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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast
House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast

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House of Cards: An LGBT Podcast; Bisexual

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Today we played would you rather and talked about bisexuality and what that means. 

Hi, welcome to house of cardsand LGBT podcast. Basically, we're gay as fucking we like to talk aboutit. ha ha ha. Hi, I'm Jack. Then I go byhe hum pronouns and I'm currently dying inside. That's a mood. I'm a veryam I have she her pronouns and I'm suffering from the ladybug effect.What is the Lady Bug Effect? That's just like, because you know whenlady books get too called, they hibernates like. That's just what I callit, like in the first few days when there's snow, because everyone's likesleepy and doesn't want to do every anything. Oh facts, okay, nice someone. Hi, am Samone. I used she they pronouns and I'm goingthrough Shark Week. It really sucks. I wanna die. Uh. Thatis our next top the PABIC for today Shock Creek. The topic for todayis bisexuality. Come out forest. We'll get to a topic later and beforewe move on to the topic, our instagram is house of cards underscore podcast, our twitter is lgbt underscore deck, our patreon is house of cards andour website is house of cards, lgbtocom wicksitecom. Something I don't know.It's on our instagram. I think, yeah, it is. What arewe looking for? Oh, I'm just I'm telling people where to find ourwebsite. A website. Is Not on our instagram anymore because I've been switchingout for the spotify. Okay, Soh Smart, just so that people caneasily click it. I can switch it back if we want. I justdid that just for no, no, no problems. I wish what we'regoing to talk you're going like way too quick. We got its. We'veonly started this episode for two minutes. Some like swellowy, though. Wewill get into that, trust me.

But we also want to say.A lot of US probably, we probably sound tired a bit because we're alltired after we could one episode and we've already recorded one episode. So Ithink we're all just a little like getting to the end of the day.Oh yeah, I'm right. It's like a o'clock. That's an hour beforemy bedtime. The grant your grandma's best. It's no time for my bedtime becauseI don't have a sleep schedule. That's our topic. Having honey,I'm gonna buy you Melatonin. I already have Melatonin. I just like suckat taking it because I have dreamless sleeps. Bro No, but I last nightat that my aunt had a rivalry with a four year old with areally sophisticated name. That was just the Mon that for your just them summone. I hate children and because of this bitch named Ed would some tea fromearlier, boyfriend wanted me to tattoo a playboy buddy on his ass. Didyou? I got to the point of drawing it out and then he hadto go because his mom was here. Y'All want how was summons during later? That's why the mom was to go home so quick. I am home, I mean, you know what I mean. Likely. Sorry, Iforget. We don't have a student yet. That's when will which as it gonnapass some spells later, so that my cramps go away. Do youhave the energy to even? You should do it before bed then, because, like, you sound tired and, like I'm Shure, I to youdo that. Just gonna like die. I don't know. I think I'mjust gonna do a little bit of meditation so that I don't die from bloodcloths. We still got to say. Yah. Know, as a reminderme, it's some own both pract switch...

...graft. So if you are talkingspells and meditation and influence and all that Shit, yeah, that's because wepractice. I need you do a Tarot card reading tonight. Know Me,that's all I'm trying to practice is I do a Tarot card reading just toget I understand no words. It's Jackson. Is it safe to make your ownpendulum board, because I know it is not safe to make your ownWegi board. I saw. I don't see why it wouldn't. That's justthe telling the pendulum where to go. Yeah, my Wegi boy make Weijiboards all like on a monthly basis. I remember when I was like twelve, I did them once a week, every joe. Wegi boards like thethings to contact ghosts. Yeah, Bro, that's so much too. At schoolit was so much fun. We'd hang out in the gender natural bathroomsand play with the WEGI board and ask of our teacher was an asshole.It was a vibe. You could scare me. I have like this thingagainst Wegi boards. We used rings, is the plant Chet, which,looking back, is not a good idea, because I wear them. My friendmom, when she told me not to mess with the Vail between lifeand death, and here I am being suicidal. Well, like I cuzI don't believe in anything. FLUCK, I hope my there pistas is notwatching. If he found out I'm a podcast watching Listitun in here that andbe like, oh, so, Jackson, do we want to talk about yourlatest episode? Which episode, the Manic One or the podcast one?We do just saying Jackson. For some reason I feel like your therapist namedshould be Maurice. It's like I should bring a notebook to my next therapysession and write something down every time that she writes something down. That's whyyou're in therapy. Therapy a free I mean, would it not be great? It would be broke. My hair...

...is growing in orange. It's whatthe let you know. That's how you know your hair is fucked up,really starting to show themselves to the world and they're growing in with a tingeof orange. So are you with ginger? I don't know. I think so. Oh my God, you're so speaking of my ginger brother got amullet today. Oh my God, fucking hell. So I think that's whenmy brother has a mullet, your brother has a mullet. My my bestfriend's Ex has a mullet. They're coming back. They're ugly as verifying,but they look really good on all girls. Okay, facts. So ill,game for today is on. Would you rather? I think we're goingto go with I know we played would you rather than beginning, but thisis we have to think of the would you rather? Oh, okay,T oh, you stop, whoo, some one. Oh Shit, okay, would you. Are we doing like gruesome ones or like just easygoing ones? Something that's not going to get us like reported? Okay, because Ipull from the movie. Would you rather? But, like, I'm not goingto do that. Kill Yourself. Have you ever watched that one?It's fucked up, you really. I don't want to watch it because I'vepart of so many fucked up things and I watched it. I wasn't reallybothered by it, though I couldn't Abe. That's why you're in therapy. It'shorror movies, though. Okay, anyways, Um, I like hidn'tseek. Oh, I haven't heard of that one. I like it.I think it doesn't see something like that anyway. So on. Would yourather hand in an assignment late for lower marks or not at all, latefor long late. Oh my God, my anxiety spike the moment you startedtalking. I'm not getting zero for not...

...assignment and when I can just dealwith the sixty, like fuck. That is Zeros are worse. I don'tcare why. People like I just want better than a five or a sidethat of the zero. Lets grow. Honestly, I think about that somuch. My teachers are so passive aggressive when I handed in late, whichdeters me. That's so bad. She dressing like agnoledgers. Should like inreally like encourage like. You know what my music teacher does? I don'tknow if I want to know. She gets a list of all the kidswho handed in their assignment late or not at all. She reads it outto the class. Oh my God, I hate her. Oh No,she's great. She does it like in a joking manner. Okay then,baby, that though, magic. hevery. Do you WANTA? Who? Sure? Okay, would you rather meet your great great grandparents or your greatgreat grandchildren? My great great grandparents are probably racist, so I'd have togo with the grandchildren, grandchildren, so that if they're racist, I canat least say I'm your great great grandfather. Shut the fuck up. Honestly,though, I would love to have great great grandchildren because I remember whenI was younger and I'd go visit my great grandmother, we used to siton her floor, like at her retirement home, and make her bracelets outof those little like beat kids you get from the dollar store. Oh,that's so cute. Never took them off. My brother would make so many forher in her arms would be covered like a two thousand and twelve seengirl. My grandma like likes to spoil US and sometimes I noise my mom. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, as excited as I am to likebe a grown up and be a mom, I'm so much more excitedfor when I'm an old lady. You...

...aregue. You already all I mean, like physically okay, what you can do write is I actually, Idon't have our thritis. I've been tested for it. Me Too. Ohmy God, I have vocal Dystonia. Fuck, I've been talking too much. Oh, it's your turn. Come up with a would you rather?Yeah, Jack, and sorry, I do. I just literally my foltwas like, HMM, you've been talking a lot, but having freaking waterbitch. Would you rather wear all black with a black sweater in the hottestday of the summer, or spill catch up on a white shot? Catchup on a white shirt black. That's what it is. Through the estatingcommon can just beat email together and then a res they're trying to scrapt catchup off of the show it. Oh my God, no, I'm sosensitive for temperature. I forgot that. Let's say you want, though.Let's say you want like temperature. If I wasn't, yeah, I'd gowith black. Yeah, catch up his doors. Well, to get onyour shit. CATCHUP and grilled cheese, though, catch up and group.What I shouldn't make never have you got had tech of skilled cheese? Ohmy God, I've been doing that for years. It's so good, likebecause it's like no Gusto Sup. Oh my God, what? That's yourturn again. I'm really disturbed. Um, would you rather put catch up ongrilled cheese or would you rather hang yourself? Catch up on killed cheese. It's so good. I swear you gotta try it someone tonight who youhave to just fucking try and stop being...

...a little pussy. You are whatyou eat. I'm a pussy. Okay, just let it go. You're pussy. In like years, years. I'm only sixteen, Bro, andwe know when you started. When did I start? Jackson? Thirteen?No, fourteen, what the fuck? Nose? So a way tooch on, fould you rather? Okay, UM, crap, I'm so in original.Oh my God, would you rather jump off a table with jump offthe moon? Okay, would you rather, all your always have your hand smelllike hand sanitizer or all your ways have your feet smell like garlic?What kind of hand sanitizer? Both of the Tequila kind. Oh fuck theQuila kind. I'll take the hand signed is a Bro. Both of thoseare reality for me. I don't want to go see someone anymore. Whydo you think ever songs all the time? I don't know. Because, likeyou have weird Wat's on your foot because you're all which, no,to cover up my mushroom lady. Actually, I love your mushroom lady, completelyunrelated. Oh my God, that's like the other day I couldn't stopdrawing pictures of like women and I just sent them all to some owns grow. I had that issue for about two weeks and then I tattooed one onmy body and I'm good. Now. You hear the woman would after Inaked. Woman, Tattoo one on your body, Yo, and you drinkwater for the rest of your life. Like drink only water, only water, or only drink orange juice for the...

...rest of your life. Water,I guess, because I need it, but I own it, I honestly. Okay, if you drink enough on shoice, you'll be fine. Idrink coffee and I drink tie tea lottes. That is it, okay, II needed water. I need to live. Doesn't drink the water anyway, water than orange juice. I got to be honest for a second.I had an orange juice addiction a few years ago. I'm so sorry forbringing this up. I drank nothing but orange juice for so long and thenI got thick and we went to the doctor and he said that it's becausethere was so much vitamin C in my blood because I it's drinking so muchorange juice, and I wasn't allowed to have any for two weeks. Ohmy God, but w a diption, bro I drink orange juice when I'msick. That's why I don't like it that much. I LOVE ORANGE TOWE'RE gonna move on to our topic now, really where it's at, so everybodyknows what we're doing and it's on the thing. Some oh well,beginning. Hang on, hang on, Oh my God, favory, ifyou want to start, never saw us all. I definitely will. Theterm bisexual is used to describe a person who explain variances from Lotional, romanticand or sexual attractions to, or engages in romantic or sexual relationships with morethan one sex or gender. That sounds polly. I'm going to say insteadof that, is like one of the binary or two. Yes, wow, that was working. That was kind of like. The thing is,it's not necessarily within the gender binary. It's just attraction to two. Soto be bisexual, yeah, the men and women, or you could beattracted to women and end bees, or...

...you could be attracted to men andenvies, or you, or you could be attracted to and bees and women. Yeah, actually, yeah, that's a big thing about yeah, Isectuality. Yeah, so it's just it's a lot of sense. Good foryou, it's just do that. Then the gender binary cut up. Yeah, big thing about bisexuality is like clear, is like Queer. It can meanvery different things to very different people. Like the buy it. Like whatwe say before is like maybe non binary and female or night, youknow, stuff like that. I realize I said non binary and female twice, but like, women are just so pretty. Yeah, agreed. Ihave a boyfriend right now. You're worth from this. Seemed to this whatcreees women are. I mean, he can and disagree. I mean,I don't know. I sent him pictures of hot women all the time.What you that's beautiful. I know. Okay, bisexuality also doesn't mean thatyour ratio between the two genders that you like is fifty. It's defined asliking to or sometimes more, depending on if you like more and your preferredlabel is bisexual. It's defined as liking to or more of the many genders. This doesn't mean it has to be fifty percent one gender and fifty percentother. Personally, I'm like eight twenty. Honestly, I lean very hard towardsguys, but just women have such a special place in my heart.But do you add a so valid do these? Oh my God, sodaddy. It's it is fluid for people. So it can change, like throughoutyour life or your discovery of yourself. Or whatever you want to call that, and dating someone of the opposite...

...sex doesn't doesn't mean that you're straight, or dating someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay. It justmeans us who you're with at the moment. And, honestly, bisexuality and otherlabels similar popisexuality, such as pimp sexuality, and I forget the othersright now, on these six. That's yeah, you're getting it. Yeah, they se labels like that are pretty fluid in who you like, andthey do. For me at least, they do tend to change a lot. Yeah, that's that's ballad. A's fucked. Yeah, that's on yourcatch frights. Valid as fuck. Validity, can we call followed as well,because I'm you. Fuck. Yeah, I'M gonna get more tready. Wegott that be it so great? We're caught every handnets all of it. It's a set's up, also well, making up the be and lgbtq plusand all the other terms that make many believe that bisexuality doesn't exist,which is simply wrong, and bisexual people suffer from buy evisibility or ways andby negative from both the lesbian and gay communities as well. As that hador extra community, which is really sad because, as an ount to bethe community, we should be accepting everyone who is not holding someone else orbeing phobic to anyone else. Yeah, so forever. Yeah, bbt community, as long as you are not hateful, exactly, like, just be fucking, except, except fail and realize that people are valid. You can'tfeel with it. Valid is fuck. Think that's total catch phrase. Validis fuck, valid is fuck. Yeah, let's get going, though. MaybeI use ivory. Dude, we...

...lose every actually, no, wemight have ivory if we if you want to just continue on, then Ithought I can. It's up to you. I thought I heard every Giggle,so I did too. Oh, hery, we lost you the HEP. And actually, I'd like to add on about like. I'm here,you're good. Every I live in the middle of nowhere. That's what happened. Um, so I think we lost a very stuck blows Simone. Doyou want to continue, though, potter? Do you want me to? Ican, Um, so just finish us off then. Okay, cool. Bisexual bisexuality is a very broad term. It has been used in many differentways and you should remember that. As long as you're not hurting someoneand not being bi felt bike. You're valid as fun. Some websites thatyou can visit if you believe that you may be bisexual is coming out guides, the two thousand and nineteen by plus youth report coming out as bisexual toyour doctor, AHRC's brief guide to getting bisexual coverage right. Will put linkseither on our instagram, our twitter or, if we can, we'll put themlike with our spotify, if that be like a thing, because I'dbe problem. Definitely try to. I think I'll. I think I canget it going. Yeah, sick. Yeah, anyways, make sure tofollow us on all of our social media, which includes house of cards, underscorepodcast on Instagram, lgbt underscored deck...

...on twitter, House of cards onPatreon and House of cards something, something, something, don't wicksite. Yeah,yeah, so so someone, do you want to talk a bit aboutyour bisexually, because we saw like a lot of time left. Oh yeah, of course, UM, lost are a little too soon in the Oh. Yeah, so I've known I was bisexual for like a pretty long time. I'd say like eleven is when I started like kind of questioning it.When really wait, Eleven, eleven. Well, when I started questioning itbecause I'd see girls and I'd be like, I want to be their best friend. Okay, I'm going to be their best friend, we're going totalk all the time, we're going to have sleepovers all the time and Ilet me see who booms. Yeah. So I would say are an elevenwas when I started liking girls, but I didn't really realize it fully oraccept it fully until I was about fourteen. Wow. I kind of just stayedin a realm that was comfortable for me and that I know, orthat I knew would be widely accepted by society, and so I kind ofI don't know. I would look for guys who seemed kind of feminine orguys who I just liked in general, and I'd be like, I havea crush on them. That's me too. And the thing is I would seelike my favorite TV characters growing up were Rory Gilmore and like, Idon't know people like that, and I was like I if, okay,I'm straight, because I'm like Rory Gilmore. I don't know. It's been abit of a journey and I'm still kind of figuring out how to existand feel. I still don't know how to and I'm not bisexual and feelvalid in my sexuality, especially since coming...

...out recently, like actually coming outwhere my parents weren't drunk. Do you want to talk about you should talkabout that, like we would have about that. Tell us about it.Oh, so this happened quite recently. It was but two weeks ago,and me and my family were sitting around a campfire and so me and mybrother do this fun little thing where we call each other the F slur asa greeting, you know, as siblings do, we degrade each other.Yeah, it's not really okay for him, but there's really no changing his ways. We've tried it, yeah, we I've tried so hard. SoI've just stood there and watched. It's kind of just a sibling thing.He doesn't say it outside of the House, which is better than yeah, andmy dad like he he called me the F slur and I was likeyou cannot say that, dad. He was like why not? You andyour brothers say and I say, well, I like women, so it's okayfor me too, and then he said no, you don't. You'veliterally only dated guys. Your girlfriend beside, you know, tea and then Ijust started lifting off all the women I've liked. What I actually Inever slept with a woman. Cut that out, but like I see straight, I'm not cutting it out of your my set. I would sleep witha woman. Is just I get so nervous around women. Really, it'dbe really shocking. Like, not invaliding you at all, but, like, let's say you found out you want bisexual. You were just straight.I know, like and you're on the gay podcast. The thing is,I just really, really enjoyed kissing women. I know that for a fact.I like enjoying kissing men. Does that make me gay? Are youattracted to men? Put the fuck up.

Well, are you what? You'recutting and and out. Oh No, I'm joking. It's good to getready to go. This podcast on your shoulders. You bisecuality, goingfull soon into the bisexuality continue. Yes, I'm sorry, being being bisexual isdefinitely a struggle, Balas fuck as being anything but straight is, andit's definitely a journey, especially when there's a couple different factors to think aboutwhen you are considering giving yourself a label or not giving yourself a label atall. Yeah, bisexual the is also like I'm shocked at how bad theyget it because, like, there's a time when I thought I was bisexual, so I was doing a lot of research in it, and bisexuals,like I am shocked by how, like go getting hit by both sides,and that's like disgusting to me. Like, I can understand this stray gets abit, but the fagots, like the fuck is with you to thinkthat you get to be phobic to any to another sexuality, like you don'tget kneecap privileges revoked literally if you're BIPHOBIC, like, go, get a life. Okay, you can hang out with your partner. I can hangout with my partners or partner and we can all just have half respecting thepolyamorous there. I see, me, see. Listen. Okay, wegotta get into boat armist. That's a fun, oh, romantic entrance.I know someone we could have on the PODCAST. Me, Bitch, Oh, you're probably ever. I didn't know. Okay, say too, I'll jointhem. I mean, no,...

I'm not going to say that.Well, we're recording. I don't know. We can talk after. Yeah,exchange numbers. Yeah, exchanged numbers, because we don't have those yet.My guys. I'M gonna ask Jackson for his phone number. I can'twait to lea stop Vlog if we ever lived the other to for you justjust stop flogging literally, oh my God, blogs while having makeup fish t we'repracticing. You're practicing little, little physically for the girls in the gays. Okay, that's it, the girls in the gays and that's it.Fuck I you see a fucking Cryro pactors this. Oh, bisexuality is aninteresting sexuality to me. I think it's one that a lot of people nooffense that in but default to, which is, yeah, amazing, becauseit makes sense and some people feel so comfortable there, and that's valid.It's followed as fuck bitches, all the sucket bitches is on next one.Honestly, even if you don't want to define your sexuality, but you dolean more toward being bisexual or being more fluid and who you love or whoyou are sexually attracted to, that is completely valid. Like, I knowpeople who do not define their sexuality but they really, really love poking upwith women and men. Akaye me he like, will fuck like, likeand if you don't like, you feel like the bisexual Tom fit you,but not the tone, like it doesn't check out. Queero, we havea bit. We have an episode on it. Yeah, they're gonna havean episode on Con Sexuality, Amisexuality, any other sexuality. Like, ifyou're curious, stay for a while, maybe you'll find it and maybe you'llfind that we're not too bad after all and decide to fucking stay. Doit. You're valid. That's valid as fuck. And also on our socials. Let us know what you want us...

...to cover, whether it is sexualities, gender, sexual health in general, mental health, or if you wantto Indie with us. And if and if we don't get under it tooquick, that's fine. Yeah, we will do that. Maybe, ifwe really decide to, will even do like a fan dd thing want eventuallyas like a prize, summone, just betos, that I vito. SoI can't bring up that fucking idea ever, can little bit. Never Fu buthey, you are valid, y'all, and nothing, no one, nothing, anybody can tell you otherwise, and if they do, they're notvalid. I'm sorry. You're valid, unless you're homophobic, oh, phobic, just a phobic in general, transplement LGBT phobic, but then I kindof understand. But like, spiders are kind of cute. So you knowwhat else is kind of cute? You, I was gonna say you obey Bang. This is why we need a pretty here. Oh Yeah, ifyou're listening, we'll see you in the next one. Yeah, if youdon't, yeah, we don't see you soon. See you in the nextone. Guys, be a by thea buying my.

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