House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards: an LGBTQ Podcast: Demisexuality


Welcome to this epioside of housewives in disgusies where Simone is knitting, Avery is making a dress and Jaxson is looking for apartments. After housewiving this shit up! We talked about Demisexuality! We hope you enjoyed this episode and we hope to see you next week, if not! Have a good rest of your life! You are vaild as fuck. 

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson , Avery and Simon

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapi

Hello and welcome to the House of CartsLgbtq podcast, where we all are housewives in disguise house wives in disguise at checks out.Actually my name is Jackson. I don't have a catchy phrase ready I go by hehim pronouns hi, I'm Simon, a! U She TI PRONOUNS! Iam crocheting right now, that's hot! I know Ho I'm a Brienne. Iused to shoot her pronouns and I'm altering a dress. I got out valuevillage augers at the value village. Yes, WE SAN value, village, no promo,one hundred percent. I found a shirt last week that says sexy grandma turnedsixty. Oh my God yeah. You said that Oh yeah, I did you best believe I've likebeen wearing that shit everywhere. Wait! Oh my God, avery we actually arehousewives and disgus. I'm crouching and you're sewing and I M, and I'mlooking at houses yeah like what it tell me, there's only twelve twelveappartments in our city that sucks at will. We do wread. Can you imagineif there actually was there's just twelve city, there's just twelveapartments in the DIS, twelve cities and Capote? Okay, if you want to find this onsocial media, that's the thing I for God, Yeah. If you want to follow us onsocial media, I highly suggest you do I don't our instagram is Toxocara underscorepodcast or twitter is lgbt underscore...

...deck and tick tack is House of Cards LGBT IL KB? What tea that sounds? Almose, THAT'S THE POINTBITCH! Can we get rid of it at something else? Rudy! It's you! It'syou. It probably is how you straight well, what straight, apparently we whosaid can you imagine if we were we'd besings funny? How would it be funny? It's sad I'd be very boring. I wouldhave absolutely no sense of humor us. That's how yeah you would have no senseof humor in gas. Like my only personalityShright, I know that's that's very true. Actually it is to it's kind ofconsorting yeah. I have like three aspects to mypersonality. It is like anxiety, child Yep, lgbt yeah, grandmother trapped in a teenagebody. I was going to say grandmother Yep, that's a vibe. Also, like I found a apartment, that's actuallypretty nice, sit's, aboutit hundred and hire hundredfifty, so one thousand and fifty litter to seven ink is real estate actuallyTis. I do like looking that process. I could never be a real estate agentbecause you have to lie to people, but Oh yeah, no, no! No, but but your kinkis real estate. I love look in our houses. Yeah! I watch HDTV. Sometimes Ilove it. I oh that's my favorite thing to lookat...

...augers yeah get into it yeah! Oh, I should tell you hello, I'm notdone my stories. Hello, shut up, hello, I'm not stuck to say no, no, not to beconviced it, but so we almost text, sons mom, becausemone wasn't here for a while. So I was like Shi just take so on Milan, be likehey you just a lone to like kit down yeah, I'm sorry I was purshuing andwatching orange as the new black non sponsor. What's was your mom in thesame room as you now, Oh that'd be funny your mom was and she just likeyou have to go down a record. I love oranges, the new black. That was I Iknow what's so I it is you are just on. Is the new Black Hey,wait, who's your favorite character, Nichols me too she's, just so iconicdude. I know I'm in love with her. I literally I started doing my islanderlike when I first watched oranges. The new black raise your hand. If you getyour personality from the contact, you watch my hand is raised so yeah we allmentally it'll, never stropping today, and that, like, I think I spent like I didn't, but I think everything Igot is probably over two one sand dollars for show Jesus Christ. He whatyeah like I got how many so I got two sweater four sweaters, a short two sharks so that six four ponds, so that's tenpolicial supplies see what the fuck I spent under twenty L on school suppliesand like three hundred on clothes, I... to get everything new for school for because I've so much time Odin. Sothis is my goal. So school starting, it's happening, go go, go right! Yeah!I wouldn't do you stop, because I'm I'm started started really. There's we've all startedschool yeah. I just started yesterday yeah I've started to go because myschool hates me and I've decided that, though in the fourth quarter, I havenothing in the morning. Second Corder I of two courses Dodore it's. Basicallyit's an music and nothing and then to English. Nothing. So I've decided I'mgoing to try and get ninety in everything, yeah you're doing the quarter system,hey yeah, so because I've all the time in my first quarter, I'm going to focusso much in studying, as well as practicing for social and math. So whenI go in it'll be easier, music that'll be hopefully an easy ninety police andthen I'm hoping during that time, I'm also going to be prepping for English.What music are you taking? I'm just taking music general okay, because youneed like a notebook and some other shit for music, because you do have tostudy for music theory? No, no! I don't actually yeah you do not by my musicteacher. Music theory is actually pretty difficult. No, my it's my ry! Iwas on the way to becoming a music major in university, but then I quit soI'm I not listen. I hear you and I'm sure that is how it's supposed to be isvery much I, but I know for sure that none of my teachers care about theaughts enough. So my music teacher is like from what Ihad music is normally, I think a bit of most of it is just loaning songs on aninstrument yeah,...

...and then I don't. I haven't heard tothere's not too much of the paper walk. There might be a bit, but that's likeit's not difficult for what? Ever? U, plus I'm only doing great ten music because I haven't taken musicbeforehand. I can't qualify for great. Tell me: Is it so mine will beeasy, maybe hopefully, so it's really justlike to fill up your credits. Oh Yeah Yeah! No, I'm yeah! It was no it'sbecause it was going to I'm gonna have the entire quarter off, but it becauseit's my graduating and it's the quota before graduation. I didn't want totake it off because I want to because I want to be that I want to be a part ofthe graduation because I will not stand for but to strict people plan. Mygraduation, I don't think I actually get a Grad because I'm doing online, you just get a diploma in yeah in themail one day yeah. So I'm going to buy a wedding dress from the first storeand go bowling and then how I go yeah. I come to your graduation testy, I'minviting like all the people. I know e me avery, that's it yeah it. You know,maybe maybe your mom, maybe my now. Sometimes God also summoned yeah you're a minor well. So I almostas meals but you're younger than both me and Abriett now yeah, because I'mseventeen you're not yet are you waitin, no you're, not eighty every turn inFebruary, because she's an Aquarius, yes now and then I'm seventeen and then someoneyou re a little baby. You live on by September, eighth yeah. I Still SixteenYeah Shit little triumph...

...and you coming up in about a month isthe anniversary on University of hostile cards Holy Shit Yeah, it waserection September. Twenty nine is the force. Is will be the day that we lentmy calendars, so we will probably doing somethingspecial ak well, just everyone's going to end up crying by the end of it yeah anyway. Let's talking about cry,let's talk about Demi six rurality. Now, because that's a lighter topic is that is that correct? Is it it er?Is it? How is it like a this? Isn't sad? Is it no? I know sex wow. That's why Iwas like confused if I think actually is anti, not anti,but it's not about sex, I meant to say sexuality,but my brain kind of chat. So, okay, it's okay! You can just say you on he's,okay, I didn't kiss a girl before I came overhere to record. So what? What are we talking aboutwe're talking about your mom and I'm sorry? I don't. He guys met her. You haven't, I told her. She was pretty. I forgot about that T. that's such athing to do. Okay, we're talking about Demisexuality, not to be confused with Demi Gender,which we've recently did an episode about. Did we quit yeah? We didactually not recently but like we have done it. It says recently: Okay,anyways! Then I didn't make it okay! Yes, you did. Everything is your fault,you know what you know Amesa. Is it sexual orientation, your fire? I okay. I...

...fine fucking as Demi Sexuality is sexual orientation,where someone only feel sexually attracted to another person afterthey've already established an emotional connection like if a demisexual person meets a stranger on the street they wouldn't want to. Theywouldn't immediately feel sexual attraction. I'm not saying what AveryBrod, what at Avery wrote they wouldn't wantto jump them a afred. You know what that means. Yes, that's why I know it that's likerobbing someone. No! No. I wanted like jump their bones, yeah that what yeah?I'm not saying that, though a Anai know this, and you die because to me, whenyou jump, someone means like you, rob them yeah. It also means you fuck the okay,anyways Obreen, okay, but if the demise person decidesto become friends with that stranger, they could start to find the strangersexually attractive after they've become friends, because now they havean emotional connection like Demi Gender Demi sexual is used torefer to, like quote unquote. Halfway between sexual and ASEXUAL, since Demisexual people can just hop on the one night stand train, but they can also besexually attracted to people. Demi sexuality is of often alsoreferred to as great a sexual or grace sexual, based on the same idea thatDemi sexuality is halfway between ASEXUAL and sexual. It's also beendescribed as like the spectrum between a sexuality and sexuality and otherterms include sexual ish, a sexual, a sexual fish Lee...

I fish sexual, a a fish. Let me getSecos. This sexual fish has come to tell you your sexuality. On YourEighteenth Fourth Day. Oh my God, wait that could be a ya just to be a novel. Oh my Jesus, you are gay, so get you now I like semon anyone can be dies. Idon't know what that means in like the most Simon is, does not is notconsidered in anyone. Anyone be days, six Raldi, regardless of gender or lackthere of or whether you're attracted to men, women, no one or everyone.Basically straight people can be demi sexual as well. Look at every, forexample, he riyeh on one of the biggest questions aboutDamisella. Is Why it's its ownterm because fucking his questions abouthouse of cards? PODCAST is why did Jackson Go Abra Street? You know, youknow why it's its own Tom, because fuck you Prenda, because fuck you, what didBrenda do to you run the somewhere m yeah, because you, because most peopledon't have sex with people low. So why is it I botanic? But why? If its own Tom is demise,isn't just about the sex because most people? Well, a few people have sex with people. Theyare Ardiane a relationship with it's getting a little fewer numbersnowadays, but I'm like my grandma, that's good cause. Honestly, marriageis just used by the government to sell more rings and dresses. It's an economybased thing. What and people want to be... legally devoted to each other andalso taxes? Why actually there's no tax Benner, there's not very good taxbenefits, there's a little bit of a text benefit, but it's much it's mucheasier. Just to like you know not get married. I've got to know like you cansell the ceremony, but like that, why the government needs to know who I'msleeping with fuck o anyway anyway. But again, thenwe Italy is in both sex, it's about being able to fill attraction for aspecific people, just like any other sexual orientation. This can also berefer to as a time we were Matisi. Sorry, there was just a thought processthere I'll talk about that later anyway. Moving on to the next person who'sspeaking, that's not me anyways. Another criticism is the expectationthat Demi sexual people want to have sex with anybody. They have anemotional bond with that is fucking wrong. That's just the Mont I'm going to kill you when you're sleepam I wrong, and that is an actual confession to the murder. I ask you M in my brown yeah. Oh me,I'm wrong. Yeah, you're fucking wrong shut up anyways you lout, likehomosexual men, are attractive to men. It doesn't mean there attract. All somemen are, must devise Al people still have their preferences. Just likeeverybody else. Just like one O. do you want to know the most musty man?I know your mom Samon e kill you. Okay demise people still have theirpreferences, just like everybody else.

Just like deiseal people still havepreferences as to whom they find sexually attractive because he can'tflip that a switch on like a light Bulb Demi sexual people still experienceother kinds of attraction and can still experience Libito and sexual desire again. Just like a sexuality and aRomanticism Demi Sexual can choose to have relationships or not have them.Demi sexual is just a label that a person uses to best express andidentify them. Even if someone you know identifies as Demi sexual and theydon't fit whatever you think. Demi sexuality is literally, who gives ashit. I do you can ask if they've part about a print orientation, because theymight still be exploring their own sexuality for an identity that fitsthem best, but, like nine times out of ten they're, just their own brand ofDemi sexuality go just gay exactly they are almose yours anyway.Moving now demise was forced to come, calling at a time in two thousand andsix two years before a both her after occurs after foggers, but this doesn't mean it never existedbefore that. Just like we discussed it in a five part history series, but onewestern, a it's, a blond title we need to shut in that title sexuality. It'ssuch a huge and constantly involved in spectrum and Kudo to the people who arestill out there fighting by themselves out figuring themselves out, like awith your identity, does isn't something you have to explain to anyoneand Demi sexuality. Here's a thing: Baldise is a thing: Deiseal people andalways will be devoted fuck. Unless you are fucking how Mu Vierle person yeah yeah, I may re Grammat. I I approve thismessage. I am somone to Ye and I maybe...

...approve this message. I like this roombecause it has one well what back it has orange wallet. Whatwhy are you saying by ending yeah, I'm hungry esteate to you know how, inyour room, you have a black wall yeah this apartment I found, has one too well mine's, actually a chalk board,while the paint was really at my bee. I don't know anyway, I prey sure some one's about to kill me.If I don't and the episode so well, potentially, I want to think it so muchfor coming in and what listening and enjoying, hopefully the episode, if notfuck you and fuck in no, we hope to see next week. If not that'sokay, I enjoyed the rest of your life. Is there anything else to add? No, itis back. I'm gonna have a bath as you me to by a.

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