot be here next week. These three will be doing the episode without me. What would do? I have a a poem of the next day.So yeah, you guys, these three will be having to control the podcast. So, avery, instead of having to stay hold people, not stablementally, but like in the podcast, on track. It's like when youhave like two wheels that are rolling and then two wheels that are like shaking, and the cost still proves and now we're good, still moving, it'sstill fine, but it's just every once in a while it just goes thecomplete fucking wrong way and now we're getting rid of one of the wheels thatis going normally. I don't so a very excellent analogy, avery. Ibid you good luck. Thank you, to edit the episode and here thefucking chaos that happens. Can we name it the wheel, the three cardwheel episode, if you do the episode on the three car wheels anyway.Is there anything else to add? Valid is? Oh Fuck, I'm nextmy brain. That's good enough, y'all. Bessie, that's good enough, andstay gay.

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