House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBTQIA2+ Podcast

Episode 70 · 8 months ago

House of Cards; an LGBTQ podcast: Cross dressing and Drag

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Today, We talk about Jaxsons new job, and how much Avery cries and how little Jaxson does. Then we talked about how each host had the stupiest crying moments. Our topic today was on cross dressing and drag! We hope you enjoyed this episode and rememer there will not be an episode next week! Remember you are vaild as fuck, and stay gay.

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Written by Avery Ann

Edited by Jaxson Stiles

Produced by: Jaxson, Avery and Simone, Jesse,

Music: Lofi-Missing memories , lofi fading away, lofi fly and lofi escapie,

Hello, Oh, welcome to the House of cards. I thought this was a scripted thing at the Begin, a God and lgbt photo. I looked at the script and realized there was nothing. Do you want to start again just because just was talking? Vide is no offense, justest check, but just like that's going to pay. It's going to be like hearing that and then hello. You know, I would like to say that I was talking this moone talk over me. So that's some I do it. You know that. Anyway, everyone, let's let's let someone talk. Hello, welcome to the House of cards and lgbtq plus podcast. My name is Simone. I usually they pronouns, and also I'm crocheting because I'm a bad bitch. Well, damn, what a bad hello. My name is Jackson. I use they him pronouns. You know, I'm pagers, you are. I hate that. I said that. I hate that. I said that. I'm graduating soon and it's like freaking me out. Also, I'm going to be cooking in a restaurant soon, which is also freaking me out. Just look at Kiddo, rising above the ranks like little. Okay, at my job, I am a so far I'm a delivery driver, I'm a disfusher, I'm a host and soon too be cooked. I wroll, I am the back sweetheart, I said, I told them I could do it all. They were like, so, what job would you like? Yes, yes, all of them, all of them. I can't wait. Like so it says you worked at this restaurant that I can't say the name of because I signed a contracts and I can't say the name of Mick Donald's, McDonald's. Totally, no, not really. They were like, it's going to be like I applied to another one, like so, where did you look at? Like, what did you do? And I'm just gonna be yes, yes, I did it all. What was I do? That building. I actually was the building. That's so true. Anyway, WHO's next? It's me. Wow, um, I'm angry. I you. She her pronouns and I had a really good day today. I DID A lot. Actually, I for twelve o'clock, I read a two hundred page novel and I wrote a seven hundred word essay. So literally, that's really horrift for you, Papa, just hearing you say that you did not. Yeah, I actually I don't know how, seeing as like I woke up at like eight, so crazy, that's what it's, because you are amazing, then deserve the world. Oh my gosh thing. Okay, this is...

...all brand uh hi, my name is Jess, I use he they pronouns, and I've had a stomach fluve for like three days and Ye, that sucks for you, too bad. I can only eat toast and hot dogs. Not Great. It's a bizarre diet. Yeah, it is, it is. How's it going for you, by the way, do you recommend that? Actually not the weirdest gut I've ever been on. That's braces on. They hurt so fucking bad. I could only eat like non solid foods, but I hate smoothies. I just hate the consistency of them. So they're like, oh, you'll probably eat a lot of smoothies. I was like no, so I did you have a lot of soup? No, we didn't have any soup in our house for some fucking reason. But I'm basically a yellow yogurt and like protein shakes for like drink two months. Oh My. Anyway, so I'm not a very pot twist. Now huck Whoa Holy Shit. So it's great private with avery cries at like every single movie it's a movie, but happeness. Avery's crying. It's hey, it's a documentary. Avery's crying, like this fucking call allows today, Jesus, the opposite. I'm the opposite. It is a sad movie. I do not cry. It is very hard to get me to crying movies, except for one, and I want to see what everyone thinks the movie is and what part of the movie that makes me cry. The new spider man and the thing where redacted happens to redacted because it's redacted because it's spoiler. Yeah, Jeff, it's definitely a movie with an animal. I don't think. Okay, when the animal dies, a free what's your guests? That's my guess too. Like when an animal dies, but I like specifically, like a dog. If you don't cry when a dog dies during a movie, I have a hard time trusting you. Yeah, but I feel like that's such a basic thing, like I don't cry when the dog dies or whatever, so I feel like it's a basic thing. I feel like Jason's going to turn around, like actually, it was during fucking fast and yours or some shit, when all of Tony, all of you aver on, including justice, hypothetical and inside out with when bing bond dies. Okay, yeah, that's the only time that I've ever cried in a movie. The last movie that I remember crying at. That I definitely should cry at. I was like, it wasn't inside out, but I remember crying at that in the theater. The last movie that I cried I was fucking fount. Yeah, no, I were inside out. Everyone cries, I remember. I saw...

...every single time. I remember that's impressive too. I saw it with you guys. Yeah, why, he richie carves him his and Eddie's name into the little fence thing, because he started it like before and then he finishes it after Boiler Aler. Eddie fucking takes the bucket and then they all cry in a lake and it's very sad and it's very good. Remember, remember when I cried at the beginning of that movie because I was just having like a rough week, and then something happened in the beginning of it and I was like okay, Oh, yes, dead, what the kill? The Girl Lost Your Shit. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's okay, never mind. Sudley die. Someone lost people character. No, not even because Stanley, because like, just like me, for real for real? No, no, no, literally, one of my friends that like just got admitted to the hospital for that like the day before. So I was like, okay, cool, Oh, I thought. I thought you're gonna say, Oh my God, they know my aftmovie plans, you know, like the worst thing that's ever happened someone. What do you have to the movie? I think you're gonna pull it, Stanley. Fuck you. Okay, anyways, if you want to follow us on social media, talking about US kindnut movies and, you know, offering to social media. Yeah, so you can sign us on Instagram at House of cards underscore podcast, on twitter at lgbt underscore deck, on Tick Tock as house of cards lgbt and on Youtube as house of cards LGBT podcast. NOPE, fuck, it's it like includes all the thing. Yeah, you're very close. House deck, Card, LGB T que podcast. Why Heart, you just said that again. House some cords and lgbtq deck. Oh my God, no longer a podcast. Suck my Keenis okay, nascinating. Welcome. It's your first it's your type of people. Welcome to the PODCAST. Yeah, welcome. What on this topic, because I think this is a really funny topic. What's the stupidest thing you've ever cried about? No, I don't...

...like there's so many things. I remember mine vividly and be stupid, but the way that it happened made me feel like it was stupid. Okay, I have this is my response and it's very funny. I was raised in a small town as a male, so I have never had a moment where I've cried a something that was stupid, because just don't cry. I have I can remember every single moment I've cried after the age I turned ten, because there were so few of them. I kind of don't cry. I'm going to be honest. I can't remember a stupid cry. Sort of Jackson like, once I'm cried, I remember the three times a week. What the Fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, no, I cry. I have four times. I'm on. Well, Beautron, it's great. I really recommend it. Press your doctor for it. I just cried. So this reason that I ever cried, I don't know. I think it was and again, this probably isn't a stupid reason, but I was gasolate and thinking it was stupid reason. I was on princess an island with my like uncle's side of the family so that I had a house. there. Is like ride on the water. It was Super Fun. I really want to go back there. It's really pretty and it was like in the middle of the fucking woods. Right, okay, there's like a shit ton of wild life or whatever. Just hang around. Oh Yeah, what they do? I woke up and I heard like a thud on the kitchen window and I was like, you know, I didn't have trauma yet, so it's like, well, I'm gonna go check that out instead of having bucked that's fucked. And so I went and I looked and a bird had hit the window because we didn't close the blinds. That was the thing. You had to close the blinds and that the birds do not to hit my phone in the morning because with done itt like looked translucent or whatever. Oh my God, Bird fucking slammed head first in the kitchen window. I loost my fucking mind. Now, keep in mind this isn't the first time this has happened, because I also lived in a fairly wooded area and birds hit our window all the time. I saw dead birds all the time. I'm buried at least six of those fucker. I seen Jed animals. I've seen road kill. I don't trigger warning, by the way, but this is the first time I seen this. But for some reason this one just fucking just broke my heart into a Jillian tiny little pieces, and I should you not, I cried for the rest of the day about it. The bird was fine. The bird was completely fine. He sat there for a couple hours and then my cousin went out and gave him some water and gave him some some berries or something that he flew away. But I just my whole just heart, just like eleven year old heart, just shattered feeling the fur pieces, because...

...this one rig like blant his head. Oh my God, that reminds me of this. Sorry, sorry the repressing me story I have. It's okay. So when I was thirteen and a delinquent in my little face, you know. Yeah, we, me and this group of other people were walking around downtown in like like by the homeless shelter, right and so there was this bridge with really like a lot of cars by it, just busy day and night, and I was about like five o'clock and we were walking around and we set we see this bird in the middle of the bridge, like next to all the cars, like clearly this bird is fucked up. Like something happened to the bird, and we were like, Oh my God, somebody got out of their car, picked up the bird and brought it to the side of the road. So we decided to take the bird back to our friend's house and we were trying to like get it to like be okay, because it looked very disoriented. It happened hit by a car, by the way. We didn't know that. Um, but okay. So we were like trying to feed this bird. Bird would not eat. Try to make this bird drink water, whatever, would not drink it, and we were like, are we doing something wrong? We definitely were. So we took it outside so I could have some sunlight and then I just like died. Oh my God. But then here's the here's the best part of this story. We take the bird, we put it in a box, we line the box with matches on the outside of it. We take the bird box, looks down to the river. Bird box some mode did we said there fucking micing you, reset the box on fire with our teachers phone number on the side of the box and we sent it down the river and then we realize we might actually commit arson. So we have to chase this box all the way down the river until the path ends. Kid that's a crippled birds die, and then change her my halfway through. Well, no, we can actually commit arsons. I think with that it's like this want to talk about every if you want to talk about yours, we can talk about that, but if not, maybe get into the top. Um, I mean stupidest panic attack I ever had was watching the first it movie. We Um, and what the weird part is is that like we talk through about half of the movie, you know, like first five minutes, kid's arm gets bitten off, like there's blood everywhere. I had absolutely no problem with it. Yeah, and then it was like halfway through the movie and it was when the one kid I can't remember anyone's fucking name. Um, Steve. Yeah, I don't think there's a Steve. Yeah, there is. I don't know, Um Denley. It wasn't Stanley. This is why I'm...

...like, it's ruining me up anyways. Um, and Mike, Mike, I think it was Mike, when he was like it was he that? No, those are the three. Yeah, and it was like when they were down by the river and like the bully whatever was like shut it and his face into like the raw meat and it was like just the raw meat this, yeah, like kids aren't gets ripped off, no problem, but I see some raw meat. Yeah, I flipped out. I had a panic attack. You brought that up. We want to go see the second one. You were like fly the way if I randomly run out because I had a panic attack when they had the raw meat the last one. I was like, okay, okay, I was really weird. You got me, you guys. You guys know the bully in the in the movie like they're the new one, the new force to movie. He's gay in real life. I knew that. Yeah, but then after I have my panent attack, then I dad decided that with the best time to teach me how to drive in a parking lot. You're dad's just full of bright ideas, as I almost is right. Almost. He's almost as bright as you, jess. Anyway, moving on. Um, we're gonna be talking about cross cross dressing and Dre who the fuck are right of thick? What? What? That's disgusting. Sorry, my was you anyway back in the dock and cross dressing in a drag. Jes, take it away. It started dressing and drags actually cross rousing. Verses Drag things. Actually know that. Cows. Hope I never have to say that again. Today we're going to be talking about the difference between rag and cross dressing, because people either don't know or don't realize there's a different, different the sex I have your mom and the sex she has with your dad. They're different. Excellently, I'm just saying Your Dad, as we didn't tell you last week when you were gone, we all you like you left your dyslexia with us. Yeahs could read. None of us could read dissexiou your mom Jo. Well, you know it. You will fucking avory's mom, and that's what happened. That's apparently fucking all of your mother's addition, that's what I heard. I thought that was because you mentioned my ability to additionally, while we are an LGBT podcast, either cross dressing or drag have explicit lgbt Q plus of aliations. A...

...cross dresser doesn't have to be trans and neither does a dry queen is. Aren't moist drive Dr King People that you said polsis. Yeah, it's not a bad sun to make. I don't know, I am that's your Rue Paul Assumption. Oh, you have to be, but like it's a pole is, like because we're post transphobic. Anyway. Yeah, some ow. Oh, hello, hi on. So what exactly is cross dressing? I don't fucking know. Real it's literally self explanatory. Shop the fuck ups up my penis. Cross jufts. Yes, I can't do the podcast. Cross dressing is typically described when someone of one gender wears clothes that were originally marketed for the opposite gender, such as mentor like or women wearing tuxedos. Yeah, it's literally just called having a sense of fashion. What are you? Yeah, like current Hugo. Over, cross dressing is something only associated with men or male preventing people, which is lame. This is because close such as skirts, tights and dresses are still seen as feminine, while Masculine clothing is seen as masculine and a drawdness. It's if, then why would your never one some? Why was your dad? Why do your dad wearing skirt last night for me, but I'm not going to say that because that's discusting. That's larious. Why to make those jokes sound you, but like, why do you men look so much better in skirts than women, then maybe I'm just gay. Yeah, I think as much. Women look pretty good and skirts. Just gonna say I don't yeah, hit US anyway, for men and skirts real quick, fucking Hallelujah. Yeah, literally. How however, there was a time when women wearing pants was considered outrageous. You know, is what do you mean? Raised your hand. If a woman, if you're a woman wearing pants right now, I'm not fucking pants. I'm wearing boxers posed. What did you say? I haven't warm pants and days. Yeah, that's because you're not a woman. Bestie, I forgot, forgore. That's going to be just when you can distender yourself. Just is gonna be like, Oh my God, where am I tits? That we're gonna be a chest. That's your guy. Oh fuck you right, they're gonna use the run pronouns on yourself when you're like old pant. I do...

...what. I'm telling stories about myself. People look at me like I did not need to just speakeself. Anyway. It was considered outrageous and a form of cross dressing. Also, have people never seen kills? Like, Oh my God, sorry that it's just that's how I read it. Yay, it's basically a score. Guys, like, I know it's like you know, it has like an and you know, important thing, but like the only difference is that is that it's supposed to be for women in any occasion. Or kilt is for like a denoted Irish Gaelic garment won by men on special occasion. But it's still a scored. It's just a special scored. It's like you don't wear a fucking wedding dress to the supermarket. You're maybe you don't. It's a fantoms. Yeah, it's a fancy scored. addinally, crossing doesn't mean that someone is lgptq plus. Are you gonna ask every kilt when bake type player if he's gay? Absolutely, but that's that's because I want to fuck him equality, like every single man wearing a killed and holding a bagpipe and ask if they are almost actual. And don't my old Jim Teacher's phone number, a gentle kiss on the deak and walk away silently. My old gents, like just US consider sect. The one thing I remember from like my third or Second Grade Remembrance Day Assembly was that when the man with the bagpipes walked right in front of us and I covered my ears because it was loud and it hurt that my teacher got mad at me and told me that I was being disrespectful. Oh, and that would force they went, and that was the first time you ever cried. Oh No, I've cried. I've been crying for years. Dude, I'm a seasoned veteran at this point. What mom just every once in a while to her silent sob and he's like B I. Okay. So I full belief, like if it the inside out. Movies, correct avers and justice, SAT ISS. So like out there having a good life. Me and Samons are like tied up in the corner, just like a gag in their mouth. Yeah, just like Bitchho't move. Wait, which one? Sadness? Yeah, well, because I'm probably and fear for you as well. It's just gone. I'm on a drugs for sadness and fear. So you know, just have just you just have to scutt medic cage. The Mont Samone just has to discussed. I just burned myself like with plastic. That hurt my favor it the tone, if my turn. Clothes don't have genders. Yes, do don't assume my closed genders. However, that doesn't invalidate the fact that a lot of people find gender expression through clothing. For a lot of people, wearing a specific type of clothing is liberating and whether you perceive the clothing of masculine or feminine, it's good practice to ask someone what their pronouns are if you weren't sure. That's I we introduce ourselves with our pronouns. That,...

...you know, the proper way to express to us. All the time they're like, what if I don't know what? I'm afraid to like this gender, though, asking if you're afraid of name, you ask their name. By the way, guys, I don't ask people's names. I forget. I'm just yes this, I just avoid saying it. Just so everyone's hat just so everyone knows. The stock market is doing all right. There's some increases and decreasive things. Things are going all right. Things are going all right anyway. Market is astrology, but for men. Whenever you're ready, Jess First, trology actually affects my life. Um, sure, best just talk market does Jack Shit. I don't stock a number one different cross dressing and drag the cross dressing it's active activity. Well, drag is performance. Drug is for all genders and sexual orientations and it's all about taking male and female impersonation to extreme lengths. Drag Greens. Often we're extravagant wigs, high heels, clothing and have dramatized makeup. Drags about persona and performance. What's GOPS, Glamor Lights, camera and action? That's the GAYEST I said. Also, don't hear how good I read that. Yeah, Dude, you literally were born for the stage. Sorry, sorry, I stage or if something, but, like you know, I had so I had my headphones off. Can you do that again, Jess? No, I really really want to do drug. I really, really really want to drag and you have that degree. Yes, you should do that for the grats. My Youtube intro video is just going to be just me, like full drag like three. Am just adding it too, are you? I'm adding it to our youtube. I deer dog. Just no, you should do graph. For the graph. You should do drake the grat ceremony. Oh, like the one that because I was gonna say I know where I live. Y'All get hate crimes. If I show up to you can hate, you can at crime no matter what you do. Anyways, I'm Rad and drag those are what are they called? Hyperbole? No, I know the word that you're yeah, but it's like I know it. It's something with a like a pan and s and an l, pans and an L. No, it's a pollin drop. Is it a Pelin drop? Tal and drop? Yes, I'm so fucking smart up. My Dad name is a Palindroum...

Um, um. Anyways, dry is most commonly known today thanks to the TV show. Sorry, Dragon One most commonly known today thanks to the TV show Paul's drag race, which is in about as fuck. Yeah, we're drag peens about rople drag race really quick. When I first came out, I find it the my dad's would watching that to understand more about the community and he stopped. I explained to it that it was really transphobic, but he got to like season eight. Oh my God, Dude, what Loves Your Dad so much? I was like, he was like Paul. I was like how did you know? Like that's kind of fruity. Let me see it. You're dad with like take all my money. Your Dad is the only car, like ban on the table. You're dad is the only dad. I will not sleep with why? Your Dad is literally like one of the best humans on this or are you must protect him at all cost I swear you. Dad is just God. So I've never seen God and my dad in the same room. anyways, continue someone. We're dry queens compete and audience urs are shown all the behind the scenes work that goes into drag. Such work includes makeup, styling, costumes, choreography, lip syncing and modeling. The Art of drag is all about flamboyancy and extravagant Ganzo, whereas cross dressing is just it's a regular little thing. So a lifestyle choice. Just he just do it. It's like being gay. It's a lifetime. Yeah, yeah, precisely, precisely, flash Jay, precisely. Yeah, like it was my choice to get vaccinated from the COVID nineteen virus and now I am faith. Yeah, so what's a choice stuff? Yeah, that definitely happened about. Yeah, no, we were actually married before. They actually like I went ice fishing twice. I went fishing once. They played basketball, they played soccer's no, so crapping after that. Sing, sorry. I played hockey, I went hunting, I went talking you guys are like those thing like is he secretly straight? He was like getting a gun ready to shoot me. Well, I guess this. You're coming out to us, bestie. Great. So, like the song, sense like it still sauce. Is My mom my ice fishing once? I feel like avery is like an old woman who's not always looking. It's not always listening, like I feel like every feels like the old La Granda who's not always listening and then every once in a while would just pop into the conversation fishing when I was a little kid to provide food for family, like what might...

...not what we were talking about. My pop still ice fishes. It's okay, avery, go back and eat your chocolate pudding anyway. However, much like crosstre saying that's dude, get the fuck out. However much across dressing, Dreg is not explicity. LGBTQ activity. Well, Drake Queens and kings are more likely to be filled with the LGBT community, and that was a cods community were gay. Well, separate. This is mean that all people who participate are in drag are drake. What do you mean? Not Gay? Does not mean that old people who partition in drag are drag. Oh my dad, SC it was us, it was all of us, none of us true. Friend. This is a mean old people producing drag are gay. The misconception that all drake Queens, okay man comes comes from stereotyping and the fact that Drake Queens and kings will force accepted by the OTP Lgbtq community. and honestly that's just because, like, we felt bad for them, you know, like we re late to you. We will live you. We had the same partles, but oh my God, Home Depot was crashing. Good for them. What really down a lot. It's just see help for that. It's still boggles me that you like actively see the stock market. I actually never I actually didn't start looking at the like stock market until the time when I accidentally brought it up, and now I just want to look at it. Dude. I laughed so hard I told my mom and she like I thought that she was going to pet herself laughing. It was awesome. Your paragraph episode is the train wreck. That doesn't mean that drag performers in lgbtq plus members don't get along or that we're all best friends. They exist within the same diagram and are often associated with one another, but they are not mutually exclusive. That being said, whether you're an avid cross wrestler or you love getting down and dirty and some fish, that's and a glitter pompadour and six inch platform heels while performing to my mariah carry, y'all are valives. Fuck, how did you know my weekend plans and you're not inviting me? Even agreements, nasty. Guess I could invest in Disney. What I can invest in Disney. Would you do that? Jesus crying?...

I think Jack's is just coming out a straight now. It sounds like it. This podcast is turning you straight. Anyway, I honestly want to thank everyone for tuning to this episode. We would stay longer, but I got shit to do tonight, so I'm going to kick you out. You so much for tuning in today's episode. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to see you next week, because there's there's a little surprise. There's a little surprise this week. There's a there's a little you know, the surprise. Agree, it's a real what is it? I'll tell you afterward. I'll tell you after we're recording, because but does a little surprise next week. Everyone knows about it. We talked about this, but we just forgot about it. Is there anything else? Is there anything else to add? Um Valid as falls, Valad as fuck. I really, I really want to know the surprise. I know nothing. Just it's your turn to end like your thing. Did you even hear me when I was probably that steak? Yeah, now it's not Asmr. Go say say the thing. Jess, stay gay.

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